I Can’t Be a Sword God

boom--

In the quiet autumn night, there was a sudden roar in Deyun Temple, which resounded through Shilipo.

The fox girl turned over and woke up in an instant. The sensitivity she had trained in the wild for many years made her lie on the ground immediately, with her tail raised.

His eyes were shining brightly, and he looked around.

The little koi stared wide-eyed, raised a dull hair, and looked dazed. After thinking about it, she felt that she was still a little sleepy, then covered her head with the quilt, and fell asleep again.

But soon Miss Xiaoliu lifted her quilt: Don't sleep, come out and have a look.

The little koi was dragged out by her with eyes closed, and floated out all the way... like a fish in her lotus pond...

Wanli Feisha lived closest to the explosion site, and immediately sprang up like a flying shot, turned into a quick smoke and ran out of the house. After running for a few miles, he stopped abruptly and rubbed his eyes. When the night wind blows, he wakes up a little. .

Only then did I realize that I was no longer on the road.

Shouldn't we just go back and see what happened?

Li Chu put on his Taoist robe calmly, came to the yard, and looked towards the place where the explosion occurred.

There was the room of the little genius doctor, a temporary hut.

Gone now...

There was only a cloud of black smoke.

It wasn't until everyone gathered in the courtyard that the little genius doctor came out of the smoke with a smoked pig's head on his head.

Hey—I've hit it, I've hit it! he shouted as he ran out.

Wanli Feisha asked angrily: What did you hit?

I have been poisoned!

After rushing out of the smoke, the little genius doctor quickly took out a bunch of bottles and cans from his arms, mixed it for a long time, and poured it down in one gulp. After that, the blackness on the face dropped rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Huh— He breathed a sigh of relief, and then raised his head excitedly: I have found a way to deal with the Creation Pill, and it will definitely work this time.

Really? Everyone looked at him suspiciously, and then looked at the small piece of ruins behind him.

Hmm! The little genius doctor raised his head again, It's just that there is a neutralizing substance that can reconcile the thirty-eight major medicines, and I have already figured out what it is.

In a blink of an eye, he looked at Li Chu expectantly: Let's go gather medicine.

Li Chu looked at him calmly: I have no objection to picking herbs in the middle of the night, but I suggest you wear some clothes.

Only then did the little genius doctor realize that he had been bombed just now, and his whole body was in tatters and naked.

Oh— he sighed, It's cheap for you.

...

The next day, dusk.

At the foot of the cassock mountain.

The neutralizing substance mentioned by the little genius doctor is called Xuanqingdan.

The property of this medicine is watery and cold, and it usually grows underwater. It is recorded in Xuanhuweng's Kyushu Treasures of Medicine that the nearest place where Xuanqingdan may grow in Hangzhou is Kaasa Mountain.

Kasao Mountain is not far from Yuhang Town. There are many pools on it, and there are many mountain streams, with clear springs flowing.

Along the way, the little genius doctor covered half of his face with a cloth, only showing a pair of eyes, which were full of eager light.

It can be seen that he really loves and is obsessed with medicine.

In the village under the cassa mountain, two white-haired old men stood under the big tree at the entrance of the village, watching the sunset quietly, without speaking.

It wasn't until Li Chu and the little genius doctor passed the big tree that the two old men started talking.

Oh, I heard that goblins are haunting the cassock mountain again.

Yes... another old man replied: A water dragon came to the little bitan. My little grandson and the others went down to the river to play that day. They saw it with their own eyes! They were terrified!

That goblin doesn't eat children?

No, I heard that there seems to be treasures formed under the water of Xiaobitan, and the monsters are here specifically for the treasures.

I don't know what kind of treasure it is, it can grow under the water pool.

Hearing the conversation between the two old men, the little doctor's heart moved.

He stepped forward and asked: You two old men, we are doctors who come to the mountain to collect herbs. I would like to ask, where is the little Bitan you mentioned?

The old man on the left smiled and said, Xiaobitan is the tallest pool on the top of Kasao Mountain. Although it is not big, it is the most beautiful. It is emerald green all year round.

The old man on the right said: If you want to go up the mountain, you must be careful. There are not only jackals and beasts that can't be beaten cleanly, but also monsters.

It's okay, my Taoist friend is dedicated to subjugating demons. The little genius doctor pointed to Li Chu, then cupped his hands and said, Thank you two old men.

Hehe. The old man on the left smiled, If we can subdue the monster on the mountain for us, it should be thanks to you two from the whole village.

