I Can’t Be a Sword God

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I don't know who yelled in the dark.

A wild chrysanthemum-like smile appeared on Lao Du's face. He changed his previous attitude and warmly shook the hand of the head of the State Church.

Teacher Guo has worked hard.

He bent down again and shook the eldest princess's hand.

The great teacher has worked hard.

Hey, what are you doing? Seeing his behavior, the two women were a little confused.

It's done, it's done.

Two men suddenly walked out from both sides of the palace, one was extremely handsome with a cold face. One has a strange appearance and a cold expression.

The handsome and cold and the ugly and cold are Li Chu and Zhao Liangchen.

Who are you? The eldest princess looked surprised.

They are all behind-the-scenes staff. Duranke introduced: Without them, today would not be so smooth.

When he saw Li Chu, he trot down immediately and said excitedly, Master, I did it.

Yeah, it's amazing to be able to act like this at a young age. Li Chu commented earnestly.

Hmm... Duranke carefully pondered whether this was a compliment or not.

It's really good. It can be said that you didn't waste your rich experience. Zhao Liangchen also said.

Duranke laughed again.

The content of Emotional Intelligence is too important.

I can have today, thanks to Deyun Guan, especially my master. Lao Du calmed down and said, If he didn't clear the obstacles for me behind the scenes, I wouldn't have a bright moment.

Just as the three of them were thanking each other for their hard work, the head of the state religion and the eldest princess on the other side were completely confused.

Seeing them chatting more and more lively, and gradually talking about nominations, shortlists, best... and other things, the head of the state religion finally couldn't bear his violent temper.

This is the palace of the Huaxu Kingdom, the coup has not subsided yet, why are you playing tricks here?

She yelled suddenly on the high steps: Hey! Where did you come from? Do you think that the eldest princess and I don't exist?

Oh yes, I forgot about you. Li Chu raised his eyes to look up the steps, and then raised his finger lightly.

Certainly.

As soon as this sound came out, the head of the state religion and the eldest princess entered into a state of rigidity one by one.

It wasn't until seeing this scene that the eyes of the second emperor who had been imprisoned for a long time showed a trace of relief.

comfortable.

...

In the morning, the sun shines on the bed.

ha……

The little koi opened its eyes, stroked its bristling fur as usual, rubbed its big and sleepy eyes, yawned long and stretched its waist comfortably, and then slowly got up.

She looked around and found something strange in the empty room. After recalling it for a while, I realized that I was in a secret place and had done a night's task.

She rubbed her neck, thinking that this task is really tiring.

All I did was a stiff neck.

Wanting to see the situation outside, she walked over slowly and pushed open the gate of the palace...

Then he jumped in shock.

Wow... She whispered and asked, What are you doing?

At the foot of the steps outside her bedroom, a large group of civil and military officials of the Huaxu Kingdom in various clothes were half-kneeling in unison.

Then, all the civil and military officials knelt down and said in unison: Last night there was a great chaos in the palace, the monarch, the First Empress, and the Second Empress were all killed in the chaos...

Your servant is waiting here to welcome the third princess to the throne!

Eh?

The little koi stared wide-eyed at the situation in front of him, wondering if he was still on the task.

Could this be the legendary claim to the top position by sleeping?

...

When the strong light fell, four figures appeared in the deepest part of Huaxu's secret realm at the same time.

Chen Fuhuang's distraction reappeared, he looked at several people with a bit of bad eyes, and said: Unexpectedly... you can all complete this kind of task...

Hehe, how can this be difficult for my master.

Old Du found that his little Dudu had returned, full of ambition, and said with a smile at this time.

Those big princesses and second princesses are unattainable in the eyes of outsiders, but they are like toys in the hands of my master.

Li Chu frowned, feeling vaguely that the words were not in the right taste, so he glanced at Duranke.

Looking at Li Chu distractedly, he nodded in agreement, I really can't see through you.

Zhao Liangchen looked at the little koi on the side, and wondered: I'm not jealous, I'm just a little curious...why is Miss Yue'er's task so leisurely, she finished it just like us after sleeping.

Hee hee. The little koi smiled embarrassedly.

Hmph. The distracted snorted, Is it really that simple? Can you do it?

Hmm... Zhao Liangchen thought about it for a while, If it was me...the fight outside was in full swing, I really wouldn't be able to sleep so soundly...

Thinking about it carefully, it's really hard to be so big-hearted.

And you don't have to worry about the difficulty of the task. For different levels of tasks, the rewards you get will also vary. Distraction said loudly.

He paced around a few people, as if he was thinking about something, and after a while he said: Considering that you have almost completed the tasks perfectly, I will give you some opportunities to choose. Tell me, is there anything in particular you want to get? of?

