I am Vardy

The idea of ​​fishing to celebrate goals must have been contributed by Vardy, of course, it is not his original.

A team in the previous Icelandic league staged this hilarious celebration after scoring a goal.

The economy of Iceland, which is close to the Arctic Circle, mainly relies on marine fisheries, so the origin of fishing celebrations has unique regional characteristics.

As for Manchester United celebrating goals in this way, it doesn't matter, who can think of so many!

The Manchester United fans in the stands were very happy. Since Vardy came to Manchester United, Manchester United have scored a lot more goals. The defense celebrating the goal is even more weird and funny. In addition to the fierce competition, it can make them laugh. The happiness index Straight up.

And the fans in front of the TV were about to burst out laughing. On such a fierce occasion, the game had just started, and Manchester United had another wave of weird teasing.

I just want to know, did Manchester United hire a screenwriter to write jokes celebrating goals for them?

It's a little strange that Rooney plays a big fish? Could it be a mermaid?

I don't know if there are any mermaids, but I do know that there must be no mermaids that turn around!

Whether Manchester United caught this fish for sale, I will buy it at a high price! I will stew Rooney tonight!

 …

Ferguson rubbed his forehead, looking helpless, facing this group of energetic disciples, he felt really old.

At this time, the Arsenal players felt extremely depressed. The last thing they wanted to see was the fancy celebration of Manchester United players, especially when they were scored.

Even compared to goals,

They felt that it was Manchester United's celebratory goal that hurt them the most.

The goal was to give them a knife, which bled a lot and hurt a lot;

But Manchester United celebrated the goal so unscrupulously, but stabbed their wounds a few more times, causing all crit damage!

If they use their strength to hit them upright, they will admit it, but Manchester United always play their cards out of common sense, which is very helpless.

After the game restarts, only they know how much morale Arsenal will have left.

Wenger stood on the sidelines with a stern look on his face. If he were not the coach, he would definitely not be able to understand the mixed feelings in Wenger's heart at this time, most of which were bitterness and helplessness.

The decline in Arsenal's strength is actually inevitable. This is different from Manchester United. Manchester United is in a period of rapid growth in strength, one after another. Even though the two teams are still at the same level, they will soon be pulled apart. The gap, far away from Arsenal.

This may be the last chance for Arsenal to hit the Champions League. Otherwise, they can only wait for the young players to grow up in the future. No one knows how long it will be!

After the game restarted, Arsenal were confused. They were a little confused. They seemed to feel that no matter how hard they fought, it didn't make any sense. Manchester United could make them feel miserable with just one counterattack, so why are they still working so hard?

Even Henry and Xiaofa hesitated, unable to organize an effective attack for a while, as if quietly waiting for death.

On the other hand, Manchester United enjoys the joy after scoring a goal, which is in stark contrast to Arsenal's lifelessness.

Wayne, your acting skills just now were too exaggerated. You have to know that you are playing a fish, and fish don’t have expressions. Did you know?

Vardy is worthy of being the inheritor of Actor's Self-cultivation, and pointed out the problems in Rooney's performance just now.

In that sentence - funny, we are serious!

Rooney's face was almost green, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.

I just fell on the ground with my arm, the painful expression on my face was not acting, it was really hurting!

Also, Darren, your pose just now is also called taking pictures? You are clearly carrying a bazooka and preparing to shoot, so pay attention in the future!

Leo, you should also take a snack. The smile when holding the big fish should be from the heart, full of happiness, not as silly as you!

 …

Vardy is like a director, commenting on the performances of several animals one by one, making several people gnash their teeth and want to beat him to relieve their hatred.

Arsenal's offense was not violent, but Manchester United did not take advantage of the situation to attack. It is definitely not a wise move to counterattack again. If Arsenal is caught coldly and counterattacked, Manchester United will really suffer.

Anyway, it is Manchester United who are leading now, and Arsenal are anxious. Manchester United can relax a little bit.

In this way, until the end of the first half, Arsenal failed to gain a clear advantage. Even though Wenger kept commanding and dispatching from the sidelines, the players on the Arsenal field did not raise their heads too much.

When they returned to the dressing room, looking at the relaxed and comfortable expressions on the faces of the Manchester United players, the Arsenal players were even more uncomfortable.

In fact, in Vardy's impression, Arsenal is really not a tenacious team, which may have something to do with Wenger's temperament.

