Happy Little Scholar

"Hey, brother, why don't you speak? Are you mute?"

Li Yi spoke, dipped his index finger in tea, and wrote a line of words on the table.

"The Taoist nun is next door, are you alone?"

Miss Liu Er nodded, then pointed at his face.

Li Yi was stunned for a moment, and his eyes widened again.

"Are you really the only one?" He mouthed, and Miss Liu Er nodded and pointed at his face again.

"Ruyi..." Li Yi just wrote two words on the table. Miss Liu Er nodded slightly and pointed at his face again.

What's important now is not his face, but how the two of them escaped. Li Yi waved his hand, reached to his ear, touched the edge of the mask, and pulled it off fiercely.

"hiss……"

He almost cried out in pain, covering his face that instantly became hot with both hands, and tears of pain were about to flow out.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were mute..."

Li Yi had tears in his eyes, his voice was choked, and he said extremely apologetically: "I'm sorry, I used to have a friend with aphasia, but he is no longer here. I feel uncomfortable and a little rude. I'm sorry..."

"Wait here, I will think of a way." After Miss Liu Er wrote a line of words on the table with tea, she looked at him deeply, turned and left.

Li Yi stood up and said, "Brother, hey, brother, don't leave. I didn't mean to say that you are mute!"

Watching Miss Liu Er walk out, Li Yi closed the door and sat back at the table.

Miss Liu Er actually caught up with her. This was probably the best thing that had happened to her recently.

Although the two of them combined were no match for the Taoist nun, they felt inexplicably more at ease in their hearts.

Of course, if the second uncle didn't have to worry about his old arms and legs and could come with him, he wouldn't be here now, but in the next room, letting the Taoist nun kneel down and sing Conquer.

Every time after waking up, he would silently express his admiration to his second uncle in his heart.

Cheating is not scary, the scary thing is cheating all his life. He looked at the pile of powder on the table and couldn't imagine what kind of state his second uncle had reached now.

If there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, the old man will still be able to sleep for several decades. He is already terrifying enough now. Will he really sleep in a broken void in a few decades?

Li Yi picked up his chopsticks. At this time, he no longer found the dishes on the table unpalatable, and he ate them all in a short while.

Not long after I put down my chopsticks, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Brother, are you here to collect the dishes?" Li Yi walked over quickly, opened the door, and saw the Taoist nun standing outside, walking straight into the room.

The middle-aged Taoist nun sat on a chair in the room and asked, "Didn't the narcolepsy relapse in the past two days?"

Li Yi closed the door, walked over and said, "It's easy to get sleepy after sitting in the carriage for a long time. It's been much better in the past two days."

"You and King Shu have a long-standing grudge, and I have heard about it for a long time."

Li Yi waved his hands repeatedly, "A small friction, a small friction..."

"You are right about one thing. The treatment the King of Shu received is indeed not like what a prince should experience." The middle-aged Taoist nun looked at him and said: "But don't forget that he is the eldest son. No matter how mediocre he is, there will always be people behind him. With the Cui family, many great families, and so many courtiers, the throne should belong to him."

"You also know that Emperor Jing's time is running out. The King of Shu has only touched the bottom line of an emperor this time. Once Emperor Jing's condition worsens, the King of Shu will inevitably be recalled to Kyoto. Have you ever thought about how you and Li will be affected by that time? How should we behave at home?”

Of course Li Yi had thought about this matter.

Because he knew that he and the King of Shu were in the same situation, he had left a way out for the Li family a long time ago, so he did so much for the eldest princess for free, so he sent the King of Shu out of Beijing, so he let the King of Shu His vitality was seriously injured and he returned to before liberation overnight, so the King of Shu could only stay in Shuzhou honestly for the rest of his life. Once he left Shuzhou, he would face countless killers.

With the title of King of Killers "killing one person in ten steps and leaving no trace in a thousand miles", coupled with the temptation of ten thousand taels of silver, and such a generous salary, there will always be a lot of people who can't control it.

If ten thousand taels is not enough, then twenty thousand taels.

Whether you want fame or profit, you must satisfy those people.

