Happy Little Scholar

[ps: I originally wanted to write a single chapter about it, but after thinking about it, I decided not to be pretentious anymore. You don’t need to keep those who can’t be kept, and you don’t need to keep those who can be kept. That’s it, the author writes and the readers read. It’s easy to get together or to part ways... It actually rhymes and can make up two sentences. 】

"Did you hear it clearly?" the second uncle asked while lying on the rocking chair.

"Listen clearly." The sloppy old man stood aside respectfully, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.

The second uncle glared at him, "You heard clearly, why don't you go quickly!"

The sloppy old man quickly reminded: "Senior, the antidote, I forgot the antidote!"

The old man threw a porcelain bottle over and said: "There are a hundred antidotes here. Each one can suppress the toxins in your body for two days. That is to say, up to seven months. After seven months, if you still can't kill the person, bring back……"

"Yes, what will happen?" the sloppy old man asked tremblingly.

"The limbs were stiff, the seven orifices were bleeding, and within an hour, they turned into a puddle of pus."

The sloppy old man's face changed greatly, and he said: "Senior, can you give me a few more? The world is so big, it's so difficult to find someone, what if, what if you still haven't found someone after seven months..."

The second uncle nodded and said, "So, you must not delay."

Dirty old man: "------"

Not long after, a sloppy old man walked out of Li's house without a horse, with a look of defeat on his face.

He lifted up his sleeves and looked at his arms, the decadence on his face became even stronger.

This time, it's real poison...

"Damn Taoist nun, damn old monster..." He quickly got on his horse and put away a sign in his arms. With this thing, he could get enough information along the way.

"drive!"

The old man raised his whip, and a puff of smoke quickly rose up on the road.

"Second uncle, I'm worried about my husband, how about I go too?" Ruyi stepped forward, her face full of eagerness.

"What's the point of going?"

The second uncle glanced at her and said: "You are pregnant now, how can you fight with a grandmaster? Don't use your true energy until the child is born. There is always no shortage of geniuses in the martial arts world. There are some top masters, why do they have no heirs left, and why did your father give up his martial arts back then? Have you forgotten?

If there is any oversight, the two of you will never have peace of mind for the rest of your life. "

Ruyi bit her lip and finally fell silent.

"Where's Ruyi?" the old man suddenly asked.

"She went to Liumeng." Ruyi looked up to the west, sighed and said, "I don't know how much hardship Xianggong will endure..."

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"These fruits are all wilted and not fresh at all. Do you have any pears? Come and try two fresh pears." Li Yi lay comfortably on a soft place and pointed at Lan Yi in the room. the man said.

"Where can I find fresh pears for you at this time of year!" The man in blue said angrily, "And this is still on a ship, so don't go too far!"

"are you going?"

"You-----just wait for me!"

The man in blue's face fell and he strode out of the room.

Li Yi rubbed his head and threw a candied date in his mouth. He had been on the boat for an hour and his head was a little dizzy.

Putting aside meeting that damn Taoist nun, today is actually a very happy day.

He was finally going to have a child, something he had never experienced in his entire life.

However, Ruyi must be very worried now, Xiaohuan will definitely cry, and Miss Liu Er is probably not happy either, because she promised to sponsor her another hundred thousand taels of silver in a few days, but she doesn’t know how long it will take now. .

The old emperor was probably not in a good mood. He had made a lot of money these days. He originally planned to persuade him to raid a few more people's homes. This was the fastest way to make money, but he had to wait until he came back.

I still hope that he can survive for a while. If he goes to Hexi early, Jingguo will be in chaos. After all, the King of Shu will not be able to return to Kyoto alive, and the other princes will definitely be killed. By then, the eldest princess , Yongning and Tsundere Lolita...

"The pears you want!"

The man in blue came in from outside and placed two yellow pears on a plate on the table.

"Really?" Li Yi asked in surprise.

The man in blue twitched his mouth. He almost rummaged through the warehouse before he found these two pears. This hateful guy actually entertained himself like this...

If the empress hadn't given an explanation, he swore that he would definitely kill him!

"It's a pity that it's not new." Li Yi shook his head and said.

"By the way, do you have any wine?"

"Drinking will cause trouble, the queen will not allow it!"

"Bring the jar of wine."

"I'm telling you, you really shouldn't go too far!"

"Do you want to take it or not?"

