I Can’t Be a Sword God

I am a donkey spirit born and raised outside the Hangzhou government.

Now that the matter has been brought to light, Dongfang Er no longer conceals it, and simply confesses it honestly.

I'm a barely-shaped monster, and I was born in Yeluzi. Even if I haven't done anything bad, Chaotianque will not allow me to live in the city.

But I really yearn for human life, so I had no choice but to sneak into the city. I don't dare to use demon magic, and I don't dare to get close to yamen, Taoist temples, temples, etc., and just live an ordinary life.

Li Chu thought to himself, this is similar to a black household without household registration.

You can live normally, but you must not have anything to do. Once something happens and you need to come into contact with officials, it will be terrible.

There are not a few monsters like me in Hangzhou Mansion. I know at least dozens of them. We support each other in the city and live comfortably.

A while ago, two big monsters came suddenly. They claimed to be emissaries of the Alien Monster Sect, and their skills were terribly high. They said they wanted to open up forces here and wanted to recruit us.

They offered a lot of benefits, such as helping us to improve our cultivation, and they also gave me the Magic Pill... I and a few partners couldn't resist the temptation and joined them.

Heaven and earth conscience, we had never heard of the Yiyao Sect before joining the group. Only after joining the group did we know how notorious they are in the Western Regions.

It's just that we can't quit, so we have to go on like this. We haven't done anything harmful since we joined, because our skills are low, and we are only responsible for some small things.

The Yiyao Sect has a stronghold in the city. The gold, silver and jewels of the Yiyao Sect are hidden in the stronghold. The amount is astonishing. Our task is to guard there day and night.

A surprising amount of gold, silver and jewelry?

Li Chu was keenly aware of the elements in his words.

right.

Dongfang Erben said this on purpose to attract their attention, but he didn't expect Li Chu to be so easily hooked.

There is simply no hiding it.

So he exaggeratedly said: The Yiyao Sect transported treasures from all over the place to hoard here, and the gold and silver piled up into mountains! It is enough to buy half of Hangzhou Mansion! It must be a big move! But they are short of manpower, so they can only recruit us as guards. Anyway, I don’t worry that we trash fish dare to betray.”

At this time, there are only a few little demons whose cultivation level is almost the same as mine...

If you are willing to let me go, Taoist priest, I can take you there, use your cultivation to subdue them, and take away the treasure, it's easy.

Li Chu turned his gaze.

I have to say that the name Li Bancheng moved him a little bit.

But he still rejected the proposal without thinking: To make a mistake is to make a mistake, and no amount of treasure is a reason to offset your crime.

Xiao Daoist! Dongfang E panicked, Are you willing to not do this?

Who said I don't want it anymore? Li Chu asked back.

He pulled out the Chunyang sword, and tilted it slightly, revealing the yang-like blade, At first, I just wanted to send you to Chaotian, but now... I will kill you without saying anything.

Clam?

Dongfang E was taken aback by the light of the Chunyang Sword.

Unexpected.

This little Taoist has such a white face and such a dark heart!

He gritted his teeth and confessed: Okay, you untie my restraint, and I'll take you there!

Li Chu thought for a while, and untied the acupuncture points on half of his body. In fact, he wouldn't be able to escape even if he was completely untied, but just in case, I still saved a hand. In this way, even if he can use the demon method to escape again, he will not be flexible anymore.

Both hands, no matter for humans or demons, are very important tools - when performing magical powers.

So, on the street that day, many people saw such a scene.

A poor but tenacious hemiplegic patient struggled to drag half of his body forward with one leg.

Followed by two young men with healthy limbs, they not only watched with cold eyes, but also urged them from time to time.

...

Luo's abandoned garden.

It is a once extremely prosperous garden by the Liuhua River, which belonged to the rich Luo family in Hangzhou a hundred years ago. It's just that it has been abandoned for a long time now, there are many cobwebs in the garden, and there are few pedestrians.

In fact, the controller behind this abandoned garden is the Yiyao Gate. They built their strongholds underground in this deserted garden, cutting off countless unnecessary sightlines.

Outside the abandoned garden, separated by a street with few pedestrians, the three of Li and Chu hid behind the woods on the other side.

There is a monkey-shaped rock under the rockery in the abandoned garden. Turn left three times towards it and turn right three times to open the entrance behind the rock and enter the ground.

