I Can’t Be a Sword God

In the early morning of the next day, Li Chucai left Lanluo Temple and came to the hiding place of the monk Shenmu outside the forest to meet him.

Did you... come here last night?

No.

Not once?

never.

It seems that... can't it?

Probably not.

well.

...

The two looked at each other, feeling a little confused.

Li Chu looked like ordinary people except for his unusually handsome appearance. If you can't hide those ghosts in this way, it means that any disguise is useless.

Could it be that ghosts are not harming people in Lanluo Temple at all? He questioned.

The monk Shenmu touched his big bald head: No, there is no more suitable place than this temple...

Or there is someone manipulating the ghost behind it, so they know how to avoid it. Li Chu said again.

But even you can't draw them out... Monk Shenmu said, Could it be that we can find a real scholar?

Li Chu suddenly said: It's not impossible.

Shenmu waved his hand and said: This is a ghost encounter, not a joke. Even if you and I can guarantee that we can take good care of people, who would dare to believe us?

Li Chu said slowly: I have a friend...

Um?

He's quite experienced in this area.

...

In the deep mountains, there is an incomparably huge cave.

A young man in Taoist robes, followed by a giant-like man, two figures walked into it, one in front and one behind.

Although the cave is not dark, it makes people feel chills down the spine. Because there are countless black strands hanging down on both sides of the cave wall, which seem to be human black hair, or willow branches without roots.

The giant was walking, maybe bored, he grabbed a piece of this black thread, pulled it, but it didn't break.

He suddenly felt excited, and with a few percent of his strength, he pulled hard, and with a click, he finally tore one of them.

It's just that this thread was broken, and the surrounding cave walls seemed to be in pain, and an Ouch! came out from nowhere.

The giant was startled.

Huo Zhuge hurriedly turned his head and said, In someone else's house, don't be careless!

Oh. The giant stuck out his tongue and followed closely behind him, not daring to move.

The two of them walked through the cave for a long time before they saw the radiance in front of them, and when they walked out, they saw another cave.

As soon as he walked out, he called out first.

Junior Huo Zhuge, come and pay your respects!

Several mountain spirit willow monsters had leafy hair on their heads, and their bodies hadn't fully grown yet. When they heard the sound, they gathered around and screamed strangely.

At this time, a lazy voice sounded from behind, Stand back, children, don't disturb the distinguished guests.

On one side of the cave, there are several extremely thick wooden bulges, like the roots of some trees in the ground. It's just that the root system is so thick, I don't know how tall the tree is.

On this smooth root system, there are neatly placed a reclining chair, a square table, and some wine and vegetables on the table.

On the reclining chair, a fat old woman was half lying down, dressed in emerald green robes, her disheveled hair was inserted with a few gold hairpins and jade hairpins, but it was still messy. The facial features are rough, but there are three points like a man.

It seems that she is also the master here.

Zhuge Huo hurriedly lowered his head, and said with a modest smile: Young man from the Demon Sect, how dare you call yourself a distinguished guest when you come to visit Grandma Liu without the liberty?

Hey, you are very polite. The old woman sat up and laughed in a sharp and ugly voice.

My cultivation base has grown by leaps and bounds in the past hundred years, all thanks to the Lord Yin Emperor who taught me the method of controlling ghosts and transforming yang. I will always remember the kindness of the Demon Sect. What's more, I have a good relationship with your grandma, and we have not been in touch for many years. Now that you come to my door, of course I will entertain you well.

While speaking, countless black threads suddenly protruded from the side, coming from nowhere. Bring tables and chairs for the two of them, and set them up for food.

After the things are arranged, these threads are withdrawn in an instant, as if the things appeared out of thin air.

The giant looked amusing, and wanted to grab one to prevent it from leaving. Huo Zhuge coughed lightly, and he quickly withdrew his hand and sat down obediently.

Grandma Liu looked at the giant man with great interest, and asked, Which family is he from? Even if I look at him, he looks a little familiar?

Hehe. Huo Zhuge smiled, It's the Golden Bodhisattva, it's just...he didn't live at home since he was a child, and we grew up together, like brothers.

Hearing this, the giant raised his face and said, Yes!

At the same time showing a bright smile.

Oh, it's actually King Jinfa's child, so it's honest and funny. Grandma Liu smiled again, and then asked, Okay, let's just talk about it, you came to me, what's the matter?

Huo Zhuge smiled slightly: Grandma speaks quickly, and the younger generation will not delay. I came here this time only because I got news that someone is going to Lanluo Temple to prevent the ghosts under grandma from absorbing yang energy, so I came here to tell you.

That's what you don't know.

Grandma Liu smiled and said: I raised ghosts outside Lanluo Temple to absorb Yang energy for me. I knew something would happen. So I hid them very deeply, and only allowed one ghost to absorb Yang energy every time. Qi, in such a rotation, I will collect Yang Qi every month.

Even if a cultivator comes to exorcise evil spirits, they can only eliminate one ghost. After a few days of dormancy, they can continue to attack. No matter how bad it is, if someone catches clues and ends up in a nest, it's just some ghosts. If it is not on my body, I can grow it again in ten days and half a month.

