I Can’t Be a Sword God

At noon tomorrow, it will be on the shelves for the first time in my life.

This is the first time I write a testimonial, I plan to write more. If you are too lazy to read it, you can drag it to the back to see the update schedule.

At first I was a little hypocritical, after all, I have never written this before. Later, I heard that the testimonials on the shelves are to sell badly.

I laughed.

Miserable, if I can sell it for ten yuan a catty, then I will become a millionaire tomorrow.

(Who can be worse than me.jpg)

The worst part of my situation now lies in a very real problem.

First, I don't like to withdraw money. Second, I really need money right now...

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The opportunity to write this book was that two months ago, I had a quarrel with the stupid X manager of the department, and I resigned on the spot. Leaders and colleagues persuaded me that she was going to retire soon, so I just let it go.

But I'm right, I don't think it's necessary to let me spend a few more months with silly X.

After that, I was not in a hurry to find a job, and started a novel when I was bored.

At that time, I was watching I Became a Monk in Tokyo and The Great Doctor Ling Ran, and I have always liked fairy swords. I thought the stalk of the Ten Lipo Sword God was very interesting, but it seemed that no novel had written this stalk well.

So, with a little stitching, an invincible, handsome, and a little confused protagonist was born in Shilipo.

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I have also written a few beginnings before, basically about 30,000 to 50,000 words, and I cut them all.

Because there is a serious contradiction in me.

As a reader, I am experienced and picky. I can't read the second page of most of the web articles at this stage, so I just abandon the book.

But as a writer, I am naive and jerky...

This has led to the fact that every time I look at what I write, I feel that it looks, is, rubbish, rubbish.

This serious difference between aesthetic ability and creative ability has always troubled me.

Why is this book not cut?

I really want to thank my editor, Fuchen Da, who gave recommendations from 20,000 words to more than 200,000 words without interruption.

sincere gratitude.

In the middle, whenever I lost a recommendation, I went straight to a class.

Of course, I am most grateful to all the readers who have been following up, voting, commenting, and supporting. You are the fundamental reason why I can persist.

You guys gave me a lot of confidence.

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【Key paragraph】

During this period of time, it may be due to irregular work, rest and diet.

I have both pharyngitis and gastritis.

He kept coughing, and every time he coughed, his stomach hurt and he suffered a lot.

I went to the hospital several times, but they were all long-term diseases, and the improvement was not fast.

Coupled with no income, people are a little anxious, and insomnia is getting worse.

It often takes dawn to fall asleep.

In order to maintain a stable update during the recommendation period, I am in Shanghai and have not moved. The rent, water, electricity, food and clothing... The minimum consumption for a month is very scary...

As I type this, my hands are shaking because it suddenly occurred to me that I would not be able to pay next month's rent.

but.

In this state, I have always insisted on spreading joy (huang) music (se) and love between the lines in a full state.

The touched brothers put their touch on the public screen.

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Two months, two full months, you don't know how I got here these two months? !

Finally, wait until today.

Tomorrow at 12:00 noon, it is possible to update five chapters directly, or it may release three chapters first and then two chapters, it depends on the situation.

Then there is the question of adding more, I thought about it carefully.

Now there are more than 30,000 book collections. According to the rules of the world, 20:1, I want a 600,000 first order, isn't it too much?

(just kidding, strike out)

Let me set two lines, which can be regarded as my real psychological expectation.

One is the bottom line.

Just set an initial order of 1,000. As long as it is higher than this number, I can stabilize 6,000-8,000 words every day for a period of time.

To be honest, this is already a power generation for love, if it is lower, I really have to find a class to take up... Continue to collect a hundred stupid ways of leadership...

One is the update line.

Let's set a first order of 3000, because the follow-up data given by the editor is not bad, so I dare to set a higher price.

Add one change to 3000, and add one change for every 100 more than this number.

It may be difficult for a newcomer to order a boutique for the first time, but... at my speed, adding more is also difficult...

If you think about it that way, it's fair, right?

(yes!)

