I Can’t Be a Sword God

Miss Ge was lying on the bed at this time, unkempt, her face was yellow and gloomy, her once fair and round face had become thin and sunken, and her faintly beautiful eyes were lifeless.

But she doesn't care, because as long as she enters the dream, she can restore her beautiful face, even more beautiful than her previous appearance.

As long as you look good in front of your lover, isn't that enough?

She has been feeling weaker and weaker recently, and just yelling at those matchmakers made her dizzy from exhaustion.

I didn't want to yell at first, but those matchmakers went too far, blowing up all the rotten fish and rotten shrimps to the point that there are few in the sky and no match in the earth, in fact, they are all plotting their own family property!

If you really pull those men over, you are not even worthy to carry shoes for your own Zhang Lang.

snort.

On her side, she was still recovering, when she heard footsteps again, the little servant girl came to the outside of the screen and said: Miss, Master has brought someone to see you.

Miss Ge frowned again, and she said angrily: Didn't I say that, I don't see anyone, let those people all... er...

Before he finished speaking, his voice gradually became weaker.

She thought it might be her eyes that were blurred.

...

what do i see

A fat man with a broad body and a disgusting view, oh, it turned out to be my father.

Behind the fat man, followed a young man in Taoist robes. He was dressed in green and white, and his long gown was loose, with a chic demeanor. Clouds are hanging down on the temples, and a bamboo hairpin is used to tie the hair casually, which seems casual but full of romance.

Those brows and eyes were shining brightly, as if there were stars all over the sky smashed into them.

Why can that bridge of nose and lips be so perfect? Why!

Can such a face and temperament really exist?

ah--

Miss Ge couldn't help but blushed and groaned.

Master Ge hurriedly stepped forward and asked, Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?

Hmm. Miss Ge hurriedly covered her mouth.

What? That statement just now was clearly a groan in my heart.

Did...unconsciously make a sound...

It's really embarrassing.

But, seeing such a face, who can hold back?

Li Chu looked over and exchanged glances with Miss Ge.

At that moment, she felt that the little Taoist's eyes were like two sharp arrows, piercing her heart, and with a clear cracking sound, something seemed to flow out.

Warm and slippery.

God.

There is such a beautiful man in the world.

Tears of the West Lake, my water.

I am willing to turn into a flame with you!

...

Li Chu looked at Ms. Ge, and thought to himself, Yintang was dark, his face was gloomy, his eyes were dull...and eye gum, it was indeed a manifestation of being robbed of Yang Qi by ghosts.

The same is true of Wang Longqi who was entangled by the ghost bride all night.

It's just that Miss Ge is even more serious. If she doesn't stop it, she may die in a few days.

...

Looking at each other for more than two breaths, Miss Ge's heartbeat almost stopped.

He is looking at me affectionately, my god my god!

Wait a moment.

Miss Ge suddenly remembered that she hadn't washed her face for three days.

I don't have gum in my eyes, do I?

ah.

She hurriedly covered her face with the quilt.

Master Ge saw his daughter's complexion changing for a while, her eyes erratic, and she suddenly didn't dare to see anyone, so she was a little worried.

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Miss Ge hid behind the quilt, and said in a low voice, Daddy, stop talking, I am willing!

Ah? Master Ge was stunned for a moment: What do you want?

Who brought him here? Miss Ge stretched out a thin hand and pointed at Li Chu.

I brought him here. Li Xinyi said.

Miss Ge took a peek at her, a little puzzled: Which matchmaker are you, I don't think I've seen it before... Forget it, anyway, you go and get a reward of one hundred taels, I agree to this marriage.

Li Xinyi blinked.

I……

What kind of matchmaker am I?

It has been two days since this girl came to your house to exorcise evil spirits, so you don't even remember who I am?

and……

What kind of marriage have you agreed to? Are you looking for Daoist Xiao Li? Are you thinking about farting?

Do you agree? Do I agree? Do thousands of female compatriots in Yuhang Town agree?

So angry.

But keep smiling.

Li Xinyi forced a smile: Miss Ge, you may have misunderstood, I am not a matchmaker.

Huh? Miss Ge rolled her eyes, It doesn't matter if you are a matchmaker or not, is he here for a blind date?

Li Chu was stunned: Of course not.

Uh. Miss Ge fainted without saying a word.

Be good! Be good! Master Ge hurriedly slapped her face, pinched her, and said at the same time: Xiao Daoist Li, my daughter is very weak now, you must be more tactful when you speak, and don't irritate her.

Excuse me.

After a lot of tossing, Miss Ge was woken up again.

Miss Ge looked at Li Chu weakly, You... aren't here for a blind date?

Master Ge immediately looked at Li Chu nervously.

Li Chu pondered for a while, and then said: To put it mildly, absolutely not.

Miss Ge's eyes went dark, and she almost fainted again.

Thanks to Li Xinyi's slap on her face, she woke up on the spot.

She covered her hot face and looked at them in a daze.

Li Xinyi pouted at Li Chunu, indicating that he did it.

A happy smile suddenly appeared on Miss Ge's face, and the hotness on her face also turned into a burst of secret comfort.

ah.

Li Chu said seriously: Miss Ge, you are in a very dangerous situation now, and we are here to save you.

Ah? Miss Ge suddenly showed a look of horror, Really?

En. Li Chu nodded: You may be confused by a nightmare, which is stealing your yang energy. If this continues, you may die within three days.

It's too bad! What should I do? Miss Ge looked at Li Chu weakly and helplessly with her big eyes open.

Li Chudao: You will meet with it as usual tonight, and I will try to see if I can destroy that ghost.

Okay, Taoist Master, you must save him. Miss Ge took the opportunity to hold Li Chu's hand, He is only nineteen years old, and he doesn't want to die yet.

Miss Ge, don't worry, I will do my best.

Li Chu pulled out his arms calmly, and his upper body made a tactical backward move to distance himself from Miss Ge.

Then... can you sleep with him tonight? He's afraid— Miss Ge asked with eyelashes twinkling.

Huh? Li Chu and Master Ge were taken aback at the same time.

Li Xinyi hurriedly said: We will monitor the situation inside the bedroom at all times. Miss Ge can rest assured that we will never leave you alone.

That's what they mean. Miss Ge blushed and said shyly.

... Li Xinyi was speechless for a while.

Her eyes were staring like copper bells, she had seen through Miss Ge's little trick long ago, and she couldn't help sneering in her heart.

You may be a girl with yellow flowers in reality, but in your dream it has been raining continuously for so many days, why are you still pretending to be innocent?

So Chaotianque Ziyiwei snorted coldly, and said: But Miss Ge, don't be confused by your Zhang Lang at that time, and then become confused again. If you can't control yourself, then we can't save you you.

Zhang Lang?

Ms. Ge was startled, her eyelashes flickered, and Who is he was written all over her face?

Li Xinyi couldn't help but admire this.

Yes, absolutely enough.

I really have you, Ge Cuihua.

Thanks to Big Love Watermelon for the 500 rewards, Shinian Meow Demon King for the 300 rewards, and Jackson Hannah for the 100 rewards.

The uploading in the background has been very slow recently, it's not that I don't update, I was targeted.