I Can Talk to Cats

When Niuniu was put in a transparent cubicle specially opened for foster cats in the teahouse, Wang Jiamin, the first guest who reported every day, also arrived.

"Silver, I'm here!" The first time she came in, she rushed to Jinjila in the cat group.

The pure white Persian cat, who was still lying in the cat pot before, was caught. When pressed into his arms, it had conditioned reflex to stick to the ear of the plane. The furry little head was slammed into the mouth for a few seconds.

Until he was impatient, Jinjila put a meat pad on Wang Jiazhao's mouth and said: "Meow!" (It's almost OK, minion!)

The rejected body language can understand the meaning of the kitten even without translation.

"Then don't kiss anymore." The always naive and self-missing young lady was totally ill-tempered towards the kitten, and she walked in with it in her arms, indulgent and spoiled, "I will brush your hair!"

After brushing Bai Yin's hair for so many days, Miss Wang has already had a lot of experience in brushing and styling long-haired cats. Even without a teacher's self-study, she has two or three types of cats and can't see the first day. The clumsy look when brushing.

Song Xinmin who was watching the whole process: "..."

Although he has been working in this cat tea house for a while, he still can't understand the mentality of the cat slaves. They always feel that these tea guests, including Miss Wang, see the cat and look down like a cat. What kind of temperament is usually, the style of the picture changes dramatically when you touch the cat, and there is no principle.

Every time he saw their performance, he was thinking that some jokes on the Internet that people want to rule the earth through humans are not groundless.

Of course, the above is just thinking about it in my mind, and I will never say it.

Maybe it ’s because he stared at it for a long time, and Wang Jiamin, who felt the sight, hugged the cat and looked back at him. The face that was still sweetly smiling immediately displeased his mouth: "I think you ’re thinking My bad words. "

"No." Song Xinmin immediately denied and picked up the mop in his hand and continued to clean it upright.

Miss Xiu frowned, and just wanted to say something, Lin Lan had already come out of the foster room. When she saw Wang Jiamin, she handed a silicone brush: "Today, a small foster care boy came Cat, Miss Wang just pays a little attention. "

Yes, the foster room is also a special place for cats to comb hair. It is still good in winter. In the spring and autumn hair changing season, I will not brush the isolation. I ca n’t imagine how these ten cats will bring hair to the tea house. disaster. Seeing that Miss Wang was holding her heart so that she could start her routine service, Lin Lan reminded him a little. After all, even if the girl was in a cage, she was not afraid of what would happen.

But she forgot whether it would happen if the two cats were in the same room.

In the small cubicle, the blue cat Niuniu has been taken out of the narrow cat bag by Lin Lan and replaced by a comfortable big cat cage with two floors.

I just learned from the mouth of the human who can communicate with the cat that he was going to hunt for **** this time and had to go home for three days without going home. Niu Niu had been in shock and trance.

For three days, it had never been so far away from the minions in the family.

Are you used to it?

You come back, okay, okay. After the big deal, you can put your hand in its stomach to keep it warm.

Otherwise ... next time you will not deliberately set aside the table edge?

When I call it again, does it not pretend that I do n’t hear and ignore people?

Knowing that Qian Xuan had to conduct a dangerous long-distance hunt, Niu Niu rarely panicked. If Lin Lan was not sure that Qian Xuan would come back in three days, this blue cat would definitely be in a hurry and try to escape from the cage. It's not like a limp cat lying in a cage like now, flicking its tail weakly.

The simple kitten did n’t know that it was recorded by a sinister human in the phone secretly, and it was sent to his shoveling officer. While depressed, he saw a strange human holding another strange cat in. room.

Through the gap in the cage, Niu Niu clearly saw that the same kind was put on the cushion by the human, and ... lying down and combing her hair.

Wang Jiayang's movements are soft and skilled, and the tricks of cats are no longer the white level when he debuted. Silver was combed by her hair and she was lying down and posing, the belly and tail were touched casually, and even her limbs were spread out like cats Smooth hair.

"Snoring ..." The soothing little snoring started long ago.

When Wang Jiayang stopped, the Persian cat even stretched out her small paws to catch her hand, and screamed at her: "Mi Woo!" (Minions, don't stop, come again.)

"Okay, I'll comb it again." Miss Wang promised without principle, and now she can't see the willful little arrogance that always appears when she is a human being.

Head down very deep.

One person and one cat outside the cage were so refreshed and combed. The girl in the cage who had just left the **** officer was very upset when she saw this scene.

"Meow!" It stood up and yelled out of the cage.

Wang Jiamin, who was happy with the cat, remembered that Mr. Lin had said that there were other cats in the cubicle. Until she saw a blue cat inside, she realized that the empty cages in the room were real. It's not a decoration.

"It's a blue cat ..." She murmured casually.

"Meow!" The blue cat in the cage was still calling to this side, and even one paw was hooked in the gap fence of the cage. (The terrible technology is incomparable to the way my minions serve!)

Wang Jiamin did n’t know what the cat was calling, but he felt that it was n’t good in the meow from the contempt of his contempt, but he could n’t get substantive evidence like Song Xinmin ’s pretense, but when he looked confused, Baiyin, who had been lying obediently in front of him, suddenly groaned and raised his head to the blue cat.

The two cats were still groaning and groaning at the beginning of their throats, and then the sound became more and more scented with gunpowder, which developed into threatening hiss and ha.

