I Can’t Be a Sword God

What to eat? I know what to eat! Zhao Liangchen frowned and snorted.

The little ghosts on the opposite side heard his bad tone and immediately stood up straight from the smoke.

Report the number! One! A girl's voice sounded.

Two! Three! Four! Three!

Um?

When the smoke cleared completely, five little dolls appeared in front of Zhao Liangcai's eyes.

At the head is a little girl wearing a red padded jacket, with two braids soaring to the sky. Although her face is pale, she is chubby, so she doesn't look scary at all.

Even a little cute.

Behind her are four male dolls, all wearing black jackets, with a small braid on the back of their heads. The oldest is only five or six years old, and the youngest is about three years old. They are all chubby.

Five dolls, six braids.

The little girl turned her head and stared at the youngest doll: How many times have I told you that after four comes five! It's five!

The little baby pursed her mouth, a little scared, but she didn't dare to refute.

Wronged.

A male doll in the middle came out to persuade: Xiao Wu can only count to three, sister, you can let him be the third one.

The little girl said loudly: He is Xiao Wu, how can he be the third?

I'm fine. The boy who reported three whispered.

Then can he be in front of you at dinner from now on? The little girl refused to budge.

Upon hearing this, Xiaosan immediately shook her head and stopped speaking.

Between brothers, it is okay to give way, but it is not okay to give up food.

Cough. Zhao Liangchen coughed lightly.

The little girl turned around immediately, and the five boy ghosts looked at him with big round eyes, like a group of chicks waiting to be fed.

Now I want you to do something for me. After I finish it, I will have something to eat when I come back. Zhao Liangchen said.

No problem! The five little ghosts said in unison.

Zhao Liangchen gave Zhao Liangcai a wink: You tell them.

Okay. Zhao Liangcai nodded, and didn't dare to move forward, so he stood in front of his cousin and said, There are two things I want you to do.

Originally, his plan was to use Zhao Liangchen's means to scare Wang Longqi away and win the bet. But now that Gongsun Rou is here, he suddenly has a bold idea in his heart.

There are people in the two rooms on the second floor below, and there are two men on the left. Go and scare them and drive them away. Remember, you must be vicious when you deal with them!

The little dolls bared their teeth together when they heard the words, revealing two shiny dies to show their ferocity.

Then, you go to the room on the right, there are two girls there, don't be so fierce this time. Just scare them a little bit, I will wait outside, as long as they scream, I will Rush in immediately.

He smiled meanly: At this time, you all pretended to be afraid of me, and you were beaten away by me, and asked me to save them, understand?

Understood! The hero saved the beauty. The little girl gave him a look that I understood.

Hey, let's go.

After the confession, the five little dolls floated out in a row without touching the ground. He didn't even open the door when he got to the wall, he just walked through it with a flick.

Zhao Liang swallowed, but when he thought of Wang Longqi and Li Chu being scared to death by them later, he couldn't help but smile on his ugly face.

Immediately, the two also went downstairs and hid at the corner of the second floor. As soon as Gongsun Rou and the others screamed, Zhao Liangcai rushed out to save people, shouted and shouted a few times, and then Zhao Liangchen cast a spell to take back the imp.

A seamless plan.

Zhao Liangcai came to pursue Gongsunrou, not only because he himself couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman, but also because of the instruction of Zhao's elders.

These days, no matter how rich you are, there are two kinds of people, officials and cultivators. The former has power, the latter has mana.

And in the idea told to him by the elders of the Zhao family, with Zhao Liangchen present, the Zhao family will be guarded by cultivators in the next hundred years. If Zhao Liangcai can catch up with Gongsun Rou again, the family will also have a pillar of officialdom.

With these two major boosts, the family's take-off is just around the corner!

What kind of Wang family is not worthy of carrying shoes for the Zhao family!

Wipe your drool. Zhao Liangchen's disgusted voice interrupted Zhao Liangcai's obsession.

...

The first time I saw Miss Gongsun was at a banquet the day before yesterday. She was dressed in fluttering white clothes, like a fairy descending from the sky.

From that moment on, I decided not to marry her in this life. Up to now, I have been in love with her for... two days.

I didn't know until I met her, what is love, what is... love.

...

Li Chu frowned, looked at Wang Longqi who was walking around on the ground like a male cat in heat, and thought it would be a difficult night.

Maybe it would be better to have a ghost, at least it can make him quiet for a while.

It was a coincidence that the girl Wang Longqi and Zhao Liangcai were vying for was Gongsun Rou.

But thinking about it, it's not surprising.

After all, Wang Longqi has seen almost all the girls in Yuhang Town these years, so it is impossible for a sudden appearance to surprise him.

Only Gongsun Rou from Chaoge City has such a great charm.

But Li Chu didn't know what this had to do with him...

I have only met Gongsun Rou once, so it can be said that I have no friendship - she has never donated a penny of incense to Deyun Temple.

But since entering the room, Wang Longqi has been chattering in his ear, talking about how deep his feelings for Gongsun Rou are, as if he meant something.

Did he want Gongsun Rou next door to hear it?

Then you should stand by the wall and say it.

Just when he was considering whether to knock the noisy Wang Longqi unconscious, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Boom, boom, boom.

Huh? Could it be Miss Gongsun who came to see me? Wang Longqi hurried over to open the door.

But after opening the door, there was nothing outside.

Strange. He muttered, and came back after closing the door.

But before he took a few steps, the knock on the door sounded again, boom, boom, boom.

Who is it! Wang Longqi yelled, but no one answered, he went to open the door and found that the door was still empty.

Hiss— he took a breath.

Wang Longqi turned around and came back, but this time his pace was very slow.

Boom, boom...

When the knock on the door rang again, he quickly returned and opened the door immediately: I caught you! Huh?

Even though he moved so fast this time, he still didn't see the person knocking on the door.

Wang Longqi felt a little nervous, closed the door, and said to Li Chu: Is there really something dirty?

Li Chu looked in the direction of the corner silently.

There is a flowing yin energy there.

Hehehe. Hahaha. Hehehe. ...

There were more than one child's laughter in the room, as if a group of children were playing in the room!

It seemed that someone tripped Wang Longqi's foot and almost made him fall.

Ah— Wang Longqi screamed, and rushed to Li Chu's side step by step, and said in a trembling voice: What the hell! Li Chu, did you see it?

Li Chu said calmly: Don't be afraid, it's a ghost.

Eh?

Wang Longqi vaguely felt that there was something wrong with these words, but before he could think clearly, he saw Li Chu suddenly get up and walk towards the center of the room.

Then there was an ouch, as if someone was about to trip Li Chu, but he let out a scream.

In the next second, he saw in horror that four or five eerie little ghosts suddenly appeared in the middle of the originally empty room!

They all looked like children, but their faces were pale, and they appeared in the air!

Bite him! cried a little girl's voice.

A figure in a red padded jacket rushed to Li Chu's shoulder first, opened his shiny die, and bit down hard!

Then.

crunching.

Immediately afterwards, four small figures rushed up without hesitation. They hugged Li Chu's arms and thighs tightly, then opened their mouths, and bit down viciously!

His expression was extremely fierce.

Then.

Five consecutive crunches.

Thanks to Silent Sword Dancer for the reward.