Gaowu, Awakening Time-Based Abilities At The Beginning

"Hmph!" Xu Xuan snorted again and turned her head away.

Helpless, Li Dapeng had no choice but to focus on Xu Ling and ask her for help.

"Humph!" Xu Ling also imitated Xu Xuan and expressed dissatisfaction with Li Dapeng.

Just kidding, you were a part of every time I got beaten, and you even had sex with my sister.

Do you know how to help me now?

What did you do early?

Don't you think about today when you and Jiang Yu bully me?

Seriously, things are changing!

...

Jiang Yu walked up to the four of them, holding seven wolves in one hand and the Sword of Time in the other. The smile on his face was ferocious, with an invisible aura of evil.

"Are you ready?"

The leader of the four men smiled disdainfully, "Come on, little kid, if I make any noise today, I will kneel down and call you daddy!"

After he finished speaking, the seven wolves in Jiang Yu's hand were raised high, aimed at his Houqiu, and suddenly drew down.

Pa~

A crisp sound echoed in the air, followed by heartbreaking cries.

"Ah!!! Damn!"

The captain howled, covered Hou Qiu with his hands and jumped three feet high. After landing, he knelt down to Jiang Yu.

"Hiss...Dad, I was wrong, stop fighting."

The loud voice was deafening to the women watching the excitement.

Damn it, how could I not control myself from calling him daddy?

The corner of the captain's mouth twitched and he felt that his face was a little hot.

Calling someone daddy in front of teammates? This is too embarrassing!

Phew~

The other three people burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

That's it?

"I'm not telling you, Captain, you are too rubbish. You were whipped like this by a seven wolves?"

"That's right, I'm laughing so hard. Even if it hurts, how much does it hurt? How about calling me daddy?"

The ridicule and laughter of his teammates made him even more embarrassed, and he wanted to rush over and fight with them immediately.

But there was a bit of a sneer on his face, and he turned to his teammates and said, "It's not that it hurts, it's just that it hit my hemorrhoids, that's why I screamed."

No wonder he screamed, it turned out to be hemorrhoids.

Hearing these words, the faces of his teammates were more confident than ever.

I thought Jiang Yu really had some means to break their defense, but it turned out to be just a false alarm.

"Let me try to hurt you!"

The fat man from No. 3 Middle School spoke up, his fat face filled with confidence.

"Okay, I hope you won't regret it~" Jiang Yu grinned and walked up to the fat man, waving the seven wolves in his hand to make a sound in the wind.

Pa~

"Hiss...Dad, I was wrong, damn it!!!"

"Damn it, this horse is whipping..." The fat man's legs went weak, and the flesh on his face trembled with pain, but he quickly stopped what he was saying after meeting the captain's eyes.

"This horse-trapping... also hit my hemorrhoids. The damage is not that high, but it still hurts when hit on the hemorrhoids..."

Got hemorrhoids again?

How come it's so accurate?

The expression of the third teammate who was about to come on was frozen. Was the draw so accurate? I really have hemorrhoids! ! !

Three people in a team have hemorrhoids? What shameful things have you done?

After Xu Xuan listened to the words of several people, she suddenly felt disgusted in her heart.

What on earth did you do to make everyone develop hemorrhoids?

He raised his eyes again and looked at the fat man's physique, which weighed nearly three hundred pounds...

hiss...

Are you willing to do this?

Didn't you choose it?

Or are you saying that you have been in love for a long time?

Looking at Jiang Yu walking towards him, the hemorrhoid-stricken teammate almost cried.

According to this accuracy, wouldn't he also suffer?

For his own safety, the teammate covered Hou Qiu with both hands and said, "I also have hemorrhoids, so just fight in front."

I thought Jiang Yu would refuse directly, but to his surprise, Jiang Yu agreed without thinking.

The hand holding the Sword of Time was linked with a sword flower, and his smile was brighter than before.

"No problem, but I would like to remind you that the damage here is irreversible~"

"If something really happens, I won't treat you~"

"Forget it, you still fight..."

After hearing Jiang Yu's warning, he decided not to let Jiang Yu hit here. What if something happened to him? What would his boyfriend do?

But before he could finish his words, the Sword of Time in Jiang Yu's hand had already pierced him, leaving him no chance to regret at all.

"Don't, don't, don't...ah!!!"

When the sword tip just touched, a golden light was released from the sword, followed by Jiang Yu's violent shout.

"The sword of aging urinary tract tube!"

"Hiss... Huh? Doesn't it hurt?" The teammate with hemorrhoids opened his tightly closed eyes and found that he was safe and sound. He had an arrogant smile on his face after he recovered.

"It doesn't hurt, is that all? I thought you were so powerful!"

But soon, he stopped laughing because he could clearly feel an uncontrollable stream of heat spurting out of his lower body.

"What the hell? What's going on? Why do I feel out of control?"

"No, this doesn't feel right..."

Before he could be shocked, Jiang Yu's hand holding the seven wolves waved and slapped the hemorrhoids on his butt.

The hemorrhoids and the force of the critical attack caused him to burst into tears, and he knelt on the ground as soon as his legs became weak.

"Dad, I have realized my mistake...hiss, I need to go to the toilet first, I can't help it anymore."

He just wanted to lift his legs to go to the toilet, but the pain behind him hit his soul directly. The pain was so painful that cold sweat covered his forehead and tears flowed uncontrollably.

Can't move, can't move at all.

Helpless, unable to suppress the gun, he could only kneel down in front of everyone to solve the problem.

Tick ​​tock~tick tock~

Damn it! What's going on?

Why do you feel so useless?

When he sensed something was wrong, he ignored the attention of everyone and quickly checked the situation at the scene.

You don’t know if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it. What the hell are these black spots all over? Why does it look like an old person, and even feels the same.

"Jiang Yu, what did you do to me?"

Jiang Yu spread his hands and said, "Didn't you ask me to fight here? I told you in advance that I will not be responsible if anything goes wrong."

"Then how to recover?"

"Well... I can't recover. Maybe you can recover when your rank is high."

After saying that, Jiang Yu walked straight to the last person with his little hands behind his back.

"Don't... I don't want to be like this, I have a girlfriend, you can't be like this!" The last remaining teammate stepped back, his face full of fear for Jiang Yu.

It can be seen that the aging of Jiang Yu's urinary tract tube has caused some psychological shadow on him.

"Hey, you have a girlfriend? Wouldn't that be great?"

"This is to ensure your health."