I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's face beamed with joy, which showed that his cooking skills had reached the level of a hotel chef.

hey-hey...

No. Xiaoman smiled and shook her head: You guess.

Didn't it come back from the hotel? Xu Mang frowned, thinking that there is a very delicious pork knuckle shop in Shanghai. It's called Ding Xingxing pork knuckle shop. Could it be that Xiaoman knew that I love pork knuckles and ran over to buy it? right?

suddenly,

Xu Mang was touched, Xiaoman is really nice!

Since it's so good,

I can only respond with actions, eat all of them!

Thinking of this,

Without any hesitation, Xu Mang picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks, put it into his mouth with lightning speed, and chewed and chewed...

Xu Mang: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Fuck!

what does it smell like

What an elbow! This is clearly a toxic chemical!

etc,

Could it be...

At this time, Xu Mang's heart was in a state of turmoil. He guessed where the elbow came from, it was Xiaoman himself! This taste... a word 齁!

Xu Mang was somewhat autistic,

I have to admit that Xiaoman is a rare cooking genius. Not only is she full of toxin damage skills in the field of cooking, but she also has full camouflage skills. She thought it was top-notch food in the blink of an eye, but she ate it. Toxic chemicals in your mouth.

It's hard to guard against, hard to guard against!

whoops

Die!

Remembering that he had to eat all of this big elbow before, Xu Mang wanted Shen Jiang to commit suicide.

How about it?

How's the taste? Yang Xiaoman asked impatiently, Isn't it delicious? Your face is deformed because you still eat it.

...

God!

Where did you get your confidence?

Xu Mang nodded with a miserable face: Have you ever tasted the dishes you cooked?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head: Aren't you tasting it?

actually,

Xu Mang really wanted to tell Xiaoman that the thief was unpalatable, but when he thought about how hard someone cooked a meal for him, criticizing him without acknowledgment, and hurting their self-confidence, he couldn't be like some people.

It's so delicious! Xu Mang said.

whee!

Try this, I made deep-fried river prawns! Yang Xiaoman picked up a river prawn for Xu Mang.

...

Is this a river prawn? Xu Mang looked horrified, looking at the red and unappetizing thing in the bowl, at first he thought it was some kind of sweet and sour pork ribs, but it turned out to be a river prawn!

Can I eat it?

I can't speak.

When Xu Mang picked up the river prawns, he smelled a pungent sour smell.

Eat it!

Why hesitate? Yang Xiaoman urged: Hurry up!

...

oh.

heartbroken,

mouth one,

Xu Mang put the river prawn into his mouth with the mentality of dying together.

Oh My God...

So sour!

It feels like it just came out of the vinegar tank.

well?

Is it so delicious? Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang trembling all over, and said with a smile, Look at that guy who hasn't eaten any good food, it's so delicious that he's shaking... From now on, I'll make it for you every day, Are you happy?

I...

My surname is Xu. Xu Mang said helplessly.

loquacious!

Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes with happiness, then pushed the ultimate weapon in front of Xu Mang, a plate of lettuce in oyster sauce.

Xu Mang took a look and asked curiously, What is this?

Lettuce in oyster sauce!

It is made of lettuce and oyster sauce with auxiliary ingredients. It is nutritious, smooth and delicious. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: And I also made a little innovation on the original basis.

What?

You can't even follow the recipe, how dare you innovate?

Are you crazy?

Xu Mang thought for a while, anyway, today is going to die anyway, why not eat all of it, in fact, it's not impossible to eat, Xiaoman's level is about the same as his mother's, one is to put in the seasoning vigorously, and the other is to keep it as long as it can. .

But fortunately... these two women in my life can turn their raw into mature, which is worthy of praise!

well...

have no choice,

Originally thought that if he escaped from his mother's clutches, he would live a happy life, but he never expected that he would fall into Xiaoman's hands.

Eat it!

Eat! Yang Xiaoman said happily: Eat it all, and drink the soup by the way, the nutrition is all in the soup!

(￣～￣) Chew!

(￣～￣) The face is ashamed!

_(:з」∠)_Death

...

Relying on his strong body and amazing willpower, Xu Mang stayed up until midnight... Now he finally couldn't.

Compared with Yang Jian's body that has no resistance, Xu Mang's anti-drug attributes are full. This is related to his experience when he was a child. At that time, Xu's father and Xu's mother had just started a business, and the family had no money, except to go to the grandmother's house to eat Besides, his favorite food is the roadside stalls.

such as fritters,

It must be deep-fried in asphalt-black oil. This time, the deep-fried fritters are fragrant and crispy.

but...

This kind of person who has full anti-drug attributes falls into Xiaoman's hands.

Holding the wall to enter the toilet, ten minutes later holding the wall to get out of the toilet, five minutes later, holding the wall to enter the toilet...

finally,

Xu Mang was sent to the hospital. After the doctor's diagnosis, he told Xu Mang that he just had a bad stomach and didn't need to be hospitalized.

I prescribed some medicine,

Then the two went home.

On the way home, Xiaoman didn't have any self-reflection at all. Instead, she kept complaining to Xu Mang, why don't you make yourself so tired, scientific research work is important, but the body is also important.

For this,

Xu Mang could only smile wryly.

Your body is not good enough? If it were my father-in-law, he would have been in the coffin long ago, okay?

He just ate two bites, and he was hospitalized for a week, while he ate all of it, and then had a stomachache... Isn't this physical fitness good?

the next day,

Xu Mang regained a little bit of his former spirit, and drove Xiaoman to school. On the way, Xu Mang told Xiaoman that cooking fumes would speed up the aging of women, so men should do things like cooking in the future.

