I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

As a world-renowned and top university in the country, Fudan University has always been a dream place for students. Here...the top students are weighed by the catty. The students walking on the streets of the campus look ordinary, and the future may be the top of the country. pillars.

such a sacred place,

This day, a routine player who doesn't play according to the routine came, but unfortunately... this player was in a stalemate with the security guard at the door.

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Xu Mang and an uncle security guard stared at each other, but did not speak to each other.

Why can't you let me drive in? Xu Mang's attitude was very tough. Why did he drive the precious car all the way here? He was planning to pretend to be aggressive in college. If he wasn't allowed to drive in, how could he pretend to be aggressive?

There are not so many reasons. Vehicles outside are not allowed to enter the school unless you have a pass. The quality of security in institutions of higher learning is not generally high, and Xu Mang was forced to die in a corner with a few words.

what to do?

Let's mix...

Xu Mang could only go back to the car silently, facing the 40-degree heat inside the car, seeking a shelter for his precious car in the magic city where parking spaces were rarer than gold.

At this time,

Only then did Xu Mang understand why Xiaoman resented her precious car so much, because it was too hot... This is really not a place for people to stay without air conditioning.

After searching for half an hour, when he was about to become dehydrated, Xu Mang could only turn to the landlord Yang Xiaoman for help. She is from Shanghai... She should be able to let herself go through a back door.

Hello...

Xiaoman, I'm going to die. Xu Mang said in pain.

what's the situation?

What are you doing again? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: By the way, today's report, where are you?

I was looking for a parking space, but I couldn't find it. Xu Mang said helplessly.

Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said helplessly: Did you mistake the campus? You are in the XXX campus, and the address is here!

ah?

It's still divided into campuses? Xu Mang looked confused, I'm...in...number.

idiot!

Of course you can't find a parking space in that campus, navigate by yourself! Yang Xiaoman scolded.

oh...

Then I hang up.

However,

When Xu Mang was about to hang up the call, he was interrupted by Yang Xiaoman.

I warn you!

Don't tell my old lady that I'm hooking up with you in school. If I find out, believe it or not, I'll break your leg?! Yang Xiaoman said viciously, Did you hear that?

If you interrupt, you can go to the hospital for bone grafting. If you really can't...Go to Germany to see the orthopedics department. Xu Mang said with a smile: I see that many people on the Internet say that the German orthopedics department is very good.

snort!

Do you think you'll be able to get the job done with the bones? Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully, I want you to be the director of the factory!

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman hung up.

Factory director?

Not bad either!

After all, he is also a boss.

Xu Mang smiled, but he didn't smile for long, and his expression gradually became stiff. The factory manager...Xiaoman wasn't talking about the West Factory and the East Factory, right?

Fuck!

Isn't this woman too cruel?

After emptying his mind of dirt and returning to his original nature, Xu Mang embarked on the road of reporting.

soon,

Under the guidance of the navigation, Xu Mang came to his campus, not to mention... a bit out of the way, but the advantage of being a bit out of the way, there are not many parking spaces, Xu Mang stopped in the lane on the road, passing by a public notice Card.

hourly charge,

Charge standard: 3 yuan for one hour, and 3 yuan for every more than half an hour thereafter

Free parking period 22:00 - 7:30

Remarks: The highest standard of the day is 40 yuan

Only forty?

I can stop until the universe is destroyed!

After Xu Mang repeatedly confirmed the charging price, he walked into the campus swaggeringly.

With the help of a kind student, Xu Mang came to the dormitory. The dormitory is divided into two types, one is a four-person room, with bed and table, water dispenser, air conditioner and other equipment, and a large public toilet on each floor. There is also a washing machine room, as well as hot water.

The other is more high-end, double room, private bathroom and private bathroom, and the conditions and equipment are very good.

According to Xu Mang's personality and family conditions, he naturally chose high-end ones, but he refused because it was boring...

Quadruple room!

You have to mingle with the masses,

I am not Xiaoman,

Can't specialize!

Bang bang bang!

Xu Mang dragged his luggage, came to the door of the dormitory, and knocked politely. Soon the door of the dormitory was opened, and Xu Mang saw three stylish boys smoking cigarettes and kowtowing sunflower seeds.

Xu Mang: 囧

The scum of this group of academic masters!

How can I share a dormitory with them?

Ouch!

The last one is here! The boy wearing glasses hurriedly got up and said with a smile: Brother, the three of us have been waiting for you for a long time!

words fall,

The other two roommates hurriedly helped Xu Mang with his luggage. One of them took out a cigarette and asked, Smoking?

looked at the smoke,

Xu Mang's expression was a little stiff.

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over

This is a top student who doesn't smoke.

The three of them were very helpless. It seemed that they could not smoke in the dormitory in the future. After all, they had to consider other people's feelings.

Suck me.

Xu Mang took out a pack of gold leaves—Tianye from his trouser pocket, and said with a smile, Your ones are too cheap, I'm not used to smoking them.

I rely on!

What kind of family conditions is this?

A bit awesome!

The family conditions of the three of them were not bad, not for the small rich family, but for the middle class family there was more than enough. In the end, they were defeated by Xu Mang, who came from the middle rich family.

Jiang Bo, major in optics.

Liu Yanhua, major in optics.

Wu Maoxing, major in optics.

Handsome guy Xu Mang, all-powerful!

Xu Mang said with a smile.

???

???

???

this...

Is this guy serious?

How do you feel, feel a little disconnected?

Xu Mang?

You...are you always like this? Jiang Bo asked, It's just...thinking like this?

