I am reborn without a pattern

“Brother Haonan, do you want to go to ‘Xinweijiang’ for barbecue?”

"Are you fucking bluffing me? It's rare for me to come to Yongzhou, and you want me to eat barbecue next to the smelly ditch? Then I might as well just eat Kunzhou snail noodles. At least it's sour and refreshing."

"Hehe, don't you want to make a wish with Brother Haonan when the time comes. You are the 'God of Wealth', and you are very effective. Our department will support you, Brother Haonan."

"Fuck, can you do some work that people can do?"

Because Boss Zhang was hanging out near Lingxi University, the Yongzhou Police Department sent out all the plainclothes officers they could to work overtime at night. The security personnel from the capital tried to persuade them, but Zhang Haonan took it as a fart and wore a " Hawaiian style" stepped on flip-flops and went out.

The body is colorful and colorful, lest others can’t see clearly.

The reason why I went to Lingxi University was mainly because I negotiated an order for auto parts here before I was reborn. At that time, the "Xinwei River" was no longer a smelly ditch, and there was also a wetland called "Mingyue Lake" garden.

not bad.

As for now, it's a stinking ditch.

I definitely won’t go there, but it’s okay to find a roadside stall to eat barbecue.

Not afraid of getting tricked and transformed into "Splatoon", the most amazing medical team followed him on this trip to Yongzhou, so Boss Zhang just let him go and do it to his death.

Wu Tai'an's old comrades had hard fists at that time.

But it wasn't as hard as Boss Zhang's fist, so they could only harden slightly.

"Brother Haonan, brother Haonan, the college entrance examination is postponed this year. Do you have any good suggestions?"

"What? You want to go back and repeat your studies?"

"My little brother and sister are going to take the college entrance examination this year. What major should I choose?"

"Where are you?"

"Guizhou."

"Why don't you go to Guizhou to set off cannons in Yongzhou?"

"..."

"But, since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and show you the way."

As Zhang Haonan spoke, he picked off a bunch of mushrooms in one gulp. They were so hot that he hurriedly looked for water to drink.

Fortunately, "Eunuch Eunuch" Wu Tai'an was smart and handed over a cold can of "shabeer". The one he brought with him was not local beer.

The taste of horse urine is average, very light, and it is cheap. Therefore, many animals in "Panda Continent" will save money and drink this stuff during gatherings. By the way, when clinking glasses, they say "Thank you, Brother Haonan, for giving us beer, Nanmen." ".

In short, no matter which version of the "college animal", the whole job is more and more exciting.

"Before I say anything, let me ask again, have you ever considered leaving the province?"

"I want to go to Yangcheng or Bao'an, and I also want to go to Xiangjiang or go abroad. We have too few opportunities in Lingxi."

"That was before!"

Boss Zhang was furious and his eyes widened, "Now that I'm here, can I still lack opportunities?!"

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The animals are so familiar with "Brother Haonan"'s shamelessness and forced pretense, because "Brother Haonan" is the kind of scum who just activates the "banning package" in the forum.

"First of all, in terms of personal development, the hard targets are three public service industries."

Zhang Haonan stretched out his middle finger and shook it, "First, the public security industry, so if you can take the Lingxi Police Academy exam, go for it."

"second."

He continued to shake his middle finger, "In the mass education industry, just apply for normal education. In the short term, be prepared to live in poverty and live in peace. After two and a half years, I guarantee you to take off."

"Why?"

"Have I finished? Are you so anxious to bark?"

"..."

"Damn, this grilled sausage is really good. It tastes a bit like the 'Bridge' starch sausage."

"It's from 'Bridge'."

"I just said it's so delicious, it turns out it's made by me."

"..."

Zhang Haonan then shook his middle finger, "The third one is the public health industry. There is a shortage of doctors, a huge shortage of nurses, and an even greater shortage of nursing workers."

"No, Brother Haonan, you're not lying to us, are you? I feel like the three industries you mentioned... don't make much money."

