Genshin Impact: Start by fishing for shiny fruits!

Su Bai thought of this fate.

It is said that a forced kiss is pleasant for a while, and it is pleasant to keep forcing kisses... Oh, that's not right.

What's the second half of the sentence?

Forget it, I can't remember.

It just so happens that Su Bai doesn't have time to think about it now.

After all, the Eightfold God is still watching.

"I want to say... I can't help myself, do you believe me?" Su Bai asked hesitantly after swallowing his saliva.

"Oh? You can't help yourself?" Yajyou narrowed his eyes and asked.

"Yes! Shenzi, you also know that Ying is a stubborn person. She was in a bad mood before and didn't listen to anyone at all.……"Su Bai nodded and said firmly

"So... you kissed her forcefully, even during the Eye Hunting Order Ceremony?!"Yajyou Goddess asked again, with a bit of hostility in her tone.

Su Bai:"……"

He coughed lightly to ease the embarrassment, and after a long while he said,"Isn't this to make her abolish the Eye Hunting Order...……"

I don't know why, Su Bai was telling the truth.

Why... did he feel so guilty? ?

"You seem a little nervous?" Just thinking about it, Yae Shenzi spoke again.

That teasing tone, tentative eyes.

Su Bai was almost overwhelmed.

Good guy.

It's said that Yae Shenzi has a strong aura.

Why did this fox suppress himself with his aura?

This made Su Bai very dissatisfied.

A man can't be soft, he has to be hard!

Thinking of this, Su Bai took a deep breath.

After calming down, Su Bai smiled slightly.

With a joking tone, he asked Yae Shenzi:"It was indeed a forced kiss. But... didn't you tell me yesterday that I should accompany Ying more? What? Lord Yae Palace Administrator... is jealous?"

Yae Shenzi:"……"

She didn't say anything and was silent for a while.

Seeing her silence, Su Bai continued to tease and asked:"Why don't you speak? Is it because I said it right?"

Yae Shenzi still didn't speak, but just stared at Su Bai with his lavender eyes.

I don't know how long it took, Yae Shenzi suddenly laughed.

Then he waved his hand and said nonchalantly:"I thought I could scare you for a while, but I didn't expect you to react so quickly~ It's really boring~"

Scare?!

Su Bai frowned.

"So you were just trying to scare me?" Su Bai asked

"Yeah~ How else." Yae Shinko said with a wicked smile:"Now the whole Inazuma is saying that you, I and Ying are in a love triangle... As one of the protagonists... shouldn't I go to you to ask for an explanation?"

Su Bai:"……"

It is said that Yae Shinko is a fox that is hard to figure out. It is said that she has a changeable personality.

Looking at it this way, it is true.

She was aloof when they first met... After they got to know each other, she became arrogant, crying and making trouble. But today she started to joke again.

It seems that Su Bai's psychological control ability must be opened to Yae Shinko at all times.

Otherwise, Su Bai really can't figure out what this scumbag fox is thinking.

"You seem to be able to joke around... It seems like you don't care about my forceful kiss on Ying?" Su Bai asked

"It's not that I don't care at all." Yae Shinko shook his head and suddenly became serious and said:"When you kissed Ying, I saw it from the tree... I was very sad at that time, but think about it.……"

Yae Shinko suddenly paused at this point.

Su Bai thought she might say some"sad quotes" next, or express her unique insights after living for five hundred years.

However, Su Bai never expected that...

Yae Shinko suddenly showed her standard fox"smirk" and said in a gloating tone:"But when I saw Ying being kissed by you and he became stupid, I couldn't help laughing."

"You don't know how dumb the photo looked at that time. I even took a picture of it.~"

"These photos can be made into a book in the future, which will definitely sell well.~"

"Plus, everyone in Inazuma is speculating whether we are in a love triangle. If I ask the author of Yaedou to write a book overnight titled"The Story of How I Conquered Lord Yaedongji and General Raiden", it will surely be a big seller.~"

"With this calculation, Yaedo can make a lot of money this time~"

Yaedo God said.

She was visibly happy.

Barbatos, who was far away in Mondstadt, probably heard what she was thinking.

Although... Su Bai was a little speechless at this time.

But he had to admit... what Yaedo God just said... was indeed in line with her personality... Trashy!

