I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

There was a kind of shock called horror, there was a kind of horror called terror, and there was a kind of surprise called Xu Mang getting full marks in the English test.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's paper with a confused expression on his face. Is this a score obtained by cheating? Soon... this idea was shattered. Although Xu Mang liked to be opportunistic and took some not-so-bright paths, the geographical environment at that time made it almost impossible for him to cheat.

Alone on the podium, with Mr. Wu sitting next to him, even if he had two hundred guts, he wouldn't dare to cheat!

Moreover,

English is not like other subjects. For example, there is a dictation link in Chinese, and formulas are needed in mathematics, politics, geography, history... only English, opening the textbook is of no use at all.

Ask later!

An idiot who doesn't even know much about English phonetic symbols, suddenly got a full score in a relatively closed environment one day... I can only say hell!

soon,

Xu Mang came to the classroom with bread and milk and a bowl of instant noodles in a bucket, but was judged by Yang Xiaoman's sharp eyes.

What's wrong?

It feels like a prisoner is being judged. Xu Mang was a little at a loss, why did it happen all of a sudden.

etc!

Could it be that she discovered something?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, Did you find something?

snort!

What do you think?! Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face.

It's over!

Looking at it like this, I must know it.

Xu Mang sighed, and said with a dead face: Actually, I didn't do it on purpose that day... I really like eating the steamed stuffed buns from that shop. The skin is thin and the meat is juicy. Of course, it's my fault. I didn't grasp the range of the gravy splashing.

Well?

What is he saying?

Buns, gravy, splashes... what and what?

Yang Xiaoman looked confused, and asked him about the English test paper, what kind of meat buns did he tell you, could it be that after eating the meat buns, the English test paper can get full marks?

Actually, you are also at fault... Whoever asked you to stand there said that bullets have no eyes, and the same is true of flying gravy! Xu Mang said boldly, Let's take responsibility 50-50.

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman finally came to his senses, the eternal mystery of the world - who splashed my head with gravy, finally got the answer today! No wonder... the first time I saw this guy, I thought this guy looked familiar. Feelings are sworn enemies!

once,

Yang Xiaoman suspected Xu Mang, but he couldn't produce any evidence. If he was wronged, this guy's personality may cause you endless troubles.

But now...don't ask yourself!

It's you!?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she stood on tiptoe and grabbed Xu Mang's collar, and roared angrily: You dared to splash my head with a meat bun that day, do you know that was a humiliating experience in my life? I... ..I...I fight with you!

Xu Mang was beaten badly.

Fortunately, Yang Xiaoman had a trace of humanity left behind, so he was given a chance to catch his breath, otherwise Xu Mang would have confessed here today.

Stop looking in the mirror!

It's not disfigured! Yang Xiaoman drank milk, saw Xu Mang holding his own mirror, looking left and right at his face, looking like a psychopath, and couldn't help saying: It's okay even if you lose your appearance, you Anyway, lonely forever.

I...

There must be something wrong with this woman!

Xu Mang frowned, and said solemnly: Are you going to marry me in the future? Otherwise, you always talk about being alone forever... instilling a negative thought, slowly brainwashing me, and then you violent airport Sneak in?!

snort!

Give up your heart! Xu Mang said contemptuously, My face belongs to the whole world!

you!

Yang Xiaoman clenched his fists,

But he didn't beat him, and his physical strength was limited... He had been beaten just now, and there was not enough time. The students finished their lunch immediately. If they came to teach Xu Mang, it would be a little embarrassing.

I'll clean you up tonight! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, then threw Xu Mang's test paper into his arms, and said, Explain to me!

explain?

explain what?

Xu Mang looked at his paper, then at Yang Xiaoman who was full of anger, and asked curiously, What do you mean?

It took you more than ten minutes to finish this paper, and you got full marks in the end, don't you think you need to explain it? Yang Xiaoman said.

this...

Isn't this a basic operation? Xu Mang shrugged, with a nonchalant expression on his face: If you have to explain...uh...I'm a genius!

idiot!

wrong!

Shameless idiot!

Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang another blank look, took back the paper, thought for a while and said, Since you are so good at English, why do you always hand in blank papers, and you don't even write your name, so that Teacher Wu keeps scolding you, right? Isn't it cheap?

well...

Xu Mang sighed, looked up at the sky through the window, and said, I just don't want others to know how good I am.

Yang Xiaoman collapsed.

...

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's paper and went straight to Teacher Wu. Since he is really a genius, why bother to hide it?

Professor Wu?

Are you free? Yang Xiaoman asked politely.

Xiaoman?

Teacher Wu saw Yang Xiaoman, with a smile on his face: Are you here to ask about the grades? Don't worry, you got full marks again!

Although as a teacher, you can't treat each student differently, maybe there is no one who can do this, people's hearts... They are all fleshy, knowing whether it is good or bad, knowing what is more important, Yang Xiaoman is the heart of all teachers palm treasure.

No...Mr. Wu, you misunderstood. I didn't come to ask about the grades. I wanted to talk to you about Xu Mang. Yang Xiaoman said.

Xu Mang?

What happened to him? Teacher Wu was full of doubts: Did he bully you? Don't worry, I will go to Lao Lin now and change your position.

No no no!

He...he didn't bully me.

Speaking of bullying,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but blushed.

Then what? Teacher Wu was a little confused.

Well...you didn't take Xu Mang's test paper away today. Yang Xiaoman said, I took a look at his test paper, and he... he... got a very good score.

What?!

Teacher Wu was stunned for a moment, then said in shock: Not bad score? This kid passed the exam again?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head.

Seventy points in the exam?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head again.

...

Don't tell me, this guy got full marks in the exam? Teacher Wu laughed.

right!

He got full marks in the test!

When Yang Xiaoman said that Xu Mang got a perfect score in the exam, even she felt very happy. For some reason... she was very relieved.

Teacher Wu was silent for a long time. She felt that this matter was a bit serious, because Xu Mang seemed to have affected Yang Xiaoman's IQ. You must know that in this world, idiots are contagious!

Xiao Man, don't worry!

The teacher will definitely save you from Xu Mang's clutches. This guy... It's okay to be stupid, but he actually infected you with his stupidity. I'm so mad! Teacher Wu said angrily.

ah?

How...how could this be? !

How bad is that guy's character?

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