I am Vardy

The hotel was very clean, and Vardy was lying on the bed. After making sure that no one would disturb him, he couldn't wait to start researching the official version of the big star funny comparison system, referred to as the funny comparison system.

Only then did he realize why the system had such a weird name.

As the name suggests, the big star funny comparison system trains big stars, but the premise is that the big star must be funny, so it is called the big star funny comparison system.

Naturally, there is a focus between big stars and funny comparisons. After understanding the system, Vardy feels that the system's cultivation of big stars is just incidental, and the real purpose is to cultivate big funny comparisons...

In the trial version, the body has been modified by the system, and now the official version does not have this benefit. Vardy is mentally prepared for this.

Vardy has already received the reward for joining the giants youth training camp to complete the task, and understands the system.

'Characteristics' include psychological characteristics, physical characteristics, offensive characteristics, and defensive characteristics. As for whether there are hidden characteristics, the system did not tell.

Each feature has five levels, Lv1-Lv5. Upgrading requires feature points, and feature points are issued by the system.

According to Vardy's understanding, the characteristics are the same as the skills in the game. After lighting up the skills and adding the skills to the full level, it will be super powerful.

The offensive feature rewarded by the system - Super Substitute (Lv1) is used to increase the all-round ability after coming off the bench. Of course, the effect of Lv1 is estimated to be very weak.

The system will issue tasks immediately, and the tasks may reward characteristic points, which can be used to upgrade the characteristic level.

The task is only one of the ways to obtain characteristic points, and the other way is the host's own funny comparison, that is to say, the funny comparison behavior is completed without the system prompting, and then the system evaluates and evaluates at a fixed period, according to the host's funny comparison Behavior issues feature points.

Vardy feels that from now on, he can bid farewell to the life of normal people and be a quiet and funny comparison.

The current system only has these functions, and there are more functions waiting for him to unlock. Vardy feels that if he can be willing to be a funny comparison, then he will definitely become a big star.

By the way, I also took a look at the cheating tasks newly released by the system.

System task: To find a good friend, you must find three teammates who can wear clothes for you

Task Reward: System store opens, feature points +1

It has to be said that the system has already used everything to the extreme. May I ask who can't wear clothes and needs the help of his teammates to get dressed?

If there is really a bearded male teammate helping you get dressed, even if the teammate doesn't misunderstand that you have that relationship, I'm afraid I will be too disgusted to bear it.

However, the rewards of the task made Vardy very jealous. He didn't know what good things would be in the system store, and the characteristic points could upgrade the super substitute from Lv1 to Lv2.

This is definitely a task that cannot be wasted, no matter how disgusting it is, it must be completed.

However, Vardy finally got a not-so-good system prompt——

In the copy of the Manchester United youth training camp, all the host's abilities are reduced by 10%, and the system tasks cannot be completed, and the system will not calculate the host's funny behavior.

This is easy to understand. The host has a strong ability. Going to the youth training camp naked like this is no different from abusing food. The most important thing is, on a stage like the youth training camp, where no one pays attention, who are you making fun of?

So the goal in front of Vardy is also very simple, that is to enter the first team as soon as possible, so as to maximize the system.

Entering the Manchester United first team is easy to say, but in fact it is such a difficult goal.

Among other things, look at Manchester United's current frontcourt configuration.

Ruud van Nistelrooy, the king of the small penalty area, French striker Saha nicknamed Venus, bad boy Alan Smith, baby-faced Solskjaer, and later European golden boot Diego Forlan,

These five forwards alone are enough to make Manchester United the envy of many giants, and don't forget the Italian genius Giuseppe Rossi.

With so many outstanding forwards, Ferguson does not need to go to the youth academy to promote new players. How to balance the playing time of these top stars is enough for him to scratch his head.

Thinking about Vardy, I feel that my future at Manchester United is bleak. This is not a question of strength, but a question of opportunity.

At night, Vardy had a good night's sleep. With a big personality, he felt that it would be better to work hard than to worry. Anyway, he is young and there will be opportunities.

 …

The next morning, Langley drove outside the hotel early, and Vardy had just had breakfast.

Jamie, how did you rest last night? The club will arrange a boarding house for you in a few days, or go to my house! Langley said to Vardy with a little worry.

Before Vardy could answer, the innkeeper's loud voice sounded from upstairs, Damn Drake, do you want to compete with me? Why can't Jamie rest well with me?

Vardy shrugged, it was better for him to stay out of it at this time.

After a pair of middle-aged homosexuals finished arguing, he got into Langley's car and headed to the Carrington training base.

On the way, Langley had already told Vardy that he would be assigned to the U18 echelon. Most of the team was his peers, and he needed to lay a solid foundation here.

Although Langley has been bragging about how strong this U18 youth team is, Vardy, who has the memory of his previous life, knows that after the class of 92, the Manchester United youth academy has never cultivated a real superstar.

The coach of the U18 echelon is Paul McGuinness, and he is also the director of the 17-21 age group. This middle-aged man finally broke Vardy’s perception of Manchester United’s youth training camp. At least he is not the same as Langley sloppy.

But the coach didn't give Vardy any good looks, he was cold, as if everyone owed him money.

Does this guy have conflicts with Langley, and even has a bad impression of himself?

At this moment, Vardy felt that his Manchester United youth training career might be cast a shadow!

When Vardy entered the dressing room, he really found a few familiar faces, such as Cleverley, who was smarter than him, Shawcross, the captain of Stoke City, and Evans, Simpson. , Cathcart...

It is no wonder that Langley said that this U18 team is very strong. From the same point of view, although these players will not have good results in Manchester United in the future, they will at least be able to gain a foothold in the Premier League team, which is already commendable.

Hi, everyone, my name is Jamie Vardy, I just joined the team today! Looking at the players who came over because of his sudden intrusion, Vardy said a little uncomfortable.

There was a brief moment of astonishment, and the atmosphere in the locker room was a bit subtle, but everyone still welcomed Vardy with a symbolic applause.