I Can’t Be a Sword God

The crescent moon shines on Kyushu, some families are happy and some are sad.

A few brothels drank flower wine, and a few lived on the streets.

...

Outside Xuling County.

Riding Niu Mountain is a rare high mountain in Xuling County. It is towering, but not continuous, like a huge gate that comes suddenly, blocking between the two counties.

According to local legends in Xuling County, this mountain indeed appeared out of thin air.

It is said that hundreds of years ago, the Shenjiang River flooded the south of the Yangtze River. At that time, Xu Ling was about to be submerged in the flood. When the people were unable to escape and were mourning everywhere, a Taoist riding a cow descended from the sky.

The Taoist bull rider did not know how to pull up a towering mountain from the ground, stopped the raging flood, saved countless people, and then floated away.

Afterwards, the people didn't know his name, so they had to name the mountain Riding Niu Mountain to commemorate the achievements of this living god.

To this day, on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, many people from Xuling County still come to this mountain for outings and worship in the sky, which has gradually developed into a folk custom.

Recently, there was an anecdote in Xuling County, that is, the shepherd boy picked up the paintbrush. Many people said that the shepherd boy should have strayed into the Niu Riding Mountain, and what he picked up was the treasure left by the Taoist Riding Niu.

In fact, Ma Liang's village is nearly a hundred miles away from Riding Niu Mountain, and those who heard it only thought it was far-fetched.

That night, there was a sudden movement on the mountain.

It was clearly a clear and bright autumn night, but suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky, like a golden dragon, tearing the sky with a click, and slamming on the peak of Riding Niu Mountain!

Its sound shook the world, and the whole world was shocked to hear it!

Many nearby people were awakened by this thunderbolt, and when they looked in that direction, there was only a vast night, and they couldn't see anything.

What people don't know is that all the beasts on the Niu Riding Mountain are running wildly!

Be it jackals, tigers, leopards, rabbits, rats, insects and snakes, they fled to the bottom of the mountain with all their might, in a continuous stretch of shadows, as if foreseeing some natural disaster.

The sound of countless rustling jumps and footsteps almost merged into a loud rumble.

No.

They didn't cause the bang.

If the sky is bright at this time, and then step back to the distance to look carefully, you will be able to see...

The mountain seems to be slowly separating into two halves...

The rumbling sound is the sound of the mountain splitting!

It's slow, but... that's nothing else, it's a mountain! Even if there is only a small gap, it will be a huge shock to the creatures above, so it is no wonder that they want to run wildly.

Or maybe more than that.

In that slowly parting black crack, there seems to be something hidden... a deep existence.

On the Niu Riding Mountain, there may not be no monsters that have become spirits, but they are also running away at a high speed at this time. Among them, some beings with a slightly higher level turned their heads from time to time, staring at the obvious crack on the top of the mountain, with a little greed in their eyes.

But the pace of escape did not stop.

They can feel that there is something behind the crack that is attracting them, but what they feel more clearly... is the death imprinted in the memory of their ancient ancestors.

...

On another distant mountain far away.

A smiling man wearing a strange mask and an old robe stood on the top of the mountain, looking at the scene over there, and said: The Yao Dao Xianzang is really on Mount Qi Niu, we didn't stay here in vain.

Behind him, the man with a weeping face said faintly: Once the vision of the Immortal Treasure appears, the great forces around must be coming. It will probably take three days to fully open the Demonic Treasure and the Immortal Treasure. After three days, if the Venerable has not arrived, we can It’s unknown if you can’t get in.”

How could the Venerable not come? The smiling man waved his hand: Don't worry.

Anxin? The crying man snorted coldly, If it's any other venerable, it's okay, this one...

The smiling face said humanely: Trust the Venerable Xuan Ge.

...

The crying man fell silent.

...

The smiling man was also silent for a while, and then whispered, He's usually late for a month at most.

The crying face said in a low tone: The envoy's whereabouts are unknown, and he is most likely dead. When I get back to this matter, I must complain about this pigeon spirit.

The smiling man thought for a while, and said: That's all for later, just in case, why don't you call the people from Jiangnan King's side first?

You want to move the people over there? the crying man hesitated.

Let's move. The smiling man scratched his head: The fairy treasure is very important, and what's hidden in it... is the big secret brought out by the bull rider from the god market.

At that time, the Twelve Immortal Sects all fought for that secret thing, and they all said afterwards that they failed. Although it is not ruled out that one of the Twelve Immortal Sects will release false news... But the possibility of the Twelve Immortal Sects doing such a thing is very low. , more likely.

It was the bull rider who got the secret.

Since then, he has disappeared in the rivers and lakes, and has not appeared anywhere for hundreds of years. Until that great flood, he rescued Xu Ling.

Among them, there must be a reason!

The crying face naturally knows what he said.

After thinking for a moment, he nodded.

