I am Vardy

Meow!

The kitten may have sensed Vardy's deterrence, staring at Vardy, quietly raised its tail, as if it was about to explode.

Vardy also stared at the little milk cat, showing a bad uncle's expression.

go you!

Vardy leaped forward and made a standard pounce move, but he pounced not on the ball, but on a kitten.

At the very moment, the kitten exploded into the air, barely avoiding Vardy's evil hand, and then landed on Vardy's head, extremely graceful.

Grabbing Vardy's hair, as if playing with Vardy, the little milk cat jumped to the ground again, and while running away, he still didn't forget to look back and laugh at Vardy.

Mr. Shit Shovel, come and catch me!

Vardy lay on the ground, feeling hopeless.

I have made so many defensive players helpless, but today I finally feel their pain.

Everyone was happy to see Vardy deflated. I have never seen a few who can deflate Vardy. Today, this kitten is honored to join the ranks.

Players from both sides happily joined the cat-catching team, as if they forgot that this was a game and had a great time.

But the kitten is really clever, so many people chased and intercepted it, there was nothing to do with it, it played so many stars around.

The Inter Milan fans in the stands have refrained from cheering the kitten.

Don't let these idiots catch you!

After arguing for a long time, the kitten was not caught, and the players were so tired that they were about to stick out their tongues.

The referee is very helpless, how can this game be played?

Otherwise, call the police and let the police quickly come to reinforce, anyway, they can't deal with this kitten!

The post-match report should be written like this, the winner of this game is a kitten, which defeated the two Serie A giants Inter Milan and Roma...

And it is a complete victory!

The players were in a state of embarrassment. Looking at each other's miserable appearance, and then at their own miserable appearance, they all shook their heads and smiled wryly.

The kitten stood gracefully in the middle of the field, as if it had conquered the whole world, showing its dominance as a queen.

Vardy couldn't help baring his teeth.

This is what you can do!

The two dogs in the family used to be very naughty, but now they have been dealt with submissively by me. Believe it or not, I will catch you and sterilize you!

But when everyone had nothing to do with the kitten, Vardy suddenly showed a wretched smile, as if he had thought of a way.

There are also dried fish in the system!

How did I forget this?

By the way, the dried fish smells really good, and I almost couldn't resist eating it at that time.

I thought the system was just for fun, but I didn't expect it to come in handy!

He quietly took the dried fish in his hand, squatted on the ground, and shook the little milk cat. Although he tried his best to look kind, his eyes were still full of evil intentions.

come!

Uncle will take you to eat dried fish!

When the little milk cat saw Xiaoyugan, his eyes became round immediately, his nose sniffed vigorously, and then he showed an expression of great enjoyment.

Is this the dried fish that I have longed for for a long time?

At this moment, the little milk cat has completely fallen!

The elegant catwalk just now instantly turned into an urgency like fleeing from a refugee. He jumped in front of Vardy in three or two steps, and bit the small dried fish with a loud bite.

Sure enough, he was hooked!

Vardy showed a smug expression, picked up the little milk cat, and at the same time let go of the dried fish, letting the kitten eat the dried fish in his arms.

The kitten is very cute, showing a contented expression while gnawing on the dried fish, and screaming excitedly, which almost melted Valdy's heart!

Vardy didn't know that from this moment on, he would be inexplicably excited when he saw a girl dressed as a catwoman...

Or adopt this little milk cat by yourself!

While thinking about it, he walked to the sidelines, handed the kitten to the staff, and carefully told the other party to take good care of the kitten, and he would take the kitten away after the game.

As Vardy brought the kitten out,

This thing that made all the players on the field unable to lift their heads was finally over.

People who didn't see clearly what happened couldn't help but feel that Vardy is still supernatural after all, and everyone else has been fooled around, and in the end it was Vardy who came out to save the world.

But when I saw people passing by, I was stunned. What's going on?

Where did Vardy get a small jerky from?

Valdy still carries small dried fish with him on the court? Does he treat himself like a cat? He took out a bite when he was hungry on the court?

I just want to know, where did he pull it out? Could it be pulled out from a chrysanthemum?

Call the ambulance quickly, the kitten must have been poisoned!

 …

The fans were overjoyed, and the teammates were also stunned. They really didn't see where Vardy pulled out the little fish.

Why does this guy bring everything with him?

It seems that as an opponent, you should really be careful. Today Vardy can take out a small dried fish, and tomorrow Vardy can take out a kitchen knife to greet you, so you must not provoke Vardy!

After all, the game was interrupted for a long time before restarting. This accident made the game fragmented.

The Roma players looked at each other, how can this game be played?

