I Can’t Be a Sword God

It's a peaceful day.

The sunlight spreads through the window, dust particles float up and down in it, there are insects chirping outside the window, and in the distance, there is a clear blue sky.

The copy exudes the fragrance of paper.

Chen Huaji woke up from the table, stretched his waist, looked at the time, it was still early before the end of the duty time... he could catch up on sleep, and then he got down again.

He performed meritorious service during his tenure in Nanjiang, and after he was finally transferred back to Hangzhou, he got a small promotion and a raise in salary. Although it is still far away from Baiyi, it is no longer the kind of Xiaoxuanyi who needs to go outside to run errands.

It's the civilian Xuanyi guard who sits and works in the station.

Most people in Chaotianque don't like to be civil servants, because there are few opportunities for meritorious service and experience. So the higher-ups came up with a way to increase the official title and salary of this type of civilian position by half. This is exactly what Chen Huaji likes, he always likes to seek good luck and avoid bad luck, not to mention that he is given a lot of salary.

He knew very well in his heart that he had the opportunity to sit and sleep in the attic like this, and the person he should be most grateful to was Little Daoist Li.

Now he is no longer the old Chen Huaji. Now he understands a truth.

Lick, not wrong.

But to lick the right person.

You lick women, and you may end up with nothing. But if you lick Xiao Li Daochang, you will never go wrong.

It's a pity that during the recent period, Daoist Li has been on the go, and he went to Deyun Temple twice with his own things, but he didn't come back. In the past two days, I have to take a look again, send some fruit, and let him take him to do the task.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard footsteps outside the door, followed by a bang, and the door was roughly pushed open.

Who let you in? Didn't you have an appointment? Chen Huaji stared over.

His once excellent sense of crisis has been quickly worn away by his life in an office, and now he won't be able to use the escape technique to escape immediately.

Don't sleep! Where is the commander, take me there! A tall woman with a beautiful face came in.

It was Li Xinyi, who was also the Xuanyi Guard of the Hangzhou Mansion. Because of the relationship with Daoist Li, Chen Huaji was quite familiar with her.

What's wrong? Chen Huaji stood up lazily, and asked, I don't know, I thought the sky was going to collapse...

My master received the news that Daoist Li and Guanzhu Yu had an accident in the Western Regions!

What?! Chen Huaji stood up abruptly.

God, it's really going to collapse.

...

It's a peaceful day.

The ink is smudged with a layer of white.

The image of a gentle and jade-like Taoist priest was about to float on the paper, but the brush stopped halfway.

The writer was a woman in a blue dress, her thick long hair was casually tied by a cloth belt, revealing a touch of white neck, the curve of which was like beautiful porcelain.

Alas... Gongsun Rou sighed softly.

Even the most powerful painter in the world, how can he draw one percent of that person's expression.

After returning to Beijing from Yuhang County, she didn't have much contact with those friends in the capital. Because I have seen the faces of those people avoiding my father when he was down and down, I understand how vulnerable the human relationship in this bustling capital is.

Her father entrusted her old friends to help her learn the art of painting under Zhao Xiangji, the number one painter in Heluo. As the daughter of the number one scholar, Gongsun Rou is naturally talented. After being taught by a famous teacher, her skills have improved rapidly, but she still can't draw the face of the person in her heart.

I can't draw it, but I can't forget it.

Alas... After a while, she sighed a second time.

In Chaoge, a literati surnamed Lu once said that longing is a very mysterious thing, like a shadow, following the shape. Silent and breathless, haunting the bottom of my heart...

Bang——

Just as she was thinking, a hurried voice interrupted her thoughts. Someone pushed open the courtyard door and walked in with big strides.

Rou'er, it's not good!

Hearing the voice, Gongsun Rou knew who it was.

The only friend who can freely enter his backyard now is Lu Zhanmei.

This female crown has always been well-known in the capital, but I didn't know her before. But after returning to Chaoge, hearing that she had been to Hangzhou Mansion and met Li Chu, and happened to meet again, Gongsunrou chatted with her intentionally or unintentionally.

After going back and forth, the two became friends instead.

What's wrong? Gongsun Rou stood up, looking at Lu Zhanmei who was in a hurry, feeling a little puzzled.

It's rare to see her in such a hurry.

I went to the palace today to look for the princess, and she told me some news I overheard, don't worry, sit down first... Lu Zhanmei comforted Gongsun Rou instead.

Oh, what am I anxious about? Gongsun Rou sat down and poured her a cup of tea.

I heard from the princess that Li Maoqing, the national teacher, hurried into the palace early in the morning to find His Majesty, saying...that a Taoist priest named Li Chu and his master were captured by demons in Ziyue Kingdom in the Western Region, and they will be killed soon. The master seems to care about that little Taoist priest very much, and wants to persuade His Majesty to call on all the immortals in the world to save him, but His Majesty is hesitating...

Gongsun Rou blinked, her expression didn't seem to change, but the teapot in her hand somehow fell off.

Snapped--

...

It's a peaceful day.

There is a newly erected forest of steles in Broken Stele Valley, where a huge figure sits in a daze.

At this time, a man with a square head and small eyes came over, How long has it been, and you still feel sad for your elephants?

You don't understand. In your eyes, they are elephants. In my eyes, they are all my good friends. The huge figure replied.

That man was none other than Long Gang, the number one killer of Duanbei Valley whom Li Chu had met a few times before, and his nickname was so infuriating.

And that huge figure is Long Gang's good friend, who has always kept aloof from the world, so it is easy to raise a few elephants.

It's a pity that when Duanbei Mountain was destroyed that day, he didn't have time to take those elephants with him when he fled, so he could only place a few monuments here to mourn.

I'm here to tell you some big news. Long Gang said softly, I heard... Li Daochang and his master had an accident in the Western Regions, and the head of the family is hesitating whether to call in a group of people to kill them.

Xiao Li Dao is better than me in Duanbeigu, so he has to help him when he has an accident... The huge figure said.

What I mean is that the big boss is hesitating whether to order all the troops to kill him, or to take the unicorn with him... Long Gang explained.

That's it... The huge figure suddenly realized, Speaking of it, the problem that Daoist Li Daoist can't solve, our ordinary cultivation base has no effect in the past...

This matter is a secret right now, so don't tell the outside world. Long Gang said: The boss is worried that some brothers who have a quick temper must follow him, and told me not to spread it outside.

I ordered you not to pass it on... The huge figure blinked, Then I probably understand what the master thinks...

...

It's a peaceful day.

Li Chu put his hands in his sleeves and walked on the streets of Wangcheng.

Just now he went into the palace, but the master was not rescued, it seemed that he had already been rescued, so he came out.

But after he came out, he was a little puzzled.

Why……

All the monsters in the city are saying that I am going to die?

Let the characters who have appeared in the scene before become familiar with each other.