"------"

"This wine has no taste." Li Yi shook his head, but he made do with it. If he really wanted to bring the wine from Ruyifang, he couldn't bear it.

Suddenly thinking of something, Li Yi pointed outside and said, "I just saw a painting boat next to me. Do you want to call two girls from there..."

"Forget it, forget it..." Seeing the man in blue on the verge of breaking out, Li Yi waved his hand and said, "I don't want this woman. I'm so happy today. I'll buy you a drink."

"The queen said you can't drink alcohol."

…

"Where are we going?" Li Yi took a bite of the pear and asked with a smile.

A trace of confusion appeared on the face of the man in blue, and he said: "Of course it is the Qi State. The foundation of my holy religion is in the Qi State. I am not bragging to you. We are in the Qi State. There are, one hundred thousand believers..."

"So many?" Li Yi had a surprised expression on his face.

It has grown to a MLM organization with 100,000 people. This can be regarded as a classic case. Who doesn’t know how to brainwash? If we can get all these people...

The man in blue had a look of disdain on his face and said: "What does this mean? Not only Qi State, but also Jing State, the Holy Cult already has many believers. We deliberately took some detours on this trip, just to go to Shu. King Shu, you know..."

"Well, I've heard of it before, but I'm not familiar with it." Li Yi nodded and was about to continue asking when he suddenly heard a bang and the man in blue fell onto the table, snoring.

"Carry him out."

The middle-aged Taoist nun walked in from outside the cabin, waved her hand, and someone immediately carried the man in blue out.

"How about it? As long as you join our holy religion, you will immediately get the treatment of a first-level protector. I hope you can consider it carefully. I don't even need your Liu League to do things for my holy religion..." the Taoist nun said, and then raised the question. When I looked up, I realized that the young man opposite had fallen asleep leaning on the soft couch.

She frowned, turned around and walked out of the room, waved her sleeves, and closed the door gently.

"It's wonderful to watch." She ordered the two people at the door and walked away.

…

Li Xuan happily stepped into the palace gate and said loudly as soon as he entered: "I just met Liu Jimin at the gate of the palace. He said..."

He looked at the little maid with red and swollen eyes in astonishment and asked, "What's going on? Who bullied you?"

A moment later, he walked out of the Li Mansion with a gloomy face, got on the carriage, and whispered: "Enter the palace!"

"Is your wife pregnant?" Emperor Jing put down the accounts in his hands and temporarily suppressed the joy of having nearly one million taels of silver entering the treasury. He smiled and said, "I have been told that Li Yi, the uncle of Chang'an County, has fulfilled his duties and shared your worries. Marquis of Chang'an County, his wife is Liu. She is sensitive and virtuous, and has a graceful and elegant appearance. She is chosen by Lanzhi and given a third-grade imperial edict..."

Changde hurriedly walked in from outside the palace, looked up at Emperor Jing, and said, "Your Majesty, something happened to County Uncle Li..."

"Bastard, something like this happened under the emperor's feet!" Emperor Jing's face darkened, and the next moment he covered his chest and frowned deeply...

A quarter of an hour later, a fleet of fast horses galloped out of the palace gate, and the Secret Service was dispatched in full force, making the officials and dignitaries in the capital tremble with fear. The glass charity sale had just ended, could it be that His Majesty was planning to make another big move... …

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…

The knot in his heart was relieved, and when Li Yi woke up, it was almost dusk.

I opened the door and walked out. On the sparkling river, there were groups of boats, singing and laughing everywhere. I didn't know where I was.

"Aren't you leaving?" she asked, looking at the two people at the door.

"The river is congested at this time, and the queen has given orders not to leave until after midnight."

Li Yi nodded and said, "It's still early, why not go up and listen to the opera and watch the singing and dancing."

"What did you just do to me?" The man in blue walked over angrily.

"I want to go up and listen to the show, do you want to come with me?"

The man in blue said angrily: "Don't even think about it, I won't be fooled by you again. You can only stay on the boat and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

Li Yi waved his hand and said, "Then I'll ask your queen."

A quarter of an hour later.

"Look, isn't it more interesting to go out for a walk than to stay on the boat?"

Li Yi looked back at the dozen or so people behind him, pointed to the front and said: "There is a hook bar in front of you. Go in and watch the show, listen to the stories, and if you see anything you like, just go and buy it. I will be the host today. Remember Go back and ask your empress for reimbursement..."