I Can’t Be a Sword God

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, welcome the God of Wealth.

Li Chu got up early, washed and dressed, and opened many doors of Deyun Temple.

After Lao Du got up, he was surprised to find that the master got up earlier than himself, and immediately blamed himself.

How can you do these things? We should be apprentices. Old Du Liansheng said, I've also been lazy recently, and I only woke up when I heard the cock crowing. I must get up early tomorrow. I'll go Just call chicken!

It's nothing. Before you came, I was the one who did these things. Li Chu said calmly, Besides, the God of Wealth is coming today, so I need to take the lead in welcoming him.

Dulanke shook his head and sighed, I've followed Master for so long, this is the first time I've seen you respect a god so much.

Li Chudao: Anyway, it doesn't cost any money, just believe it.

After bathing in the warm sun of early spring outside for a while, Li Chu turned back to the front hall.

Because he had been to Shenluo City for many days and the decoration of Deyun Temple, his popularity showed signs of declining.

So ever since he came back, the master and the apprentice came up with a wonderful advertising model - let Wanli Feisha go door-to-door to distribute leaflets.

Now all the folks in the ten miles and eight villages know that Daoist Li has returned, and those who need to chase stars can move... Of course, you can also come if you want to find someone to exorcise evil spirits.

Guanzhu Yu had no choice but to accept the fact that he had completely lost his charisma, there was no way, one generation after another. Most of the girls who admired him back then have bad legs and feet, and it is not so easy to go out.

Fortunately, I have cultivated an apprentice who has eight parts of my appearance when I was young.

The old Taoist could only comfort himself in this way.

Li Maoqing looked at the old Taoist strangely, and said in shock: Guanzhu Yu's thick skin is really amazing.

Huh. Yu Qi'an looked at the current national teacher proudly, and said coldly: Mortal.

That contemptuous aura made Duranke, who was watching from the sidelines, tremble uncontrollably.

Li Chu greeted him for a while, but he really welcomed a God of Wealth.

A round man wearing a brocade weaver's coat has a round head and a round belly. His clothes are embroidered with copper coins, his belt is inlaid with gold, the toes of his shoes are covered with gold, his neck is wearing gold, and he wears four jade ring fingers in his left and right hands.

He almost had the word local tyrant printed on his head.

Xiao Daoist Li, happy Chinese New Year, I've admired your name for a long time. As soon as this man entered the hall, he shook Li Chu's hand and greeted him enthusiastically, I Zhen Youqian, the surname Zhen Zhen, Qiankun.

It's really an awe-inspiring name. Li Chu said.

After taking his seat, Zhen Yougan didn't talk nonsense, and directly explained his intention for coming.

I am a businessman from Tiannan Prefecture, and I often come to Jiangnan Prefecture to do business, so I have heard of the name of Daoist Li. It happened that I was in Hangzhou when the incident happened, and a friend recommended me to come to you.

Zhen Youqian said: My wife suffers from heart disease, which has not healed all year round. She was fine when I left home yesterday, but at night, a family member came to report that she had suffered a coma again, which was very serious. I wanted to go home to visit, but my family said that I had already consulted a famous doctor, and I had to get a strange medicine called 'Styx Heart Grass' within seven days to be able to be saved. Instead of going home in a hurry, I had better go and ask for the medicine.

Styx Heart Grass?

That's right, I asked someone to ask, it's a legendary medicine that grows in the illusory ghost country, and it's hard to find in the world.

Ghost country? Li Chuning frowned: Do you have a way to get in?

This place...is quite nostalgic, if possible, he wouldn't mind taking a stroll...

of course not!

Zhen Youqian looked at Li Chu in amazement, Xiaodaochang, what happened to your expression like remembering your first love? It looks so dangerous. Hey.

Li Chu regained his composure and signaled Zhen Yougan to continue talking.

Although the ghost country cannot be entered, it is said that there is still a place in the human world where the Styx Heart Grass may grow, which is the Styx Valley in the southern border. Zhen Youqian continued.

Underworld Valley... Li Chu muttered the name.

It sounds weird.

It is said that there is a strange river with the same source as the sea of ​​darkness flowing here. Its feathers are not buoyant, and a leaf is difficult to cross. And the heart grass of the river of darkness grows at the bottom of the water of darkness. To get it... is as difficult as climbing to the sky.

Zhen Youqian looked at Li Chu eagerly.

I invited all the sects in the Hangzhou Mansion, but no one dared to go. They told me that to have such strength, one must be powerful, but how can the power of heaven and earth be so easy to move? In the end, an elder from the Feilai Sect and I said, if Daoist Xiao Li can be invited to act, it may be better than ordinary powers...

Li Chudao: It's a bit absurd, but our Deyun Temple has always been high-quality and low-cost, and children are not deceived.