Elegant and personable, he admires beautiful offensive football. Although the team does not lack the courage to fight in the British environment, but in real tough battles, if the strength does not have an absolute and obvious advantage, Arsenal will often not be able to fully play. As expected.

Looking at the coaches of several other top teams, although Ferguson is old, he is still strict. The power of the hair dryer is not inferior to that of the past, so Manchester United can often stage a lore at the last moment. Of course, there is a factor of Ferguson time. But if the team does not have a heart that is unwilling to fail, no amount of stoppage time is useless.

Not to mention Liverpool, it can be seen from last season's Champions League final that never giving up is the temperament of this team. Even if everyone thinks they are going to lose, they still sprint without hesitation. Until the opponent is overthrown...

As for Chelsea, it is not comparable to Arsenal. Their tenacity and tenacity are beyond everyone's imagination.

Think about how many times Arsenal were bloodbathed later, is it really because their strength is not enough?

no!

It's just being beaten to pieces!

Just like playing live football, the situation is stalemate before the goal, but after the goal, the goals come one after another!

The role of leaders is still very obvious!

If Vieira is on the field, then he may lead Arsenal forward, and even if he fails, he must lose decently.

But now, no one can stand up and lead Arsenal to move on.

Regardless of whether Henry or Xiaofa, they can be competent for the work of super killers and tactical cores, but spiritual leaders, they are not!

At the beginning of the second half, perhaps Wenger's speech in the dressing room played a role. Arsenal attacked fiercely, but after Manchester United occupied the ground and made Arsenal's attack return in vain, Arsenal gradually lost up.

The offense is disorganized. Under the call of Alan Smith, Xiaofa can't organize an effective offense at all. Henry can't get the support of the midfield and can't bear the heavy responsibility. The current Arsenal and the usual Arsenal are two completely different teams. Team.

Manchester United won, slowly killing the game in a war of attrition that left Arsenal dead as if without reason.

I'm afraid no one expected the game to be like this before the game. Could it be that Arsenal, who lost at home, can't set off a counterattack climax in the away game?

After the shock, and analyzing the reasons in depth, everyone smiled wryly.

No way, who made Manchester United have the unreasonable Vardy!

Arsenal came aggressively, and just opened up their battles, preparing to fight Manchester United face to face.

But before they rushed out of the battle, Vardy, like an assassin, rose from the crowd, popped, and let blood with a knife...

I'm afraid Arsenal is ready to die!

Vardy's opening goal directly extinguished Arsenal's passion for counterattack.

Originally lost at home, now after the away game starts, how do you let Arsenal play?

Manchester United doubled Arsenal at home in the most economical way, advancing to the Champions League final, leaving Arsenal in tears.

The hero of Manchester United's advancement is naturally Vardy, and at this time everyone suddenly discovered that Vardy has scored 11 goals in the Champions League, which is simply blinding people.

Before the season, many people thought that Vardy had no experience in playing for giants or facing other strong teams in the league. He might be able to help Manchester United achieve good results in the league, but in the Champions League, it might just be soy sauce.

But when there is only the final of the Champions League left, Vardy has proved everything with facts. He is not here to play soy sauce, he is here to help Manchester United win.

11 goals are enough to make him proud of the scorer list. You must know that Shevchenko, who is now ranked second, has only 9 goals, and AC Milan, where Shevchenko is located, has been eliminated by Barcelona. There is no chance to surpass Vardy.

Ronaldinho, ranked third, scored 7 goals. Although Barcelona is Manchester United's opponent in the Champions League final, can you count on Ronaldinho to stage a big four in the final?

Even if Ronaldinho scored four goals, it was only the same number of goals as Vardy. Couldn't Vardy score in the final?

Therefore, the Champions League Golden Boot is almost a certainty, and no one can take it away from Vardy.

It is incredible that a young player who is only 18 years old can score 11 goals in the Champions League.

Fortunately, the Champions League single-season scoring record is 14 goals. Vardy may not have the opportunity to break this record this season. If it is really possible, it will definitely be horrifying.

But that's the case, who dares to imagine how much such an amazing Vardy will achieve in the future?

I am afraid that the record of 14 goals may not be maintained forever. With Vardy's growth rate, this record may be dead in a short time.

Everyone couldn't help sighing, in the same era as Vardy, I am afraid it is the sorrow of all shooters. Even Rooney, who is considered to be a future superstar, is not overshadowed by Vardy's light!

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