I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

conference site,

Yang Xiaoman and his cousin sat together, and the two deliberately chose a corner seat. There was no way... If two little bastards were crying at the conference, they could slip out through the security door in an instant, so as not to get caught. Embarrassing time.

I think Yang Yang and Man Man are pretty good. The cousin hugged Xu Yang, and the more she looked at her, the more she liked her... Although she looks similar to Xu Mang, there is a unique temperament of the Yang family between her brows, so you don't need to guess. I know, this kid has a bright future... Bad must be very bad, his father is not a good person, but there is a saying that is good.

The so-called men are not bad, women don't love... I hope this brat is like his father, who only loves one woman, and don't become a scumbag.

well...

I just got beaten up before I came here, otherwise the sky would have turned upside down. Yang Xiaoman looked at his stubborn son and daughter. This character was exactly the same as Xu Dazhu's hooves. God is even more awesome, after the beating, he became a lot more honest.

What?

Before you came here, you got a beating? The cousin looked at Xiaoman with a face full of surprise, and asked curiously: I think... your husband and wife's education method is a bit special. Others treat children like treasures. You two...why do I feel that Yang Yang and Manman are your children, it's a bit tragic?

No matter whether Xu Yang and Xu Man were in their father's house or their mother's house, they were all praised in the sky, but Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, a young couple, didn't take it seriously at all...It felt more like a toy , are about to be ruined.

well...

It's miserable.

Don't look at the siblings who have no worries about food and clothing since they were young... But with such parents, it needs to be tough. But one thing to say, these two little guys have perfectly inherited the stubbornness in their parents' bones. Not afraid nor scolded.

Maybe I can be stable for a while, but I can't remember the pain... After a while, I forget everything and continue to mess around with you.

Cousin has already experienced the mischievousness of the two, it is indeed a headache, even if I think my son is already very naughty, but when I see Xu Yang and Xu Man, it is simply insignificant...These two people are naughty , Bankrupt every minute.

Of course!

Otherwise, do you think you would be so obedient? Yang Xiaoman sighed, pouted and said, Sister...sometimes I can't stand it, if it's not my own...I can't wait to beat you for an hour, no The solution... It hurts my heart, after all, it is the flesh that fell from my body, and my buttocks turned red a few times, it breaks my heart to see it.

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Then use oral education well, don't roll up your sleeves and beat you, education is not just a kind of beating. The cousin said seriously: I used to be similar to you, and I even had the urge to strangle to death, but when I thought about it again My own child, I can only endure...

At this time,

Xu Yang glanced at his mother, then at his aunt, and silently opened his 'gate'. Fortunately, his cousin reacted quickly and hugged her in a hurry, almost getting wet on an innocent person sitting in front.

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Let's beat it, it's basically hopeless. The cousin said helplessly with a dark face, I have a question... Was your husband as skinny as Yang Yang when he was young? The child can be so skinny... After thinking about it, I guess only your husband has such ability.

hiss...

how to say,

After all, family ugliness should not be publicized, but she does not vomit... After all, she is my cousin, and her relationship with her family is not very good, and she is staying abroad alone, so she is indeed a very suitable person to confide in. Tell your cousin about your troubles.

well...

When Xu Mang was in high school, he had a nickname called Pippi Shrimp... The teachers called him Pippi Xu, and you will know how many Pipi Xu he has. Yang Xiaoman sighed, and said helplessly: Support my mother-in-law. Said...he was the bully of the whole street when he was a kid,

Whoever dared to scold him, all the glass windows of that family's house were smashed the next day.

I...

this...

I can only blame the genes for being too strong. I hope Yang Yang and Manman can inherit the advantages of Xu Mang, such as IQ...

Little villain!

Be more honest in the future...don't learn your father's bad habits, learn his good points. The cousin said to Xu Yang gently: Maybe you can learn from your mother. Your mother is not bad. Living as a top student, what a pity...married to your father.

words fall,

The cousin asked curiously: What did you think at the beginning? Why did you marry Xu Mang?

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Young and ignorant...by the time you wake up, you have already been deceived.

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Hello!

Hello!

Xu Mang sat in the middle of the front, and countless mathematicians came to greet him. Although Xu Mang felt disgusted deep down in his heart, he didn't reach out to hit the smiling person... he could only sit in his original position and smirk at others. , and then said irrelevant things.

In fact, Xu Mang knew very well in his heart that these people didn't come to greet them from the bottom of their hearts, what they wanted was what they had.

Academician Xu?

You are so famous here! The mathematics professor who received General Gauss said seriously: There are quite a few world-renowned mathematicians, and when they face you, their faces are very reserved.

