I Can’t Be a Sword God

When Li Xinyi came to the Renjiaji county government office, what he saw was this scene...

A group of bare-chested strong men punched and kicked like chicken blood in the courtyard of the county government office, vigorously.

Xie Ruilin interspersed in the middle, shouting twice from time to time.

Strength!

very good!

energetic!

They were bathed in the evening light, their muscles were swollen and golden, and the beads of sweat that flowed down were like golden particles. Occasionally they will collide with each other, making a powerful bang bang sound.

The whole picture is full of philosophical breath...

She couldn't help thinking to herself, no wonder Ren Jiaji has always loved making zombies since ancient times.

The people here... are too irritable...

Xie Ruilin was in high spirits watching the policemen practicing, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a well-groomed girl standing aside, and hurriedly stopped everyone.

Stop! Stop! Put on your clothes! Look at what you look like!

The head catcher Xie Da shouted, and at the same time he was the first one to put on his clothes, fasten his belt, and greeted him.

Girl, are you okay?

Li Xinyi was speechless for a while, and then took out the Chaotianque sign.

Xuanyiwei under Chaotianque Gate, Li Xinyi, I was ordered to get rid of zombies.

Oh, it's the Shangguan from Chaotianque.

Xie Ruilin had more experience in receiving Chao Tianque than Chow Tai Fook, but he was still very respectful, so he hurriedly asked everyone to line up to welcome him.

Li Xinyi quickly waved his hand: Don't be so troublesome...don't disturb your routine...practice.

No. Xie Ruilin was a little embarrassed, and quickly explained: A little Taoist priest came today and blessed our brother with a Buddhist law. Now I feel that the dragon is strong and the tiger is fierce, so I want to practice it. We usually don't do this .”

Li Xinyi looked at him strangely.

A Taoist priest... Blessed Dharma?

At this moment, after Li Chu went to the county government office, he packed up his room and turned around.

Xie Ruilin hurriedly called out: Xiao Daoist Li, this is Miss Li from Chaotianque.

When Li Chu saw an acquaintance, he smiled slightly, Long time no see.

Li Xinyi also smiled like a flower: It's really been a long time...

The last time Li Chu saw her, he still reported the situation of the Yiyaomen. Since then, Yuhang Town has been calm, and she has never seen the little Taoist priest again.

Xie Ruilin looked at her expression, and then looked at Li Chu's face, his expression suddenly became subtle, Miss Li... Xiao Daoist Li, do you know each other?

I heard the two say at the same time:

Xiao Daoist Li saved my life several times.

I have received many bounties from Miss Li.

Li Xinyi glanced at Li Chu and pursed his lips.

Xie Ruilin chuckled, and said: Then it will be much more convenient for the two of you to cooperate. I was worried that you would not deal with it.

He was really worried about this. If Chao Tianque himself was short of manpower, it would be easy to ask someone to help. But after Chao Tianque was notified by the local government, inviting others to come would easily cause displeasure on both sides.

Fortunately, the two are familiar with each other, so I can save myself trouble.

Li Xinyi also nodded, this is the truth.

To cooperate with Li Chu, you only need to shout 666 a little louder.

It's really convenient...

Moreover, the zombies in Renjiaji make trouble every year, which is not a big deal in Chao Tianque's eyes.

It's nothing more than flying stiff or jumping stiff, sending a Xuan Yiwei who is in a state of harmony is more than enough to deal with these.

Like the ghost general Qingjia who Li Chu had accidentally killed with a sword casually before, he was the most powerful existence in Feizoom.

He has practiced for hundreds of years, and possesses tricks, which is completely comparable to ordinary cultivators of Shenhejing.

If it is a flying zombie who has just turned into a dead body, it has no chance of winning in the face of a cultivator who possesses many supernatural powers and magic weapons.

Not to mention jumping stiff.

This time, the old man Ren of the Ren family was a jerk, so Chao Tianque didn't pay much attention to it.

So I picked someone who was more experienced from Xuanyiwei.

...

