I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

half past one in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman lived in confusion and anxiety. Ever since she knew that Xu Mang's mother was a housewife, and she especially liked girls who were good at cooking, Xiaoman became a little depressed. She originally planned to spend the afternoon Let's review math.

but...

What's the point of reviewing, the first place in the national college mathematics competition is not as important as being Xu's mother and daughter-in-law!

menu...

Three Hundred Kinds of Home-Cooked Dishes, Basic Steps of Ningshi Cuisine, Madou Local Cuisine...

Yang Xiaoman bought a dozen cookbooks online at a time, and the address was of course at his home in Shanghai.

well...

This time the competition is over, we must study cooking carefully.

Yang Xiaoman has made up her mind to become a good wife and mother who can cook, but she has another problem, who will try it?

Just dad!

He has no taboos.

well?

Xiaoman? Xu Mang was sitting on the bedside, playing Hearthstone, glanced at Xiaoman who was frowning beside him, and asked curiously, Do you want to go to Tsinghua University?

No!

My old lady, I'm bothered! Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and asked involuntarily, What's your dad's hobby?

My Father?

Uh... Xu Mang thought for a long time, then said silently, Smoking, drinking, rubbing numbness... but not burning your head.

Your dad is pretty good. Yang Xiaoman nodded: When the time comes, I'll get some wine from my dad's collection at home. Those wines have been stored for a long time. Usually he just takes a look at them and wipes the dust on them, but he doesn't dare drink.

this...

If this is taken away by Xiaoman, I'm afraid the old man will go crazy!

...

Just buy whatever you want.

Xu Mang said with a face full of horror: You must not give away the wine that your father has privately hidden, I'm afraid he won't be able to stand the excitement.

What for?

My dad has been here for so many years, how many bottles of wine can still send him to the hospital? Yang Xiaoman said with disdain.

don't even say,

Really!

As a man, Xu Mang understands men's thoughts best. Some things are the bottom line, and no one can touch them. According to his father-in-law's level of wealth, money is no longer a problem. He probably likes to buy collectibles, and those wines are his. One of my collecting hobbies.

From Xiaoman's words just now, it can be analyzed that those wines are most likely the whole life of the old man.

I,

Xu Mang,

Not a son-in-law who cheated on his father-in-law!

at this time,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, uh...his daughter cheated on him, so it's none of my business.

...

You can go! Yang Xiaoman turned to Xu Mang and said, I'm going to read, remember to come back before six in the afternoon.

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang got up happily, and then rushed out of the room.

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Yang Xiaoman secretly clicked on a cooking video.

Welcome to Watch Everyday Cooking, today we are going to make wide-oiled bamboo rats!

Prepare a preoccupied bamboo mouse!

Prepare...

...

Xu Mang, who was freed, was wandering around the campus of Tsinghua University. He was looking for the next batch of victims. The Department of Physics and Mathematics had just finished hustling. It is estimated that his story had already spread, and going there would be a trap for himself.

computer science?

Or the Department of Materials?

Hello, classmate.

Excuse me, how do I get to the Department of Materials Building? Xu Mang asked a fairly ordinary girl.

See that building? the girl said, That's the building of the Materials Department.

Thanks.

Xu Mang was about to leave, but was stopped by this girl.

well!

You're pretty handsome. The girl smiled and said, Add a WeChat account?

do not add!

words fall,

Xu Mang ran away.

Girl: @#￥%...\u0026amp;amp;amp;amp;

soon,

Xu Mang came to the entrance of the Department of Materials Building. The reason why he came to the Department of Materials was that Xu Mang wanted to get some feedback about the real user situation of the database and intelligent synthesis software he developed in the top three universities.

at first,

Xu Mang wanted to go directly to the laboratory to have a look, but in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he had to find an injection from the Department of Materials and ask him about the situation first. At this point, Xu Mang decided to use one of his identities to study materials science and computer science. The special existence of the honorary deputy director.

Hello, classmate.

Excuse me, where is the office of the director of the Materials Department? Xu Mang caught a boy who was not tall and looked easy to bully, and asked seriously, I am the Honorary Deputy Director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science. Chief, I have something to do with your dean.

???

WTF?

What honorary deputy director?

I'm afraid it's not a liar!

The boy was very vigilant and looked at Xu Mang carefully, but he couldn't stand Xu Mang's righteous eyes, and said silently, The head of the department is not here, why don't you find the deputy head, he's on the fourth floor.

Thanks.

after farewell,

Xu Mang hurried to the fourth floor and found the deputy director's office.

We should be at the same level, right? Xu Mang took out a sign with the words 'Honorary Deputy Director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science' written on it, but it didn't have a name, and it looked like that fake at first glance. *certificate.

actually,

This is a fake certificate.