So things outside Lanluo Temple are very safe, and I never worry about it.

so……

Huo Zhuge pondered for a moment, and said bluntly: I will not hide it from grandma, that little Taoist priest who came to exorcise evil spirits is actually an enemy of my demon sect...

One of my masters who accompanied me this time was lost in their opinion. I don't know if it was killed by him... or by his master. Therefore, I have been keeping an eye on his movements. This time I saw him come to Lanluo Temple. I just remembered grandma, and I want to ask grandma to deal with him together.

Hey, then you should have said it earlier. Grandma Liu waved her hand, It's just a little Taoist priest, I'll just deal with it casually, so why bother to do it together.

Huo Zhuge said: This is a bit embarrassing...

Don't talk about it. With my friendship with your grandma, it's okay even if you come to me directly for help. What's more, the little Taoist priest is still going to Lanluo Temple this time to ruin my business.

While speaking, she suddenly stood up, Come with me.

good.

This Grandma Liu is also vigorous and resolute in her work, and she leaves as soon as she says.

Without saying a few words, he led Huo Zhuge and Vajra Nu out of the cave and rose against the wind.

Huo Zhuge chanted the mantra, followed by Yufeng.

The giant couldn't fly, so it ran along the ground, leaping up and down without falling behind.

In a blink of an eye, the three of them came to the willow forest outside Lanluo Temple, the old tree with deep holes.

Grandma Liu waved her hands and shouted, Open the door!

The tree hole didn't need anyone to lean in, it expanded by itself, and with the brilliance flashing, it turned into two tall wooden doors.

Grandma's method is really mysterious. Huo Zhuge praised: You can recreate the cave with your hands.

Not to mention, it's just a blindfold. Grandma Liu said, It's just my little trick, and few people in the world can find it.

She said with a smile, and before she finished speaking, she saw the door in front of her open, revealing the scene inside.

Inside was an empty cave.

Only the tree stump and the mirror remained in place in the cave.

There are a few faint ghosts floating in the air, that thing is like ghosts, corpses of ghosts, after the ghosts are eliminated, they may remain in the air for a few days before dissipating.

The smile on Grandma Liu's face disappeared instantly.

With her cultivation base, of course she could feel that there was a fierce collision of Yin Qi, and then...all the ghosts died.

Can't help but get angry.

He said he didn't care about the life and death of these little ghosts, but after all, it was a den that was painstakingly managed...

and……

If there were no two juniors around her, or if she hadn't said something boastful just now, she wouldn't be so angry...

Who did this... who did it?! Grandma Liu roared up to the sky.

Huo Zhuge said in a timely manner and in a low voice: The little Taoist priest I mentioned has some tricks, maybe he can do it.

Grandma Liu didn't want to believe it: My tree hole is so hidden, who can find it?

The giant behind him smiled: If no one can find out, then they can only kill themselves.

Huo Zhuge glanced at him hurriedly, motioning him not to talk nonsense, and then said: The Taoism has complicated supernatural powers, and everything is possible.

Hehe. Grandma Liu laughed angrily, Okay, then this time I will go to Lanluo Temple to guard myself, and kill anyone who passes by, and wait for that little Taoist priest to come again...

I want to see how clever his methods are!

Following her grinning a few times, the withered old tree twisted in pain, and the tree made a creaking sound!

Huo Zhuge lowered his head, a flash of light flashed in his eyes.

...

Is there a ghost sucking yang energy? Want me to use the beauty trick?

It's okay if you say so...

Looking at Li Chu and Shenmu in front of him, Wang Longqi fell into deep thought.

That's right. Monk Shenmu said: Those ghosts are not very powerful, but there may be someone manipulating them behind them, so they always avoid us. That's why we thought, find a real ordinary person to try.

Wang Longqi glanced at him and seemed worried.

Li Chudao: I will watch you from a distance, and if there is something, I can show up in time.

Wang Longqi touched his chin, still thinking about it.

The monk Shenmu took out a palm-sized golden Buddha statue and said, You can take this arhat dharma body with you, not only to ensure that your yang energy will not be lost, but also to take it out at critical times. Ordinary ghosts can be instantly killed !

This Buddha statue is gilded and lacquered, and it is quite heavy. It is obviously a good Buddhist instrument.

Wang Longqi took it, and then said: Actually, I only worry about one problem.

Huh? The two listened carefully.

This yang-absorbing ghost...is it a female ghost? Wang Longqi also asked very seriously.

Ah...uh. Monk Shenmu didn't seem to expect this question, paused, and then replied: The victims are all men. If ghosts want to attack, they will naturally transform into young women.

Wang Longqi asked again: Then the female ghost you mentioned, is she beautiful?

...

The monk Shenmu couldn't figure out what was going on in this person's mind, and answered after deliberation: It's not a question of whether she is pretty...

Ah, I went to the hospital again today... I'm tired of going there, but I'm afraid of death if I don't clean up my illness...