I am Vardy

In addition to the tasks of winning the championship and kissing the world, the system also assigned the task of pissing on the court, and the rewards were extremely rich.

In this regard, Vardy just wants to say: mmp!

Do you still want to make the unknown terrorist incidents you have created normal?

No matter how generous the task reward is, Vardy will never pee on the court, it's too embarrassing for Nima!

Once, it can be said that the game was nervous, negligent, and forgot to go to the toilet;

But if he always does this, then everyone will know that he has a man problem!

So Vardy didn't take this task at all, and gave up directly.

Fortunately, the system also knows that this task is a bit too much, so there is no penalty for failure at all, otherwise Vardy could really cry out.

Well, the focus of this game is to win the championship. Under this premise, try your best to let Gerrard and Alonso kiss together, although it seems a bit difficult!

 …

When preparing to play in the player tunnel, the Liverpool players looked at Vardy very badly.

Derby has always been the most popular battlefield, there is no such thing as friendly.

Vardy is an Everton player and belongs to Manchester United himself. This is simply double hatred.

Coupled with Vardy's fraudulent injuries and fooling people, the Liverpool players simply hate him to the bone, and it's no wonder they can give him a good look!

But Vardy didn't care too much.

Because his focus is on being funny!

When the two sides lined up, Vardy deliberately stood next to Alonso, leaned his head over, and asked with a cheap smile: Do you like Gerrard?

Alonso was taken aback for a moment, and his face darkened instantly!

What does this funny mean?

How could I like a man?

Although Vardy's voice was not loud, several people before and after heard it and looked at Vardy and Alonso with a surprised expression.

Vardy is very funny, and he is very calm about this kind of gaze, but Alonso can't do it, he feels a little overwhelmed!

I have a girlfriend, I like him very much! Gentleman Alonso answered Vardy solemnly.

Vardy shook his head bored, really didn't know how to joke.

I remember that in the shocking kiss in the previous life, Brother Long belonged to the passive side and the catering side, so he asked this as a joke.

Speaking of it, Vardy still likes Brother Long very much. After retiring at Bayern, Vardy was still sad for several days.

Brother Long is a real winner in life. He has been in the society, joined the Red Army, joined the royal family, and been a good person. He has all the honors of the World Cup and European Cup. He can be called the master of the midfield generation, a low-key master.

However, Vardy believes that his appearance in Armani is not low-key at all...

Even Vardy doesn't have the mentality of treating Alonso as a sworn enemy now, he is looking up to superstars.

Don't look at Vardy's success in England, but many times, he will unconsciously substitute himself into the little girl in his previous life. Seeing a superstar like Alonso, if he doesn't ask for an autograph and a group photo, he will already He restrained himself.

I'm sorry Long Ge, today I'm going to let Gerald take your first kiss.

Well, first kiss with a man!

The only problem is that Vardy has not yet thought of a plan, how can this pair of good friends stage a shocking kiss in advance!

Do I have to push the backs of the two people's heads to fight together?

That's a great idea!

I just don't know if Brother Long and Team Jie will kill him!

 …

After the game started, Liverpool did not show momentum.

Originally Benitez wanted to storm Everton without Vardy, but now that Vardy is back, obviously they dare not do so.

Trying to change tactics in a short period of time made Liverpool's players very uncomfortable. Some wanted to attack, while others wanted to defend. Their thinking was not unified, and naturally they couldn't play the desired effect.

Seeing that the mortal enemy was not in the state, how could Everton be merciful, so he rushed forward with his shirt off, held down and beat him hard.

Come on, when Benitez saw this situation, he waved his hand and came back to defend first!

So everyone once again saw a different Everton, an Everton who can beat Liverpool!

Of course, Everton's positional offense has always been a stubborn disease, even with Vardy, it can't change this.

The two sides let go of the airs of the British team and played wrestling on the court. They wrestled for 20 minutes, but there was still a tie.

Vardy didn't get a good chance to score, nor did he have a chance to directly kiss Gerrard and Alonso.

That does not work!

Vardy thinks it should be changed!

So Vardy thought of the grenade tactic again...

In fact, Vardy is very reluctant to play grenade tactics. On the one hand, it is not interesting, and on the other hand, his arms hurt too much.

But since the team can't start the situation now, they can only sacrifice their unicorn arms.

You can't let this sharp special ** go to waste, can you?

So Vardy took over the right to throw the throw-in from Everton. Of course, this thing is generally not grabbed by him!

Seeing that Vardy took the initiative to stand up, the teammates all understood. Except for those who were ambushing outside the penalty area and preparing to grab the second spot, the rest of them swarmed in ambush in the penalty area.

Grenade rain appeared again!

An air defense siren sounded over Cardiff's Millennium Stadium!

Liverpool also tasted the pain that Manchester City had tasted this time, and they were dizzy.

Iceland can overthrow England with grenade tactics, not to mention that there is no essentially insurmountable gap between Everton and Liverpool in strength.

In the 29th minute of the game, Vardy threw a grenade into the small penalty area. The Liverpool goalkeeper jumped high in the crowd and did not dare to take it off directly, so he punched hard with both fists.

The ball did not take the usual path, and flew high and returned to the right.

Vardy was rushing into the penalty area, but had a face-to-face encounter with the ball.

Hey, why are you back?

Looking at the whereabouts of the ball, it should be right in front of him.

Vardy's feet are itchy!

Looking at the goal, the angle between my current position and the goal is about 30 degrees, which is not very suitable for hitting the goal directly!

However, there is always a kind of player in the world, it is not the world who does not score goals!

Although Vardy scored a lot, but the real world wave has not yet!

Remember Zidane's flying fairy in the Champions League final?

Apart from long-distance raids, Vardy has no such masterpiece!

Done!

Facing the incoming ball, the left foot volleys and shoots furiously in the air, the posture is so handsome!

let me in!

Vardy roared, as if it could shake the world!

Seeing this, Riise, who came up to defend, squatted down. Judging by Vardy's posture and strength, it was bound to be a ground-breaking shot. It was boring on him, and the pain was trivial. The key was that he was really afraid of paralysis.

The exclamation in the stands has spread, one side is surprise, the other side is panic!

But in the next moment, the entire stadium was flooded with laughter...

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