Then the Laughing Man blew a loud whistle.

There were two crashes in the night sky, and a huge blue pigeon descended from the sky and landed in the palm of the smiling man.

The smiling man held the plump pigeon and said to the pigeon's head: The demon road and fairy treasure are about to open, go to Jiangnan Wangfu to shake people.

Cuckoo.

Pigeon Pole nodded, and then flapped its wings into the sky.

The crying face muttered, I hate all pigeons.

Puff——

Before he finished speaking, there seemed to be something fresh and hot in the sky that landed on his shoulder.

...

Somewhere thousands of miles away from Xuling County.

Among the mountains, there are several exquisite thatched cottages.

Xiao Ma Liang and Mo Xian were brought here by Lao Niu, and they have lived a shameless life for a while.

A cow plows the field and a girl weaves cloth, and an ox carries water and a girl waters the garden.

It's like a paradise.

On this day, the moonlight covered the ground, and Ma Liang woke up suddenly from his dream.

He walked out of the thatched cottage with a feeling in his heart, and saw Lao Huang sitting in the courtyard with a bull's head on his head, staring blankly at the south in a daze.

Ma Liang walked over and asked, What's wrong with you?

The tauren looked at him for a while, and then said sullenly: There are some things I should do.

Is it dangerous? Ma Liang asked cautiously.

Probably. The tauren scratched his head, But I'm not afraid, I'm only worried...

Are you worried about me? Ma Liang thought sharply.

Yeah. The tauren nodded: I'm worried that you don't know how to control yourself.

Ma Liang blushed.

Don't be obsessed with painting, but also read more. Tauren urged.

Oh, you said this. Ma Liang breathed a sigh of relief.

Huh? The tauren was taken aback, What do you think?

Eh. Ma Liang looked nervous, and quickly changed the subject: Can you tell me what you are going to do?

The tauren thought straightforwardly, and immediately replied: My former master...he is a very powerful big man, so powerful...I am such a stupid bull, after he taught me, I became wise.

He may have lived for thousands of years, but he still died in the end. After he died, he left behind a treasure, and that treasure will be opened soon.

I know this before anyone else. I wanted to take you in and secretly take out a little, which is enough for you to enjoy for a lifetime.

Who knew it was that pen you brought out, it almost hurt yourself.

Now...that treasure is finally about to be opened, I think he doesn't want those treasures to fall into the wrong hands.

I'm going to protect it.

Xiao Maliang thought for a while, then stood up suddenly, patted the Tauren's tall shoulder reluctantly, and said with serious eyes: I won't stop you, but you must come back safely.

The tauren smiled innocently: I know what to do.

...

laugh--

A strong wind blew across the night, and there were vaguely ghosts crying.

In a remote alley in Hangzhou Mansion, a few ferocious ghosts suddenly appeared. They looked ferocious and frightened, and they scrambled to escape.

As soon as he got out of the alley, several ghost figures froze suddenly.

Because on the street outside, there was actually a large group of living people surrounding them. At a glance, it might be more than a hundred people. Most of them were women, and they were staring at them with excited and fiery eyes.

The ghosts were dumbfounded.

It stands to reason that they have been transformed into ghosts for many years, but when have they received such treatment?

and……

These are obviously mortal women who have no power to restrain chickens. Are they... not afraid of ghosts?

Just at the moment when they were in a daze.

As soon as the wind passed behind them, the ghosts' brief trance ended, and they suddenly remembered why they wanted to run away.

I wanted to run again, but it was too late.

A cold black shadow flashed past and landed at the entrance of the alley.

And the ghosts who were a few feet away had already collapsed and turned into dust, and no one present could see his movements clearly.

But they could see his face clearly.

Exhibition name—

A female voice full of spirit opened the first scream, and after that, Yingying and Yanyan swarmed up in large numbers.

Zhan Liu's name Zhan Gui fell to the ground, and he was originally very chic. Seeing this scene, a flash of panic flashed in Liu Hai'er's eyes.

Sure enough, this is what happens when you shoot in Fucheng.

Even though I had already picked the middle of the night and came to an extremely remote place, I would still be squatted in advance every time.

Obviously, you have been very careful to keep it secret...

Inside the Chaotian Tower, there must be an inner ghost!

These admirers who swarm up are the most difficult to deal with. After all, they are also the category of the common people. If they turn around and leave, they will appear too unfriendly and not good for Chao Tianque's image. Besides, they often need the support of these people. If everyone greets them warmly, no one will be able to hold back this night...

Reluctantly, Zhan Liuming had no choice but to sign on the items they handed over first, and find another way to get out.

Surrounded by him, he could only reveal one raised hand.

Who does this handkerchief belong to? Sign it.

Who does this letter belong to? It's finished.

Who is this fan, write it down.

Whose bellyband belongs to... please put it on.

...

