I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

early morning,

Liu Guofang, director of the Department of Materials, came to the office and started her day's work. However, before she could sit still, she suddenly received a call from Wang Xiong, the deputy director of the Institute of Materials Technology, Academy of Sciences.

Wang Suo? Director Liu was in a good mood, and asked with a smile, Are you asking about Xu Mang?

you...

You know? Deputy Director Wang said helplessly, I said... this Xu Mang... is a little too courageous!

No!

Not only is he bold, but he is also very thick-skinned, and very, very skinny. Director Liu said, How can I describe it to you... If there is no restraint from the school, I'm afraid he would have started to be lawless.

Deputy director Wang smiled wryly, and said silently: It seems that this constraint...is loosened.

ah?

What's the meaning?

No, no... Why is there such a sense of helplessness in Wang Suo's words?

Wang Suo?

What happened? Director Liu asked seriously, Is it related to Xu Mang?

You haven't turned on the computer yet, have you? Deputy Director Wang sighed: You will know when you turn on the computer connected to the database now...Why am I so helpless now?

really,

It's about this kid!

hang up the phone,

Director Liu turned on his work computer, and after entering the password, he saw his computer desktop. This...it's nothing.

After a minute,

Suddenly a system message pops up.

poisoned?

How is it possible? Director Liu frowned, and glanced at the words on it.

result...

Director Liu was almost so angry that he was hospitalized.

good guy...

Is this kid asking for money like this?

No wonder I felt a little creepy when I saw his smile yesterday, he is planning to stop being a human being!

make a call,

Hello?

Still sleeping? Director Liu growled angrily, How did you fall asleep? Are you asleep at this time? Come to my office immediately!

at this time,

Xu Mang looked at the interrupted call with a dazed expression.

What's wrong?

It feels like eating gunpowder.

What's the matter? Yang Xiaoman nestled in Xu Mang's arms, raised his head in a daze, and asked, Who is calling?

Director Liu of the Materials Department.

You scolded me early in the morning... I don't even know what happened. Xu Mang sighed, I'm leaving first... You don't have class in the morning, do you?

Um...

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman fell asleep again.

...

Standing at the door of Director Liu's office, Xu Mang took a deep breath, then opened the door and entered the office.

The first time he came in, Xu Mang saw that Director Liu's expression was a little dark, and it was a little scary. Xu Mang knew that he might be wiped out in the future, and whether he could save himself from the danger depended on his own adaptability.

Xu Mang had his own unique understanding of how to respond immediately, so that he could respond to all changes with the same.

Director Liu...

I'm sorry, I was wrong. Xu Mang shrank his head and said guiltily. Although he didn't know where he was wrong, he had to admit it first.

Are you saying you're doing human affairs? Director Liu stared at Xu Mang.

Xu Mang became even more confused, and asked cautiously, I...

What are you?

Do you still have complaints? Director Liu said angrily, The deputy director of the Institute of Materials Technology of the Academy of Sciences called me just now, and I'm afraid the whole country knows about it now.

Fuck!

What does the whole world know?

Director Liu?

Then what... I seem to be quite honest recently. Xu Mang said, I haven't done anything bad.

Director Liu:? ? ?

this...

That being the case,

What does it mean to say 'I was wrong'?

Don't know the relationship yet?

Strategic price increase! Director Liu reminded: Do you remember?

oh!

It turned out to be this one.

Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, Oh... Director Liu, you scared me to death. I thought something was wrong... Yes, the price is going to increase.

I...

How did he manage to add money so confidently?

Are you crazy?

Do you know how much influence you have? Director Liu said, So many universities and research institutions now remember your name, you, Xu Mang, hard-core price increase.

No!

I stated that it was used for hardware improvement. Xu Mang said helplessly, According to calculations, if there is no hardware upgrade, the database will collapse by the end of December, and the impact will be even greater.

That's right to say...

But it is embarrassing for this hard core to ask for money.

Director Liu didn't know what to do for a while.

Director Liu, I think you are worrying too much. Xu Mang said with a smile: The software itself is an incidental content, and it is not provided for free. They can choose not to use it. Besides, the money is for upgrading the first database, not the first one. Two of my own.

at this time,

Director Liu's landline rang.

It's the principal.

...

...

Director Liu said helplessly, Look at what you've done. Now the headmaster has come to see me.

Xu Mang: 囧

Hello?

Director Liu...what did Xu Mang do again? the principal asked, My phone was ringing off the hook this morning.

I...

This... the principal is like this. Director Liu was about to speak, but the principal interrupted him directly.