Miss Da Wang, who had never encountered such a situation, was at a loss. Seeing that the two cats began to quarrel intently, she panicked and got up and pushed the door and ran out of the compartment to move the rescuers.

"It's not good!" Lin Lan, who was staying at the water bar and preparing today's share of pastries, heard such a voice, "Silver in the room and the foster blue cat are in trouble!"

Lin Lan immediately took off her gloves, and when she came out of the bar, she saw Miss Panic ’s panicked face and squawked for help: “No, I do n’t know why, the two cats suddenly quarreled.” She had no doubt if there was a cage At this time, the two cats will definitely fight.

After Wang Jiayang, Lin Lan hurried over, the cat she kept was always clever, and it should be impossible to take the initiative to pick things up, then the rest of the situation could only be the problem of Niuniu. Was it because she knew that Qian Xuan was not around for three days, and she began to make trouble because of her panic? Say something else ...

"Miaoaoaoao!" (In addition to brushing my hair, my minions will also give me various kinds of dried fish snacks, and I am reluctant to hit me when I drop her favorite cup!)

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!" [My servant, besides combing hair, will hug me every day and feed me. When I ride on her head, she will only be afraid that I will fall. She will buy me whatever she wants. !)

"His--" (My minions will give me a blanket in winter!)

"Ha--" (My minions treat me as a human cushion every day!)

Before the door was pushed open, Lin Lan heard the quarrels of the two cats with their ears against each other. The lengthened tones before the war were very harsh, and it was especially bluffing to humans, as if at any time There is a fierce battle.

But Lin Lan, who can understand cat language, only has a series of ellipsis to express his mood.

The cat masters are fighting for the salute of their respective minions. Should she step forward and interrupt or not?

After thinking for less than a second, Mr. Lin pushed the door directly into the house. She did not converge and moved. When she stepped in, she scared the two cats, which was also intentional.

"Okay, okay, don't be noisy." After picking up Jinjila on the ground, Lin Lan said helplessly to the two cats. "You chose all good **** officers. Their love for you is up and down. Yes, there is no need to divide the highs and lows. "

Jinjila in her arms immediately complained, and the voice replied Jiaowai in one second: "Mi Woo!" (Lan Lan, this stinky cat said that my exclusive minion combing technology is not as good as its home, and I am mad!)

"Then you continue to teach, she comes every day, and she will soon learn how to take care of you." Lin Lan placated it and looked up at the blue cat in the cage. "Niu Niu don't lose your temper, I Knowing that you want Qian Xuan, I communicated with her at lunch, and I will let you see her.

In two words, both cats calmed down, and Lin Lan also walked out of the compartment, handing the Persian cat to Wang Jiamin who had been nervously waiting.

"You really scared me to death." Missy held the cat lovingly, rubbed her face, and talked to the cat while walking away, "We don't quarrel with it, okay, this is barbaric behavior, we don't learn, Be elegant ... "

For the time being, whether or not Miss Elegance's theory of elegance can be instilled in the Persian cat, Lin Lan, who has not left the spot, glanced at them, and then glanced back at the compartment, shaking her head with a smile.

These two petite cats, who always bite a minion, seem to never put humans in their eyes. I didn't expect that there would be a day when their "minions" would not allow each other to fight for maintenance.

It's ... so cute.

Since she can understand cat language, Lin Lan has really discovered many hidden kittens who seem to be cold and neurotic but cute.

"Xiao Song, please come to greet the guests, I'll go back and make the cake." After confessing with Song Xinmin, Lin Lan went back to the water bar and continued to be busy.

"Good store manager." Song Xinmin responded immediately, holding his mobile phone in his hand, and on the screen were a few photos just taken.

In the lens, there is a scene where the blue cat and Jinjila confront each other in the transparent compartment. Both cats bowed to their bodies and their hairs exploded. Once they were up and down, they were gray and white. Relatively tense.

Song Xinmin stared at the screen for a while, and finally could not help turning back to the water bar: "Shop manager, can I take the camera to the store and take pictures of the cats?"

Lin Lan, who was putting the egg liquid under the cooking machine, suddenly heard this request, and then blurted out: "Of course! If there is a good-looking cat photo, remember to send it to me and let me post it on the wall of the store. Photo area! "She smiled at the end.

Almost forgot the photographer's main business of this long-term worker, and everyone asked for it. Why didn't she agree?

Comrade Xiao Song, who got approval, was satisfied and then worked, but his eyes were already staring at the cats in the shop, simulating and looking for the best shooting angle from time to time.

In the corner where neither of them noticed, orange cats and cow cats, also in cages but placed in the lobby because they want to learn to sell cuteness, have a panoramic view of what happened.

The cow cat didn't respond very much, and even yawned. He complained to the orange cat in the cage next door that early in the morning, the cat kept arguing and it didn't sleep well.

The orange cat gentleman was shaking his pointed ears without any feedback. Although it was also a peasant lying there, but his eyes were very open and he watched those people and cats very smartly, like What information is being collected.

Lin Lan originally thought that the episode in the morning was already the biggest attraction today, but did not expect to receive another foster care commission in the afternoon.

"Sister Lan Lan, I'm on holiday!" Yu Lingling, a junior high school student who lived on the second floor, smiled and ran into the store. Lin Lan hadn't remembered something until the little girl said, "We will return to our hometown for New Year in three days , Xiaokui at home also asks you this year! "

The author has something to say:

Lin Lan: ... I almost forgot the parrot.