This made Su Bai sigh:"Fox...tsk tsk tsk...so scary……"

Although Su Bai's voice was not loud, Yae Shinto still heard it.

Raising his chin slightly, Yae Shinto said arrogantly:"From your tone, you seem to be a little dissatisfied~ What? Do you really think that I will punish you like what is written in the novel?"

Su Bai shook his head.

Although Yae Shinto's appearance was indeed a little scary when he first came.

His aura was 1.8 meters. He looked like he was"caught in bed with an adulterer".

But Su Bai also knew that with Yae Shinto's personality, he would definitely not be like this.

"If you really are like that, then you are not Lord Yae Palace Master."Su Bai said calmly.

Yae Goddess nodded in agreement.

Then she told the real purpose of waiting for Su Bai here.

"You just said that you went to the Eye Hunting Ceremony today to persuade the Shadow to abolish the Eye Hunting Order. What was the result?"Yae Shenzi said more seriously.

""Shadow agreed." Su Bai said truthfully.

This answer surprised Yae Shenzi.

"It's a bit surprising that Ying, who is so stubborn, agreed to abolish the Eye Hunting Order so quickly."Yajyoti frowned and said thoughtfully.

She seemed to want to ask something, but unexpectedly Su Bai said,"Surprising? It was your plan to let me persuade Ying to abolish the Eye Hunting Order. Why are you surprised?"

After these words came out, Yajyoti was stunned.

But soon Yajyoti regained his composure and said with a smile,"Did you figure it out?"

"Naturally."Su Bai said.

In the original plot, Yae Goddess had been secretly planning to abolish the Eye Hunting Order.

In the end, it was she who let Kong take the wishes of all the people in Inazuma into the Pure Land of One Heart, and finally made Ying decide to abolish the Eye Hunting Order.

Now, because of the appearance of Su Bai, the"five hundred years old" friend, the plot has obviously changed.

Yae Goddess' plan has also shifted from Kong... to Su Bai.

Although Yae Goddess did not say it explicitly, Su Bai could more or less see some of Yae Goddess's plans.

She knew Ying was special to her.

So Yae Goddess thought that Su Bai might be able to persuade Ying to abolish the Eye Hunting Order.

""Yesterday you asked me whether I liked Ying or you...wasn't it just to deliberately annoy Ying? Otherwise, why would Ying ask you as soon as he came out...is this your plan?" Su Bai asked.

Although Ying's voice was not very loud yesterday, Su Bai still noticed it.

It's just that Su Bai was a little confused by the situation yesterday, so he didn't think about it carefully.

Thinking about it today, Su Bai suddenly felt that something was wrong.

With the character of the Eightfold God Child...why would he ask such a question?

"I did it on purpose~" Just as he was thinking, Yae Shinko suddenly spoke.

After she finished speaking, before Su Bai finished speaking, she continued:"I admit that I want you to persuade Ying to abolish the Eye Hunting Order... but I don't have any plans for this. After all, I believe you can deal with Ying, so I don't need to make any plans at all."

"But yesterday when I asked you whether you liked me or Ying, I did mean to annoy Ying.~"

"As for the reason... I just wanted to annoy Qiying. After all, I was so happy to see that guy get beaten up."

Yae Shenzi said, showing a triumphant smile.

Su Bai didn't understand what he said.

""Then how can you be sure that I will say I like you?" Su Bai asked.

Yae Shenzi didn't say anything, just smiled.

Then she walked towards Su Bai with confident and elegant steps.

When she came in front of Su Bai.

Yae Shenzi raised her hand, hooked Su Bai's chin with her slender index finger, and said confidently:"I am the Yae Palace Master who combines wisdom and beauty. I have a thousand faces and a myriad of styles... You can't say... You like Ying, that wooden head, more."

Su Bai:"……"

I can't stand it anymore.

This fox... is so despicable!

Frowning, Su Bai grabbed the hand of Yae Shinko that was picking his chin and said,"Aren't you afraid that I will say... I want both?!"

Yae Shinko smiled and said nonchalantly,"Anyway, my relationship with Ying is pretty good. If you really think so, I can understand. After all, it's normal for men to be unfaithful. Besides, there is no monogamy rule for Inazuma. But... what do you think of Ying's wooden head?"

Su Bai:"……"

What will happen to Ying?!

He will definitely draw his sword!!

What else can he do!!!

At this moment, the moment of annihilation!