I am Vardy

Hey! Boy! Give me five!

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Ibrahimovic wants to high-five with Vardy, and Vardy naturally has to cater to it. This is the perfect partner.

So, Vardy also stretched out his hand and slapped Ibrahimovic hard.

But in the next second, Ibrahimovic's voice was heard, and he covered his palms and began to jump, and his mouth was already cursing!

Seeing Ibrahimovic's reaction, Vardy was also stunned, his heart skipped a beat, and he secretly yelled that he was not good - he forgot to take off his gloves.

Now, Ibrahimovic must be experiencing the pain of Kolarov just now.

Vardy was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

When others saw this scene, they thought it was a celebration method studied by Vardy and Ibrahimovic.

The two high-fived each other, and then Ibrahimovic seemed to have broken his hand, which is quite interesting!

But Ibrahimovic looked like a dead dog at this time. If he hadn't seen Vardy reaching out with nothing in his hand just now, he would probably be the same as Kolarov, thinking that Vardy was stabbing him with something!

But how did Vardy make his hand seem to be drilled by an electric drill?

Looking at Ibrahimovic's unrequited expression, Vardy really didn't know whether to admit his mistake or comfort him.

At this time, Ibrahimovic's eyes suddenly lit up, remembering that Kolarov kept complaining that Vardy seemed to stab him with something. Could it be that Vardy really had something in his hand?

Pulling Vardy's hand, Ibrahimovic began to check carefully, trying to find out what happened.

But Vardy has put the gloves into the system long ago, and Ibrahimovic is destined to find nothing, at most he can find a little dead skin from Vardy's hands.

Sure enough, Ibrahimovic found nothing, but he continued to grope unwillingly, as if he would not give up until he reached his goal.

Vardy feels like he may be being played again...

And this scene looked in the eyes of the fans, all of them complained.

Why are Ibrahimovic and Vardy holding hands? Do you have to be fed a mouthful of dog food by watching a ball?

Why is Vardy's hand so popular? After Kolarov touched Ibrahimovic, there must be some unknown secret!

I just want to know what it feels like to be touched by two gay guys. Vardy must be very broken now!

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Until Ibrahimovic gave up in despair, Vardy didn't give Ibrahimovic an explanation, of course, he couldn't explain it either.

So much so that Ibrahimovic looked at himself strangely, as if he was looking at an alien creature.

But now Vardy doesn't have time to pay attention to Ibrahimovic's changes, because he still has to work hard to find trouble with the Lazio players.

The score has become 2:0, and I have the capital to do things.

This time, Vardy pulled out his old friend magnetic pole strips.

This thing can be regarded as a big killer on the court. I have used it a few times and the effect is very obvious. Anyway, Vardy is very satisfied.

The last pair wanted to keep it as a souvenir, but since Lazio is not particular, it is not a waste to use them, anyway, there will be a chance to get it again in the future.

Even if you can't get it, Vardy can directly wish for a pair of magnetic pole strips!

But on whom should the pole strip be placed?

Rocky was able to jump just now. As a striker, he didn't want to score goals, but he frequently fouled Inter players in the backcourt of Inter Milan.

Well, it's up to you!

Pia, Vardy attached the pole strip to Rocky.

However, Vardy doesn't know who to put the other magnetic pole strip on. The players closest to Rocky should be Pandev and Mauri. However, they are offensive players after all, and they cannot be too close.

Suddenly, Vardy had an idea.

Didn't say that the magnetic pole strip must be attached to the person!

Rocky is a left striker, so Vardy directly attached another magnetic pole strip to the left goal post.

It is said that Vardy and the door frame are deadly enemies, but this does not prevent Vardy from finding a close partner for the door frame.

After finishing this time, Vardy has hidden his merits and fame,

Get ready for a big show.

Needless to say, the power of the magnetic pole strips has been proven on the court. Usually, two people are sparks hitting the earth, and both lose. It is as miserable as it is.

As for Rocky and the goal post, it is definitely not a result of mutual losses. No matter how you look at it, Rocky should not be the opponent of the goal post.

Lazio, who fell behind by two goals, launched a fierce attack, and Inter Milan also strategically retreated to defend.

In the 33rd minute of the first half, Lazio launched an offensive from the right. Behrami made a cross from a 45-degree angle. All players rushed to the goal, ready to attack and defend.

Rocky also rushed from the back. Once the ball is missed in front, he can immediately pick up the miss from the back. This is the consciousness of a forward.

However, the strategy failed. Samuel from the previous point headed the ball out of the penalty area to complete the clearance, and Lazio's offense was finally defeated.

Rocky was about to rush to the goal, but he had no choice but to stop.

But what I didn't expect was that the emergency stop failed, and Rocky didn't control his balance well, so he sat down on the ground and broke into several pieces.

