I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Standing on the stage, Xu Mang felt like he was in control of the quantum microcosm. He was the master of the quantum world.

My name is Xu Mang... Everyone should know me.

correct!

The genius of Fuda! Xu Mang said with a smile: Actually, the title of genius... I don't dare to call it a genius, I really don't lie to you, if I were to choose a title, I think so, you can call me Master.

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I...

This guy is so shameless!

How dare you press your own head by any name?

All the teachers and students present looked down on the thick-skinned Xu Mang. They never came to the legendary Xu Mang, the great genius Xu. Such a thick-skinned person, he overturned his fantasies about geniuses. Just the serious look, sometimes Xu Mang might be like that.

The kind with no face or skin.

When I knew what kind of open class Director Lin wanted me to take, I actually refused. Standing in front of the microphone, Xu Mang said with a serious face: I think... if I take an open class, I will go to the open class. Lesson, then what have I become?

What if the student is very naughty? Xu Mang said, I checked secretly. Jiang University's physics department is not bad, er... yes, not bad.

words fall,

The teachers and students in the auditorium began to feel restless again.

This is here to mess things up, to make trouble!

Among them, the one with the darkest face is Director Lin. He listened to Xu Mang's words and recalled what he said to himself before. Why should he keep his life safe? At first, he was skeptical. The last public class involved safety issues. ?

Now it seems...

Really involved!

After I knew the real situation of Jiang University's Department of Physics, I agreed to Director Lin's request. Xu Mang said seriously: Director Lin wants me to choose a topic.

But after much deliberation, I can't find any subject.

What's the meaning?

The students looked curious.

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang opened his mouth and said, What if I talk in front of the microphone for a long time, but the professors in the audience understand it, and you all look confused. To be honest... it's embarrassing.

this...

he...

I really can't find a point to refute!

The students were on fire, not because what Xu Mang said was wrong, but because what he said was the truth. The calculation process of Electron-Proton Synergy Theory on Nature and Light on Modu Physics The calculation process of Self Torque is simply incomprehensible.

It's not that I don't understand physics, but that I don't understand the process of proving physics through mathematics. How is this done?

Ahem!

Be quiet. Seeing the uproar, Xu Mang hurriedly stopped the noise, and said, The subject is gone, but I have an idea to discuss my life dreams.

Dream knows?

Dream, Dream! Xu Mang said, Maybe my dream is different from everyone else's... Your dreams are active, right? For example, I want to take the entrance exam for Jiang University, I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and I want to go to graduate school!

words fall,

Xu Mang paused for a moment, and then said, The dream is active, but...my dream is passive.

well...

Poor! Xu Mang sighed, showing a loveless expression: When I was in my third year of high school, I was recommended to the Department of Mathematics of Jiang University... Do you think it's miserable? Not even given a chance for the college entrance examination I!

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this...

God!

This guy is simply a devil!

The students wanted to rush up and tie up Xu Mang, who was so bad.

fortunately!

I'm a firm person. Xu Mang said seriously, I resolutely chose to take the college entrance examination, otherwise...we would have become alumni today.

Everyone should know what happened next.

The second place in the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination. Xu Mang said helplessly: By the way... the first place is Yang Xiaoman, who is my girlfriend. She and I are now studying at Fuda. In fact, it's the same wherever I go. , but there is no way...the girlfriend is from Modu.

Xu Mang took a sip of water, approached and continued, By the way... how many graduate students are there?

words fall,

Some scattered people raised their hands.

Xu Mang roughly counted the number, and the number was not bad.

They all passed the postgraduate entrance examination? Xu Mang asked.

The graduate students all nodded.

After getting the answer,

Xu Mang showed a slight smile and said, You are so lucky...It's a pity that I am very tragic...I don't even have the opportunity to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

not good!

This guy is at it again!

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the hearts of all the teachers and students present jumped, and they felt a faint chill.

as expected,

Xu Mang said, I was recommended to be a graduate student... Are you angry?!

As soon as the voice fell,

The students in the auditorium could hardly sit still.

The most uncomfortable thing is Director Lin. This was planned by him alone, but in the end...

well...

It's still a dual-department graduate student, the Department of Materials and the Department of Computer Science... Xu Mang shook his head, I have to sigh with emotion, this is a great regret in life... a pity.

Speak.

Do you have a Ph.D.? It's fine if you're still studying! Xu Mang asked curiously.

PhD?

What's the meaning?

The teachers and students present looked confused.

soon,

Six young people raised their hands silently. They didn't believe that Xu Mang could still recommend the doctor.

Six?

Sure! Xu Mang nodded, and said solemnly, A serious doctor, right? By the way, I will also be recommended for a PhD in the Department of Mathematics next year, alas... so annoying, the road of life is full of recommendation.

There was another uproar in the audience.

Several impulsive students threatened to die together.

fortunately,

The remaining sanity held them back.

