Hokage: To Begin With, Tsunade Doesn't Preach Martial Arts

The lewd white fur who was punched out of the house by Tsunade and lay in the yard lay on the ground for a long time before he trembled and stood up from the ground.

The lewd white hair covered his chest and came to the house, watching Xuanyuan Wuji, Tsunade, and Orochimaru talking and laughing as they ate, and suddenly became angry.

He came to the inside of the restaurant, glared at the three people and shouted angrily: "Hey, I said you guys are too much! "

This is my home, this is Xuanyuan's cooking, why should we wait for you idiot!" Tsunade pouted disdainfully as he looked at the lewd white hair.

"You..." The lewd white-haired face turned purple, he wanted to refute, but couldn't think of anything to refute, Tsunade was right.

"Let's go to the kitchen and eat, if you don't eat again, Tsunade will finish the dishes." The big snake pill spoke up and gave the lewd white hair a step, after all, they are teammates and brothers.

"I'll refute you when I'm full!" said the lewd white hair, rushed to the kitchen to fill a bowl of rice, sat down and began to gulp down.

Everyone should know who such a shameless person is.

That's right, you guessed it.

That wretched white hair is Jiraiya, the future Toad Immortal, who was called Jiraiya by Naruto Uzumaki, the character full of pathos....

When the dragon returns from the sea, the sea does not welcome me.

When the fallen leaves return, the leaves do not welcome my three immortals.

Yunhe should return to the sky, and the sky does not welcome me Miaomu Immortal.

Tiger angelica mountain, mountain should not be my great hero.

Jiraiya was almost a little in his life, almost saw Orochimaru turn around, almost finished writing intimate heaven, almost saw Naruto become a Hokage, almost saw Naruto get married.

Almost married... (Xuanyuan Wuji: There can be no !! this)

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"Zilaiye, that dish was made for me by Xuanyuan, you put it down." "

Don't give! whoever grabs it counts.

"Big Snake Pill, leave me some braised pork!" "

Tsunade, don't eat alone, we haven't eaten it yet!"

Xuanyuan Wuji laughed happily as he looked at Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Big Snake Pill at the table.

Such a picture of the fight at the dinner table has often happened since the few of them became friends, and Xuanyuan Wuji enjoyed this kind of life.

In my previous life, I had no friends and no objects, but now I have a fiancée of a big beautiful girl, and two good friends, how good this kind of life is.

"Hey, you guys leave me some, this is the rice I cooked!" Xuanyuan Wuji saw that there were not many dishes left, and also joined the fray.

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After eating, Xuanyuan Wuji, Tsunade, and Orochimaru sat in the living room drinking juice and chatting about the sky.

Of

course he went to wash the dishes, eating and drinking for nothing does not exist here in Xuanyuan Wuji, want to be a white!

Even Tsunade has to let him sleep at night!" "Tsunade

, what mission are you going on this time?

Xuanyuan Wuji sat on the sofa and held Tsunade and asked.

Tsunade had never been so tired when they were on a mission before, but today Tsunade actually fell asleep tiredly on the sofa, and Orochimaru looked tired.

This made him curious.

"It's not Sarutobi-sensei, he let us destroy a robber's den and let us help the villagers' families farm. Tsunade said with a look of indignation.

"This dead monkey, dare to let my daughter-in-law farm, see if the next time I see him will not burn his beard."

"Who is your daughter-in-law, don't face." Tsunade buried his face in Xuanyuan Wuji's arms embarrassedly.

"Of course it's you, you're my daughter-in-law."

"I haven't said I married you."

"If you don't marry me, who do you marry, except me, who dares to marry you, I will break his third leg."

"You're too overbearing, I like it so much."

Xuanyuan Wuji and Tsunade didn't care about the big snake pill on the side, and began to show affection, the two of them were tired and crooked, and the sweet ones were panicked, the kind that can get diabetes at a glance.

Orochimaru: ......

.................. Although he is used to it, he still can't accept it, there is no show of affection and dog food in the ninja world, but he feels that he has just eaten a seven-point full stomach, and now he is desperate.

"I said why are you two like this again, me and Orochimaru are still here. After

brushing the bowl, Jiraiya just came to the living room and saw Tsunade and Xuanyuan Wuji showing affection, and the whole person shivered, it was too disgusting.

Because of Xuanyuan Wuji's intervention, Jiraiya does not have the kind of feelings between men and women for Tsunade, and he can also like his big sister.

Tsunade... Only Xuanyuan Wuji likes this kind of woman who has no femininity.

Jiraiya and Tsunade, the two of them just look at each other unfavorably.

One dislikes the other party as a lewd lust, and the other dislikes the other party as a man who is not feminine, flat-chested and has no ass.

"I want you to take care of it, this is my home, you lewd white-haired ghost." Tsunade glared viciously at Jiraiya.

"Okay Tsunade, don't say such hurtful things. Xuanyuan Wuji held Tsunade's hand and rubbed her head.

The big snake pill who was silent on the side looked at Xuanyuan Wuji suspiciously, something was wrong, this is not his character.

"Good brother, I'll just..." Zi Lai was also greatly moved, it was still his own brother, but before the words were finished, Xuanyuan Wuji's next words, he was not moved at all.

"If only you just said that he was also a single dog that no one wanted. Xuanyuan Wuji kissed Tsunade's forehead and said with a bad smile.

"Hahahahaha" After hearing Xuanyuan Wuji's words, Tsunade covered his stomach and laughed, and the laughter was very heroic.

When the big snake pill heard this, he nodded with satisfaction, this was the Xuanyuan Wuji he knew.

"Xuanyuan, you..." Zi Lai also sat on the ground exaggeratedly, covering his chest with one hand and pointing at Xuanyuan Wuji with the other.

"Fade, feelings fade, we are still not good brothers."

"It's brothers. Xuanyuan Wuji nodded seriously.

"Brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes, I can tell this. "

Haha, well said!" Jiraiya knocked his fist on his chest, laughing loudly, while also glancing at Tsunade defiantly.

"Hmph" Tsunade heard this, good you Xuanyuan Wuji, you don't go to bed tonight, snorted coldly, and huffed and wanted to get up from Xuanyuan Wuji's arms, but Xuanyuan Wuji hugged her and didn't let go.

"But brothers are like centipedes' brothers, and women are like winter clothes. Xuanyuan Wuji looked at Zi Laiye with an evil smile.

"No!!" Jiraiya was also collapsed by this successive reversals, and he didn't come up in one breath and lay on the ground.

"Hahahaha" looked at Ji Lai like this, Xuanyuan Wuji, Tsunade, and Orochimaru all laughed.

What they like the most is to watch themselves also play treasure and be funny.

Self is the pistachio of their small group.

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