Global Shock: You Call This An Amusement Park? !

November 1, 2021.

It was destined to be an uneasy day.

A lot of things happened before this day, and it doesn't matter after this day.

The second oil spill occurred in Mosigo Bay in the Stars and Stripes, and the pollution range reached hundreds of kilometers!

A world-renowned microphysicist has passed away!

Feizhou Nila Gongge volcano erupts! More than 100,000 people are homeless!

Many big events that usually occupy the headlines of the international news page are all suppressed by the news from the Xia State Propaganda Department at 9:05, the capital time of Xia State!!

The Xia Guo Propaganda Department issued the first announcement in such an understatement:

[Xia Fang first discovered in February last year, located east of 126 east longitude in the Pacific Ocean... The island was formed by submarine volcanic movements. Our scientific research team is the first country in the world to land on the island. According to the international law of the sea and the international territorial law... The island is named Jurassic Island, and the lordship is officially announced! 】

As soon as the announcement came out, everyone was stupid!

In the Stars and Stripes country on the other side of the ocean, it was also after nine o'clock, but it was only at night that Air Force One's presidential plane took off not long ago and was about to head for the golf course in Virginia.

The staff at the airport saw the plane circling in the air and then hurriedly landed.

Many Kashiwagong staff walked down surrounded by the furious president.

"Announced? Suddenly announced?!"

"How dare they!!99

"What is the latitude and longitude of the island? Why can't I find it so many times before?!

They got off the plane and got into bulletproof cars.

The aide wiped his sweat and said: "It's like an enhanced version of the Bermuda Triangle, the magnetic field is chaotic, the fleet lost its course as soon as it got there, and many electronic devices failed! Undetectable!

The President of the Stars and Stripes angrily said: "What about NASA (Stars and Stripes National Aeronautics and Space Administration)?! What do they spend tens of billions of dollars in funds every year!! Can't you see that there are more islands in the Pacific Ocean?!

Staff do not know.

Just wipe the sweat.

Of course, NASA does not carry this pot.

NASA-KSC Space Center.

They also got the news at the same time. The people in the control hall concentrated in front of the big screen, recorded real-time satellite videos, and continuously zoomed in, and searched for the latitude and longitude address announced by Xia Guo.

They were stunned that...

There really is a pretty big island there!!

The chief engineer who is in charge of satellite monitoring is looking at the island in a demented state.

He closed his mouth as much as possible, pushed his black-rimmed glasses, and took a deep breath: "Call out... the satellite photos of the same location taken within the previous month~".

Beside him, hundreds of NASA employees watched dumbly.

They were a little helpless to accept this fact so quickly.

Xia Guo suddenly claimed that an island was discovered in the Pacific Ocean... By the way, he swore his lordship...

This……

In the hearts of all members of NASA, this feeling is no less than...

The person you hate the most suddenly announced the ownership of your wife!

Do you think this is a joke...

Your wife is still pregnant!

This, this, this, this...!!

On the screen, there are many comparisons of satellite photos of the same location and different time periods.

Indeed, at every moment before.

There is no such island here.

Happens now!

The engineer shivered and said, "Zoom a little closer and let me see this island..."

The satellite lens zooms in.

He can even clearly see that there are huge animals moving on the island - it's dinosaurs!

The engineer's hands kept shaking, and the coffee in the paper cup kept spilling out onto his white shirt.

The camera moves.

He saw several buildings in the valley.

Among them, someone painted a pattern on the roof of the largest white building.

The back of one hand, the middle finger raised.

The engineer fainted.

Before fainting, he murmured, "We...finally lost control of the Pacific Ocean..."

The 1st is also Monday.

Most people in Xia Guo have started a new week that is exciting and busy.

Many office workers came to the office listlessly, and soon after turning on the computer, they saw the overwhelming push on the mobile phone.

"What? Our country has discovered an island, and has declared zhuquan?"

"How can these marketing accounts from the media be so bullshit!

"Yeah, I'm so brainless, only a fool would believe it!"

"That is to say... This island can be said to be discovered as soon as it is discovered? And it is not around us, so far away!"

"According to our urine, we would never go that far to grab an island... Our country has always been very cowardly to the outside world! 35

Not long after, their general manager walked in.

Everyone quieted down and stopped talking.

after awhile.

The general manager stuck his head out of the office, looked at the big guy, and said doubtfully: "Then...the news that we occupied an island, is it true or false?

All say:

""fake.

"We got it too.

"It's impossible to think about it.

The general manager nodded inexplicably: "Oh, I'll just say it...but the platforms that push it seem to be regular media."

He pulled his head back.

The others stopped talking.

But in the silence, complex thoughts seemed to be brewing.

After about 30 seconds.

Everyone reacted!

The general manager kicked the door and rushed out, his face full of ecstasy! That kind of ecstasy is like seeing the national football kicked out!

"It's true!!

The other employees also jumped up: "It's true!! I checked it!! It's true!!!35

The whole company exploded in an instant!

Scenes like this happen in many places.

In times of peace, the increase in the size of the country is indeed... an unparalleled event!

Such an explosive news has not been given enough time to digest.

The second news is here!

(to Zhao)

Xia Guo Propaganda Department:

[After the Xia Guo scientific research team landed last year, many valuable prehistoric biological remains were discovered on the island. Due to the strange natural ecological protection here, these remains have a large number of undamaged and replicable genetic codes. Thus, Jurassic Island is now used as an experimental base for the cloning of prehistoric creatures. After more than a year of experiments, we can now proudly announce that we have initially mastered mature genetic technology and built an unprecedented dinosaur world! 】

After the second article was released, there was no time to react at all!

Article 3:

[The main discoverer of Jurassic Island is Qin Yi, a citizen of Jianghai City, my country, and the genetic engineering and development of Jurassic Island are also jointly developed and researched by the Infinite Paradise Co., Ltd. under its name. At present, the basic development of Jurassic Island has been completed, or it can be opened as a world-class animal park. 】

As soon as these three announcements came out...

The whole world is blown up!!!!.