But Xu Mang didn't stop because of this. He said again: The lecturers who teach the students shouldn't be recommended? Who knows that they can also be recommended. Now I am a lecturer of advanced mathematics in the Department of Physics of Fuda University, leading four classes .”

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I really want to beat him to death!

Did he ever think that he wouldn't be able to get out later.

Are you crazy?

It's all Jiangda's here!

The students in the auditorium were already gearing up. As soon as the public class was over, they would go up and surround Xu Mang first, and they had to give an explanation.

but,

Since Xu Mang dared to say that, of course he had a complete plan. He planned to never come to the building of Jiang University's Physics Department in his life after this public class. He is also a human being and can feel pain. once.

Actually...

Just as Xu Mang opened his mouth, the phone in his pocket rang. It was the alarm clock he had set.

Excuse me...

The director of Fuda Physics Department, I'll pick it up... for two minutes! Xu Mang said awkwardly but politely: There are too many people... I'll go out and pick it up, everyone, don't make noise, pay attention Quality.

words fall,

Xu Mang walked out of the multimedia classroom.

Director Lin!

This Xu Mang...is extraordinary! A middle-aged man beside Director Lin said with a wry smile, I feel a little crazy.

No!

It's not a feeling! Director Lin said with a dark face, He's just crazy. I said Lao Teng would let Xu Mang come over. It turns out... so the problem lies here, and Lao Teng tricked him.

but...

Xu Mang said he was talented and ignorant. The middle-aged man said, Don't everyone say that a madman is a genius when he is sober, and Xu Mang proved this very well.

After ten minutes,

Some people can't sit still.

What about people? Why haven't you come back yet?

Did he run away?

Hard to say!

Isn't this... a little too much?

While the students were discussing, Director Lin was also a little restless.

Go and see if Xu Mang is still there?

good!

words fall,

The middle-aged man left his seat, walked out of the door of the multimedia classroom, and found that there was no sign of Xu Mang in the empty corridor.

well...

Xu Mang actually ran away.

Back in the multimedia classroom, the middle-aged man shook his head at Director Lin.

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come in a hurry,

Go in a hurry.

It was originally a slogan for the toilet, so it was just right to put it on Xu Mang.

He said hello to Mr. Teng yesterday, and he will leave today, just a little sorry for Director Lin of the Physics Department of Jiang University, but there is no way, he can't keep himself safe on that occasion.

as expected,

Xu Mang received a call from someone claiming to be Director Lin.

It was inevitable to be scolded, but Xu Mang did not expect that Director Lin would ask him to sit down more in the future.

After hanging up the phone,

Xu Mang couldn't help feeling that Director Lin's head was as hard as his own.

etc,

I'm afraid it's not the Hongmen Banquet, right?

Hello?

Hey what! Yang Xiaoman roared angrily, When are you coming back?

Do not worry!

What time is your flight? Xu Mang asked.

It's three o'clock in the afternoon, can you hurry up? I already bought you a plane ticket on the same flight! Yang Xiaoman urged.

Xu Mang smiled: Don't panic, it's only ten o'clock in the morning, and we'll be there in an hour, don't worry!

snort!

I think you are lying to me. Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfied: You also said to be my own hero... As expected, none of the man's words are true.

faster!

I'm leaving for the airport at one o'clock in the afternoon. Yang Xiaoman added here silently: Be careful on the road... If you can't make it, don't come here... I don't want to see you get hurt.

words fall,

Was hung up by Xiaoman.

Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman was completely overwhelmed. He had already driven half of the distance, and the rest of the journey would only take an hour. It is now ten o'clock in the morning. Let alone driving to school, he could even climb to school.

soon,

God gave Xu Mang a chance to climb to school.

traffic jam...

It was very, very long.

I...

Reporter of the world! Xu Mang poked his head out and took a look, good guy...all he saw was cars.

what to do?

Is it possible to really climb back?

two hours later,

The traffic finally started to move, and I should have time to check the time.

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Xu Mang overestimated his own speed, and also overestimated the degree of congestion in Shanghai. He was stuck on the elevated road for another hour.

Yang Xiaoman called.

He just said a few words, but there was a sense of disappointment in his words.

hang up the call,

Xu Mang sighed, traffic jams were not a problem he could solve.

to school,

Xu Mang found Director Fang and described what he had done at Jiang University, including his latest thesis Information Conservation is the Basic Law of the Universe: The Mystery of Lost Information.

night,

Always comes quickly.

Xu Mang received a call from Yang Xiaoman.

Hello...

The game is coming up the day after tomorrow, but I'm a little nervous. Yang Xiaoman said weakly: I used to have you by my side, so I didn't worry too much. You can always turn the tide. Now that you're not here...I...I'm worried Lose.

Xu Mang fell silent, and said after a long time, Wait for me!

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