Just at this time, there was a sharp sound from the direction of Yangchun Street, and the sound of the dysprosium was lifted into the air.

Zhan Liuming raised his eyes, his expression froze, and he immediately showed relief.

There is an urgent task in the door, unfortunately we can't continue. He paused, and then shot towards the sky.

call--

A huge night owl flew low and took his figure away in an instant.

ah--

There were only screams one after another, and I don't know if it was excitement or reluctance.

Ye Xiao spread his wings and returned to Chaotianque's residence in an instant.

As soon as they landed, they saw many Xuanyi guards gathered.

Duan Zhang, the head of the station in a white robe, stood quietly at the front with a solemn expression.

He knew that something big was about to happen, otherwise he would never have summoned all the Xuanyis in Fucheng late at night.

Duan Baipao saw that Zhan Liuming came back, nodded his head, and then said in a deep voice: A vision descended from the sky on Mount Qi Niu in Xuling County. There is a divine thunder breaking the mountain. It is expected that a secret realm will be opened within three days.

With such power, it must be the place left by the mighty or even the land gods. All those above the middle stage of Shenhe, follow me to investigate. Those below the middle stage of Shenhe, stay in Fucheng to sit in charge.

Xuling County?

A flash of memory flashed in Zhan Liuming's eyes, and he remembered those strange people and the huge death star.

There is something extraordinary here.

...

At the end of the night, I returned to the Jiangnan Palace.

In the attic.

The Jiangnan King looked gloomy, facing the Huo Zhuge who had just arrived, and said: Maybe the people from the Demon Sect are about to move early.

Oh? Huo Zhuge frowned, What is your lord going to do?

A secret realm will be opened on Riding Niu Mountain, and I need help. Jiangnan Wang didn't tell him everything.

We are living in this palace, and it is our duty to be sent by the prince. Huo Zhuge pondered for a while, and said: It's just that these famous figures from the magic sect are not like ordinary worship, and what they do for the prince must be kept secret. ...

After all, these people are more or less carrying some bloody crimes on their backs. If they are found out, they will inevitably be in trouble.

King Jiangnan nodded, expressing his understanding of Huo Zhuge's concerns.

He also frowned and said, If it wasn't for the urgent matter and the fact that it was a bit tricky, I wouldn't want to use these famous people from the Demon Sect. It's just that this time... there is no other choice.

It's just... if things come to fruition, it might be of great help to our big event.

Huo Zhuge said: Your Highness has an order, so of course you dare not refuse. But I still want to advise you, the more the incident is imminent, the more you must not act lightly.

I have my own concerns. Jiangnan Wang finally said: I will talk to you about this incident in detail later. As long as it is done, it doesn't matter if you don't do it for now.

Huo Zhuge naturally stopped retorting, Well, I'll call a group of heroes for the prince!

After all, the two came to the balcony at one end of the attic side by side. Facing the vast back garden of the palace, Huo Zhuge turned his hand and pulled out a talisman.

Yanyue Sect's exclusive summoning talisman, only those with demonic energy can sense the information in it.

But he saw that he was making a formula with his left hand, and he was throwing the talisman upwards with his right hand.

Shhhhhh!

It was as if a firework rose into the sky, piercing the sky in an instant, and then exploded into a firework, which was gorgeous and dazzing.

With a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other!

Although the people from the Demon Sect had been raised for many days, the King of Jiangnan never summoned them. If it's okay, he doesn't want to see all these strange and rebellious weirdos.

But at this time, due to some pressure, he had to move.

Raise soldiers for a thousand days and use them for a while. Huo Zhuge smiled and said, I believe they will never let the prince down.

I believe it too. Jiangnan Wang also showed a dark and incomprehensible smile.

Then……

half an hour passed...

Jiangnan Wang blinked, Where are people?

Huo Zhuge also frowned deeply, It shouldn't be, no matter which branch of the Demon Sect, you must gather together when you see the Summoning Talisman. This is the rule set by Lord Yin back then.

What's more, I made an agreement with them before leading them into the palace.

Even if someone moves slower, it shouldn't be that none of them show up...

The Jiangnan King was a little displeased, and said, Is it because the photo was too short just now, why don't you take another photo?

Although Huo Zhuge felt that this statement was stupid, he had no choice but to summon him again.

With a flip of his hand, he played a Summoning Talisman again.

Shhhhhh!

Another cloud piercing arrow!

Then……

After another half hour...

Shhhhhh!

The third cloud piercing arrow.

Jiangnan Wang looked at Huo Zhuge.

Huo Zhuge looked at King Jiangnan.

looked at each other.

A trace of cold sweat slipped across Huo Zhuge's forehead, and he whispered:

I think... there must be something wrong.

I wrote this chapter while watching the s10 finals, and the more I wrote, the more depressed I became, ah Xiba, I feel so uncomfortable.