I am Vardy

The FA's judgment made all the fans and media who paid attention to this matter feel absurd!

Is there a special way to deal with funny people?

The punishment results are as follows:

1. Everton will ban mascots from appearing in the stadium for the next three home games;

2. Vardy is banned from playing the club mascot in the stadium for life;

3. A fine of 20,000 pounds was imposed on Vardy;

4. Vardy is required to participate in at least three community football activities held by the FA in the next three months;

Then there is nothing...

What a wonderful punishment result!

It sounds like, except for the fine, everything seems to be a bit of nonsense.

But if you think about it carefully, it's quite appropriate. It seems that the FA really took great pains.

First of all, no matter who dresses up the mascot, if the mascot makes a mistake in the game, then it is no problem to give the mascot a ban next time!

Second, if Vardy gave the referee a red card on the field as a player, he would definitely not be able to spare him, but if he did this as a mascot, it seems a bit unreasonable to suspend him directly, but if it is just a fine, it seems a bit unsatisfactory .

Okay, aren't you willing to play the mascot, then I won't let you play the mascot, unless you transfer to another league club, then I don't care about you.

Finally, participating in community activities will help improve Vardy's image, and it can also improve the image of the Premier League. After all, Vardy's inspirational experience is really the biggest gimmick, how can we not focus on promoting it!

For such a punishment result, no one could fault it, but they all felt it was extremely absurd!

Vardy is also dumbfounded. Everton's mascot was a disaster and was suspended for three games. As for banning himself from playing the mascot for life, who came up with such a stupid punishment?

Of course, he still feels bad for the £20,000...

The turmoil gradually subsided, but the scene of Vardy pretending to be a mascot and showing the referee a red card is destined to be remembered by history. Fans will definitely laugh when they recall it.

This incident still made Everton raise a lot of vigilance. For Vardy, who has frequent situations, they feel that there should be stricter control. If there are no restrictions, God knows what Vardy can do.

But what they didn't know was that Vardy, who was rewarded by the system, was really honest. Although the system asked him to be funny, it wasn't his intention after all, so it's okay to be lazy.

The opponents in the next League Cup are also very weak, maybe no one cares at all, so it is naturally not a good time for funny comparisons.

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Since you have nothing to do, why not buy a car!

Vardy feels that riding a bicycle to training every day is too low, neither in line with the status of a star, nor in line with the status of a funny comparison.

It just so happened that Moyes was going to send substitute players and the reserve team to play in the next game of the League Cup. Several animals took turns to rest and took them to use as a reference for him.

Actually, I think you're pretty good at riding a bicycle! Cahill shrugged and smiled at Vardy, obviously he still has a heart for Vardy's elephant nose.

Vardy gave Cahill a glance, curled his lips, I think the taste of the elephant's nose is also very good!

you--!

Cahill nearly bleeds from seven holes.

But it seems that men are usually interested in cars, and Gravesen and Carsley have already had a heated discussion.

It's better to be a Hummer, domineering sideways, this is the man's choice!

No, no, that thing is not practical, it's better to have a sports car to look more attractive, and it's easier to flirt with girls!

That's Koenigsegg, that power is really awesome!

Bugatti is the ultimate pursuit of a sports car, okay?

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Vardy wanted to interject weakly,

I can't afford Koenigsegg, and I can't afford Bugatti either!

Neither of these two supercars can be settled with his remaining signing fee of more than 400,000 pounds!

I just want to buy a Mercedes-Benz and BMW SUV, which is both classy and practical! Vardy expressed his opinion during a lively discussion among several animals.

Gravesen and Carsley made a tacit cut to express their disdain.

Vardy really wanted to pick up Gravesen and ask him, you just drive an Audi Q7 yourself, what's so disdainful!

After much discussion and discussion, they still couldn't make up their minds. In the end, they all came to the car store together.

Vardy actually prefers SUVs. As for Mercedes-Benz or BMW, they were all out of reach for him in his previous life, so he wanted to fulfill his dream in his previous life first.

But when he arrived at the store, he found that his goal seemed to be a little low...

The price of common models of Mercedes-Benz and BMW is usually only 2,30,000 pounds, and the domestic price in the previous life is basically two concepts.

Maybe what he heard in his previous life was right. In foreign countries, people who drive Mercedes-Benz cars are not necessarily rich. The difference between rich and poor depends on whether they wash their cars at a car wash shop or wash their own cars...

After looking around, Vardy felt relieved, as long as he doesn't set his sights on the top luxury car, he can buy whatever he wants.

In the end, Vardy ignored the instigation of several animals and resolutely bought a third-generation Range Rover.

This was his favorite car in his previous life, and he couldn't get it without 200w!

But now, with the whole set, he only spent 100,000 pounds!

Driving home in a Range Rover, driving fast, with the windows open, enjoying the wind in your face as if you wanted nothing more!

I seem to be a little too unpursued!

Vardy thought silently.

In the previous life, there were rows of luxury cars in the garage of Cristiano Ronaldo's mansion. Perhaps the top cars were reduced to the nanny's driving, and the other cars were quietly waiting to get moldy and rust.

When will I reach such a level!

Don't forget, the president also has a private jet!

Thinking of this, Vardy instantly felt motivated!

Come on, fight!

Work hard to buy a car, buy 10 Bugatti, and I will string together to drive a train for fun!

Well, after buying the car, I don't seem to know what to do with the remaining money.

The euphemism is that in order to celebrate Valdy's purchase of a car, a few animals took Valdy hostage to the nightclub in a mighty way, and spent the night in style.

When he woke up the next morning, Vardy felt that he had no future to hang out with a few animals. The most important thing was that they were too drunk, and he lay down after a few back and forth.

Repeatedly reminded myself to go to nightclubs and bars less, this is probably the biggest opponent of professional players, think about those talented geniuses in the previous life, in the end, they were all ruined by alcohol and women, and in the nightlife without restraint !

Even if I have system support, I don’t need to care about these things. When I’m not in good shape, I can buy a state adjustment card and everything will be fine. I believe that no coach is willing to use a player with a rich nightlife!

Besides, the status adjustment card also needs system gold coins, it's not for nothing!