Li Chu remembered what Chu Xiangyu had mentioned before, so he replied, Is there any treasure that allows men to practice the Huaxu Sutra without castration?

Well... yes... Nodding distractedly, he raised his hand, Thanks to you ending the reincarnation of Hua Xu's secret realm last time, you can deduce these things in the next five hundred years.

A ray of brilliance wrapped a piece of golden paper and landed in front of Li Chu.

There is a prescription on it. After taking it, men can practice the Huaxu Sutra without castration.

Li Chu took the prescription and looked at it. He didn't know many parts of it, and wondered if it had been lost. But... this is something the Chu family should consider.

Of course, if refining is easy, you can also think about it yourself.

It's just that there are some terrible side effects after taking this medicine, I still want to remind you. Distracted and said slowly: Take this medicine, you will lose your beard...

Haha, what kind of side effect is this? Zhao Liangchen said with a smile: We usually shave when we go out.

Walk and twist your butt inadvertently... Distracted and said again.

Huh? Zhao Liangchen frowned: This is a bit detrimental to the image, but... in order to practice magic skills, it seems that it is okay to sacrifice a little image...

I will inadvertently raise my orchid fingers...

Hiss... Zhao Liangchen blinked, It's really strange for a big man to act like this... But, if he can really cultivate his physique to an extremely high level, it's not worth mentioning.

Ha, then it's all right. Distracted and spread his hands, Since you can all accept these things, it probably doesn't matter if you don't mention such trivial matters. Let's eat boldly, let's be next...

Don't pretend that the most terrible side effects are the most insignificant! Everyone shouted in unison.

Hearing these side effects, Li Chu gradually dispelled his idea of ​​practicing.

Let Chu Xiangyu consider these alone.

After Li Chu received the reward, it was Durante's turn.

Lao Du thought for a while, knocking his head, and said, Give me a magic weapon or supernatural power. I want to increase my strength, and I don't want to drag the master back.

Li Chu patted Lao Du on the shoulder, indicating that he didn't think he was holding him back.

But this heart still moved him very much.

Distracted and looked at the two of them carefully, he said, Considering the difference in strength between you two, it's hard for me to think of anything that can make you reach the point where you won't hold him back...

That's true... Lao Du thought for a while, Then why don't you give me a magic weapon of the universe? Recently, I often encounter things that require me to carry a lot of luggage. If I have a universe with a lot of space Magical artifacts, if you help the master recite some things, it will be of some use.

This is fine. Distracted snapped his fingers.

Snapped.

A ball of brilliance descended from the sky, wrapped in a cloth bag, which seemed to be a book basket carried by a scholar, with double shoulder straps, which looked quite simple.

This is a book bag made by a sage in the Huaxu Kingdom. It is said that he once had the ambition to store all the books in the world in it, so there is a lot of room for it. But other than that, there is no other It’s an advantage. If it’s just used to hold things, it’s even better.”

Haha, it's just right for me.

When Lao Du carried the small schoolbag on his back, he felt light and light, not heavy at all.

On his side, he transformed into a schoolbag Du, and here it was Zhao Liangchen's turn to choose gifts.

Zhao Liangchen said excitedly: I want a money tree.

Seeing him like this, Li Chu felt a little emotional.

Eager to buy a house and get married, he has transformed from a noble cultivator who does not eat the fireworks of the world to a secular youth whose mind is full of money.

This is probably the legend that love can change a person.

... He narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhao Liangchen distractedly, with a cold expression on his face.

Why... Zhao Liangchen scratched his head, Isn't it possible? How about a cornucopia?

I want it too. Is there really such a thing in the world? Distracted said angrily.

Okay... Zhao Liangchen thought for a while, and said, Then is there any treasure that can make me handsome?

... Distracted and fell into silence again.

After a while, he shrugged, Let's talk about the cash cow.

... This time it was Zhao Liangchen's turn to fall silent.

After thinking about it distractedly, he said, Is there a money tree or a cornucopia... but I do have another magic weapon with a similar function.

As he spoke, he raised his hand, and a ball of brilliance wrapped in a broken bowl fell in front of Zhao Liangchen.

There is no color on this bowl, it seems to be made of ordinary white porcelain with a gap on the side.

Li Chu looked at it, although he didn't know what was so magical about it, but just hearing the description, he felt a little envious.

The name of this bowl is 'Fat Cai Bowl', and it is also a magic weapon. It can be used three times a day. As long as you sacrifice this thing and shout 'Gong Xi Fa Cai', the person in front of you must throw money into this bowl. It doesn't matter how much, but you have to throw money, or you will be punished. Distracted and smiled: How? Is it in line with your wishes.

