I am Vardy

With tears in his heart, he finished shooting women's clothing. At this time, Vardy felt that the next nude shoot was actually not a big deal.

Such shameful women's clothes are all photographed, so nude photography is still a thing?

Anyway, even if it's a nude shoot, at most you can only show your butt, what a joke!

Speaking of which, when I took off the little nurse outfit just now and only had the fishnet outfit, it was not much different from bare buttocks

If there are too many lice, you are not afraid of biting, and Vardy is really going all out!

During the nude shoot, there were many more people involved. Rooney, Beckham, Joe Cole, and the national team rookie Jermain Defoe, plus Vardy, the lineup was unprecedentedly strong.

In fact, Rooney, an exhibitionist, is very upset that he only shows his butt without taking pictures of the front.

Lulu's butt can still be published, but if she shows her face, things will not be so simple, and to be honest, except for Rooney, no one else has the courage to show her face.

And even if it is allowed to show your face, no one is willing to do it regardless of the impact, shame or shame.

No comparison, no harm!

This sentence is always true.

Just imagine, everyone stands in a row with their faces exposed, and the comparison will come out.

Good guy, Vardy is close to 25cm long, but Defoe next to him may be less than 15cm. How do you let Defoe meet people in the future?

Of course, Vardy is definitely not 25cm, this is just an assumption, assuming

After a lot of tossing,

Finally, the nude shoot is over, and Vardy feels that today is the darkest day in his life.

What made him even more unacceptable was that Ferdinand and Rooney seemed to be unsatisfied. I am afraid that in the future, the two of them will inevitably take pictures by themselves when no one is around.

A very pertinent warning to you, don’t break your computer, even if it breaks, don’t take it out for repairs

Now that the photo shoot is over, Vardy doesn't have to worry about the rest of the work, and it will take some time for printing and publishing.

Vardy believes that as soon as the photo is released, it will be snapped up frantically, and the foundation will have enough capital to operate by then.

But when he thinks of his shameful clothes and posture appearing in the photobook, Vardy has an urge to bang his head against the wall.

My image!

Completely ruined!

So much so that in the second day's training camp, Vardy was sullen. In stark contrast, the two moistened faces of Ferdinand and Rooney

In the two European Cup qualifiers, England played so easily. With almost no effort, they completely defeated their opponents and won two consecutive victories.

In the first game against Andorra, Vardy partnered with Rooney to start the game. In the first half, Vardy scored twice and Rooney also scored. England sealed the victory at halftime.

In the 70th minute of the second half, Vardy, who had already started paddling, was replaced by McLaren. The new England coach has fully understood Vardy's strength, and there is no need to investigate further.

McLaren couldn't help wondering if Eriksson was a brain-dead patient. Such a strong Vardy is simply a miracle given to England by God. Vardy's appearance means a guarantee of goals.

But such a goal-scoring striker was forced to live on the bench by Eriksson. It seems that Eriksson's streaking makes sense!

In the second away game against Macedonia, Vardy did not start the game, and even sat on the bench throughout the game. McLaren focused on Defoe, a young striker.

Of course, Vardy was not sent on the field, which may also have the influence of Manchester United.

After all, if you still need to go all out to destroy the two big teams, then England has no future at all.

The Premier League schedule is dense, you can't rely on Vardy to do it alone!

Vardy is also happy to rest. In fact, he himself has little interest in playing Macedonia, and the opponent's strength is not as good as the British Championship team.

Back in Manchester, Vardy didn't have much rest time and was about to enter the rhythm of the league. In the next game, Manchester United will face Tottenham's challenge at home.

But before that, there is still a good show to watch, and Vardy has been waiting for a long time.

The case of fans suing FIFA has opened. This is probably the first time that FIFA has appeared in court as a defendant, and the sensational effect caused is self-evident.

As the organizer, manager and server of international football, fifa seems to have gotten used to being superior, exercising the first two rights, but forgetting the obligation of the server.

Now, finally someone dares to challenge fifa's authority head-on.

Before entering the court, the fan raised his arms and shouted against many reporters at the gate of the court, opposing the dictatorship of FIFA and anti-humanity rules of FIFA, looking like an uprising.

The faces of FIFA officials who appeared in court were turning green.

Who is so dictatorial?

Who is so anti-human?

No one knows what happened in the court next, but the dark face of the FIFA officials when they walked out of the court is very telling.

