I am Vardy

Brother, don't just be happy about scoring goals, can't you give me an assist?

Just when the stick was about to kick off, the little fat man came over with a shy face and said to Vardy very aggrieved.

I thought I had a chance to compete for the Golden Boot with Vardy before, but in just ten minutes, I declared that my hopes were completely shattered. It is estimated that the little fat man has the same mentality as the stick player.

Of course, Rooney's assists for Vardy are also good, at least he has a chance to become the assist king. It is said that there is a woman behind a successful man. Whoever said that a successful man cannot have a man behind him.

It's just that Rooney still prefers scoring goals compared to assists.

Vardy patted the little fat man on the shoulder, nodded and said: Don't worry, I have some balls today, and I will kick them all for you!

Rooney burst into tears instantly, Vardy is so kind, he is such a warm man!

But at this time the referee walked past Rooney, and Rooney reacted instantly.

its not right!

As long as the opponent is a stick, it is impossible for a penalty kick at all, isn't Vardy fooling me!

Rooney was about to find Vardy's trouble, but the game had restarted, Rooney could only rush to the stick in anger, and vent his anger on the stick.

Now the South Korean team really doesn't know how to play.

Let's not mention the three goals behind, this matter is also troublesome to mention, the key is that they don't know whether they should attack or defend.

If you are attacking, the chances of passing through the midfield are not high, and if you press hard, you will be beaten black and blue by England's whirlwind;

If you stick to it, it seems that you can't prevent England's offense, and you still have to continue to concede the ball.

This is very embarrassing, they are not on the same level at all.

How are you playing the game?

Otherwise, just admit defeat.

Just when the bats were desperately thinking about it, England stole the ball again.

This time it was Vardy who stole the ball. He couldn't stay idle in the front court and returned to the midfield to help sweep. In terms of sweeping ability alone, he is even better than Gerrard and Lampard. He can completely compete with the top beasts. But no one wants to let him waste his attacking talents in midfield.

A deadly flying shovel went towards his former teammate Park Zhixing. Anyway, the two have never had any friendship, and they can't talk about whether they have a guilty conscience or not.

After the tackle was completed, Vardy wanted to run all the way to forget it, but satellite positioning showed that Rooney had already occupied a favorable position in the frontcourt, and the stick players next to him could not guard him at all.

Without any hesitation, Vardy directly made a long pass to find the little fat man.

Rooney won the physical confrontation with the stick player. Do you think the feed is free?

After carrying the defensive player and dribbling the ball into the penalty area, Rooney calmly pushed and shot the goalkeeper. Even before the ball flew into the goal, the fat man raised his hands and began to celebrate.

However, soon, the raised hands looked very awkward in the air. God and the little fat man made a kind of joke. The stick goalkeeper failed to block the ball, but the goal post could.

The little fat man's shot was too tricky, he just rushed straight to the goal post, and after a passionate collision, he bounced back into the field.

Rooney's mentality collapsed again.

Damn, I'm not Vardy!

I'm not dating a jamb!

This must have been infected by Vardy's funny halo, otherwise how could it be such a coincidence!

The little fat man really wanted to settle the score with Vardy, but at this time Vardy had already walked to the corner flag area to take a corner kick. The little fat man could only raise his middle finger at Vardy angrily.

If you don't give me a corner kick assist, I will never end with you!

After receiving the look from the little fat man, Vardy nodded, indicating that he had received it, and at the same time gave him a look back

Just look!

Rooney nodded with satisfaction, Vardy is still very good.

The restricted area of ​​Bangzi was crowded with players from both sides. Vardy took a look, and then kicked out with a run-up.

The ball flew into the penalty area with a strong spin.

Rooney jumped high at the front point, ready to fight for the top, and there was interference from a stick defensive player beside him. At the same time, the stick goalkeeper also rushed out and clenched his hands, ready to hit the ball.

However, it was embarrassing that neither Rooney nor the stick's goalkeeper and defensive players could touch the ball, and they all fell to the top.

At this time, incredible exclamations sounded, and in everyone's unbelievable eyes, the ball drew a devil-like big arc, and it turned into the goal like this, hanging on the net, almost throwing the ball The kings are rolled together.

All the fans couldn't help standing up, dumbfounded, looking at Vardy's shadow as if they were looking at God.

After a brief silence, cheers exploded in the stadium, as if the entire universe was roaring.

The teammates rushed towards Vardy, and Vardy greeted his teammates with open arms and a smile. This goal deserves their celebration.

However, before the celebration started, the first little fat man who ran over pushed Vardy down, and started punching and kicking Vardy, muttering words while beating violently.

I let you fool me!

I let you score directly from the corner kick!

I told you not to assist me!

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The teammates originally planned to come to celebrate, but they all looked at each other when they saw such a tragic side, but after a short period of astonishment, everyone put on a smiling expression, and happily joined the queue for punching and kicking Vardy. Di's opportunities are rare.

If it weren't for Beckham who couldn't stand it anymore, then Vardy might become the first professional player to be tortured to death by his teammates because of a goal.

After the teammates had finished venting, Vardy stood up indignantly, pointed at Rooney, trembling and speechless.

Who made you look so frustrated?

Blame me for being too short to reach the ball?

However, Vardy feels that reasoning with Rooney is no different from playing the piano against the cow. Facing Rooney, it has always been reasonable whoever has the bigger fist.

The fans in front of the TV couldn't stand their backs with laughter. England's celebrations are always so eclectic. Does this mean Vardy deserves it?

While the celebrations in England were lively and lively, the sticks on the opposite side were like their dead fathers, with a mournful face, how aggrieved and aggrieved.

4:0!

Less than 15 minutes into the game!

They even have the urge to commit suicide by jumping off a building. This kind of humiliation from strength makes people unable to hold their heads up.

If you lose again, then you don't have to go anywhere when you return to your country, and go directly to a plastic surgery institution to change your face, so as not to be recognized and embarrassing.

Look, isn't that the South Korean national team members? It's them, they were beaten into shit by England!

Thinking about this scene, I feel ashamed.

Otherwise, let's just die, this is even more complete!

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