Zhao Liangchen tilted his head and thought for a while, feeling something was wrong.

Why do I feel... If I hold a broken bowl and say Gong Xi Fa Cai to people, even if the bowl is not a magic weapon... someone will give me money, right?

Good guy, beg for a magic weapon. Lao Du next to him also nodded.

After hearing this, Li Chu was no longer envious.

Of course, no refunds or exchanges will be made in any way.

Distracted and looked at the little koi kindly, Is there anything you want?

The little koi frowned and thought about it, then shook his head and said, I don't seem to have any special needs...

Then uncle can give you anything...

Smiling distractedly, he summoned a ball of brilliance, which wrapped a gleaming round object.

This thing is called the Immortal Phoenix Gallbladder. You take it back and hold it in the palm of your hand every day, exhale for three weeks, and try to digest the spiritual power on it. Persevere, it will have miraculous effects. It is especially suitable for a spirit beast like you to become a demon. As long as you persevere, you may not be without the possibility of becoming an Earth Immortal in the future.

The little koi accepted the treasure, not too surprised, but still nodded and said: Thank you.

Okay... He said with a distracted smile, What a polite and good boy.

Wait. Zhao Liangchen leaned over suspiciously, and asked distractedly, Why do I feel that the treasure you gave to Miss Yue'er... is so much better in quality than my beggar artifact?

You read that right. Distracted looked calm.

But you didn't mean... Depending on the difficulty of the task, the rewards given will also vary... Zhao Liangchen was puzzled.

That's right, isn't the gap obvious? It's also a bit strange to be distracted.

Zhao Liangchen was stunned for a moment before he realized it.

turn out to be……

Is the gap actually on your side?

...

The new round of Hua Xu's projection over there came to an end, Li Chu and the others also left the secret realm, and were enthusiastically picked up by the Chu family's team.

And here, Yan Ren also returned to Yan's house.

Traitor!

With a bang, Yan Linan kicked Yan Ren three or five feet away, and hit the wall hard.

Yan Ren immediately spat out a mouthful of blood.

You spent more than half of the family's budget in the Huaxu Secret Realm, and the result is nothing. Now the elders in the clan are asking me where the money went. Either I will lose the qualification to compete for the position of the head of the family, or I will have to pay for my own money. Come make up for your shortfall!

I ask you, where did the money go!

Father... I'm not greedy at all. I just paid a lot of money to hire a group of killers, trying to kill that little Taoist priest. In this way, I can not only get the treasure of the secret realm, but also take revenge... Yan Ren lay on the floor Explained weakly on the ground.

Then what about the killer you hired? With so much money, I'm afraid it's enough to invite a dozen or so peaks of Vientiane to go to the secret realm? Yan Linan asked angrily.

Yes... Yan Ren coughed twice and murmured, Where's the killer I hired?

What do you ask me?

Yan Linan went up and kicked again, kicking his big boy backflip.

Even though the little Taoist priest had some conflicts with you, he has already turned over under the mediation of the elders. Even if he can't invite you, it's nothing more than well water and river water. Why do you want to start a quarrel again? It's true that you have spoiled you too much these years, are you Didn't you think that being a Yan family child would allow you to do whatever you want?

Yan Linan shouted in a deep voice.

Father, I'm also thinking about the family... Yan Ren hurriedly argued: The little Taoist priest has conflicts with me, so naturally he won't accept the Yan family's invitation just because of some money... But other families can still invite him, his There is an invincible existence in the Huaxu Secret Realm with supernatural powers. If he doesn't die, my Yan family will never be able to gain anything in the Huaxu Secret Realm!

snort.

Yan Linan flicked his sleeves, turned his head and sat down.

In fact, he also felt that what Yan Ren said was not unreasonable. Li Chu's supernatural power was invincible in the link of seducing Jinhuang, and the one who won Li Chu was destined to win the Huaxu Secret Realm. And when his family had some conflicts with him, he must give priority to helping others. The remaining six families all have more chances than the Yan family.

After thinking for a while, he slowly stood up again, There is some truth in what you said, but you are still too reckless in your actions. Is it the right way to kill and kill at every turn? You know, the world is not about fighting and killing...

Father has a way to deal with him? Yan Ren raised his head.

It's very simple to eliminate his influence in the Huaxu Secret Realm. As long as the other families don't know that we have enmity with the little Taoist priest, let them realize that this kind of competition with each other will benefit the little Taoist priest in the end. They will naturally give up asking him to take action. We can unite the seven principals and reach a promise.

Yan Linan walked up to Yan Ren, helped him up, and gave him an analysis at the same time.

Promise? Yan Ren still didn't understand, What promise?

Yan Linan said slowly: Of course...

Promise not to use Li Chu first.