I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang was scolded... scolded very badly.

certainly,

If Teacher Wang Xue hadn't been there, Xu Mang might still have suffered.

The last competition was canceled because of Xu Mang. Fortunately, Wang Xue still had hope for Xu Mang, and still let him participate in the composition competition for high school students in the city next month, and then persuaded Yang Xiaoman to participate together.

On the way back, Yang Xiaoman suddenly asked: Have you been pretending to be crazy all day long?

ah?

Ah what! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, Don't be like sleepwalking all day long!

Xu Mang froze for a moment: Are you caring about me? Then you're finished...

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

This is a sign that you are about to fall in love with me. Soon you will fall in love to the point where you can't help yourself, and then go crazy and want to marry me. Unfortunately...a man like me is not something you can have in an airport like you. Xu Mang sighed, Don't be sad, it's not your fault, it's because I'm too good.

Yang Xiaoman almost didn't go berserk, this guy is not only an idiot, but also extremely narcissistic, is this guy handsome? In all fairness... he is indeed quite handsome, but he is not so handsome as to drive himself crazy, is he? Plus being such an idiot.

What's wrong?

Is your heart broken? Xu Mang looked embarrassed: How about... I will give you a chance to take advantage of me. You can hug me now, but only for hugs, and not for more than three seconds, otherwise I will suffer a lot .”

I...

God!

Is it over?

Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a hard look: Don't push me too hard. I practiced Sanda since I was a child, and I won the silver medal in the national youth women's Sanda team. Give me some peace!

...

Xu Mang sensed the danger from Yang Xiaoman's words, especially when she swears and called herself an 'old lady', so she should be coaxed, but Xu Mang has the genes for death and unyielding, so he decided to test the edge of death.

What for?

Is it great to have practiced Sanda? Xu Mang raised his proud head, with the word 'dissatisfied' written on his face: People who practice martial arts also have to speak the law, you try to trick me?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

...

is it wrong?

wrong...

What's wrong?

I shouldn't be mean...

anything else?

I shouldn't challenge your authority.

Yang Xiaoman was very satisfied with Xu Mang's attitude of admitting his mistakes. Although this guy was cheap, he had one advantage. He had a strong ability to adapt to the wind. This was not irony, but an extreme recognition.

Although he was beaten up, Xu Mang also gained something. This woman... is amazing!

I have experienced Yang Xiaoman's violence before, but the premise is that she didn't know that she had learned Sanda. Now that she has learned Sanda, Xu Mang clearly feels that Yang Xiaoman's fist hurts more than before. Maybe this is a psychological hint. .

etc!

By the way, is there a skill for being beaten?

Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and a bold idea came out.

Ahem...

Then what... Your chest is sunken! Xu Mang said cautiously.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Got punched again...

This time Yang Xiaoman not only punched but also moved his feet.

However,

Xu Mang showed a disdainful expression on his face. He wanted to maintain a mental state of being beaten and sleepy, so as to ensure that the skills could be triggered during the process.

[Beating skills detected, beating skills have been unlocked]

OK!

It worked!

Xu Mang was in pain and joy.

System, how many skill points do you need to not feel pain in the process of being beaten?

【Identified by the system,

In this beating process, the exchange value needed to be painless: 999 (beating skills)]

Xu Mang:? ? ?

999?

166.5 hours of beating, 5 minutes of pretending?

What is the difference between this and death in three seconds?

System, system... Is this exchange value wrong?

[After the system test, there is no problem, this woman is very scary, so the exchange value is extremely high]

[Send two words to the host: deserve it]

Xu Mang collapsed, and the emotional system is also a bullying master.

Where the hell is this Yang Xiaoman?

Could it be that she is the so-called system killer in online novels?

Ouch!

Stop hitting me...I was wrong! Xu Mang said in pain while lying on the ground, holding his head.

Do not believe!

It's really wrong!

Are you still a bitch?

It's not cheap, it's not cheap...

snort!

After being beaten twice in a row, Yang Xiaoman's physical strength was a bit overwhelming. After all, she thought she was a girl with no strength to restrain a chicken, and stood there sweating profusely and panting heavily.

Xu Mang got up from the ground and patted the dust off his body. He originally wanted to smile at life, but when he thought about it carefully, it was a bit unreliable.

First of all, I was beaten, and second, I was beaten twice. Under these two conditions, if I smiled again, I would be misunderstood by the violent airport, thinking that my strength was not enough...

Oops...

Student Yang Xiaoman, you are as strong as a cow! Xu Mang said in pain.

Are you blind? Yang Xiaoman glared, My old lady is a weak woman...Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, be careful of getting beaten.

...

Xu Mang took a serious look at Yang Xiaoman, and understood a truth. She is flat-chested and short, so don't provoke them... It's terrible!

back to the classroom,

Just at the end of the third class, when Xu Mang was sitting in his chair, he clearly felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the class. A large number of students looked at him with almost hostile eyes, because they got the news that Xu Mang wanted to Participate in the so-called citywide high school composition contest.

certainly,

Xu Mang didn't care about these things. Some facts were not so easy to accept. For example, he was better than them. The image of learning cancer in the past was imprinted in their minds. Now that he had stood up, it was indeed a big blow.

People can only accept that others are weaker than themselves. If they encounter someone stronger than themselves, there are only two situations, kill him...or pretend to surrender and then kill him.

obviously,

Xu Mang was the former, he was the unlucky guy who was going to be killed immediately.

fourth period,

Xu Mang didn't lie on his stomach, he quietly looked at the scenery outside the window, dispelled all the distracting thoughts in his brain, leaving behind the purest body, different from being in a daze, Xu Mang completely focused on his heart, mind and spirit In primordial beginnings, ultimately lead oneself to the state of liberation.

Xu Mang regarded this as daze 2.0

During this period, Yang Xiaoman secretly observed Xu Mang. At first, he thought he was in a daze and didn't pay attention, but when the bell rang, Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang again. He still maintained the posture he had been in thirty minutes ago.

what's the situation?

Is there something out there?

Yang Xiaoman followed the direction Xu Mang was looking at, but what he saw was an empty playground.

Hello!

What are you looking at? Yang Xiaoman couldn't help asking.

Xu Mang turned his head slightly, glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and said expressionlessly: It's nothing...just feel the poetry and the distance.

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