The Taoist nun said again: "You should know that the day the King of Shu came to the throne was the day when your Li family was destroyed. Although the Jing Kingdom is large, there is no place for you."

"good."

Li Yi nodded. In principle, what the Taoist nun said was not wrong at all.

"Even if you hide in other countries, you will not have a good life." The middle-aged Taoist nun looked at Li Yi and said: "As long as you join the Holy Cult, I will definitely protect you and your Li family. When the time comes, If you follow the Holy Religion to overthrow the Li family's imperial power, you will be able to defeat thousands of people. This palace has asked you to consider this matter a long time ago. How are you considering it now? "

Li Yi sighed and said, "Li is incompetent. I really don't know what he can do for the Taoist Priest."

"You don't have to be modest." The middle-aged Taoist nun shook her head and said: "Among the younger generations of Qi and Jing, the only one who can compare with you is the third prince of Qi, and you are different from him. In the whole world, you are the only one who can enter my eyes."

Li Yi blushed a little when he said this. Although this Taoist nun was a bit bad, her words were rare and pertinent. She also had a pair of wise eyes. She had saved him before, but this time she kidnapped Ruyi while she was pregnant. This is unforgivable, maybe I can still have some good feelings towards her...

It's a pity that he has no interest in rebelling against the old emperor. Moreover, the Holy Cult is a good thing. This Taoist nun is obviously not a good leader. Even the most basic intelligence system is messed up. It is really hard to see. …

Li Yi looked at her and asked, "I wonder what the president wants me to do?"

The middle-aged Taoist nun said: "Liu Li, God's punishment... As long as you serve my holy religion with all your heart, I will definitely not treat you badly."

Liuli doesn't care. This thing will be worthless in a short time. It is estimated that it is already on the way to a blowout. Soon, not only Jingguo, but also Qi, Zhao and Wu will be spared. These things were arranged before he left. .

Naturally, God's punishment cannot be given to him. If this thing spreads and is obtained by Qi State, Jing Guo is afraid that it is a pill, and his life will be sad in the future...

There was a tangled expression on Li Yi's face. This Taoist nun is too powerful, and he is still in her hands. There is currently no good way to get the holy religion into his hands. The thoughts of fanatic believers are not so easy to change. , God’s punishment must not be given...

"Are you worried that I will do that thing of crossing the river and burning down the bridge?" The middle-aged Taoist nun saw his hesitation, threw a sign on the table, and said: "With this sign, you are the protector of the holy religion, and your status is only I will give you another half month to think about it..."

After the middle-aged Taoist nun said this, she glanced at him and turned around to leave.

Li Yi took out the sign and looked at it in his hand. It was actually a jade sign. It was heavy and felt very tactile...

According to what the man in blue said, their holy religion has hundreds of thousands of believers in Qi and Jing. Doesn't it mean that with this sign, everything below one person and above ten thousand people is like a cloud? But under one person, there are more than 100,000 people...

If this Taoist nun is accidentally hit by a meteorite while walking on the road or chokes on food or water, wouldn't he be the new leader?

No, they believe in the Queen of Heaven. What should they be called, God?

No, no, it sounds too ugly. How about calling it Mingjiao? If it is called Mingjiao, he is the leader, and the name Mingjiao is good for publicity...

"The Sun and Moon God Sect has cultivated martial virtues, benefited the people, and unified the world for thousands of generations!"

"The holy fire of light is coming to the earth, burning up the injustices in the world!"

"The leader will enjoy immortal blessings forever, and his life span will be as long as the heavens!"

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Listen, listen, this is a professional slogan. Just a few people shouting at the top of their lungs that the Holy Queen has appeared and that the Holy Queen will protect her. The authority has suddenly dropped. If you want to develop believers, you must not shout the slogan first. Need to be louder?

Under the same conditions, if he was taught how to run this stall, the believers might have spread all over the world. With a single call and a wave of his hand, he could rebel against the old emperor and let him squander his money all day long and find things for himself to do...

When he thought of this, Li Yi looked at the jade plaque in his hand again. The first teaching protector, this is full of sincerity! .

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