"Vulgarity, I asked you to show your love and make contributions. Can you open up the pattern a little? Capitalists like me can do things like making money. You college students in the new era must have a bigger picture. High awareness A little, life can be endlessly happy.”

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Although he knew that Boss Zhang was talking nonsense, this kind of joke still made many animals in Yongzhou Normal University feel uncomfortable.

I almost became depressed on the spot.

"In the past, I suggested that your brothers and sisters go into these three professions, and they should be struck by lightning. But, again, I came to Lingxi for three things!"

"fair?"

"What the hell?"

Boss Zhang continued to shake his middle finger, "First, banknotes!"

"Second! Money!"

"third!"

Hiccup~~

After a wine burp, the barbecue was really good. Boss Zhang grabbed another handful of roast beef and said loudly, "It's still banknotes!"

"Brother Haonan, please help me make a fortune after graduation..."

"Damn it, if you are a 'big wave girl', I will make you rich tonight. Even a man with a hair in his mouth makes a wish to me, why should I give you gong?"

"I can do breast augmentation surgery."

"Get out of here."

"Hahahahahaha..."

The animals burst into laughter, and at this time, more animals came to watch "Brother Haonan" carrying their roommates.

"Boss, there are too many people. Do you want to..."

"How about you be the boss and I'll be your bodyguard?"

"..."

"go away!"

"..."

Wu Tai'an stood back with a dark face, and his old comrades saw with their own eyes that the old squad leader's fists were as big as sandbags.

"Brother Haonan, do you want to eat offal?"

"Is there any fried rice?"

"Yes, yes, there is an aunt from Fujian, and the fried rice is delicious!"

"Order one... no, order three."

Zhang Haonan raised his hand and then touched his pocket. He still had his wallet with him, which was full of change, just for this kind of entertainment.

Big money is of no use to him now.

After handing over the money, the beast didn't hesitate. He took the money and went to order fried rice. Two plainclothes men and a bodyguard followed him.

Afraid of poisoning.

"Brother Haonan, can you tell me in detail now?"

"say what?"

"Why do you first consider three public service industries for personal development?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, this beef is roasted really well."

"..."

The can of beer was gone after a few sips, but there were still a lot of roasted leeks and mushrooms. The boss was in a panic because he was always followed by two burly men when he was working.

What a burly man. The aura standing there made him feel like he wouldn't survive tomorrow.

"With the provincial finance of Lingxi Province, it is impossible to support the expansion, and the financial resources are not enough. But why do I still suggest this? Because there will be additional external investment input, and you can try to enter enterprise units outside the system. Also There’s no need to think about whether it’s an iron rice bowl or not, just one word: money!”

"The information you can obtain is very limited, you have no clear concept of social development, and you cannot understand what form this external investment input takes. Although I know it, it is not convenient for me to explain it clearly to you here, but there is one thing What I can guarantee is... I will take action."

As for the "sugar chemical project", it cannot be ventilated. If it is exposed, it will be like the real estate boom in Qiongya Province, and the cost will skyrocket.

Even if Zhang Haonan can deal with the "big speculators", there are still thousands of small and medium-sized "speculators". When this force is gathered together, it is quite terrifying.

Once a "trend" forms, it is difficult to stop it.

Lingxi Province is like most provinces and cities with relatively underdeveloped economies. The surplus capital in the society cannot find an investment direction, so it will focus on "preserving capital" and "adding value" is the next step.

Regardless of whether it is viewed from the perspective of historical laws or actual development, land speculation or all "concepts" on land are high-probability events.

Boss Zhang doesn’t have the time to fight against the laws of history, so it’s enough to retain some valid information and release some confidence in the future.

The shadow of a famous tree, the words "Brother Haonan" may not be powerful enough in other groups, but in the animal pen of colleges and universities, "Brother Haonan" is very convincing.

Because "Brother Haonan" does not engage in fraud, nor does he "make friends". He only talks about money, not ideals.

The most important thing is that "Brother Haonan" has no pattern. He really likes money.