Yes, there are also rewards.

The leader or something... I don't think there will be one, if there is one, let's add an update.

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Let's talk about piracy.

In fact, I don't have that much contempt for piracy in my heart.

Because our generation grew up watching piracy. Since I was in elementary school, I have been in that kind of rental bookstore.

At first, I read Jin Gu Liang Wen, and then I saw that kind of 800-page web article, and I immediately felt amazing.

I still remember that five yuan can be rented for a week, and a deposit of ten yuan is paid. At that time, I didn’t know that this was called an online article, so it was called a “big book”.

Later, when I got a mobile phone, I started to download e-books in txt. Until high school, I didn't know what Qidian.com was.

When I was most obsessed, I remember watching Zhu Xian when I was just in junior high school.

It's not just for reviewing before the exam, I started to read it after I finished answering the paper in the middle of the exam.

Although the invigilator didn't notice it, the second-five boy next door to me told the head teacher when I left the exam room...

The head teacher took me to the door of the class and trained me for a long time like a sb.

As a result, the test results came down, and I was the first in the class.

It can be regarded as the first time at a young age that I experienced the fun of pretending to punch my face in reality.

Off topic. (I did it on purpose)

Anyway, in fact, I also know that the habit of piracy and genuine copying are deeply ingrained and will not change because of what I say.

but.

Going back to the beginning sentence...

I really need support right now...

Bros……

It is true that my book will only be interesting if it is read in the original chapter. Until now, the stalks I buried in the previous article are still being discovered by readers.

If you can, at least come and make a first order. Or if you enjoy watching the pirated version, come to the book review area to write a good review with heart, and give a reward of five or ten yuan.

Putting it all together, I can have an extra meal of instant noodles and intestines.

When the stomach is full, the brain is flexible.

That's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's true.

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Tomorrow's grades are really, really, very, important, and important.

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Finally, let’s talk about ideals.

In fact, interested readers should be able to find that I have never liked to use a routine and rhythm to write. From the beginning of more than 30 chapters of this book, I have been trying new writing methods, trying to write a big climax with the intersection of several lines... It just failed.

One is that I am not capable enough to come up with a complete plot in a hurry, and the other is the disadvantage of the invincible flow itself.

From the beginning of about sixty or seventy chapters, I changed my mind again. Perhaps the most suitable mode for this book is simply short, flat, and fast.

Use shorter plots, faster rhythms, tell some exquisite and interesting stories, and make it look like a sitcom. The rhythm for people is relaxed and joyful, with a touch of positive energy added.

This is what I want now.

Of course, at the end of each volume, these story lines must meet and end together to be perfect. In the first volume, I did not collect very well, and I promise to do better in the new chapters.

The plot will also be more carefully crafted (after all, money is collected).

Before, my strengths may have been lying between the lines, driving, and shaking the burden, but I know very well that these are condiments.

The real key ingredient, after all, is the story.

High-end cooking can often be done with the most mundane ingredients... (cross out!)

I will work harder, scan the rankings, read other people's stories, learn rhythm and structure... keep improving.

As a person who despises his own writing all the time, you really don’t have to worry about me using old routines and playing bad memes all the time...

Because I can't accept it myself.

I'm ashamed to say that, in fact, I haven't read a web article for several years, and I can't find one I like very much.

Because I think a good author must have good writing skills and spirituality in the story at the same time, such as Butterfly Blue, Three Days and Two Sleeps, Tricky, Angry Banana...

Also to single out my favorite Gangnam...

But the authors I like often face a strange problem...

So I can only hope that one day, I can be them, a writer who makes myself recognized. (but not dove)

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To sum up, in one sentence, the latter part of this book is definitely more exciting than the first.

As long as you like this book, you are my good friend.

As long as you spend money on this book, you are my good brother.

If you've ever had a modicum of joy from this book, you want to give back to the poor author a modicum of joy.

At noon tomorrow, it's time!

hum. hum. hum.

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(Inadvertently, I wrote more testimonials than the main text, or is this considered an update?)