The little genius doctor and Li Chu went up the mountain.

The two old men also finished explaining their brief plot, and re-entered the mode of quietly watching the sunset.

Or maybe, when the next young hero passes by, they may repeat the previous conversation.

...

After listening to the words of the two old men just now, it is very likely that little Bitan has grown black gallbladder.

The law of Xuan Qingdan's growth is to choose high and not low, choose deep and not shallow.

The same mountain, it's usually at the highest point. The same pool, it's usually at the deepest.

If it can attract the treasure-protecting monsters, it must be the mature Xuanqing gallbladder. Only the mature Xuanqing gallbladder can emit the fragrance that attracts monsters. The little genius doctor said on the way up the mountain.

Li Chu had already probed his mind to the top of the mountain, and saw the clear pool. Although the sense of breath would be slightly blurred through the deep pool, the impact was not too great.

In the highest pool on the top of the mountain, there are indeed two long figures with a cold breath, one is relatively ordinary, and the other has an extremely weak breath.

Presumably it is the water flood that the two old people said.

Not one, but two.

There were many other auras around the mountains, so he didn't care.

Soon, the two came to the top of the cassock mountain and saw the small and exquisite pool of water.

The moonlight paves the ground, and the clear pool is quiet.

Like silver inlaid with jade.

Did you see that shadow? The little genius doctor pointed to the middle of the pool and asked.

Looking at the past, Li Chu did see a black shadow, and the surrounding area was illuminated by the moonlight, only there seemed to be no light.

That's why you must come to collect herbs at night. There are black galls underwater, and the moonlight is not visible on the water, so there is guidance. He said: Follow this shadow vertically, and there must be black green galls at the bottom of the water!

The whole process went very smoothly.

Immediately, Li Chu asked the little genius doctor to wait on the shore. Relying on protecting his body with water drops, he jumped down.

Once in the water, it feels familiar again.

This little Bitan is not big, but rather deep. It took a long time to go down to the bottom of the pool. There is not a cave here.

Going deeper along the cave in the water, and after a while, finally reached the end.

In the depths of the cave, there are indeed two water dragons.

These two water dragons are huge, estimated to be seven to eight feet long, and the thinnest part is also more than a bucket. They are entrenched together in this river cave, which is quite cramped.

One of them was covered with tiny black scales. When it saw Li Chu coming in, it immediately stared at its black and yellow vertical pupils vigilantly, raised its head, and let out a low voice: Roar——

And the other white-scaled water dragon is still entrenched in place, motionless, although it also opened its vertical pupils, but there is very little charm in the pupils.

Looking at the lower half of its body, nearly half of it has already festered, and it seems to be entangled by a mass of black matter, which looks extremely painful.

These two water dragons didn't have much resentment, so they probably didn't do anything harmful. Just now I heard from the two old people that some children went down into the pool, but they were only scared away by them, and they didn't hurt a bit.

Thinking of this, Li Chu stopped the thought of drawing his sword.

He wants experience points very badly, but he will never get them by killing innocent people indiscriminately.

Look to the side.

Not far from the place where the white-scaled water dragon was entrenched, there were a few long, narrow and transparent grass-leaf-like plants, fluttering on the bottom of the water, and a pure white, fist-sized fruit was clustered on the tip of the grass blades, which seemed to be full of energy. suet.

According to the map shown to him by the little genius doctor, this is the Xuanqing Gallbladder.

Li Chuzheng wanted to negotiate with these two water dragons to see if he could take Xuan Qingdan away peacefully without harming them.

Seeing the half-body of the black-scaled water dragon that had been staring at him for a long time stood up, he uttered viciously: Are you another minion of the Jiangnan Palace? If you dare to take another half step forward, I will fight you to the death!

Um?

Li Chu frowned. Is it Jiangnan Palace again?

Is this name appearing more frequently recently?

Before he could reply, he saw the white-scaled water dragon struggling to get up: Husband! Don't... let me go with him.

It turned to look at Li Chu again: Anyway, all you want is the luck beast. I am Baiyujiao, and my luck is a thousand times stronger than it. If you have to hurt my husband, then I will kill myself here. I will never let you do what you want.”

My lady! the Hei Lin Shui Jiao roared and resisted: No, we two must live and die together!

Husband... I have been under the spell of that traitor, and it will only increase the pain if I persist... Why don't you go by yourself, let's get along with each other, it's better to forget each other...

Lady!

Husband!

Please wait a moment...