Who would have thought...

Yang Xiaoman was not afraid of this at all, she had just ordered a set of protective clothing, the kind with an oxygen mask.

This is the rhythm of murdering a husband.

soon,

to school,

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the dormitory, while he went to the building of the computer department alone, borrowed the key of the supercomputing laboratory from Director Xia, and began to calculate the problem of black hole accretion.

This result is very slow,

It was so slow that Xu Mang was about to fall asleep.

finally,

After an hour of calculation, Xu Mang got the final data. The quasi-periodic oscillation signal of 14li was 131 seconds.

Xu Mang looked at the folded light curve graph, which clearly showed the periodically oscillating QPO signal.

at the same time,

In Brother Chuanxiao's data, Xu Mang found that in the historical data recorded by a certain device, the roentgen ray flow has been attenuating for four hundred days, but the periodic oscillation has not disappeared.

What does this mean?

Meaning it is a signal of long-term stable operation.

So far,

deduce a result,

There is a quasi-periodic oscillation signal in the Roentgen rays released by the accretion of black holes.

Since there is a quasi-periodic oscillation signal, it means that there is a very, very stable orbit near the black hole. This orbit is close to the black hole, but it will not be sucked into the black hole.

Xu Mang speculated,

The smaller the spin of the black hole, the larger the radius of the orbit, and the larger the spin of the black hole, the smaller the orbit.

certainly,

If we continue to study, we must first prove the existence of quasi-periodic oscillatory signals.

how to prove?

Find a brand new black hole with a quasi-periodic oscillator signal system!

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang called Brother Chuanxiao.

Hello!

Brother Chuan Xiao. Xu Mang said with a smile, I probably found the problem you mentioned. Using the information you gave, I calculated the Roentgen rays released by the accretion of black holes, and there is a quasi-periodic oscillation signal.

Taking 14li as an example, its quasi-periodic oscillation signal time is 131 seconds. Xu Mang said.

Fuck!

You can calculate this? Brother Chuan Xiao was taken aback: I wanted you to explore the new discovery and find out the problem of Roentgen rays, but you also calculated the result...

hehe.

This might be a genius. Xu Mang smiled.

Brother Chuanxiao asked helplessly: Are you sure about this?

have no idea.

It needs to be verified. Xu Mang said, How about we use this quasi-periodic oscillation signal together to find a brand new black hole?

good!

Brother Chuan Xiao didn't even think about it, and directly agreed with Xu Mang's idea.

Xu Mang said, I'm going to find Director Fang of our physics department now, and then we'll talk about funding.

no, I'm fine!

Our observatory has its own funds. Brother Chuan Xiao said.

hehe...

How much money can you get from the observatory? Xu Mang showed a smile, It's better to pay wages and maintain the equipment.

words fall,

Xu Mang hung up directly.

...

Regarding the use of funds, Xu Mang needs to write a complete report. This is a rule and a system. As a half-scientific researcher, there are still some rules that must be followed.

Fortunately, his writing is very good, and he won the first prize in the composition competition.

A report was written by Xu Mang with an epic feel. The number of words alone was as high as 20,000 words. The worst thing was that it was all handwritten. Of course, this was done by him...

Looking at his report, Xu Mang heaved a long sigh: It would be great if the update speed of Taibai Mao was so fast...

Using my own theory,

To explore an as yet undiscovered black hole,

It is estimated that it will take a lot of time, and even fail to conclude.

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang was a little worried. If he received the funds and spent the money in the end, but did not verify the results, if the people who eat melons on the Internet knew about it, he would have to apologize to everyone, right?

sometimes,

Xu Mang felt it was particularly unfair, but there was no way... Who put himself on the road of scientific research?

at this time,

Xu Mang looked at his computer and silently turned on the system.

Mathematics, astronomy, and physics have been learned. If you want to improve, you need to upgrade your intelligence. There are currently 90 upgrade cards...

Talk about a lot of rubbish skills.

well?

The system...does it have a boosting skill?

【No】

Rubbish!

Xu Mang was helpless, and suddenly wanted to deal with Xiaoman, but he didn't have this skill.

never mind...

Continue to hang chemistry.

Xu Mang picked up the chemistry book again, covered his face and began to sleep.

Before,

He threatened to kill him not to learn chemistry, but the cruel reality taught Xu Mang how to behave, and he still had to learn chemistry.

Chemistry Skill +1

Chemistry Skill +1

two hours later,

Xu Mang glanced at the time. Director Fang should be in the office.

...

Director Fang's Office,

Fang Jun, the dean of the physics department, looked at Xu Mang with a cute face, and then glanced at the thick report in his hand.

You kid is deliberately finding fault, right? Director Fang said with a dark face: Is there such a thick report?

Yes, I have!

Didn't you see it today? Xu Mang said with a smile.

Director Fang shook his head helplessly, picked up a pen and signed his name on the last page without even looking at the content.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said cautiously, Director Fang? Don't you want to take a look?

For such a simple matter, I wrote a thick book. According to your piss, I guess it's full of nonsense. Director Fang said blankly: So there is no need to read it.

Xu Mang: 囧

Whoops...

Does this count as a good doctor after a long illness?

At this time,

The system pops up a task.

[Trigger task: Find a black hole]

[Description: Find a new black hole]

[Reward: Upgrade Card*5]

After receiving the task,

Xu Mang asked, Director Fang? When will the funding arrive?

this week!

words fall,

Director Fang went on to say: Since you have started independent research, how do you feel about bringing three students from the physics department to participate in your scientific research project?

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