I am reborn without a pattern

"Uncle Zhang, why did you arrange to go to the Stadler Art Museum?"

"Do you believe me when I say I like Rembrandt?"

"..."

Liu Xiaoguang shook his head, he was honest, he didn't believe it.

"Don't believe it? Just don't believe it. I am a hammer hammerer by profession, and I only learned about Rembrandt this morning."

After taking a sip of lemonade, Zhang Haonan glanced around. The local "dragon cavalry" setting up the venue today was really big. Although he was wearing professional attire, the hair on his arms was longer than his.

Sure enough, beautiful German girls have always been rare and a small probability event.

Yesterday, he was admiring the night view at the internal bar, but actually he wanted to eat something delicious. One thing he said was that the snacks at the reception hotel were very good, and the sausages and pickles left a deep impression on him.

The Germans' choice of ingredients is very suitable for the Chinese. Pork is widely available, and offal is also eaten.

And I also met a Helvetian, but he called himself a "High German". This birdman had been hesitating for a long time. He was probably afraid that Zhang Haonan would think he was deliberately making things difficult, so he explained a lot in advance that he had no ill intentions. After that, Zhang Haonan asked a question that still feels magical to this day.

I heard that the dog meat in Pengcheng is crispy?

This is the question the birdman asked.

If this guy asks Boss Zhang how to make money, there is a high probability that there will be no conversation, but if you ask this, wouldn't it be a topic?

Yes, Helvetians also eat dog meat. Of course, the strange "crime" of "eating dog meat" is mainly borne by the Chinese.

The South Koreans, Annamites, Siamese, including the Germans here, all seem to be non-existent.

This Helvetian idiot really wants to try crispy dog ​​meat, but he has never been to China. Here in Frankfurt, he is just an expert in appraising cultural works.

The thing about cultural people...isn't eating dog meat a bit inconsistent with mainstream aesthetics?

So be low-key.

He knew a little bit about Zhang Haonan's background, but he didn't know what kind of celebrity Zhang Haonan was. He could only say that it was a mistake.

Then some of the procedures arranged for the next day are to go to the art gallery and museum next to the Holbein Bridge. In short, it is to show the artistic and cultural heritage.

I can only say that I am right. Boss Zhang, the representative of other entrepreneurs in the same industry, is not sure, but he has a very clear understanding of himself. He knows nothing about elegant art, and he likes to look at those without clothes.

Then this "High German" named Oliver showed Boss Zhang some photos, a pile of profile photos, all of them girls.

Zhang Haonan had a "love for talents" at that time, and decided to let Oliver lead the way during the two days of free activities. He had no other intention, just to see how far the "Dragoon" could fly.

By the way, prostitution has been legalized across Germany this year. This kind of thing that destroys the three outlooks has a great mental impact on Liu Yuanchao's son Liu Xiaoguang.

But Boss Zhang is shameless, and Uncle Zhang is not afraid of mental shock, so he lets Uncle Zhang come.

Oliver's hometown is in Luceno, but he hasn't been back for many years. His surname is not enough to inherit a century-old bank, and his ancestors were only mercenaries of the Pope. A few years ago, he wanted to go to Geneva to work hard on a multinational career.

In the end it turned into "Geneva, refund the money"!

The international organization he was a member of split apart.

Then he let himself go, but because he had a good working experience in international organizations, he successfully entered the German diplomatic service. He was mainly responsible for regional folk cultural exchanges, and then made money through the appraisal of cultural works.

He is also a "cultural relics dealer", but he doesn't look like a stranger, only a regular customer.

As long as Boss Zhang is willing, he can find a way to try to replace the "Jian Kiln Black Glaze Rabbit Hair Cup"...

A bowl is very important to many people, but Boss Zhang has no fluctuations in his heart. On the contrary, the "Ru Kiln Brush Wash" from the Dresden National Art Collection, Boss Zhang thinks it is quite beautiful.

However, the asking price was two million euros, and Oliver said that he would just earn some hard-earned money, and most of it would belong to others.

As for who this other person was, Oliver didn't say, and Zhang Haonan didn't ask.

Anyway, I'm in a good mood, and I actually made new "friends" when I came to Germany.

Oliver complained about his boss throughout the whole process. Anyway, the Chinese will leave Germany in two days, and he is not afraid of his boss knowing.

"Uncle Zhang, are you familiar with this person?"

