I am Vardy
Chapter 159: Walking Tomatoes
Vardy, who has regained the beauty, is very happy. It is reflected in the training ground that Vardy is in a state of bravery and killing the Quartet. Compared with the previous few days, it seems that he has changed completely.
The skinheads gathered together and muttered, expressing surprise at Vardy's transformation.
I think this guy must have taken down the pair of lace edges, otherwise why is it so fierce!
You're right, I thought so too!
I really want a pair of lace, it's so exciting!
Why don't we try our luck at that lesbian nightclub tonight?
Well, see you there!
…
In order to celebrate the new life, Vardy looked in the mirror at his already grown hair and decided to change his hairstyle to symbolize his change of mood.
Without consulting anyone, Vardy came to a well-known modeling studio.
When the top stylist saw Vardy, his face almost wrinkled with laughter.
For them, Vardy, a supernova who has huge influence in the whole of England, can come to them for styling, that is simply the best publicity for them.
The last time Vardy dyed Sha Matt, leading a wave of trends, the barber shop stylist made a lot of money.
So this time, what is Vardy's idea?
As long as you don't shave your head!
When Vardy finished explaining his requirements to the stylist, the stylist was shocked by Vardy. At the same time, he continued to design a series of styles in his head, which can be made into a series and displayed in a large salon. !
A few hours later, Vardy looked in the mirror and expressed satisfaction with his own image, as well as the stylist's technique, it was a pleasant styling experience!
Believe that you can lead a wave of trends again!
Wearing a hat and fully armed, Vardy doesn't want his new look to be exposed early, he must achieve the greatest shocking effect!
Appearing on the training ground the next day, Vardy took off his hat,
Then the entire training ground was silent.
Even Moyes looked like he had seen a ghost. Looking at Vardy's hairstyle, he thought of the killer who used to be......
Nimma, why do I really want to go up and take a bite?
Walking tomato, who brought the salad?
Let's grab it and eat it!
I think it's very handsome. How about we make a series, I'll make a banana, and you get an eggplant?
…
That's right, Vardy dyed his hair into a tomato!
The whole piece is red, very dazzling, and on the top of the head, there are six slightly raised pieces, which are a bit like the shape of a pedicle, and these six leaves are dyed green.
Perfect tomatoes, perfect hairstyle, this is Vardy's latest creation!
Red represents his current prosperous life, while green represents that he was greened by Anne and Grace...
It’s no wonder that the teammates were so surprised that they couldn’t speak. I’ve seen all kinds of weird styles, and even Vardy made himself into a colorful killer, but I’ve never seen my hair styled into a Fruits and vegetables!
Vardy is going to heaven!
Two days ago, Vardy was still in a sluggish state and was abnormally silent. This suddenly came to test everyone's heart again!
Vardy pinched his waist, admiring the dropped jaws of his teammates, feeling infinite satisfaction in his heart!
If it is this effect!
Although at first glance it doesn't look as ridiculous as Shamat's shape, but the tomato head is obviously more interesting and will make people laugh a lot.
Take a look, after the teammates were shocked, they almost rolled on the lawn with laughter. This is the best proof!
Jamie, you can do it. I am optimistic that you will enter the fashion industry. In the future, you will be the leader of the football fashion industry. Beckham has to stand aside!
Jamie, tell me which barber shop you got it from. I'm going to make one too. I want a peach shape. It's pink. It matches my girlish heart!
Go away, I think you are the most suitable for getting a durian!
Go away, jackfruit!
…
After laughing, teammates gathered around one after another, chattering.
First of all, this shape is very gratifying, and it is estimated that it will be very popular;
Secondly, the last time the five of them organized a skinhead party, it created a wave of news, the attention and exposure soared, and everyone got a lot of benefits.
Everyone is envious of the five of them, but the craze has passed, and no one cares even if they shave their heads again.
And now Vardy came up with another weird look, and they were instantly tempted!
Follow Vardy to catch a wave of hot spots, and the popularity and exposure rate are waiting to soar!
Seeing his teammates surround Vardy, the skinheads were about to cry.
They also like Vardy's hairstyle very much, and they really want to get one. The key problem is that they are still bald.
Nima, you agreed to be bald together, and you went wandering on your own again!
Vardy was satisfied with the curiosity of his teammates and took them to the styling studio that day.
By the time they came out, Everton's first team had turned into a fruit and vegetable supermarket!
Apples, bananas, cucumbers, eggplants, carrots...
Oh, by the way, those bald heads were not wasted, they all turned into potatoes...
When he appeared on the training ground again, Moyes really almost didn't lose his breath. Looking at the vegetable and fruit fighters in front of him, Moyes really knelt down to the old men.
He even wondered if he should also cooperate with the players to make a fruit shape, so that at least Everton would look very united!
Vardy didn't expect this kind of consequence. Originally, he wanted to be funny, but now the whole team has almost become funny. I wonder if the system will give him extra rewards if he develops like this.
There is a sense of sight of playing Plants vs. Zombies!
Due to the good secrecy work, no one knew that most of Everton's group had changed their appearance until the next league game started!
In the player tunnel, the Southampton players were dumbfounded. Looking at the Everton players with all kinds of strange shapes, they all felt like aliens had invaded the earth, or else these fruits and vegetables had become fine!
There is no need to play this game, let's ensure your own safety first!
Southampton's players have long known that the game against Everton is easy to run suddenly, because some kind of funny behavior of Vardy becomes a comedy stage, they are already mentally prepared for this, and they even have contingency plans !
But before the game started, Everton gave them such a blow, how can this game be played?
But having said that, they still look pretty good!
When the players on both sides walked out of the player channel, at that moment, Southampton's home court was about to explode.
The exclamation from the fans may far exceed the cheers when the team scores a goal!
What do we see?
What's up with the carrot and banana?
Is this really just an ordinary Premier League game?
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