I Can’t Be a Sword God

My name is Huannu, and I fell from the fairy world to the human world.

Oh? From the upper realm?

In just two sentences, the amount of information is not small.

Tong Wudi sat comfortably on the chair, his face still calm. It seems that it is obviously not enough to shock this person just by revealing one's identity.

On the side, the woman in gold still smiled calmly. It seemed that she also knew that it was not that easy to win the trust of the number one in the world.

Does Master Tong not believe it? She asked first.

No one in the world knows about the upper world, and there has never been any information about it for thousands of years. If you really come from there... why don't you tell me about the things there, I'm very curious. Tong Wudi said indifferently.

It's a pity... Huannu shook her head lightly, People who come down from the top will have all the memories about the top in their minds imprisoned... I can't recall what it looked like there, it's like a chaos... I I can only remember my name and why I came here...

When she said this, she lowered her eyes, and there was a slight shadow in her eyes, as if she was indeed recalling with difficulty, and she really couldn't do it.

Hahaha……

Unexpectedly, upon hearing her words, Tong Wudi suddenly laughed, and a bright light flashed in his eyes.

If you can really describe the appearance of that world, I won't believe you, but you say so, I think it's a little believable.

He said slowly: I once found a corpse of a fallen fairy in the God Ruins. Before he fell, he wrote something in front of his body. ...

The skeleton of a fallen fairy? Huannu turned her eyes, When did you find it...

When I was young, and that bone...at least ten thousand years ago. Tong Wudi looked at the Huannu who suddenly had emotional fluctuations, and seemed to guess something, and said directly.

Ten thousand years ago... Huannu calmed down again, paused, and then said: The restrictions are more than that. After falling into the lower realm, our cultivation base will also drop sharply, and we will not be able to break through the shackles of this world. The most reserved, that is What you're talking about... is the best in the world.

En. Tong Wudi nodded.

This is also in line with common sense.

In the human world, there shouldn't be any existence beyond the Heaven-reaching Realm.

should not.

It should not be.

As for a certain little Taoist priest with a heaven-defying appearance and a heaven-defying cultivation, there must be some accident.

Um.

But after all, we have broken through this realm before, so we know better than you how to take the road ahead. Huannu looked at Tong Wudi, Teacher Tong, I can help you break through the limitations of the seven realms of heaven and man. .Although I can’t guarantee it, it’s definitely more likely than you can explore by yourself.”

Her gaze is very confident, because she is sure that, as a cultivator who has been stuck at the limit of the seven realms of heaven and man for an unknown number of years, no one will not be tempted to break through the biggest shackles in the world.

However, Tong Wudi's eyes still did not move clearly.

Instead, he asked first: Then... what do you want from me, or from Bai Yujing?

Tong Wudi was not dazzled by the sudden opportunity, but he clearly knew that there is no such thing as a free lunch.

Tong Zhangjiao is indeed the best in the world... Huannu said: I really need some help from you.

Tong Wudi looked at her quietly, and motioned to talk first.

So Huannu said: This is related to the reason why I fell into the lower realm. In fact, I was not the only one who fell... I came to this world to find a heartbreaker!

...

In a small inn in Jixiangfu.

Liu Fufeng looked at Li Chu, Wang Longqi, Du Lanke, and the ugly man in front of him...

Have you bought the hot pot base? He asked slowly.

Hey. Old Du laughed dryly at the right time, and said, Senior Liu, listen to my explanation...

So he roughly talked about the ins and outs of the future, and it was nothing more than the matter of being forced to kill demons in order to eat a hot pot.

Only then did Liu Fufeng's stiff face ease slightly, and he continued: I have two news, one good news and one bad news, which one do you want to hear?

Li Chudao: Bad news.

Liu Fufeng pointed to the food box on the table, The sliced ​​meat is no longer fresh.

... Old Du couldn't help complaining: Senior Liu, although I'm sorry, but we do have important matters right now, so don't mess around.

Li Chu also said: Let's burn the incense first.

Several people immediately stopped showing Liu Fufeng the camera, and got busy. As for the good news, no one paid attention to it.

Liu Fufeng sat on the side with his hands in his sleeves, pursed his lips, feeling that no one would coax him when he was angry, he really lost the dignity of the land gods. But looking at Li Chu, he felt that the gods on land did not deserve any dignity, so he was very entangled for a while.

After a while, the incense was ready.

The face of the old Taoist slowly appeared in the smoke, looking worried.

Well, I don't know what's wrong as a teacher these days. The problem of the twitching of the left eyelid has not been relieved. It always feels like something is wrong. Yu Qi'an said to Li Chu.

Furthermore, the story about you destroying the demon army of the Golden State in Duanbei Mountain spread overnight, and now there is a lot of noise. This is not a good reputation... I don't feel at ease when you are outside. If the matter in the Northland ends Come back quickly.

Li Chudao: The disciple is about to talk about this matter. Now the King of Ten Thousand Worlds has disappeared, but the Golden Bodhisattva is still making troubles in the Northland. If he is not eradicated, the Northland will not be peaceful. He was seriously injured by Tong Wudi before. He is a general. A good time for its eradication.

Golden Bodhisattva... Yu Qi'an blinked, This little thorn has not been solved yet, but it is still a problem. It's just that I can't figure out the way of his supernatural powers, so it's hard to catch him. By the way, Tong Wudi How did you manage to seriously injure him?

Hearing this, Li Chu told Tong Wudi about Xu Mi Ming Guang Jing.

So that's how it is... Yu Qi'an nodded lightly, I'm not that familiar with the magical treasures in the Buddhist sect, and the Xumi Mingguang Mirror... I seem to have heard of it.

After thinking for a while, he said: With this magic weapon, he only needs to hide himself in a small world, and he can project the avatar whose cultivation level is equal to that of his main body to the world. If he doesn't find where his main body is, it will be difficult to truly see him. its eradication.

Yes, and not only that... Li Chu said again: His mind-controlling supernatural power is also extremely difficult to deal with, allowing him to stir up trouble without showing his face.

That's easy to handle... Yu Qi'an smiled slightly, Now that we know his background, it's not hard to guess the dementing power he used. It's nothing more than the Brahma-heart supernatural power of Yunfu Temple. The top supernatural power of repentance for evil people. It's just not practical, after all, it is more popular to treat extremely evil people with physical purification...

He must have used some kind of cleverness to transform the Buddha's heart into his own, so that those people will regard him as a real Buddha and cannot rebel.

Li Chu then asked: Since the master has guessed the supernatural power he used, is there a way to crack it?

The Brahma Heart's supernatural powers are easy to break... Yu Qi'an showed a strange smile again, Whether it's wine, meat, or sex... as long as the Buddha's heart is broken, the technique will break itself. So when you use this People with supernatural powers, the first order they give to practitioners is often not to break the precept.

I see……

Several people nodded after hearing Yu Qi'an's words.

Li Chu nodded and said, Then the question now is where the Golden Bodhisattva is hiding.

At this time, Liu Fufeng at the back of the crowd couldn't bear it anymore, he said urgently: Ask me, why don't you ask me? You heard the bad news, why don't you ask me what the good news is?

Seeing that he was acting like a monkey in such a hurry, Lao Du blinked and asked, Then what is the good news that you are talking about, Senior Liu?

Liu Fufeng said: The good news is that I discovered the hiding place of the Golden Bodhisattva!

... Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, Don't talk about this kind of thing after the meat is stale.

It's you who want to hear the bad news first. Liu Fufeng spread his hands and said.

The juxtaposition of those two things is pretty outrageous in itself.

Blame me?

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