I am Vardy

Watching Vardy's ass being kicked continuously, the Everton fans in the stands burst into laughter.

Although they wanted to spurn the two Crystal Palace players who played Vardy, but after thinking about it, they still gave a thumbs up.

Well done!

Since you pouted your ass, don't blame others for blowing your ass.

Well, Vardy rubbed his ass and walked back in a dingy manner. He felt that he was the most injured person in the world, bar none.

The task is too difficult, I'm afraid I can't finish it even if I throw away all my morals.

Vardy had the idea of ​​giving up at this moment.

And at this moment, Carsley made another pass from the side, not the kind that was high and floating and sent directly to the goalkeeper, but a half-high ball that landed, skipped the front point, and landed directly in front of Vardy .

There is no time to feel why Carsley's footwork in the cross is so coquettish today. Vardy feels that if such an opportunity is missed, then he can really give up the task directly.

Thank God, thank Carsley, thank my knees!

Vardy's right leg was completely intact, and he slammed his knee against the ball.

This time no one kicked his ass. Even if the Crystal Palace players had the opportunity to block, they might not dare.

In this way, if Vardy pushes to the sensitive part, the happiness in the rest of his life will be gone.

The ball was not weak at all with Vardy's knee, and the angle was not bad. When the Crystal Palace goalkeeper was at a loss, it flew directly into the goal.

this time,

Vardy really exploded!

With an ecstatic expression on his face, he roared all the way and rushed to the side of the court to come up with a slide, which directly caused the entire Goodison Park stadium to climax.

It never occurred to him that happiness came so suddenly, this is completely the rhythm of welfare!

Looking at Vardy who was so excited, the teammates didn't know if this guy was twitching again. Just now he scored a goal with a mournful face, but now he is so excited, even menopause is not so fickle!

After Vardy vented, he finally remembered Carsley who gave him the pass.

In Vardy's eyes, today's Carsley is definitely the most handsome day since he met him.

Vardy gave him 32 likes.

Your pass is so beautiful, if you can pass another such beautiful one, I will definitely ask Annie to introduce you a pair of lesbians! Vardy solemnly made a promise.

Carsley seemed to have had a chicken blood at the time.

Really? Really? You can do what you say!

But when the topic changed, Carsley murmured to himself: It was obviously directed at your butt just now, how did it reach your knee?

Vardy's face was covered with black lines in an instant, and he knew that this guy was unreliable at all!

This knee broke the door, and it rekindled Vardy's hope of completing the task. If you make persistent efforts, if you poke in another one, you can become immortal.

Well, even if I poke it with my penis this time, I'm determined to poke it in!

I want to be a man who can score goals!

Vardy made a heavy oath, regrouped, and prepared to do a big job.

Crystal Palace is already in a bit of a broken rhythm, unable to withstand the fully opened Everton, and can only struggle. They probably feel that they are not far from relegation.

At the end of the first half, Everton won a free kick from the right.

Vardy thought about it, let's punish himself, let everyone see how unreliable his footwork is, so that they don't have to count on themselves in the future.

The position is very biased, and it is impossible to shoot directly, so the Everton generals are all in the penalty area, ready to grab points. They may think that Vardy should be able to send a good quality free kick.

Looking at the many gay guys rubbing against each other in the penalty area, Vardy kicked a curve ball after a run-up. He aimed at the back point. The ideal effect was to bypass the goalkeeper, and the teammates at the back point rushed to score.

Great idea!

But the key problem is that Vardy's footwork is not good!

The goalkeeper did go around, and Vardy did it!

But what made Vardy cry in the toilet was that the script did not go according to the design at all...

After the ball bypassed the goalkeeper, under the scrambling of everyone to grab the spot, no one touched it, and he flew into the goal like no one else.

Everyone was dumbfounded, looking at the ball in the goal that seemed to be mocking them, they couldn't react at all.

The ball went in?

Goodison Park is boiling again, they are definitely the happiest fans, because how Everton played today!

When the players on the two teams were on the field, Vardy was in Sparta completely by himself, like a mummy, with no expression, no movement, if it wasn't for a heartbeat, it would be a statue.

The sadness in his heart has become a river, who can understand the sadness in his heart?

I want to pass the ball!

I don't want to score!

Crystal Palace goalkeeper, are you an undercover agent? Can't catch such an easy ball!

Crystal Palace defenders are you all idiots? Don't know about Bigfoot's rescue?

And Cahill and Beatty, are you standing here to watch the excitement? Why don't you know how to grab some points!

Dive to the top!

Flying into the air!

It's really impossible to hang upside down with a golden hook!

Such a good opportunity to steal the spotlight, you just let it go!

The key question is, I'm going to die!

The task that finally felt like it was about to be completed was so heavy!

For the first time, Vardy felt that the hat trick was not fun!

Surrounded by his teammates happily, Vardy's sad expression was completely set off, which was incomprehensible.

You've scored a hat-trick!

But why do you have the same expression as the goalkeeper opposite who scored three goals?

If you put the expressions of the current Crystal Palace goalkeeper and Vardy together, then the two are definitely in the same series!

They are all so loveless!

Forget it, the task ends here!

Vardy knew that he should take a good rest.

Not to mention whether I can still score two alternative goals, just scoring five goals in one game is incredible enough.

I thought the task was easy to complete, but now it seems that no matter how easy the task is, in the face of frequent accidents, I can only cry without tears.

Who the hell would have thought that the cross could be passed directly into the goal!

There is a kind of sadness that others don't understand!

At this time, the shadow in Vardy's heart can completely cover the entire stadium!

Given the choice, Vardy would rather not score a hat-trick;

If time goes back, he will definitely not take a free kick;

If... If he could choose, he would rather not have this funny comparison system...

You play with me!

Well, stop talking, or the system will give itself an unknown and terrible punishment.

The task was not completed, and Vardy already had a premonition that he would become a complete useless person in the next week!

That's right, the shots with both feet are sealed, so what is it if it's not a cripple?

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