Every year Chaotianque will select an elite to handle the affairs of Ren Jiaji.

Walking in the town with Li Chu, Li Xinyi said.

Recently, it seems that the Hangzhou mansion is not peaceful. There is a big demon appearing in the world, and most of the people are called back to the city. Those who are still working outside are... the best of the best.

Oh? The big monster is alive? Li Chu was curious.

That's right, I heard that it was an ancestor demon that existed during the beginning of the world. Although a big monster of that level is generally not harmful to people, no matter what it does, if the aftermath spreads to Hangzhou Mansion, it may cause disaster, so we must Be on guard. Li Xinyi said.

En. Li Chu nodded.

He thought of the former Huaizu from Zhengqi Academy, who left a clone that could last for more than 800 years and possessed great power.

A monster of that level is indeed terrifying.

Not far away, they came to the Ren family mansion.

In many places, it is said that zombies will suck the blood of their loved ones first, but this statement is not accurate.

The reason is that there are the most zombies at the level of living zombies and jumping zombies, and this kind of zombies have not yet activated their intelligence, and their activities will follow the habits of their previous lives.

It will subconsciously go to the path before its death, and often return to the place it was familiar with before its death.

This place is often its home.

Going home, naturally it is very likely to hurt the blood of your loved ones.

The two policemen who were injured earlier also knew this common sense, so they patrolled around the Ren family mansion.

I thought it would be sunny and the zombies would not come out, but who knew that the old man was hiding in an earthen shed in a small road around Ren's house.

A policeman sneaked in to pee, and happened to bump into Mrs. Ren.

After it hurt people, it was forced to retreat by the crowd and jumped away in the direction of Yindang Mountain. Tiaozhi was already as powerful as a cow, bouncing like flying, and all mortals couldn't stop it in the open space, so they had to let it go.

But at night, it will probably come back.

The Ren family naturally welcomed the arrival of the two cultivators. Although their family also invited cultivators to guard their residences, the family worship in such a small town is naturally not enough compared to those under Chaotianque's gate.

In terms of the bluffing degree of the name, Li Chu is really not as good as Li Xinyi outside of Yuhang Town, which is the benefit of the big power.

However, the priest of the Ren family still insisted that he had made a lot of preparations, and he should try to deal with that zombie first.

Li Chu and Li Xinyi agreed.

After all, they came once and then left. This priest is going to beg for food all the time, so it's not too bad to let him show his hand.

Ren's house is not a traditional attic building, but a tube building.

The family members live around the building, and there is actually a space at the entrance of the building that is similar to an urn city.

In case of zombies breaking in, as long as the first and second gates fall down, they can be trapped inside. It can be seen that the rich experience accumulated after hundreds of years of struggle.

It's just that I'm going to use it on my family today.

Soon, it was dark.

The Ren family members all huddled in the surrounding building, watching through the window with trepidation.

People who can still fall asleep at night like this don't know how much experience they have.

Li Chu was sitting in the open space, as if he was meditating with his eyes closed, but in fact, the mind-eye technique had spread throughout the entire Renjiaji.

The enshrinement of the Ren family's town house is still introducing his gatekeeper formation to the son of Mr. Ren, the contemporary Mr. Ren.

Master Ren, after listening to the formation I prepared, you won't worry at all. I put twelve golden mace talismans on the second gate, and when the old man rushes over and touches this, it will be quite It was attacked by twelve spirit officials together. In addition to the heavy boulder gate blocking the way, it must not be able to push it open, what will it do? It will turn back.

But at this time, the first gate will also fall. Hehe, I put twenty fire department talismans on it, designed to defeat zombies! At this time, ten barrels of kerosene will fall from the sky! Coupled with fire department talismans The strength of it, it was like a thunderbolt that day.

Keep your father's bones gone! Haha!

...

After listening to Master Ren, without saying a word, he just snorted and walked away.

Huh?

The priest scratched his head, why did Mr. Ren seem unhappy?

At this moment, Li Chu opened his eyes, Here we come.

His voice was not loud, but it made everyone upstairs and downstairs tremble.

a moment later...