There is not much time left, and after a toss, I don't have much fighting spirit, or else it will be like this!

The Roma coach yelled for a long time on the sidelines, telling the players to seize the time to attack. At this time, there is no need to worry about losing the ball. There is no essential difference between losing one and losing two. If you are lucky, you will be evened!

Don't wait for the Roma players to cheer up and want to make a final attack, but they are about to cry and find that Inter Milan has withdrawn from the penalty area and started to set up the bus.

It's like the two armies confronting each other, one side has already opened up, ready to go, beating drums to cheer, as long as the commander gives an order, the whole army is ready to attack, but at this time, he found helplessly that the opponent shook himself, Turned around and went back to the camp to drink and eat meat.

Hitting the cotton with a punch made me so suffocated that I almost spat out a mouthful of sweet blood.

In the end, when the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game, Roma failed to organize a decent offensive to threaten Inter Milan's goal.

In this way, Inter Milan beat Roma by 1 goal at home, continuing to expand their point advantage strongly.

The fans of Inter Milan are already so excited that they are about to pass out. Such an advantage is simply enough to make people crazy?

Last season, Inter Milan was strong enough to win the Serie A league five rounds ahead of schedule, which is already the record for Serie A to win the championship ahead of schedule.

But now, when the league has only reached the 25th round, Inter Milan has already led Rome by 19 points, and the gap is more than a little bit.

Even if Inter Milan no longer expands its lead in the next 13 league rounds, Inter Milan will win the championship six rounds ahead of schedule and break the record, which is unbelievable.

At the press conference after the game, the Roma coach had to congratulate Inter Milan against his will. He can already congratulate Inter Milan for winning the championship in advance!

Even if it hurts morale a little, but instead of being under heavy pressure, it is better to recognize the reality early, go into battle lightly, and admit your own shortcomings.

Originally everyone thought that you had the ability to score 100 points in the test, so in the end, if you score 90 points in the test, the result of going home may be mixed doubles, and it is also possible to be hanged to play;

But if everyone expects only 80 points for you, and you get 90 points in the test, then your parents will definitely buy you a gift to reward you!

Therefore, instead of forcing yourself to think that you can win the championship, it is better to admit that your skills are not as good as others, so that the fans will not have a big gap.

When it was Mancini's turn to speak, he didn't have so many scruples. He bluntly said that Inter Milan will focus on the Champions League next, and the huge advantages in Serie A are enough for them to be willful.

But when it was the turn of the reporters to ask questions, the questions were extremely sharp.

Aiming at the possibility of Roma winning the championship in theory, the reporters pointed the finger at the coach and the players. As a strong Serie A team, they were defeated by their opponents Inter Milan. They lost both rounds and lost their hope of winning the championship early. Is it worthy of the support of Roma fans? Looking forward to it?

Shouldn't someone stand up and take responsibility?

Will you leave get out of class?

Spalletti's coaching is indeed embarrassing, up and down, for Rome, not winning the championship is actually a failure.

Being so forced by the reporters, Spalletti was very embarrassed, but he had no choice but to leave the meeting angrily.

But soon the reporters pointed their finger at Mancini again. At this time, Mancini has been enjoying the show with his spare time!

Mr. Mancini, although Inter Milan has defeated Roma, Inter Milan has not shown absolute strength. If Inter Milan is in its current state, how can it face a strong enemy in the Champions League?

Valdy has not scored in two games. This should be called a scoring drought for Vardy. I wonder how long his scoring drought will last?

Valdy didn't help the team score goals, but he often made ridiculous moves on the court. Will the Inter Milan club punish him?

 …

Mancini looked at these reporters and said with a smile: Have you forgotten how Vardy initiated the news silence?

In one sentence, the reporters were silent.

Yes, the consistent piss made them unable to help but want to create black spots on Vardy to increase sales, but they couldn't forget their fear of being dominated by Vardy's cruelty. After what Di did, the media haven't recovered yet!

In other words, of course they know that Black Vardy is unreasonable. Don't look at Vardy's failure to score in two games, but this is not as simple as it seems on the surface.

You know, Vardy didn't play at all in the last game, okay?

There was no goal in this game, but Vardy made Inter Milan's goal. It was his assist to Maniche that allowed the Portuguese to break through Roma's goal.

Even if Vardy's performance was not eye-catching, it also played a decisive role, and it was by no means the goal shortage they said.

Besides, when two games without scoring can be called a scoring shortage, then how do you let those forwards who can't score 10 goals throughout the season live?

Just now Spalletti left the table in despair, but this time it was the reporters who left in despair!

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