I am Vardy

Please don't ask me any questions about the referee, because I don't think he is a referee at all, he doesn't even have the most basic bottom line of a referee!

When it was Vardy's turn to speak, he spoke loud and clear.

There was an uproar in the audience, and the reporters didn't expect that Vardy would be such a blast when he opened his mouth.

Moyes next to him stared at Vardy with wide-eyed eyes. He never thought that this little guy would be so hot-tempered.

The whole world saw that Carrick tripped on my lap, but he didn't see it. I think he should see a doctor. I know an old Chinese military doctor. By the way, he can treat various male diseases!

The shameless thief stole our victory. That's how I define this game. As for the rest, I really have nothing to say!

What? You asked about the three-legged door frame? Then you should go directly to the door frame, it's more direct! In fact, I also really want to know why it is difficult for me!

The reporters looked at Vardy with bright eyes, this guy is simply their savior!

He dared to attack the referee so unscrupulously, isn't he afraid of punishment by the FA?

There are so many things to watch in this game, I believe newspapers will be sold out!

In the next part of asking questions, Vardy didn't answer a single question, very willful.

Of course, the reporters are also very boring, and most of the questions are related to Liz. How does Vardy answer this?

After the game, Vardy once again became the focus of discussion among fans.

It has only been a short one and a half months since Vardy came to Everton, but in this one and a half months, Vardy has appeared in the public eye again and again with weird postures.

This game was full of climaxes-goals, yellow cards for undressing, three-legged goal frames, misjudgments for diving, red cards, and of course, there was a press conference at the end to spray the referee.

I'm afraid many players can't collect all the achievements with a single call, and Vardy can get it done in one game.

I think he must have encountered a fake goal post!

Why doesn't anyone care about his pectoralis major?

It seems that his forward roll does not conform to the laws of physics. Could it be that he was sentenced to flopping because his falling movement was not standard?

This guy got a red card again!

I just want to know if Vardy will be sentenced to a lifetime ban for spraying the referee at the press conference. Tottenham fans pass by!

 …

Everton really appealed to the FA, as Moyes said, hoping to cancel Vardy's red card.

Vardy is very entangled. On the one hand, he wants to lift the ban to play in the game, but on the other hand, he wants to complete the task to obtain new features. He feels so hypocritical!

But these things are beyond his control at all, and even Everton can only look at the face of the FA.

Soon, the FA rejected Everton's appeal, and Vardy's red card was not canceled. According to regulations, he will not be able to play in the next Premier League and League Cup.

In fact, the video can prove that Vardy's red card was unwarranted and fell within the scope of the referee's misjudgment. If there is only this problem, his red card can be cancelled.

But the reason given by the FA is very reasonable and powerful. After the game, Vardy ignored the regulations and wantonly attacked the referee at the press conference, which caused a bad influence on public opinion, so you should suspend the game honestly!

This time it's all right, there's no need for Vardy to struggle anymore, just squat down honestly.

 …

In response to Vardy's idiotic behavior of taking off his jersey to celebrate, the Everton club specially held a meeting to try to prevent this phenomenon from happening again in future games.

The meeting was held between high-level officials, and Vardy was not eligible to participate. After the meeting, Vardy knew what measures Everton had taken.

First of all, do not allow undressing to celebrate goals during the game is written into the club's disciplinary clauses, and every player needs to abide by it;

Secondly, reached an agreement with the Manchester United club. In the following games, if Vardy takes off his jersey to celebrate a goal again, he will be punished with four weeks of salary;

There is an explanation here, because the original loan agreement between Everton and Manchester United clearly stated that Vardy’s salary during his loan with Everton will be borne by Everton, but this salary can only be the initial salary, and Vardy Di has experienced a salary increase in the middle, and it was a substantial salary increase. After the salary increase, he will almost catch up with Everton's maximum salary. Everton will not bear this part of the extra expenses, so this part of the money will be paid by Manchester United. .

Finally, if Vardy does not take off his clothes to celebrate the goal in every league game, Vardy will be rewarded with an additional £1,000. Of course, this bonus is paid by Everton.

Well, in order to limit Vardy's willful behavior, Everton also took great pains!

Of course Vardy was very happy. Anyway, he didn't plan to take off his clothes to celebrate the goal, which is equivalent to an extra £1,000 per game. Why not take the free money?

The club's special treatment made Gravesen and other animals envious. They had never been treated so carefully by the club.

Therefore, Vardy once again treated a dragon to calm down the living jealousy in the hearts of several animals.

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Entering the system again, this time Vardy's purpose is actually to go to the system store.

I remember that when I opened the system store for the first time, one of the items on the shelves was offensive feature fragments, which sold for 6 gold coins. If you collected five, you could randomly get an offensive feature.

And when the system store was opened for the second time, the products had been refreshed and replaced with defensive characteristic fragments, which also cost 6 gold coins.

What Vardy needs now is to improve his offensive ability. As for the defense, let's wait until his offensive is complete.

In view of the uncertainty of the system's random listing of products, Vardy decided to buy them first when encountering offensive feature fragments in the future, and exchange them for complete offensive features when they accumulate five.

Quickly glanced at the products refreshed this week, Vardy was overjoyed, and the offensive characteristic fragments appeared.

I bought it without hesitation, and the offensive characteristic fragments went directly into the system storage bar.

Vardy, who has played four games, has accumulated 17 system gold coins. Unfortunately, there is only one characteristic fragment. After buying it, the product will be removed from the shelves, and he can only wait for the next random encounter.

After completing the main purpose, Vardy began to casually check several other products.

Feature points seem to be a regular commodity, and they still appear here tenaciously every time they are refreshed.

However, Vardy is not very interested in him. Anyway, as long as he is funny enough, characteristic points can definitely be obtained through various funny behaviors, and precious system gold coins must not be wasted here.

Another old-fashioned product is the star possession card, but this time the star possession card is a bit of a spoof, and the object is actually Schmeichel.

Let me be the goalkeeper?