However, this is not over, because of the huge momentum and the slippery lawn, Rocky slid all the way to Inter Milan's goal.

Vardy was watching this scene from a distance, smiled knowingly, and at the same time began to help with dubbing.

Boom!

Rocky hit the left goalpost straight, and the whole person flipped over.

The players on both sides looked at Rocky who was lying on the ground as if he had died, and wondered why this guy was so fierce.

Perhaps it should be said that it was lucky that Rocky didn't straddle his legs, otherwise it would be another tragedy at this time. Vardy knew that Rocky must be in pain, but it shouldn't be a big deal.

Sure enough, after being dizzy for a while, Rocky stood up limping, with pain in his arms and legs, as if he had been beeped by a dog.

Shouting unluckily, Rocky kicked towards the goal post as if venting his anger.

Normally, this kick is fine, but you must know that now Rocky and the doorposts are covered with magnetic pole strips, and the gravitational force is very strong.

With a scream, the whole leg went numb.

Rocky's expression at this time was unlovable, feeling that the whole world was against him.

By the way, aren't goalposts and Vardy enemies of life and death? Why don't you mess with Vardy this time, but come to mess with yourself?

This unscientific!

Rocky limped away, perfectly playing the unyielding image of a disabled man.

Vardy said in his heart, hurry up and apply to end, you have to know, this is just the beginning.

Two minutes later, Lazio won a corner, and Rocky jumped high from the back point, and Maicon headed the ball together.

The ball flew irregularly, and Rocky followed the ball with his eyes all the time in the air, but he didn't expect that when it landed, his feet slipped again, and he rushed forward. Under the horrified gaze of everyone, he hit the goal post.

That crisp sound sounded very penetrating.

Rocky, who was severely injured and unconscious in an instant, lay on his back, fell to the ground in a large font, and rolled his eyes irregularly.

Everyone couldn't help but feel a chill, this time, it hurts to look at it, let alone what state Rocky is in now.

No one touches him!

Why can't I think about hitting the goal post?

Even if you are a master of iron, you don't need to compete with real steel!

You are not a chaste and strong woman, if others see your arm, you will throw yourself against the pillar to prove your fame!

The Lazio team doctor entered the field, and even without a careful examination, he knew that a slight concussion would not allow him to escape!

The Lazio coach was helplessly preparing to make substitutions on the sidelines. This kind of non-combat attrition was really caught off guard.

However, Vardy felt that Rocky should return to the court, because the magnetic pole strip's action time has not yet ended!

You want to run, have you asked the magnetic pole strip?

Sure enough, after being checked by the team doctor, Rocky woke up miraculously and soon became alive and kicking.

So Lazio didn't make any substitutions, letting Rocky continue to play on the field.

Lazio continued to take corner kicks. This time, Rocky learned how to behave. This time I won’t jump. I’ll pick up the misses. I don’t believe that I can hit the post unluckily?

But it turns out that in front of the great (funny) big (forceful) system, Rocky has only one possibility of trembling, so hurry up and kneel down in front of the system and repent.

When the corner kick was taken, Materazzi and Pandev jumped up at the same time, but the tall Materazzi hit the ball first and cleared the ball. In the process of falling, Materazzi did not forget himself With a small movement, he arched towards Pandev in the air.

Pandev was also speechless, he couldn't grasp his balance before landing, and fell to the ground in embarrassment after landing.

However, the most unlucky person was definitely not Pandev. When Pandev fell to the ground, he accidentally bumped into Rocky behind him, causing him to lose his balance and fall out.

Then, things became logical, and Rocky couldn't escape the end of close contact with the goalpost, so he stuck his head on the goalpost.

Boom

The third loud noise made everyone feel terrified.

Seeing Rocky lying on the ground with his legs twitching from time to time and obviously passed out, everyone felt creepy.

Is this thing cursed?

In an instant, everyone turned their eyes to Vardy at the same time, their eyes full of awe.

If anyone is likely to curse, then only Vardy is possible.

Isn't this why Vardy's funny halo is at work!

Recently, the weather has been so calm that everyone has almost forgotten Vardy's hidden skills!

Rocky, you died a terrible death!

This time, there was no need to check on the sidelines. The ambulance took Rocky to the hospital. I was afraid that if the treatment was not timely, Rocky would become an idiot in the future.

Looking at the ambulance going away, Vardy felt that the post must not want to let Rocky go now, because he hasn't played enough yet!

Seeing Rocky's miserable state, in fact, Vardy's anger has almost subsided. He said that it is enough to clean up Lazio. Is it really necessary to kill them all?

I hope Lazio is a little self-aware. Vardy has shown mercy, but don't force him to get mad again.

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