Xiao Daoist Li...

Zhen Youqian nodded again, I'll leave my wife to you!

Although Li Chu thought the words were strange, he still nodded slightly and accepted the commission.

...

Hey hey...

In a remote place in southern Xinjiang, there is a small wooden house among the barren mountains.

A thin, crooked old woman sat cross-legged on the ground, and paper lanterns were scattered all around the floor. For some reason, these lanterns looked a little gloomy in the shadows, and there seemed to be human faces reflected behind many paper skins.

What's more, they are even drumming and drumming, making low and strange calls, as if they want to escape.

But opposite the old woman, the palm-sized wooden man looked at these lanterns, not only did not find it scary, but also interesting.

Ms. Zhang, your soul-holding technique is unparalleled in the world. I'm afraid there are not many who can surpass you in the past thousands of years. Why are you willing to live in seclusion in this remote place in southern Xinjiang and do such shady things?

Wooden King sounded regretful.

Hehe. The old woman laughed at herself, Where can we go with this craft? It's just lingering in a corner of southern Xinjiang, hoping for a legacy of incense. If it's really under the sun, Heluo will be killed before he even breathes. The imperial court and the Twelve Immortal Sects have been wiped out? Not to mention that my old woman is lonely, but with the power of your Yanyue Sect, can you see people?

It's coming soon... Our contemporary leader, Emperor Yu, is in seclusion. The day he leaves the seclusion, he will sweep the world. Now we are going to do some sensational events in all directions in the world, and create momentum for the day when the moon will rise! Wooden The King of People said generously.

He changed the subject again: The destruction of Shenluo City was supposed to be one of them, but due to various accidents... Cang Haijun's plan unexpectedly suffered a big failure.

Afterwards, the sect sent people to investigate. Although the specific reason is still unknown, it has been learned... Cang Haijun's failure is actually inextricably linked to a little Taoist priest in the south of the Yangtze River.

And the day before yesterday, the forces sent to the human world by the Demon Soil Killing Immortal City that I cooperated with were also wiped out by this little Taoist priest... The methods were extremely cruel.

So, the little Taoist must die!

Hehe, wooden man king... The old woman shook her head, The old woman is old, but she is not stupid. You are right, I really want to avenge the one who killed a thousand knives. But... you are all Ten generals said how strong that little Taoist priest is, how could I still be a knife for you? If you have that strength, you can kill him yourself. If you don’t have that strength, what can you do if you add me?

With you, it will be very different. The wooden man Wang said bewitchingly, Of course I won't hide behind my back and use you as a knife, I will do it myself, I just need your help...

My soul arrest technique? the old woman asked back.

Do you know that there is a fairy weapon in the world, which is specially designed to beat people's souls. No matter who it is, as long as the soul is hit by this thing, it will definitely shatter and fall instantly. Even the legendary true immortals will not be spared... ...

You mean... the whip? The old woman's eyes widened.

That's right. The weird expression on the wooden man's face was clearly motionless, but at this moment you could tell that he was smiling.

In the early years, I was almost killed by Li Maoqing in Shenxu. But in the end, not only did I escape a chance, but I got this treasure by chance.

As soon as the wooden man king raised his hand, he raised a small phantom like a steel whip out of thin air. In his palm, it was only three inches in size, but its simplicity and majesty made a cultivator like the old woman almost want to kneel down on the spot.

It's actually a real magic whip! An ancient fairy weapon! She exclaimed, Although there is a crack, it is still a top-notch fairy weapon!

How is it? Is your soul restraining technique, plus hitting the magic whip, messed up? asked the Wooden King.

Although the old woman's face was shocked, she still hesitated. After a while, she shook her head: Not yet.

Why? said the Wooden King: No matter who, as long as the soul is captured by you, under my whipping, they will definitely not be able to escape killing with one whip!

Heh, do you think that the old woman's soul-holding technique is a peerless fairy technique? You can arrest whoever you want? The old woman smiled again.

If it's the soul of a mortal, I will naturally arrest it as I want, and kill people invisible; for some cultivation bases, it may take a little effort, but it doesn't need to attract the attention of the other party; Fatai, three methods, nine rounds of sacrifices, can be forcibly detained; if the cultivation level is higher than mine, then you have to risk your life to engage in it, and if you are not careful, you will be killed by someone... as you said Little Taoist priest, it is very likely that even the five Dharma kings Cang Haijun are no match for you, so if I go to arrest him, am I not seeking my own death?

I have naturally considered this point.

The Wooden King's expression remained motionless, but he seemed to be smiling with confidence.