The lingering relationship between them awakened some familiar memories of Li Chu, and he quickly raised his hand, skipping all the dialogue.

You may have misunderstood, I have no hostility towards you, I am here to collect medicine.

Um?

The two water dragons were entangled together, expressing their deep affection. When I first heard him say that, I was a little suspicious, a little surprised, a little embarrassed...

Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence...

You really said it earlier...

Li Chu pointed to Xuan Qingdan at the side again: I need this thing when I come this time.

The black-scaled water dragon shrank its body embarrassingly, leaving only one head standing upright, but the tone was still not kind:

Of course it won't work! My wife is tortured by a spell, and she can barely fall asleep only by relying on the medicinal fragrance of Xuanqingdan. If you take it away, what should we do?

Li Chu scanned the wound of the white-scaled water flood dragon with his qi-watching technique.

The strange black air lingered in the wound, entangled with the flesh and blood of the water dragon, making the wound unable to heal, and instead it became bigger and bigger. Taking a closer look, it seems that the black air is composed of countless tangled black lines...

Like a curse.

Li Chu picked up the seal formula with his right hand, walked towards Bailin Shuijiao and said, Let me try it.

The Black Scaled Water Flood Dragon was furious: You are so bold, my wife, do you want to try too?

Li Chu glanced at it and said, I mean... let me try to heal it.

Then he raised his finger, boom——

A small sun was born out of the sky, and in the water, the golden light of the Little Bodhi Mantra instantly illuminated the entire cave! Even through the cave.

The black-scaled water dragon retreated abruptly: It's so dazzling.

Miraculously, with the golden light shining, the cloud of black air wrapped around the wound of the white-scaled water dragon slowly dissipated, and finally disappeared without a trace.

When Li Chu withdrew the Little Bodhi Curse, most of the original wounds on its body had recovered, leaving only a shallow layer of flesh wounds.

As long as there is no black lacquer entanglement, the wound can heal automatically.

Li Chu's understanding of the Little Bodhi Mantra has deepened a lot.

This mantra is in my own hands, and it has the magical effect of clearing almost all negative states and blessing positive states. But like the Good Fortune Pill, since it is not in a negative state, but has completely changed its form, there is no way to do it.

This kind of spell should also belong to the category of negative state, so he dared to go forward and try it.

Ah! Bailin Shuijiao exclaimed in surprise: Thank you, Daoist!

The attitude of the black-scaled water dragon also changed greatly. If it had knees, it would have already knelt down. At this time, it couldn't help but nodded at Li Chu: Thank you, Daoist, for saving my wife! I was anxious and disrespectful earlier, but I still don't know how to deal with it. Please do not blame the priest!

No need to thank you. Li Chu waved his hands and asked again: You just said that people from Jiangnan Palace are arresting you?

The black-scaled water dragon nodded again and again: That's right!

My surname is Jiao, and my name is Jiao Hei. This is my wife, and my name is Jiao Bai. He began to tell.

Li Chu blinked, thinking that the names of the two surnames Jiao were chosen hastily.

We originally lived in the section from the Liuhua River to the mouth of the sea. We have always practiced peacefully and never dared to harm anyone.

Who would have thought that the Jiangnan Prince's Mansion suddenly frantically captured luck beasts in the Hangzhou Mansion. My wife, who is a white jade dragon, was also targeted by them. They chased us all the way from the Liuhua River to this place.

The black-scaled water dragon said angrily.

Hearing this, Li Chu was thoughtful.

Speaking of luck beasts...

The most famous one is naturally koi.

Could it be?

At the time when the black-scaled water dragon was complaining, he had obtained the consent of the two demons and took away the black gallbladder. Although Xuan Qingdan is a natural and earthly treasure, which can suppress pain, it is of little significance to the nearly cured Shui Jiao.

Jiao Hei continued on the sidelines:

One of them used spells, and he was particularly difficult to deal with. He used spells to hurt my wife, and he couldn't recover no matter what. He trapped us here, and he must be spying on him somewhere. I hope we can't hold on anymore. , come and catch again.

Um?

Li Chu frowned when he heard this.

If there are villains watching outside, will it be bad for the little genius doctor? He hurriedly put away the black gallbladder, jumped up, and headed towards the water.

What are you afraid of?

As soon as he came out of the water, he saw the little genius doctor lying on the ground with his eyes closed, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

And in front of him stood a middle-aged man in a strange costume.

This person is Mr. Wu from Jiangnan Palace.

...

Mr. Wu was indeed here to catch those two water dragons.