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Who knows. Xu Mang said calmly while watching the game information on his mobile phone: In the past, they worked together to resist me, but now it's the other way around... Don't you think there is a big problem? Anyway, I don't Let it go.

The mathematics professor nodded and agreed with Xu Mianmian's statement that double-faced and three-faced swords are the characteristics of this group of people, and they are indelible characteristics, especially in certain countries... It is not as simple as the so-called two sets of standards.

soon,

The opening ceremony of the World Congress of Mathematicians officially began, and Hutaf, as the leader of the International Mathematical Union, gave a speech on it... and this process only took a few minutes, and the list of winners for this session began to be announced again.

When reading Xu Mang,

The audience gave warm applause, which was as violent as a flood, and lasted for a full minute.

A few minutes later,

Then I began to award gold medals and bonuses. I have to say... This bonus is really small, much less than the Abel Prize next door. Of course, this cannot be regarded as a hero because of the academic reputation won by the winner. inferior to the Nobel laureates.

In addition, it is extremely difficult to win the Fields Medal, which is a very harsh condition. It is far more difficult to win the Fields Medal under that condition than to win the Nobel Prize.

When Xu Mang was standing on the stage, he was holding the medal with the head of the famous mathematician Archimedes engraved on it, and the motto of beyond the limits of human beings, to be the master of the universe was engraved in Latin, and on the back was written in Latin 'Mathematicians of the World: Proud to Make New Contributions to Knowledge'.

Xu Mang curled his lips, and stood on it with a blank expression, waiting for everyone in front of him to finish taking photos. There was still something to say, but according to the rules of the World Congress of Mathematicians, other people were required to report on the work of the winners.

And this man,

It is the professor who won the Gauss Award.

at the same time,

Seeing their father standing on it, Xu Yang and Xu Man were so excited, they wanted to go to his place... Fortunately, Xiao Man coaxed and coaxed him to stop him, this little guy went up...maybe It would be too embarrassing if something happened.

soon,

The opening ceremony is over,

The next step is that a group of outstanding mathematicians will give a one-hour academic report at the conference and a 45-minute academic report at the group meeting of the subject group, or distribute their papers at the meeting, and the subject group is generally divided into Twenty or so.

It stands to reason,

Xu Mang was supposed to give an academic report on the stage, but he refused in advance. There was really nothing to say. All the content he could talk about was already on the official website of the Xu Yang Research Institute, but he was temporarily pushed to the stage.

And this choice was made by Hutaf. He hoped to use this method to force Xu Mang to announce the follow-up content. Of course... In order to make the plan smooth, several staff members would ask questions about the infinite identity in the audience.

Ahem!

Can you hear me? Xu Mang blew on the microphone and asked seriously, Hello?

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what's the situation?

How unprofessional!

Everyone felt helpless at Xu Mang's audition, which was not at all like what a famous scientist could do.

Actually, I have nothing to say. Xu Mang said helplessly: As we all know... I am a person engaged in the field of theoretical physics, solving mathematical problems... It was all by accident, if not for some countries going too far , I never even considered making a difference in this field.”

Although what was said was true, some people found it particularly harsh.

Next, I will briefly talk about some details of the identity... Xu Mang said with a smile: First of all... when it deals with algebraic problems, it may derive a variety of solutions, and these methods are different from other methods. The branches are tightly connected.

From topology, to algebraic geometry...

Xu Mang was talking about the wireless identity, and this part of the content could be made public.

For new content,

Everyone present listened attentively to what Xu Mang said, for fear of missing even a second.

only fifteen minutes,

Xu Mang finished this part of the content, and the fifteen minutes of content made everyone feel like they had discovered a new world.

turn out to be,

Is there such an operation?

Just as everyone was still waiting for Xu Mang to continue speaking, they found that Xu Mang seemed to be about to leave here.

Wait a minute!

After Xu Mang said a word, under the eyes of everyone, he rushed to the corner of the last row, hugged two children from a young lady... and then hurried to the stage.

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this...

What's the situation?

Grandly introduce!

This is my daughter Xu Man, and this is my son Xu Yang. Xu Mang said with a smile, The reason why I brought the child to the podium is to tell everyone that without these two little guys, your It’s because you can’t see Xu Man’s infinite identity and Xu Yang’s structural formula.”

I hope you can give my children applause, because these two little guys have also participated in the world's mathematical revolution! Without the motivation given to me by my son and daughter, I might not be able to create such a perfect formula.

As soon as the voice fell,

At Xu Mang's request, there was warm applause.

If someone asks when Xu Yang and Xu Man's peak moment began, these two little guys will definitely tell him... from now on!

this moment,

The whole world remembers the two ignorant little guys, who respectively represent the most critical theories in mathematics and physics.

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