I'm going to lead the little Taoist priest to a strange place. This place is also in the southern border. There is a river flowing from the same source as the ghost country's Minghai. At the same time, every day at sunset, there will be a strange heart-destroying sound. Then Under the heart-shattering magic sound, even the power of Zhan Failing will be unstable. Under the power, it is difficult to move an inch.

And when his mind is unstable, the effect of your soul arresting technique will be hundreds of times stronger! At that time...

Underworld Valley! The old woman exclaimed in shock: The heart-shattering magic sound of Underworld Valley! We are practicing this soul arresting technique in southern Xinjiang, so we must know this place. If it is there, I dare to arrest the land gods!

Then... the soul restraining technique, the magic whip... plus this Shui Gu Xinyin, did you mess it up? The Wooden King asked again with a sly smile.

At this time, the eyes of the old woman burst into spirits, as if she had finally been persuaded.

With Shui Gu's heart sound, of course it's a big deal!

...

Outside Mingshui Valley, there is an inn called Sister Inn.

Of course, this inn is not just for women. The name was chosen because the inn was opened by several sisters together.

Although the several female shopkeepers of the inn are a little older, they are all glamorous and enchanting, with charming charms, and all the wealthy customers are fascinated by them.

On this day, the sky was approaching dusk.

Li Chu, Dulanke and that Boss Zhen came here together.

Hey, masters, come quickly, do you still stay in the shop? A female shopkeeper in a red dress hurriedly stretched her waist and came out.

Just serve some side dishes. We plan to go to the valley overnight after eating. Duran said.

That's not okay, you have to stay in the store. The female shopkeeper said.

Eh?

Old Du was taken aback, what you gave me just now was not a multiple-choice question?

No, listen to me... The female shopkeeper softly pressed Lao Du's shoulder and told him to sit down.

You are probably guests from afar, and you are not familiar with this place. In this dark water valley, after sunset every night, there will be a heart-wrenching sound. Even a powerful person can't stand it for a while. Our little one Shop, even outside the Valley of Darkness, always has to be fascinated by it. It is getting late now, and you are entering the valley at this time, are you not looking for a dead end?

Duranke was so close to her, he could only feel the fragrance, and he didn't listen carefully to what she said, but he already wanted to stay here for a night.

He turned to look at the master, and Li Chu looked at Boss Zhen.

Zhen Youqian said: It's not too late, so let's stay here.

Okay, I'm going to arrange food and drinks for you. The female shopkeeper turned around and walked into the back kitchen gracefully like a butterfly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she entered the back kitchen, her face changed.

Sisters, sisters! she exclaimed excitedly, but here comes a good skin, and none of you are allowed to snatch it from me tonight. Let's stay here, and with the convenience of the heart-shattering magic sound, although the yang energy It’s like asking for anything and everything every night. But this is the first time I’ve seen such a good-looking man.”

In front of her, there were six women who were also dressed in colorful clothes. They were all similar in appearance, figure and age.

Second Sister, this little Taoist... One of the women in yellow said, He is the enemy of Third Sister.

Huh? The woman in the red skirt said in a blink of an eye, Third sister?

That's right. The woman she looked at was also a woman who still had a charm, and she nodded heavily.

Originally, Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lian Lian and I were living freely on the Mizunohara by inhaling Yang energy. But when he got there, he used hard methods to ask Yao Niangniang whereabouts, making it impossible for us to gain a foothold in Mizunohara. That’s why I had no choice but to go to my sisters.”

It turned out that she was the spider spirit from Mizunohara that day.

After Li Chu asked the news he wanted, he saw that their guilt was not serious, and there was an agreement in advance, so he did not embarrass them. But the spider spirit's family confessed to the vicious Yao Niangniang, but they didn't dare to live in Mizunohara anymore, and didn't want to hold grudges from then on.

Third sister, have you never admitted your mistake? The woman in the red skirt was a little unwilling.

His handsome face, even if turned into ashes, is still so handsome! The woman gritted her teeth, How could I admit my mistake?

...

Although these words sounded weird, the sisters still felt her resentment.

But this little Taoist priest has supernatural powers... Someone said, How can we provoke him?

Hey, it's okay! Another woman in a purple skirt waved her hand, When the heart-shattering sound rang out, these people who came here for the first time must be insane, no matter how high their cultivation base is, it must be the case. I suddenly landed in his room, Zhang spider web will tie him up first! At that time, the confinement and spider venom will be added, if you want to do it, you can do it!

Second sister wants to inhale yang energy, so let's inhale it! Third sister wants revenge, so let's repay it! We sisters take turns to have fun, isn't it beautiful?

All the spider spirits suddenly smiled.

Eldest sister is mighty!

...

Not long after, the night shrouded the land of southern Xinjiang.

A treacherous voice sounded suddenly, like the singing of the oldest ghost on this land.

Happy New Years Day.

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