In order to fool Yang Jian's son-in-law, the principal deliberately made a fake brand for Xu Mang, so that he can maintain the database with peace of mind, don't have any dissatisfaction with the reality, and be full of hope.

The depth of the routine is simply outrageous.

Bang bang bang!

After saying please come in, Xu Mang pushed the door open and entered.

You are? A middle-aged man looked at Xu Mang curiously.

I'm the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science, and my surname is Xu. Xu Mang said solemnly, I'm here to ask whether the material science database and intelligent synthesis software developed by Fuda have met your expectations , is there any need for improvement?

???

What?

Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?

By the way, is there such a department?

The middle-aged man looked at Xu Mang with a confused face. He was not very old, and he exuded a smell of salted fish all over his body, especially his eyes...Pull it off and press it directly on the dead fish ,There is no sense of violation and.

you...

What are you really the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science? the middle-aged man asked.

...

Really! Xu Mang hurriedly took out the certificate given by the principal of Fuda University, handed it to the middle-aged man, and said, This is my certificate, please have a look.

After getting the certificate, the middle-aged man almost died of anger.

good guy...

Is it so rough?

Liars these days dare to lie to the deputy director of the Materials Department of Tsinghua University?

He is insulting my IQ!

However,

The deputy director of the Materials Department of Tsinghua University was also a boring person. Instead of calling the security guard immediately, he played a game of cat and tiger with Xu Mang.

When the boring Deputy Director of the Materials Department of Tsinghua University meets the even more boring Xu Mang, they are destined to collide with fiery sparks.

Deputy Institute Xu, the database and software are used very well, but... I want to make some comments. The deputy director said: I hope the database can be more advanced, because a lot of data is garbage data and has no value at all.

If these data are still stored in the database, it will only take up a lot of space and waste limited resources. The deputy director said: Deputy Institute Xu, can this problem be improved, and I want you to give me an answer in person, a Answers that solve the problem.

I go!

this...

This is quite difficult!

Xu Mang thought about it, and soon he found a very perfect solution, adding a brand new algorithm to solve this problem.

However,

How does this algorithm calculate?

Sorry...let me think about it. Xu Mang said awkwardly but politely.

good!

I can wait for you! the deputy director said solemnly.

It really is a liar!

Seeing Xu Mang frowning and looking cute, the deputy director directly labeled Xu Mang a 'liar'.

no nonsense,

Call security!

The deputy director silently pressed an emergency button on the landline. As long as the button is pressed, the school security department will respond quickly and arrive at the scene of the incident within three minutes.

This button is set in response to emergencies. In order to protect the lives of important scientific researchers, Tsinghua University has spent huge sums of money to build this rapid response system with a professional security team.

Thirty seconds later,

Xu Mang said seriously: Deputy Director, after my thinking, I can give you an answer. I will add a data weighting algorithm to the database in the future. The calculation process is like this.

Weight value = usage + reading + attenuation. According to the daily operations of different users, the proportion of a certain data is calculated.

Usage refers to the amount of data used, read amount refers to the amount of data that users have read, and attenuation refers to the amount of data that has not been used or read for a long time. Xu Mang paused, and continued: According to the three conditions, the final value of the data is calculated, and then compared with the same kind, the data with the highest value is presented to the user.

certainly!

Deeper optimization can also be carried out, and the characteristics of the user can be calculated based on the ID of each computer and the ID of the software.

For example... a certain student is researching nanomaterials, and the database background will perform special optimization processing on the data of nanomaterials through calculations to provide this student with better services. Xu Mang said: Deep level The optimization needs a period of research and development...

Because it takes about two weeks to make a special mathematical model and then calculate the data through the cosine formula... Xu Mang said this, glanced at the astonished deputy director, and asked calmly: You Are you satisfied with this approach?

this...

Is the IQ of liars these days at the graduate level?

you...

You... the deputy director of the Materials Department of Tsinghua University asked cautiously, Are you really from the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?

yes!

Didn't you see the work permit? Xu Mang asked curiously, What's wrong? What's the problem?

The deputy director glanced at the work pass on the table, is this really a work pass? This is 10,000 times rougher than the meal card ten years ago!

This institute really exists? the deputy director asked, What kind of honorary deputy director are you really?

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Did he treat me as a liar?

Then I talk so much for nothing!

I'm really not a liar!

Actually, I'm...

Halfway through Xu Mang's speech, two security men suddenly broke in and rushed towards Xu Mang without saying a word.

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

I go!

What's going on?

What are you doing?

In order to ensure the safety of the deputy director, Uncle Security directly arrested Xu Mang.

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