"Brother Haonan" has become a "cultural symbol" among the cattle. He is rooted in vulgar taste and cannot extricate himself. He is a despicable person, an immoral person, and a pure money maker. machine……

On "Panda Continent", countless animals accidentally discovered that "Brother Haonan" was browsing the pictures of Dai Xuezi wearing a vest, and "Brother Haonan" would secretly like the girl who posted the picture.

But does it matter?

It does not matter.

Because "Brother Haonan" is a pure money-making machine.

People simply hope that the money machine will spit out some high-denomination bills for them.

Compared with making money, looking at Milky Snow is nothing.

"Brother Haonan, apart from these, what else is worth pursuing in a few years?"

"This is too broad to talk about, but based on the principle of nearby employment, I can roughly describe the scope."

"Thank you, Brother Haonan."

The animals were joking, but they would still find paper and write down serious things.

In the past, the animals didn't quite understand why someone always had to follow the leader's lead and record speeches. Now that they are in a similar situation, they realize that it is necessary to carry paper and pen with them.

A good memory is not as good as a bad pen.

"I came to Lingxi to make money this time. The rumors you saw on 'Panda Continent', let me clarify here, they are all true."

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Many of the animals who listened carefully almost split their pens.

"Except for those fields that are legendary, in the next few years, the prerequisite investment will still focus on infrastructure construction. Therefore, it will definitely be no problem to apply for civil engineering, road and bridge related majors in the college entrance examination this year. You can earn enough wife and coffin undergraduates within ten years after graduation. , you can retire.”

"After the first phase of basic construction is completed, you will follow the development direction of the 'Sha Food Group' and related enterprises. If you are not familiar with the professional requirements and the professional content, you must seize the time to collect information. There is really no way If you don’t know the channels, go to Panda Continent and ask the netizens who have a Rural Supply and Marketing Cooperative in your hometown. Generally, there will be professional explanations and propaganda within the group, so they can find a way to take photos and upload them.”

"There are many, it's not convenient to say today. After I finish the meeting in the past few days, if there is still a chance to meet, then talk about it and have a chat. If you don't have the chance, go to the student union of your school. Be proactive and don't He’s playing with bureaucracy at such a young age, and I’ve already arrived in Yongzhou, and I haven’t even seen a single member of the student union in the school. Are you not giving me face?”

"Yes, yes, Brother Haonan, the people in the student union have always had problems with you, thinking that you have ruined the atmosphere of college students. Brother Haonan, can you ban them all?"

"Are you the reincarnation of Zhao Gao?"

"Hahahahahaha..."

There was another burst of laughter, Zhang Haonan's fried rice had arrived.

The three portions of fried rice are served not in a plastic foam box, but in a box that looks like cloth and paper. It seems to be a special product for environmental protection at this time.

It's fine if you leave it for a while, but if the food is left for a long time, the juice will seep out, which is very inconvenient.

But this has nothing to do with Boss Zhang, he just eats fried rice.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Wu Tai'an actually took out a big spoon of hot fried rice. After one spoonful, it was estimated that there were not more than two liang, but also one or two halves.

Blow on it and stuff it directly into your mouth.

The animals were stunned.

A huge portion of fried rice, with red radish, green onion and various diced ham and corn kernels. After adding soy sauce, the color is not bright, but rather light brown, oily and fragrant.

It only takes thirty seconds to finish a large box.

Finished two boxes in one minute.

When we were eating the third box, a hidden beast finally hid in the crowd and said loudly: "Brother Haonan, you are really a big loser——"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Boss Zhang was furious: "funny-mud-pee! It's a blessing to be able to eat, what do you know?!"

While they were barking at each other, suddenly there was a burst of excitement in the crowd. Someone said, "Give in, give in." Then several people appeared outside the stall with smiling faces.

Judging from the way he was dressed, he seemed to have a leadership temperament. Later I found out that he was the deputy dean of the College of Agriculture of Lingxi University. He happened to be working at the school today. Hearing that the "God of Wealth" was driving the school, he quickly ordered a few that looked pretty good. Zhou Zheng's young man went straight to his destination.