"I'm not familiar with it, what's wrong?"

"I think Brother Wu is angry."

"Why bother with that idiot? He knows how to hook up. This foreign devil gave me a picture album of foreign girls. Can he be a bad person?"

"..."

"Did he show it to you?"

"No."

"Look, can this be a bad guy? He just left me alone to see. Isn't that interesting?"

"..."

With that said, Zhang Haonan patted Liu Xiaoguang on the shoulder, "You are doing art in Shaozhou, is there anything exciting?"

"No!"

"You understand what I mean, which means you have seen it before. It seems that the local veteran cadres are very energetic."

"..."

Liu Xiaoguang, who couldn't keep up with Zhang Haonan's thinking, felt that his brain was about to shut down. His old father repeatedly warned him that Uncle Zhang was not a human being, but a beast, so he must stay calm.

The old father is worthy of being an old father. He is well-informed and determined.

"By the way, this foreign devil told me that there will be protest groups from other countries barking on the road outside for a while. If you see a lion flag or something, stand up and slap the protestors."

"Huh? Isn't this appropriate?"

"What's inappropriate? If it weren't for your youth, why would I use you? I'm promoting you. Besides, as long as we don't blow up the art museum and be labeled as terrorists, immunity is very easy to use. You have no plans Come to Europe to develop, right?”

"I have never considered working abroad."

"That's enough. I guess they came from Paris. They are more courageous. Those who came to protest did not have heavy weapons. This is Frankfurt, and the medical level is acceptable. As long as you don't die on the spot, I can use the money to get you out of Hell. Redeemed there."

"..."

Liu Xiaoguang didn't understand why he did this, but his old father Liu Yuanchao also reminded him when he came. In order to let him come this time, the "Old Liu family" was ashamed and listened to Uncle Zhang in everything.

He listened, but he still had to ask, so Liu Xiaoguang asked Zhang Haonan: "Uncle Zhang, if there is any commotion, will it be a diplomatic incident?"

"It's a joke. No one dares to point fingers at me in diplomacy. I am the only one pointing fingers at them. You are the person I support, who dares to say anything? Just let you show your face and rise to the top. I will do it in the future. At your uncle's level, you can retire and your father can die in peace."

"..."

"There are quite a few people who want to kill your old Liu family now, and your father is very scared. As the old saying goes, people leave when their tea is cold. That's what happens when you have no strength."

Patting Liu Xiaoguang's shoulder again to tell him not to be nervous, Zhang Haonan saw Oliver coming over with a walkie-talkie and communicated quickly in English in private.

"There is a painting studio. Mr. Zhang, would you like to take a look?"

"How's the artistic atmosphere?"

"It's all 'Venus'."

"Oliver, I now solemnly invite you to visit China. The dog meat in Pengcheng is very delicious."

Oliver reached out and shook Zhang Haonan's hand, then smiled and said nothing.

The "Venus" with both hands are girls working part-time in the neighborhood. Of course, they are not prostitutes, they are just part-timers, which is not common.

But if a congressman or entrepreneur is hosting a banquet and needs a purer appearance, they will appear there.

Pay the money with one hand and take off your clothes with the other.

How should I put it, from the perspective of dopamine, in fact, for the powerful, this picture does not have any strong sensory stimulation.

However, just because purity looks beautiful, the desire for power that destroys purity is expanded and released.

Zhang Haonan actually has no desire for power, and he is not interested in the destruction of purity. The reason why he is so interested is just perversion.

Nothing else.

After all, when I met with important officials of the German government and business representatives, all I saw were tall and powerful "dragon cavalry", mixed with weird perfumes. The foreigners themselves may not feel it. Boss Zhang almost vomited just sitting there. .

However, what they didn't expect was that Germans were not the only ones who had fun in this world.

"Fuck, Xiaoguang, go and slap those bald guys."

"..."

Liu Xiaoguang originally thought he could fool him through this level, but he never expected that Uncle Zhang would do it for real.

The commotion broke out instantly, but Boss Zhang ignored Wu Tai'an's fire-breathing eyes, took out a lighter and gave it to Liu Xiaoguang, and lit it on the spot.

"Don't be afraid, it's not considered arson. Besides, CCTV International News won't show you the camera."

Boss Zhang then raised his chin towards CCTV. The accompanying reporter looked like a mother, but did not dare to say anything...