FIFA has lost the case!

The entire public was in an uproar.

Someone with great powers got the inside information, and this very troublesome fan refuted it in court so that the FIFA officials had no way to fight back. The whole rhythm was in his hands, and he guided the judge step by step. There was a penalty.

In fact, many people think this case is a bit nonsense. After all, FIFA has the right to formulate football rules. How can the judiciary interfere?

It's like in China, if fans sue the Football Association, they will definitely be considered brain-burned, and even the court may not accept it!

But this is in Europe, a place where the laws are extremely sound, even so sound that it is somewhat inexplicable. This fan has sufficient reasons to sue FIFA, and the court cannot refuse to accept it.

It’s okay for you Fifa to formulate rules, but making rules is not a child’s play, if you can’t, you can do whatever you want!

Why can't players take off their clothes to celebrate a goal?

If you say that being naked is unsightly, then you can just follow the example of those women in Arab countries and let professional players cover their whole bodies tightly when they play football, so that they will not be exposed anywhere!

If you want to say that this is disrespect to the opponent, but in fact, no player thinks there is anything wrong with this method!

If you want to say that you are afraid of being affected by sensitive events such as politics or race, then you can completely ban these two slogans on underwear!

It's like saying, you can't just ban all schools just because you think you might be bewitched to become reactionary after you become literate, right?

In the same way, you can't completely ignore the feelings of the players because of your own interests, not to mention, this is also the appeal of the fans.

Anyway, I'm not happy to see the players take off their clothes to celebrate, so I'm going to sue you!

I love it!

FIFA officials don't know how to refute it in court. The fans have already found a reason for you. What do you use as an excuse?

In fact, it was not that FIFA lost the lawsuit in the end, but the two parties reached a settlement. The FIFA officials who appeared in court stated that they would issue new rules as soon as possible to improve the relevant regulations and fully consider the feelings of players and fans.

Even if he didn't lose the lawsuit, it was actually no different from losing the lawsuit.

When did FIFA lose such a big face?

They won't find mistakes on themselves, this is the consistent thinking of dictators!

It's just that they are really going to lower their noble heads in front of all the players and fans this time!

The entire football world applauded this, and even claimed that this was a great victory.

And the series of impacts that followed made FIFA almost collapse.

The lawyer's letters came one after another. In a day's work, the pile was as tall as one person.

The rules must be changed ASAP to allow 12 players per game per team or you're going to court!

I'm asking for a rule change that removes all fouls and all actions that are justified on the field.

Canceling 90 minutes of regular time and changing the game directly to a penalty shootout is so exciting!

Hurry up and cancel the referee, I think this guy is really uncomfortable on the field!

Why not let the players take doping? The more excited the players, the better the game. We strongly demand that the players be allowed to start taking doping!

It's true that Nima has all kinds of fans, and all kinds of weird demands made FIFA almost collapse.

If the changes are made according to their requirements, the sport of football should be completely banned!

Looking at the unlucky FIFA with a head full, Vardy expressed that he was very happy, so he won't be embarrassed this time, right?

Little one, you still want to punish me?

What makes Vardy even more happy is that FIFA quickly changed the rules for undressing and celebrating, allowing players to undress and celebrate on the court. This is the focus of Vardy's attention.

However, there are still some targeted restrictions, such as not allowing slogans related to politics and ethnicity, trademarks, etc., which can be regarded as a compromise method of FIFA.

Anyway, I will not participate in politics, nor will I use such a low-level advertising method. All these restrictions have no effect.

I can finally take off my clothes unscrupulously to celebrate!

This time Vardy was very smart. He didn't come out on his own. Instead, he achieved his goal in a roundabout way. Even if FIFA blamed himself, it was just a small problem. After all, no one knew what was really going on.

Things have come to an end, and Vardy can finally start to enter the training state.

However, to Vardy's expectation, Vardy actually received a systematic task before the game.

He didn't receive the task for two games, and Vardy thought the system had forgotten about it, but now it seems that the system is much smarter than himself.

System task: Go bowling once against Tottenham Hotspur.

Mission Reward: Unlock Ability Limit (Redding), Universal Fragment*1, Feature Points +5, 50% reduction in exchange chips equivalent to a wish

Failure penalty: Failed to unlock ability limit (Reading)

System, come out, I promise not to kill you!

This is a football field, you let me bowl on the football field?

Are you sick?

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