Wait a moment.

The Ministry of Science and Technology is calling.

words fall,

Just hang up.

over

The Ministry of Science and Technology has called.

Still laughing?

Now the principal is taking the blame for you! Director Liu said helplessly with a blank look.

a minute later,

The principal called again.

Give the phone to Xu Mang!

good.

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang was severely criticized and educated.

after,

You boy! The principal smiled wryly: The staff of the Science and Technology Department said that this was their negligence in their work. They forgot that the database needs to upgrade the hardware from time to time, and the follow-up funds will arrive soon. You boy, don't mess with me again!

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

I rely on!

So innocent, I was scolded for nothing.

headmaster!

I was accidentally injured just now, right? Xu Mang asked with a confused face, Didn't the money arrive? Why are you still scolding me?

I watched your father-in-law grow up. How about criticizing you a few words? The principal said helplessly, Go back and think about it carefully, and then issue a written review. Will you write the review?

Well...

It's an innate skill. Xu Mang said with a smile.

Go back to dorms,

Xu Mang began to write the review. As the master who wrote the review all the year round, Xu Mang had a set of review formulas. In a few minutes, a written review was finished.

not bad,

The skill remains the same as before!

well?

By the way... do you want to apologize to the user?

Xu Mang thought for a long time, and finally decided to send a system message to the users of the intelligent synthesis software.

However,

Xu Mang thought about it again, and felt that this behavior was a little undervalued.

Have!

a minute later,

All computers with intelligent synthesis software installed received another message from the system.

Hello:

Happy April Fools' Day!

- Humor from a software engineer.

half an hour later,

Xu Mang completed a second entry into the palace.

In the principal's office,

...

...

Xu Mang looked at the principal of Fuda, and the principal of Fuda looked at Xu Mang, neither of them spoke.

finally,

Xu Mang lost the patience competition, and silently took out the self-criticism from his trouser pocket, handed it to the principal, and said cautiously: Principal... here are my self-criticism, two copies, please read it.

...

There are still three days until the game.

Xu Mang went to the training classroom honestly, sitting in a corner and sleeping alone. After several days of hard work, his math skills had reached nearly 10,000 points, which was more than enough for a math competition for college students in Shanghai.

certainly,

With Xu Mang's current math ability, even if he didn't use the system to cheat, it would be appropriate to be in the top five, but he likes to be number one.

Xu Mang?

Come here.

At some point, Director Ouyang of the Department of Mathematics appeared next to Xu Mang, woke up Xu Mang who was lying on the table, and said with a serious face, Go and wash your face.

oh...

Xu Mang touched the corner of his mouth, good guy...Did you drink too much water?

soon,

The two stood in the corridor and communicated with each other.

Xu Mang.

Are you confident to lead Fuda to win the first place in the team competition? Director Ouyang asked.

Director Ouyang!

As long as Xiaoman and I are here, all the first prizes will be packed! Xu Mang patted his chest and said triumphantly, Xiaoman and I were in that year, from the Ning City Mathematical Olympiad to Zhejiang Province Mathematical Olympiad contest, all the prizes have been taken away.

For this legend,

Director Ouyang heard about it later, so he attached great importance to this competition. In the past, the best ranking was the third place of the team and the fourth place of the individual.

is all!

Just because I have Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman in my hands.

Just have confidence! Director Ouyang nodded and smiled, Actually... I have one more thing. Have you ever really studied mathematics?

ah?

What do you mean? Xu Mang asked.

A mathematician always has to prove some problems, so that life will be meaningful. Director Ouyang said: For example, I study stochastic partial differential equations, Xu Mang...your mathematical principles need a direction.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said silently, Director Ouyang...Let me tell you the truth, please don't criticize me.

Let's talk. Director Ouyang nodded: How can I criticize you.

Actually, I don't like mathematics at all. Xu Mang smiled wryly, You should know that Teacher Teng from Jiang University approached me several times, but I rejected them all.

...

Xu Mang didn't like mathematics. Ouyang Fei had heard about it, but no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't understand why a person who didn't like mathematics had such a high talent in the field of mathematics.

Don't waste your talent. Director Ouyang said: Solving any difficult problem can sometimes make civilization a big step forward.

oh...

Xu Mang didn't want to solve the so-called Riemann conjecture, the mass gap problem, the turbulence problem and other world-class problems, but... the system told him that he needed to improve his attributes. If he guessed correctly, it should be intelligence.

Director Ouyang, I plan to study in the future...

At this time,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang.

It's Professor Fan calling.

Xu Mang!

We made it!

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