I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Don't worry, he only has ten cards now, if you blow it up, I'll blow it up, and the reward will be doubled! Xu Mang was talking with his phone while controlling the mouse, Hurry up and blow it up!

Then I exploded?

fry!

In the interface of Happy Landlords, four threes appeared, and then the multiples below reached 720 times.

I'm done frying...

Look, he didn't! Xu Mang smiled and pointed out four A's: Let's watch my performance!

at this time,

The multiple reached 1440 times.

As you can see, Xu Mang was playing Doudizhu, and Yang Xiaoman was with him. The two were more insidious and cunning, and they teamed up to deceive innocent passers-by. This... caught a big fat sheep.

Not long after the two's black shop opened, the big fat sheep transformed into a man-eating tiger.

Twin kings!

airplane!

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman collapsed...

You tricked me again!

Playing League of Legends tricked me, Doudizhu, you won't let me go! Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he vomited blood: You wait for me tomorrow, and see if I don't beat you to death!

hang up,

Xu Mang's back felt cold when he saw the interrupted call interface. Isn't this woman too determined to win? There are always winners and losers in playing games, how can it be possible for you to win all the time, how can others live!

well...

He is not tall and has a good temper.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang was beaten up by Yang Xiaoman, a violent man. Although the two of them didn't want to admit that their relationship had changed, they knew it already, but no one wanted to pierce the paper-thin window.

I ask you!

You really didn't hand in five blank papers, did you? Yang Xiaoman asked: If it's true...then you'd better think of a way, otherwise you will be fired again.

It doesn't matter.

Every school has one or two warriors who dare to hand in blank papers, and I'm just one of them. Xu Mang smiled: Some people still write essays to criticize society in the college entrance examination. I'm much nobler than them in handing in blank papers.

The essays that Xu Mang said would be the legendary zero-score essays in the college entrance examination. Without exception, the content was to criticize the unhealthy social atmosphere. However... Xu Mang has always held a contemptuous attitude towards such people.

Perhaps they thought they were brave enough to expose some of the dark side of society at the cost of zero marks in the college entrance examination, but not only did their performance not make waves, they also wasted an opportunity in vain.

The gain outweighs the loss!

snort!

I'm too lazy to talk to you! Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, picked up his mobile phone silently, and started to browse Weibo.

moment,

Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and said, Today I want to eat a hamburger.

Aren't you too lazy to talk to me? Xu Mang looked confused.

Leave me alone!

I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks! Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed, and the seductive blush had a hint of arrogance: I also want Coke, hot wings, egg tarts, finger-licking original chicken, and the original chicken wants triangles!

Although he was very reluctant in his heart, but his body was very honest, Xu Mang silently wrote down what Yang Xiaoman ordered. After all...signed the Xu Yang Treaty.

soon,

The bell rang, and Liang Feng came to the classroom with a paper full of answers.

The papers will not be delivered to the school until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, but Liang Feng, as a math teacher, can't wait to explain the most difficult math joint exam paper in history in Ning City.

Seeing your expressions, I know you must have failed the math test this time. Liang Feng stood on the stage expressionlessly, and said silently: But don't be too sad, the math paper this time is indeed a bit super Gang, it is normal for you to fail the exam!

But...

Liang Feng suddenly changed his style of painting.

You still need to work hard, and you need to be hardworking yourself. No one knows what will be tested in the college entrance examination in the future, and how difficult it will be! Liang Feng said: Now I will explain all the questions in this paper and record them all. Great note!

Multiple choice first question...

The second question of multiple choice...

The third choice question...

Teacher Liang Feng is very dedicated. He explained all the multiple-choice questions along the way. Every process and every formula that needs to be used is explained very carefully, and the students below are also very serious.

Only Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman,

One was sleeping on the table, and the other was in a daze with his head on his head.

certainly.

Liang Feng took an attitude of ignoring these two people, the former was giving up, while the latter was indulging.

After the first period,

Liang Feng directly occupied the ten-minute break in the middle, and continued to explain the topic on stage. The students have long been accustomed to this kind of procrastination behavior. In their worldview, if a teacher can't procrastinate , then he is not a good teacher competent.

This question is very difficult, and it's normal if you don't know it, because it requires a very remote knowledge point. Liang Feng said: Let me announce the answer first, the answer is 5, is anyone right?

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman raised his hand expressionlessly.

Just one?

For this result, Liang Feng was already mentally prepared, and said silently: Student Yang Xiaoman, can you explain your problem-solving thinking?

good!

The next time is Yang Xiaoman's solo performance. Under such and such and such and such, the students suddenly realized.

I rely on!

Thieves are awesome!

The students present were shocked by Yang Xiaoman's extraordinary IQ.

Sudden,

There was a dissonant voice.

Huh?

Is this the question? Xu Mang woke up from his sleep and said with a hazy face, Mr. Liang, I was right too!

...

...

...

The students in the audience were in an uproar. After the uproar, they laughed endlessly. Xu Mang... actually did something wrong. How could this be possible! You can't be blindly arrogant just because you got the last question right in the last exam.

What's this?

The paper given by the gold medal teacher in Jiangsu Province is known as the most difficult math paper in Ning City in history!

you are right?

Then there is only one case... You are right!

Don't make trouble!

Liang Feng said helplessly: Let's explain the third fill-in-the-blank question. This fill-in-the-blank question is moderately difficult. Although it is a little bit beyond the outline, it can still be solved. The answer to this question is X=1. Who will do it? correct?

Yang Xiaoman raised his hand,

Li Hua raised his hand,

Xu Mang... silently raised his hand.

Xu Mang!

It's class time now, if you make trouble again, don't blame me for letting you out! Liang Feng's face darkened, and he issued a final warning to Xu Mang.

Li Hua!

Tell me about the idea of ​​solving the problem. Liang Feng pointed to Li Hua, who was second in the class.

After a series of so-and-so, so-and-so, the students suddenly became enlightened.

The fourth question is very simple. Students who have made mistakes need to reflect on themselves. Why are they not correct even such a simple question? Liang Feng paused and said slowly: The fifth question...is the most difficult question in the fill-in-the-blank question. The one with the highest coefficient, the answer is -20, please raise your hand if you are right.

It's Yang Xiaoman again...

And the dazed Xu Mang.

Snapped!

Get out!

Liang Feng pointed at Xu Mang and scolded.

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