Honkai Impact 3rd, welcome to the Q&A space

The captain of the ship has been busy for a long time, and the owner of the ship has been busy all day.

[Kiana] "Is there a lot of useless things in the captain's house? It seems that three useless things have been found in less than a minute..."

[Bronya] "Too frequent..."

[Padofilis (Elysian Land)] "Doesn't that mean that the captain's house hasn't been cleaned for a long time? Then it's normal for me to help him solve it."

[Captain] "Speaking of cabbage that likes to steal electricity... Ai-chan, the electricity bill last month has increased by nearly double. Do you know what's going on? I need a reasonable explanation."

[Ai-chan] "Hahaha, boss, you can ask the dean about this kind of thing. It has nothing to do with me, really! ”

【Theresa】"Don't you dare to accuse the dean of this academy, Ai-chan!"

【Captain】"Come on, Ai-chan, don't I know you? You have stolen electricity in Hyperion before."

"I don't care about the past. I just want to know why the electricity bill this time is twice as much as before?"

【Ai-chan】"This...that..."

【Captain】"Confess and be lenient, resist and be strict. Do you know how painful it was when I saw the bill? Tell the truth, Ai-chan, or don't blame me for being cruel!"

【Ai-chan】"Boss! I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have been lucky and thought that you came to Saint Freya. The college's expenses must be higher than before, so I won't be caught if I steal more. I promise I won't do this next time!"

[Captain] "Well, a good AI is one that can correct its mistakes. How are you going to compensate for the electricity bill?"

[Ai-chan] "I report it. I expose it. The administrator sister Aiyi·HyperianΛ also stole a lot of electricity, and she stole more than me..."

Before Ai-chan finished speaking, she was knocked unconscious by a hammer made of data. After doing all this, Aiyi threw the hammer aside and spoke in the live broadcast room as if nothing had happened...

[Aiyi] "Well, Ai-chan's intelligent system has some problems, especially in terms of logic. I have already started to... She repaired it, so please don't mind what she said just now. "

[Captain] "Really? I thought you were also an accomplice, Ai Yi..."

[Ai Yi] "How could that be, Captain? You think too much."

[Hua (Le Tu)] "Su, I saw you staring at the comic book "The New Transfer Student is Dangerous" on the screen for a long time. Is there any problem?"

[Su (Le Tu)] "Nothing, I just feel that the characters in that comic book are familiar, but the picture is a bit far away and can't be seen clearly."

[Yue Xia] "Now all I need is for me to post couplets with humans~"

In the video, the captain, who had been busy all day, lay exhausted on the bed and fell asleep with an eye mask on.

In his dream, a familiar and soft voice sounded in the captain's ears, but the captain was still a little fuzzy in his dream, and it sounded intermittent "Human... humans... can't... come... fast..."

The captain heard someone calling him in a daze, and wondered in his heart, "Who is calling me?"

"Appointment... hurry..., no... again..."

Captain "Appointment? It seems that you have made an appointment with someone, who is it?"

At this time, the captain heard that voice seemed to apologize "I'm... sorry..."

When the captain was still wondering why he had to apologize, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his arm, which made the captain wake up instantly and sit up from the bed "Ahhhhh it hurts so much!"

The captain woke up and looked at Xiao Yuexia next to him biting his arm, and it was bleeding. At this time, the captain realized who the voice was, but he didn't know what Xiao Yuexia wanted to do "Huh?"

Seeing that the captain woke up, Xiao Yuexia let go of her mouth and apologized to him.

The captain remembered that the weekly blood sucking time should not have arrived yet, and only after asking did he know Xiao Yuexia's purpose.

But he felt the pain in his arm and asked, "So what happened just now?"

Xiao Yuexia explained to the captain what happened just now, "You told me before going to bed that you had to post the couplets early today. I came to call you to get up, but you didn't wake up."

Xiao Yuexia recalled what happened just now...

(Xiao Yuexia saw that the captain was still sleeping, so she shook the captain desperately and told the captain to get up, "Human brother, get up quickly, it's too late to post the couplets!")

(Xiao Yuexia saw that the captain showed no signs of waking up, and anxiously slapped the captain's face with her fighting hand, "About

Okay, early risers, get up quickly, don't sleep any more!")

Yuexia continued to explain what happened later, "I pushed you and patted your face but you didn't respond, you were sleeping very deeply."

The captain was a little surprised at his sleep quality, he still didn't wake up even in this state.

(Seeing that the captain still didn't respond, Xiao Yuexia could only hug the captain's arm and apologized, "It hurts to bite, but I'm sorry!" Then he opened his mouth and bit it...)

Yuexia, "In the end, I could only bite you to wake you up, but I accidentally bit you and bled..."

The captain finally knew the whole process of the matter and felt relieved, "Is that so..."

But the captain was very confused, he clearly remembered to set the alarm at 6 o'clock before going to bed, why didn't the alarm ring?

The captain asked Xiao Yuexia about the current time, "Yuexia, what time is it now?"

Xiao Yuexia answered innocently, "It's already four o'clock."

Captain, "Only four o'clock! ? ”

For Yuexia, four o'clock is very late, but for a normal captain, four o'clock is a bit too early.

[Zaoyou] "Too scary, if you make me get up at four in the morning, you might as well kill me!"

[Keqing] "Indeed, even I think four o'clock is a bit early, about six o'clock is about right..."

[Stargazing] "Yuexia, you really didn't hold back, you even bit Mr. Assassin and made him bleed."

[Yuexia] "I didn't mean to..."

[Ailixia (Elysium)] "Yuexia is so cute like this!"

[Traveler Ying] "I really want to lure her into my Chenge Pot!"

[Captain] "No, Yuexia is mine! You two evil demons, don't even think about touching my Yuexia! ”

[Yuexia] “Shy〃∀〃”

[Xingxing] “Angry (╬◣д◢)”

[Ailishia (Elysian Land)/Traveler Ying] “Then the others…”

[Captain] “That won’t work! You can’t touch Theresa and Xingxing while I’m here!”

[Theresa] “Captain, you don’t have to do this…”

[Xingxing] That’s right, don’t you trust me? Mr. Assassin~”

[Yuexia] “After all, you two are still [children], and it’s easy for you to be kidnapped by human traffickers, but it doesn’t matter, as a big sister, I will protect you two~”

[Xingxing/Theresa] “Yuexia, that’s enough!!”

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