They were lucky. The security personnel were eager to get the target out of the way quickly, so they let them enter easily.

Zhang Haonan held the lunch box in one hand and a spoon in the other. He glanced at the visitor and immediately laughed: "Damn it, Dean He, are you still in school so late at night?"

"Isn't this a speech prepared for tomorrow's meeting?"

"Don't prepare if you tell me."

"ah?"

He Wuhan, deputy dean of the College of Agriculture at Lingxi University, looked confused, "Mr. Zhang, where do we start talking about this?"

"We have an old relationship, and we also have cooperation projects at Jiankang Agricultural University. When have I cheated my partners?"

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He Wuhan was stunned for a moment, and had a vague hunch that the guy in front of him might be planning to do something wrong at tomorrow's meeting.

The two are not close friends, they just know each other.

Because Jiankang Agricultural University took over the "Biological Center", Zhang Haonan wanted to copy one at Jiankang University and give it to "old lady" Lin Shengnan.

It’s just that there weren’t that many “idle” scientific researchers at that time, so they all provided “scientific research support” through project cooperation.

Lingxi University itself had assistance from South China Institute of Technology, so they made some exchanges. He Wuhan gave part of the scientific research project funds supported by South China Institute of Technology to his colleagues in the school. He went to Liangjiang Province last year. Let’s see if there are any opportunities in Jiankang.

Then on the platform of "Gusu Industrial Park", he opened up some contacts and found three to five million in funding for his disciples.

By the way, Zhang Haonan's sugar processing plant in Shacheng Free Trade Zone was installed and debugged by a graduate student He Wuhan had previously led.

Therefore, although the friendship is not deep, it is definitely not insignificant.

At least it can make Boss Zhang remember it and know exactly which fields the two parties interact with.

"Dean He, do you want to have midnight snack?"

"Can't eat, stomach problem."

He Wuhan shook his head, but he still sat down on a plastic stool and asked, "Tomorrow's meeting will discuss stable development, Mr. Zhang."

"What? Some people think that society is unstable and the economy is not developing?"

"this……"

Too direct, too direct.

He Wuhan had not dealt with Zhang Haonan many times, but the impression left on him every time was that he was simple and crude, leaving no room for maneuver at all.

It's quite refreshing, but it's a pity that a scientific researcher like him has to deal with too many people, so he can't be as carefree as a "big benefactor" like Zhang Haonan.

"Dean He."

Zhang Haonan didn't know when he suddenly conjured up a can of Coke.

He wiped his mouth with a paper towel. He said it was a paper towel, but it was actually toilet paper. After wiping, there was still a little fried rice left in his mouth to chew, and he swallowed it with iced Coke. Then he continued, "Is it stable? Let's see. Look around. No students in the school are taking to the streets. Who says they are unstable? Isn’t that just a slap in the face of these ‘flowers of the motherland’?”

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The animals were indignant when they heard the word “dog face”, and then they found a stall and bought two kilograms.

“As for development, ask the students around. I just boasted to them about future development.”

The animals were very respectful, and they all cheered and nodded, saying that “Brother Haonan” said that he planned to pay each of them 10,000 yuan a month after graduation.

After soaking until more than one o’clock in the morning, the night market in Nanzhou did not decline. Instead, many more people came out to look for food, which made Zhang Haonan feel that the country was really big.

If this was in Gusu, there would be no hair.

When the show ended, everyone was reluctant to leave. The animals really wanted to know how much food “Brother Haonan” could stuff into his stomach, because “Brother Haonan” never stopped talking.

So much so that when new posts were posted on "Panda Continent", the locals simply forgot about serious matters and the first thing they posted was: Damn, "Brother Haonan" is definitely the biggest glutton I have ever seen. Do you know how much he eats?

What the hell is the future? How can it be as interesting as "Brother Haonan's" appetite?