I am Vardy

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In the exclamation of all the fans, Rooney faced the goalkeeper and easily pushed into the net, rewriting the score to 7:0.

Fatty is not as capable as Vardy, but he is also one of the top forwards in football. How could he let go of such a one-handed opportunity?

After scoring the goal, Rooney, like Vardy, opened his arms and soared against the wind. The excitement and pride on his face could not be concealed at all.

But before the little fat man could feel happy for a while, he was pinned down by the teammates who rushed over to celebrate together, and rubbed repeatedly, the excitement and pride turned into bewilderment and screams.

Vardy covered his mouth and snickered. He didn't dare to use such a pretentious way of celebrating, and the fat man did it himself.

The England fans are already crazy with excitement. Is this score really aimed at double digits?

It doesn't matter if Vardy's firepower is fully fired, and Rooney will also explode. Otherwise, England's Golden Double Guns will score five, and the number of goals will be directly reduced to double digits.

It is a bit difficult for Rooney himself to accomplish this goal. It depends on whether Vardy is willing to assist his little partner. Isn't that how Rooney's two goals came about!

When Rooney finally got up, he hugged Vardy and whispered in Vardy's ear: Let me do a hat-trick, and I will let you do a hat-trick on a woman later!

Vardy's face was covered with black lines instantly, are you insulting me?

How could I have just scored a hat-trick?

Why should spring breeze be ten degrees!

Just go for this, and you don't even think about hat tricks!

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Now there are still 30 minutes before the end of the game. England leads Bangzi 7:0, and Bangzi has to play one player less. In this game, everyone feels that if the final score is not in double digits, everyone’s expectations will be disappointed.

The sticks feel as if life is worse than death. This kind of suffering is like digging out the heart and exposing it to the sun. The painful burning is heart-piercing.

There are 30 minutes left in the game, how can you persist?

Is it really going to be a shameful double-digit score and be ruthlessly ridiculed by countless people?

Turning to look at the coach on the sidelines,

But found that the coach has returned to the bench in disappointment, indifferent.

Gritting their teeth, the sticks made a difficult decision.

Rather than being slowly ravaged to death by England here, it is better to choose a more vigorous way of death-self-destruct!

Football rules stipulate that when the number of players on one side is less than 7, the game will be automatically terminated. Even though this rule is rarely used, everyone will never forget it.

If the score is less than 3:0, it will be calculated as 3:0, and if the score exceeds 3:0, it will be calculated as the actual score.

If they now have less than 7 players on the field and terminate the game, then the score can be fixed at 7:0.

Although 7:0 is also a very shameful score, at least it did not break the record for the largest loss in the knockout stage of the World Cup, and they did not need to be recorded in history as the most humiliating.

Since there is nothing to be done, why not choose this more decent way of death!

Gritting their teeth to make a decision, the expressions on the faces of the sticks relaxed a lot, but there was a more obvious sense of tragedy and humiliation.

Yes, England has forced them to blew themselves up, how could it not be humiliated!

Having made up their minds, the sticks played tricks on each other, got encouragement from their companions, and became more resolute.

Next, when England attacked, a midfielder in the stick unabashedly shoveled Gerrard with an extremely bad action. The ferocious expression fully explained his inner unrest.

Anyway, we don't think about it anymore, so let's all die together!

Accompanied by the exclamation of the England fans, Beckham was shoveled to the ground. Fortunately, he was prepared. Although he fell embarrassingly, he was not injured by the shovel.

Needless to say, during the booing, the stick defender was directly sent off by the referee with a red card.

Obviously, the sticks don't intend to play well now, and the referee doesn't need to continue to maintain it.

In the next attack, another stick player defied the law and also used a bad foul to overturn the England player.

But what's interesting is that this stick player had already turned around and was about to leave the field, but he didn't expect that the referee gave him a yellow card, and he was a little confused.

But soon the player reacted, rushed to the referee and protested loudly, his words and actions were very violent.

The referee will not be used to his faults, and he will be sent off with a red card.

Originally thought that the Bangzi players would protest even more dissatisfied, but unexpectedly, as soon as the red card came out, Bangzi turned around and left the field instead, leaving the referee confused.

The booing continued, the England fans were booing, the stick fans were booing, it was a complete mess.

The performance of the sticks is too abnormal. They are simply applying for a red card. What the hell is going on?

1, 2, 3...7, 8. Counting the goalkeeper, there are still 8 people on the field!

Vardy counted the number of people on the stick field by accident, and with a flash of inspiration, he knew what kind of plan Bangzi had.

These bastards actually want to end the game early?

Nima, what a good plan!

It really is a despicable and shameless person who actually wants to use this method to escape a more humiliating failure.

Vardy almost laughed out of breath.

no!

How could it be so cheap for you guys?

No one can end the game without a double-digit score!

Maybe the teammates didn't react, but Vardy didn't have time to explain.

In front of him, don't try to do this!

Next, Bangzi had to score three more goals before the two were sent off on their own initiative. This task was very difficult, after all, no one could stop a person who wanted to be sent off on his own initiative.

But Vardy will never give up easily, just like pursuing victory, he will never stop.

England's free kick, this time Vardy ignored Rooney's winking, stood on the pitch, and when the referee blew his whistle, Vardy suddenly started a run-up, kicked the ball hard, and the ball popped out like a cannonball, bursting and roaring. To the stick goal, in the incredible eyes of everyone, directly blasted the stick goal.

8:0

Vardy's sixth goal!

Amidst the cheers, Vardy narrowed his eyes slightly, keeping his eyes on the South Korean goal.

There are two more goals!

Must catch up!

At this time, there is no life in the eyes of the already lifeless sticks, as if their souls have been taken away, and they have completely turned into corpses, without souls, thoughts, and emotions. Vardy's The goal has completely made them lose all their thinking.

After a while, until the referee urged them to kick off as soon as possible, they were still confused.

Suddenly, their spirits lifted.

still have a chance!

Two more sent off and the game is over!

Never give England another chance to score!

Give me a red card now!

I can't wait!

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