I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 35
The first class in the morning was still the politics class of the old class. Xu Mang didn't have any objections to it. Anyway, everything was the same. Of course...Xu Mang was a little different today. He had to do something big.
Sneak snacks in class!
Ordinary students can only steal snacks in some special classes, such as those retired special recruits who are old and blind. This kind of teacher will basically not care about you, as long as you don’t make sounds and smells, you can go to heaven.
Xu Mang was different,
He has always been very courageous, with a strong head, and he is quite understanding on the road to death.
Steal snacks in the head teacher's class! Most people don't even dare to think about it, but Xu Mang not only thought about it, he also wanted to implement this idea, and he also ate the high-level food in the sneak snack series in class!
Regarding the series of class snacks, the levels are quite strict, such as sugar... This kind of snacks belongs to the basic level, anyone can eat it, and will not be caught. Of course, if you are really lucky, there is also a catch on the spot.
For example,
A certain student sneakily ate a candy, but the next second the teacher asked him to get up to answer questions, which was basically the series of 'Get Out'.
Intermediate snacks are potato chips. Although potato chips have no smell, the crisp sound they make when they are eaten into the mouth is quite deadly. If you are not careful, you will fall into the abyss.
For this level of snacks, people who have more than three years of experience in stealing snacks in class can do it, because they have experience and know how not to make a sound.
The technique is very simple. Put the huge potato chips into your mouth, and use the squeeze of the upper and lower jaws and the liquid soaking to soften the potato chips quickly, so as to reach the level of entering the stomach. The most important thing is guts.
The high-end snack is Weilong Spicy Strips. The pungent smell can permeate the entire classroom in an instant. This snack is terrifying, not to mention the elite-level snack-eating lovers in class, and the master-level lovers are also dead.
Legendary snacks... instant noodles in buckets, the kind soaked in boiling water, this is just a legend, no one can make it, including Xu Mang.
today,
What Xu Mang wanted to eat was the enhanced version of Weilong's spicy strips - Death's spicy strips.
to be honest,
Xu Mang was a little worried in his heart, because he was not a person who could eat spicy food very much. The reason why he ate this food was because he watched other people's tasting videos on the Internet, and he planned to try it if he didn't believe in evil.
hey-hey!
Xu Mang secretly took out a red box with a skull printed on it from his schoolbag. Seeing the words 'Devil's hotness, do you dare to challenge' written on the box, Xu Mang's desire to challenge was instantly aroused.
Yang Xiaoman?
Did you bring water? Xu Mang asked secretly.
Don't you call yourself a porter of nature? Yang Xiaoman said in a low voice without turning his head, There is a big bucket of mineral water behind you.
Have you ever used a water dispenser? Xu Mang said helplessly, When you pour water from a water dispenser, it will make a sound, that's the sound of 'boom, boom, boom'. You don't have common sense in life.
idiot!
Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, silently took out an unopened bottle of water, passed it from under the table, and said, Remember to buy me a new bottle of water.
okay!
With the water of life, Xu Mang carefully unwrapped the bag of Death God spicy sticks, and saw a stick of spicy sticks wrapped in tin foil.
I go!
After spending so much money, just give one?
Xu Mang was so angry that this merchant was too stingy. He only gave one spicy stick at such an expensive price. Are you crazy about money?
System, how many skill points do you need to steal the Reaper Hot Tiao in class?
[Recognized by the system, the redemption value of stealing death spicy sticks in class: 500 (snack eating skills in class)]
so expensive?
Xu Mang felt a little heartbroken. Although the skill of stealing snacks in class was an accidental product,
But anyway, I have accumulated more than a thousand skill points, and it costs 500 skill points to eat a spicy bar, which is not worth it!
At this time,
Yang Xiaoman was full of curiosity about the guy behind him. He took his own water away, but ended up unscrewing the bottle cap and putting it on the side without drinking it. What kind of monster was he going to do?
He sneaked a glance back, but saw nothing, because a math book stood there, blocking his view.
Hello?!
What are you doing? Yang Xiaoman asked, Playing King of Glory?
nothing...
Study your math problems. Xu Mang ignored this violent airport now, he was thinking about a question, whether to spend the 500 skill points or not.
finally,
Xu Mang decided to spend it!
After paying the skill value, Xu Mang quickly opened the tin foil and put a red and black spicy stick into his mouth.
Under the influence of the system, Xu Mang's tongue licked the Death God Spicy Tiao at high speed, using the coating of his tongue to clean up the seasoning attached to the spicy strips, so as to remove the smell.
result,
Xu Mang fainted...
Because he had given others a salty fish personality for a long time, Xu Mang's strangeness was not noticed by others. He lay there quietly, not knowing whether he was dead or alive.
[Spicy eating skills detected, spicy eating skills have been unlocked]
Spicy skill +1
Spicy skill +1
Spicy skill +1
...
you...
What the hell did you eat? Yang Xiaoman pushed Xu Mang awake, planning to let him buy lunch, but saw that his lips were swollen like sausages, and asked worriedly, Are you allergic to food?
Spicy...
I can't, I can't, my mouth is so numb. Xu Mang said with pain on his face, I'm going to ask my old class for leave, goodbye!
etc!
I haven't had lunch yet... Yang Xiaoman said with a look of embarrassment: Anyway, no one will like you, so it's swollen. If you leave, I'll be hungry all day.
listen, listen...
Is this what people say? !
Sometimes Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman was a bit of a vexatious woman, always putting herself in a high position, and everyone wanted to listen to her, but was there such a situation?
exist!
Because she has practiced Sanda, and there are so many licking dogs around her.
Xu Mang bought lunch for Yang Xiaoman, and then went to the school infirmary to have a look. Not to mention...it didn't work at all, just put two ice packs on his mouth and it was fine.
Doctor Tian?
Is this the end? Xu Mang was puzzled while holding the ice pack.
How about you? Are you going to let me have an operation? Doctor Tian knew Xu Mang. He used to run to the infirmary every three days, but he got to know Xu Mang over time and had a good relationship.
...
You quack!
Come back to me, boy!
Xu Mang ran away, leaving school doctor Tian a bad look at his back.
In the afternoon, Xu Mang and the ice bag kept kissing. During the treatment, he regretted his reckless behavior. It was another failure. Although he paid the skill value of stealing snacks in class, he got a small high-speed electric motor Tongue, I didn't expect to be mistaken by cleverness... I just licked all the capsaicin on it, it's too tragic!
fortunately,
God is also fair, accidentally activated the skill of eating spicy food.
spicy...
spicy...
Xu Mang suddenly remembered something. It seemed that every year on the third Saturday of November, the school would organize a so-called campus food festival, and one of the main competitions was spicy food.
Count the time...
Almost soon.
[Trigger task: Hot man (campus level)]
[Description: Be a hot man, please win the first place]
[Reward: Upgrade Card*2]
no,
Here comes the mission!
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