If you study physics, of course your thinking will jump a bit. Xu Mang smiled and said, Oh? According to the TV or movie routines, shouldn't we divide our status in the dormitory?

It was agreed before, so we will score according to the score. Liu Yanhua said: I got 548 points in the test!

I have five hundred and thirty-nine points. Wu Maoxing said.

I have five hundred and forty-two points. Jiang Bo said.

no no no

Why is it so low?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said cautiously, You...you are all from the local area, right?

The three nodded in unison.

well,

This is the advantage!

Seven hundred and twenty-five points, second place in the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination. After finishing speaking, Xu Mang took out three booklets from his schoolbag, handed them to the three roommates in front of him, and said, This is what I have achieved in the past year. I made a brochure, take a look.

The three of them opened the booklet with confused faces, and soon... the three of them were shocked by Xu Mang.

good guy,

Is he human?

The best player and record holder in the Zhejiang High Math Competition; the grand slam winner of the Ning City Mathematical Olympiad Competition; the first place in the Ning City Composition Competition; the national champion of The Strongest Mind...

Giving the final papers to the students in my own school is so difficult that the average score of the whole school is less than 30.

at last,

Arts students? !

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The three of them looked at Xu Mang, who was a little handsome, with terrified expressions on his face.

Brother!

A bow from my younger brother!

This is a big brother from the heart.

Don't kneel, don't kneel.

Kowtow is enough.

Jiang Bo: 囧

Liu Yanhua: 囧

Wu Maoxing: 囧

after,

The four of them were sitting on chairs, bragging about being awesome, smoking cigarettes, and eating melon seeds. The small dormitory was full of laughter and laughter, and the three of Jiang Bo were gradually conquered by the personality charm released by Xu Mang. Knowing how to blow it, those who don’t know think it’s a scumbag.

Xu Mang?

You are studying physics in a liberal arts class. Are you sure you can keep up? Liu Yanhua asked: It's not that you doubt your ability, but...it's the first time I've heard of it.

Yeah!

Physics is different from other subjects. It requires thinking and exploration... Wu Maoxing said: Also, have you ever studied physics?

Faced with doubts,

Xu Mang just dealt with it with a calm smile.

He took out a bag of books from the suitcase, and said to the three people in front of him: I've been cramming for physics recently, and I'm about to finish my high school knowledge. I believe that in three months, I can study relativity and quantum theory. .”

it's not true

it's not true

It must be an illusion!

However,

The three find themselves in the real world.

What else can I say?

The three people who came out of the composition and science class combined their emotions and what they wanted to say into one vocabulary - damn it!

It is estimated that after three months, Xu Mang will not be seen again.

Cherish what you have at the moment.

...

ten o'clock in the morning,

Xu Mang went to the classroom of the theoretical physics class. There were not many people, but there were only twenty or thirty people. Among them were two ladies who looked...not bad.

Xu Mang found a remote corner according to the old rules.

unfamiliar environment,

strange classmates,

Everything needs to be started from scratch.

Xu Mang didn't have a good relationship with his classmates before, but this time he planned to mix well and get along with them.

Hi, my name is Xu Mang.

Hello, let's meet. My name is Xu Mang.

Brother, what's your surname?

soon,

Relying on the advantage of being bold and thick-skinned, Xu Mang met a lot of people, but there was no way... even gods couldn't bear to flatter them.

Almost everyone has a good impression of Xu Mang. He is different from others. He always has a cheap smile on his face and exudes the smell of salted fish. This kind of person can be seen as non-aggressive and very aggressive. Easy to get along with.

Xu Mang also felt everyone's attitude towards him, and when he was satisfied, he couldn't help feeling that if he was like this when he was in high school, he should have done well.

But it doesn't matter,

If I had done well in the first and second grades of high school, it might be another story.

perhaps...

In another parallel universe, another Xu Mang was doing the opposite of himself, right?

At this time,

Two teachers came in, very upright and serious.

One is the class teacher, surnamed Wang and named Jiafu, I heard that he is very awesome!

The other is the deputy head teacher, surnamed Hu Mingming, who I heard was a student from the previous class and stayed to work.

After saying a few words, Xu Mang didn't understand what he was saying, so Professor Wang left directly, leaving the deputy head teacher surnamed Hu standing on the stage and talking a lot.

Then they disbanded, Xu Mang still didn't understand a word.

Xu Mang!

You stay! Hu Ming said.

when everyone leaves,

Xu Mang walked up to Hu Ming and asked curiously, Teacher Hu...do you have any questions?

Director Fang should have told you, right? Hu Ming said solemnly: Intensify your studies during this time, if you have any questions, please ask the classmates around you. You can also come and ask me. This is my number.

Xu Mang got Hu Ming's cell phone number, and said with a confused face, Director Fang gave me half a year...it should be fine.

No!

Now you only have two months! Hu Ming said.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

What?

Shrunk so quickly?

Xu Mang stood there stupidly, and as a result, his plan was completely messed up.

I'll show you the bottom line.

You are an exception, so the department will be very strict, and your questions will be comprehensive. Hu Ming patted Xu Mang on the shoulder in fear: Come on, you must be worthy of your college entrance examination scores!

oh...

Thank you, Teacher Hu. Xu Mang nodded.

Watching Hu Ming leave,

Xu Mang sighed. Fudan Physics deserves to be a national first-level key discipline. There is no room for a grain of sand here!

Hello?

Xiaoman...I'm going to die again.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman, who received Xu Mang's call, was full of anger.

roll!

How many times a day are you going to die?

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