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The sound of heavy footsteps came, it was the sound of jumping forward.

It is true that jumping stiffness means that the hands and feet are stiff, but if you think that they are not flexible, you are wrong.

After being promoted to Jumping Stiffness, the zombie is not only hard and as strong as a cow, but also has a great increase in flexibility. It can jump three to five feet away in one step, and it can jump continuously. Ordinary people face jumping stiff, and there is no room for escape!

Here we come, we are ready to pull the brakes! The priest said loudly.

Boom!

With the sound of another heavy footstep, the figure of Mrs. Ren appeared.

It was wearing the robe it was wearing before it died, and the brocade was already tattered. Its skin was rotten and black, and it couldn't look like it was before birth.

At this time, even the most beloved children and grandchildren did not dare to look at it more.

Boom!

Another step, and it jumped between two gates!

Pull the gate! The priest shouted loudly, and the servants above him cut the rope.

Boom—boom!

With a heavy boulder falling to the ground, the second gate inside crashed down.

At the same time, the first gate in front also fell heavily. It must be at the same time, otherwise if there is a slight gap, they will be escaped by jumping stiff at an extremely fast speed.

Hearing two explosions inside, the zombie let out a roar of Aw--.

When the Ren family priest heard this cry, he happily teased Mr. Ren, Haha, your father fell into my trap, and I beat him into a fool!

Then, the fire oil above the urn city was dumped.

With a bang, the flames shot up, and the firelight leaked out from the gap!

Your father was burned inside! Your father was burned inside! Seeing that the plan went well, the priest of the Ren family was overjoyed, You heard how miserable it was!

Master Ren's lips trembled and he pointed at him, but he still didn't say a word for a long while.

I don't know where to start complaining...

The fire ignited for a long time, but the screams inside still continued.

Hiss. The priest of the Ren family couldn't help muttering, Why isn't your father dead yet...

Hmph! Master Ren finally flicked his sleeves and said angrily, If something goes wrong this time, you won't even get a penny!

At this time, I heard a bang!

The second gate near the enclosure was hit hard! It actually shook a bit.

What's going on here? If it's jumping stiff... absolutely can't have such great strength! Li Xinyi was also shocked.

Li Chu has been watching the situation inside with his mind and eyes, and now he said: Its qi has become stronger.

Boom!

Another thud.

Boom!

Amidst the trepidation of the entire Ren family, the huge stone gate that weighed a thousand catties was shattered!

A black shadow that was scorched black and rotted but became brighter and brighter rushed out!

My mother— the priest of the Ren family fell to the ground in fright, Your father has become paralyzed!

In the burning fire just now, not only did Old Master Ren not die, he was actually promoted to become a flying zombie!

This is beyond everyone's expectations!

Fei Zang already has intelligence, even though it has just been opened, it still remembers the person outside who has been looking forward to his death!

Just when it flew towards the offering suddenly.

Li Chu stood up, drew his sword, and chopped it down.

laugh--

A red dragon broke through the air, and after Li Chu's prediction in advance, it landed on Fei Zong exactly.

There was a bang.

Such a huge Flying Zombie, which was burned by countless flames and survived, just like that... disappeared out of thin air.

The priest of the Ren family thought for a moment that he was going to die, but at this moment he suddenly escaped with his life, and he was a little stupid.

He stared blankly at Li Chu, then at Master Ren who was also stunned beside him, and murmured: This little Taoist priest is capable of killing your father.

The Ren family who were peeping around the building, at that moment just now, were full of fear and had just reached the climax——

Then suddenly disappear.

At this moment, I feel a little empty in my heart...

Inexplicably, something seems to be missing.

Li Xinyi was used to this, and out of flattery, she applauded perfunctorily.

This is how Li Chu exorcises evil spirits.

Unpretentious...and boring.

Master Ren got up from the ground, looked at Li Chu tremblingly, and said, Xiao Daoist Li, is this the end?

He also couldn't believe it.

Li Chu shook his head.

No, it's not over yet.