Football: The opening kick of the full moon scimitar shocked the world

Hugh McCaulay collected the murderous aura in his eyes and said with an elegant expression:

“First of all, I want to thank our boys, with their hard work, we won this city derby to the death.”

“Coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is right, this is the first time we have won against Manchester United Under-18s by Manchester City Under-18s.

‘But the young coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer probably hasn’t realised that this will never be our last win over Manchester City’s Under-18s.

“Not because of anything else, just because we have Su Yiming.”

“Su Yiming showed his extraordinary technique, strong heart, and powerful aura that dominated the entire game in this game.”

“Today, Sue is the king of Manchester.”

“I have always believed that Su Yiming is a gift from God to our Manchester City.”

“So, we at Manchester City will never sell the gift God has given us, no matter how much it costs.”

“Clubs that think they still have a little bit of money can just let the horses come and try it.”

Hugh Macaulay’s tone became extremely cold and arrogant!

Backed by the Abu Dhabi Foundation, Manchester City has this confidence!

Hugh McCauley continued:

“We’re not just going to run over the face of Manchester United’s Under-18s, we’re going to run over any other club that wants to poach Su Yiming!”

“Su Yiming’s body, in Manchester City.”

“Su Yiming’s heart is also in Manchester City!”

“Just now I heard that Mr Pogba would love to play with Sue,”

“As Manchester City, we are also looking forward to this wonderful picture.

“We would like to offer Mr. Pogba and welcome Mr. Pogba to Manchester City and play with Su Yiming.”

With that, Hugh McCaulay smiled at Pogba.

Pogba was on the spot!

Go…… Manchester City?

If you can’t kick, join in… Is it okay?

The expression on Pogba’s face seemed to be thinking very seriously!

Solskjaer immediately jumped up from his chair and said angrily, “Coach Macaulay! I protest! You can’t poach my players in my face!

Hugh McCauley sneered: “You Manchester United can dig my family Su, I Manchester City can dig your Pogba!” ”

Come on!

Hurt each other!

I have to say that Hugh McCauley’s trick is really enjoyable!

Solskjaer’s experience is still a bit weaker!

The media reporters at the scene raised their cameras one after another and took pictures!

Tomorrow the front page headlines in the sports section are already there!

“Shock: Two managers hurt each other in public!” Sue is expected to join Manchester United or Pogba is expected to join Manchester City!

“Mr Roman, as Sue’s team-mate, do you think Sue will leave Manchester City to join Manchester United?”

“Mr. Roman, there are Manchester United fans at the scene calling Su Yiming a butcher and the devil, what do you want to say about this?”

These media reporters, it’s really not a big deal to see the excitement!

Roman said with a smile: “It is impossible for Sue to leave Manchester City, Sue is doing well here, the atmosphere in our team is also quite harmonious, and each of us loves Sue!” God, I really can’t imagine anyone who wouldn’t like Sue! As long as you are with Sue, you will be infected by his passion! ”

As for someone scolding him,” Roman shrugged, “the devil in the eyes of the enemy is the angel in our eyes.” As a teammate who has eaten Su Yiming’s feeding cake, I just want to say: It’s so fragrant!

“Mr. Roman, we have another question…”

“Okay, it’s time for the post-game press conference, the question is over!” The race official stood up and said.

Despite the obstruction, a reporter stood up and shouted, “Mr. Macaulay! As far as I know, Manchester City’s first team performance at the beginning of this season was very poor, and Su Yiming performed so dazzlingly, have you ever thought that Manchester City’s first team manager Roberto Mancini will directly pull Su Yiming to the first team? ”

This question is like a bombshell!

Su Yiming is Hugh McCauley’s baby bump! Hugh Macaulay did not allow anyone to poach Su Yiming!

However, if the first team of the same city club is called, Hugh McCauley has nothing to do!

Is Su Yiming going to Manchester City’s first team?

With Su Yiming’s performance today, he is definitely qualified!

Everyone at the scene held their breath and stared at Hugh McCauley!

Hugh McCauley’s body trembled slightly, and he seemed to be a little unsteady,

“No comment!”

Hugh McCauley strained his face, took Roman, and quickly walked out of the press conference scene!

Meanwhile.

Gary Neville, covered in water, walked out of the commentary box and sat alone in the empty Old Trafford corridor.

Gary Neville’s face was full of embarrassment, and his mood fell to the extreme

, not only because he had just performed an inverted hair wash in front of the camera

, not only because his beloved team lost the ball,

but also because he completely failed in the first commentary after retiring.

His professional predictions, none of them succeeded!

He predicted 4:1 and it turned out to be 1:4!

He predicted that Su Yiming had no physical fitness in the second half, and as a result, Su Yiming ran wildly!

He predicted that Su Yiming would not be able to kick the real full moon scimitar, and as a result, Su Yiming ended the scene with a 40-meter full moon scimitar!

Isn’t this a black mouth! Poisoned milk?

Who will ask someone like him to explain in the future?

When it’s over, the career of commentary begins, and it’s over.

Gary Neville leaned against the wall and smiled bitterly.

After thinking for a while

, Gary Neville pulled out his cell phone and dialed his friend David Beckham

, “Hey, David.”

“Oh! Gary! I heard that you changed careers to do commentary after retiring, how is it? There must be a lot of people who like you, right? On

the other end of the phone, came Beckham’s hearty laughter.

Gary Neville cried and said, “Don’t mention it, the explanation is too difficult, I decided not to explain it again.”

Beckham asked in surprise, “What’s wrong?” What could make you, the Manchester United captain, so upset?

Gary Neville said: “Just now, we Manchester United Under-18s lost to Manchester City Under-18s.

“What!? How is this possible? Pogba didn’t play? Beckham asked in surprise.

Gary Neville said: “Don’t be shocked first, otherwise you may be stupid directly in my next words – Manchester City U18 has a dragon country kid named Su Yiming, he dominated the audience, and… He kicked out two full moon machetes!

Beckham on the other end of the phone was startled, “Gary, are you kidding?”

Gary Neville said, “I asked the TV crew to make a highlight of this game, and I’ll send it to you later.”

“Okay, I’ll watch it.”

“Also, David.”

“What? Gary, you say.

“What I want to tell you is,” Gary Neville took a deep breath, “Su Yiming, this kid’s full moon scimitar, is even better than your full moon scimitar.”

With that, Gary Neville hung up the phone.

After passing the highlights,

Gary Neville walked lonely to the high fence…

Then

he followed the fence and descended the stairs.

Didi!

On the other hand, David Beckham received the match highlights.

After a long buffer, David Beckham sat on his luxurious sofa and clicked on the highlights.

The footage of Su Yiming’s full moon scimitar immediately appeared on his Apple 4 screen!

Beckham’s face was suddenly full of horror, and the mobile phone was not held steadily, and it fell on the carpet!

Beckham quickly knelt on the ground and picked up his mobile phone, widened his eyes and continued to watch Su Yiming’s second full moon scimitar score!

This foot is even more exaggerated!

That’s a running full-moon machete!

It’s a full moon scimitar that even he can’t kick!

Watfack!

How did this kick out!

Beckham knelt on the carpet stunned, holding a mobile phone in his hand, the whole person was stupid!

Victoria, who was dressed in a gauze dress, just walked in

, “Husband, look at this piece I designed myself… Well? Husband, why are you kneeling and looking at your phone?

Beckham slowly turned his head and said in a trembling voice: “O my God! These two balls… It’s wonderful!

Victoria smiled coquettishly, “Dead ghosts! All the old husbands and wives still come to this set, not afraid of being heard by the children… Come on. ”