I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

idiot!

On Saturday morning, Yang Xiaoman glanced back at Xu Mang who was sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but feel a little sad. How could a person be so idiotic? Where did yesterday's ambitious words go? Eaten by a dog?

What is lost at the starting line, what is the meaning of life is to struggle, what is learning is the best struggle... As a result, I have been lying down from morning self-study to dinner time today, I am really convinced!

well...

Why do I become neighbors at the front and back tables with this kind of person? Yang Xiaoman sighed, looking at the scenery outside the window, his thoughts drifted to a fairy tale world, in a gorgeous castle, he was wearing princess clothes , Waiting for the arrival of Prince Charming.

coming!

finally come!

Yang Xiaoman in the fantasy was a little excited, she vaguely saw an army, the scale was not very large, it was not here to fight, but... to get married!

Quack quack ~

hey-hey...

His Royal Highness! Frog Prince Xu Mang is here!

suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman woke up from the terrifying fantasy, what happened just now? Isn't it Prince Charming? How did you become the Frog Prince? Even if it's the frog prince, it's still in the prince category, but... But why is Xu Mang riding on the frog?

nausea!

Shameless!

Neuropathy!

This guy not only keeps insulting people in reality, but also in the virtual world.

after class,

It's lunch time.

Xu Mang stretched, and when he was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, he was intercepted by Yang Xiaoman. Seeing the violent airport blocking the door, Xu Mang was a little confused.

what happened? Which blind-eyed guy offended her?

Think about what you did today? Yang Xiaoman asked angrily.

ah?

What did you do?

Xu Mang recalled it carefully. Isn't it the same as usual? He got on the bus, got off one stop earlier, bought three big buns, and... wait, did she already know who the murderer was?

wrong...

If she knew that the splattered gravy was from me, it shouldn't be like this, she would definitely be desperate.

never mind,

I'm too lazy to think about it, I love it!

[Survival skills detected, survival skills have been unlocked]

[Exploration Reward: Upgrade Card*1]

well? !

Then what...can you let me think for ten minutes? Xu Mang asked cautiously.

...

Yes! Yang Xiaoman replied angrily.

Xu Mang stood still and started his daily daze mode...

Survival skill +1

Survival skill +1

Survival skill +1

The deadline has come.

The system... I want Yang Xiaoman to let me go.

[After system testing, this woman cannot be provoked]

[Hint: give up]

Xu Mang: 囧

Have you thought about it? Yang Xiaoman was a little impatient waiting.

...

you guess?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

...

afternoon,

Four Chinese lessons are joined together.

Teacher Wang Xuewang, who teaches Chinese, came to the classroom with a stack of test papers. In the third year of high school, the test is like breathing, and I have long been used to it.

The test papers were quickly distributed to their classmates, including Xu Mang being beaten up by Yang Xiaoman.

language...

Specialty!

Xu Mang may not be sure about other subjects, but Chinese is the only thing that is different. This is his unique subject, and his scores are not high... Each test only scored more than 50 points.

But compared to others, this score has reached an astonishing degree.

The journey of the sun and the moon, if it comes out of it; the brilliance of the stars, if it goes out of it.——What emotions do these four sentences express?

What emotion?

The sun, the moon, and the stars, are they not the sun, the moon, or the stars?

Well...

Xu Mang thought about it, and then quickly wrote his answer on the test paper.

Answer: It expresses the poet's desire to become an outstanding ancient astronomer.

done,

next question!

Why is it an ancient poem again?

The country is broken and the mountains and rivers are there, and the city is full of spring vegetation. ______, ______.

Xu Mang was stupid...Things that require memory have never been his strong point. In the subject of Chinese, Xu Mang is better at understanding. Faced with the topic of silently writing ancient poems, Xu Mang could only choose to leave it blank.

certainly,

In order to keep the integrity of the rolls, Xu Mang copied the country is broken, the mountains and rivers are here, and the city is full of spring grass and trees. After all, the rolls are divided into points!

All the way forward, Xu Mang successfully reached the composition topic.

Please write an essay on the topic 'Time', with no less than 800 words and no style limit.

time?

how to write?

The definition of the topic 'time' is too broad. However, the wider the definition, the easier it is to deviate from the topic and deviate from the original intention of the questioner. After writing more than 800 words, the result is less than 30. Composition points.

time...

time...

How about writing a paradox about reversing time in the theory of relativity?

But neither will I.

System... How much is the full score exchange value of this composition?

[After the system test, the full score exchange value of this composition: 80 (language skills)]

Xiaogui...

Yet it's worth a shot!

Xu Mang gritted his teeth and chose to pay the points.

moment,

A composition about'time' appeared in Xu Mang's mind, including its central idea and some projections of real society.

Absolutely!

Why didn't I think of it!

Xu Mang read it roughly. This composition reflected a real problem. Based on the protagonist's own experience, he exposed a deception and warned all teenagers about certain behaviors.

pen,

Falling characters.

'Your time is very valuable, welcome to The Book of Heaven... I opened this page game again, I don't know what I'm looking for in the virtual world, and I don't know what kind of life I want of...'

...

carry out an assignment,

In the middle of the exam, there was a rare ten-minute break, and the class started to be lively again, with correct answers, crying and regretting, in short, there were all kinds of people.

Are you confident? Xu Mang rushed to Yang Xiaoman and asked with concern, Can you pass?

idiot...

Yang Xiaoman didn't bother to answer Xu Mang's stupid question. For her, any homework was only full marks or only one or two points away from full marks.

Why?

Why do I know this kind of person?

Yang Xiaoman's face is full of melancholy. From being proud from birth to now, he thought he would continue to be proud all the way, but he ended up killing a complex of neuropathy and idiot...

So annoying!

I really want to take the college entrance examination faster and get out of the sea of ​​suffering.

you...

Just when Yang Xiaoman told Xu Mang not to bother him anymore, he saw that this guy fell asleep on his stomach... Is he the reincarnation of a lazy god or possessed by a sleepy god? The first second was still alive and kicking, and the next second it was lying still...

This guy's life is like this, right?

muddled,

In confusion, live your life...

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