Dongfang'e said: There should only be a few little demons with low morals, and they are easy to deal with.

Li Chu visited with his mind and scanned the general terrain.

I see. Then he nodded and said to Wang Longqi, Look at him.

With that said, he sealed Dongfang E's acupuncture points all over his body again.

Then he went into the garden alone.

As soon as Li Chu left, Wang Longqi looked at Dongfang'er with a smirk.

Hey, let's play a game. He raised his hand and said, Rock paper scissors, the winner slaps the loser, how about it?

Dongfang Er's eyes trembled.

At this moment, he couldn't move, his hands were tightly clenched into fists...

Wang Longqi made a statement without saying a word.

Oh, I won.

After finishing speaking, he slapped Dongfang Er on the face.

After the fight, he raised his hand again and took out a pair of scissors, Oh, I lost.

But you can't move...you can't hit me, I can only continue to hit you, what should I do? You're so angry.

Snapped!

After being humiliated one after another, Dongfang E's eyes flashed a hint of viciousness.

Let's fight, let's see how long you can be arrogant!

You two idiots don't even know that under the abandoned garden, besides the little demon whose strength is almost the same as mine, there is also an angry envoy from the Alien Demon Sect stationed there!

In fact, there is no treasure in it at all, I just deceived them.

When the little Taoist priest is killed by the envoy of anger, his supernatural powers will be resolved by himself, then...

He looked at Wang Longqi coldly... Pa!

I want you to survive... Crack!

I can't beg to die... Crack!

Fuck, stop hitting... Slap!

It hurts... Crack!

...

Li Chu came to the abandoned garden according to what Dongfang E said, and he saw the monkey-shaped rock behind the rockery at a glance.

Go forward, turn left three times, turn right three times.

There was a rumbling sound, and a faint tunnel really opened under the rock!

Li Chu flashed in and appeared underground in an instant.

Below the dungeon, there were really a few people guarding it. According to Dongfang'er, they were all little demons who were almost the same as him.

Seeing Li Chu coming in, they immediately stopped him.

Li Chu raised his hand, one, two, three, four...

Bang bang bang bang.

After a while of roll call, he stopped.

One more, and he went deep into the tunnel again.

There seems to be a dungeon locked with iron chains, and the last monster is in front of the dungeon.

His attire was a little strange, heavy robes, with a bronze mask that seemed to be set on his face, and a scowling look was carved on the mask.

Looking at this outfit, it should not be a trash fish.

But it doesn't matter...

Just as Li Chu was about to make a move, a strong evil spirit suddenly burst out from the monster.

It's working its magic!

This demon is the envoy of anger, one of the four envoys of joy, anger, sorrow and joy in the Yiyaomen.

What it is displaying at this time is its own supernatural power, Wuminghuo!

This ray of nameless fire has no shape, no quality, no roots and no reason, but it is deeply rooted in everyone's heart.

Once the supernatural power is triggered, the practitioner will be furious first, even lose his mind, and kill at will, and then he will be burned to death by the three thousand nameless fires around him!

It can be described as terrifying.

but……

This supernatural power fell on Li Chu, and the effect seemed somewhat unsatisfactory...

It can't be said that it has no effect, but it still has a little effect. Li Chu really felt that there was a trace of faint, unreasonable anger in his heart.

He only had one target in his eyes, and his anger was naturally transferred to this person.

Originally, he just wanted to pinpoint this monster.

But now he's angry...

So Li Chu drew out his sword...

The envoy of anger probably never dreamed that the god of death almost missed him just now.

I pulled it back with my strength...

a sword.

With a bang, the sun is shining brightly!

Needless to say the end.

After hastily killing the envoy of anger, the faint anger in Li Chu's heart dissipated instantly. At this time, he also guessed that the monster had disturbed his state of mind with magic just now.

But……

According to the usual practice, while angering himself, shouldn't he take the damage and let others do the damage?

Throwing away his messy thoughts, he walked forward full of expectations and came to the iron gate.

What I saw was not mountains of gold and silver, but a...unkempt, radiant-eyed, pitiful...young man.

Who are you? Li Chu asked him at the same time.

Cough. The man coughed lightly, stroked his hair, and replied very solemnly:

This king, Ji Baxiao!