There's no way, there's something wrong with the spell I cast against the colorful koi last time. Lord Cthulhu lost contact for many days, and when contact was re-established, Lord Cthulhu demanded more and more.

If he doesn't work hard, he won't be able to satisfy Lord Cthulhu.

However, almost all the Daoist Qi Luck Beasts in the Hangzhou Mansion were caught, and it was hard to find this white jade dragon. Trapped them here after days of stalking and stalking.

He was staring at the lake with supernatural powers from a distance, but the white flood dragon was under his vicious witch spell, and there was no other waterway underneath, they would come out sooner or later.

Unexpectedly, two more people came, and he wanted to clean it up, but suddenly found that there was an acquaintance among them.

That handsome outrageous little Taoist priest.

hehe.

Unexpectedly, he actually delivered it to the door by himself.

It's really where we don't meet... There is a way to heaven, you don't go... There is no way to hell, you choose yourself...

Seeing Li Chu's figure, he immediately changed his mind, and he appeared only after Li Chu got into the water, subduing the little genius doctor with spells.

The little genius doctor has some cultivation, but the exercises he practices are all in the direction of medical treatment, and they are all part-time, purely in terms of combat effectiveness...

Probably 50/50 with small koi.

Mr. Wu restrained him, intending to threaten him to hand over the koi after the little Taoist came out.

Then……

He waited until Li Chu.

Li Chu looked at him, frowned and asked, Are you from the Jiangnan Palace?

That's right, the two underwater dragons told you that? Little Taoist priest, you probably don't know, but I've seen you. Mr. Wu said with a smile.

You ever met me?

Yes, I know you have a colorful koi.

Mr. Wu picked up the little genius doctor, If you want your friend to be fine, then you can exchange that colorful koi.

Li Chu looked at him strangely: Why should I change?

Um?

Mr. Wu didn't quite understand what he meant, but he could tell that the little Taoist priest was not afraid of his threat.

So his face darkened, and he shouted: If you don't hand over the colorful koi, I will kill this person! Aren't you afraid?

Certainly.

As soon as Li Chu raised his hand, Mr. Wu stood there stiffly, without time to do anything...Only messy thoughts could run wild in his mind.

Damn...he was really not afraid.

But why would he have...

Fairy!

This little Taoist actually knows how to hold the body?

Mr. Wu was overwhelmed with horror, hating that the people working under him were still too crude to even find out such news.

But it's too late...

No, it's not too late!

For ordinary cultivators, the body is controlled, the true qi cannot flow, the seal cannot be done, and no supernatural powers can be displayed.

The same is true for witchcraft.

However, he still has a life-saving move to suppress the bottom of the box.

That is……

The one that Lord Cthulhu promised to him...

In exchange for ten times luck...

God descend!

Although it is not reconciled to use it here, once it falls into the hands of this little Taoist priest, there will be no good end!

He has always been a fierce and decisive character, and he didn't hesitate much. Gritting his teeth, he chanted the name of the evil god in his mind and prayed frantically.

My Lord Evil God! Come and save your believers.

I request to use once...

Your god descends!

boom--

In the dark starry sky in the Sea of ​​Consciousness, the door suddenly opened. And in an instant, it spread to the world. Above his head, a huge black light curtain opened up in an instant!

The night sky seemed to be torn apart——

In the light curtain, infinite evil spirit descends!

Accompanied by the roar of space being crushed!

Rumble rumble——

My followers...

I will save you from all troubles.

I am supreme...

My coming will take you away from falsehood.

A silver-white evil spirit slowly descended from the light curtain, from bottom to top, like a true god, descending into this space bit by bit.

Hearing this voice, Li Chu suddenly felt... why is it vaguely familiar?

I asked you for...

I will repay you a hundredfold.

I bestow upon you...

I don't ask for anything in return.

My name spreads to the Three Realms—

I……

?

I'm a shitty horse!

...

...

...

I have been looking forward to Wanding badge for a long time, thinking it was grabbed in the early morning, but who knew that it suddenly appeared just now... I suddenly felt that it was a bit dull... It can't dilute my pain in the slightest.

This is really the first time for me to write a novel with so many characters...the first time it was recommended...the first time it was put on the shelf...the first time I received the manuscript fee...the first boutique...the first time ten thousand subscriptions...the distance from the book opening Just over three months, I feel a little disillusioned in life.

Thank you all for your support.

Still the same sentence, sincerely and fearfully, make persistent efforts.