Football Modifier

The day before the team set off for Ukraine, Mad Lee, who had been quiet for a short time, seemed unwilling to remain silent and went berserk again! However, this time the unlucky person who became his target was not in Spain, but a middle-aged English uncle who was constantly unlucky - the new coach of the Three Lions, McClaren!

People who follow football were surprised to find that whenever there was any interesting news in European football, it would always be related to the Real Madrid coach, Lee. Three months after the new England coach Steve McClaren confidently announced that the former captain of the national team David Beckham would not be called up by the national team again after taking office, Mad Lee suddenly jumped out and launched an "inhumane" attack on Mr. McClaren!

A bloody case caused by Beckham's continuous and unreasonable failure to be selected for the national team!

An expected but somewhat shocking lightning attack!

Brain-dead!

This is what Mad Lee called the supreme commander of the Three Lions!

Crazy Lee analyzed in his column: McLaren's intention to abandon Beckham, who performed perfectly in Real Madrid this season, is obvious, that is, to wipe the unfinished canvas of his predecessor Eriksson clean, so that he can freely paint on the unrestrained white paper of the national team, but the stupid English people forgot that even the best painters need pens and paints, and David Beckham, who can be regarded as a model of professional players, is the most indispensable colorant for the new England national team...

Crazy Lee's naked attack on McLaren caused a burst of exclamations from the mainstream football media, but not even one media stood up to defend McLaren. Of course, this situation did not occur because Crazy Lee suddenly became popular with the media, or because he bribed the media...

--but because, in comparison, McLaren, who dug his own grave, was more hated than Crazy Lee!

The whole world remembers how a man named Beckham led England to the quarterfinals in the just-concluded 2006 World Cup in Germany, remembers the sad scene of him vomiting for the benefit of the team, remembers the touching scene of him crying with his face covered after being replaced because of the scars on his legs in the last game...

But Mr. McLaren obviously selectively forgot, and forgot very thoroughly. Before he could warm up the England national team throne under his butt, in order to establish his own authority, he began to perform like a clown - expelling Beckham from the national team. The result of this is:

England's record in the European Cup Group E qualifiers was terrible!

On September 2, England faced the bottom team Andorra at home, relying on Manchester United striker Xiao Rouni's lore to win 1:0!

On September 6, England challenged the weak team Macedonia away, and lost the game 1:2!

On October 7, they played against Macedonia again at home, and relied on striker Xiao Rouni's goal to win 1:0!

On October 12, the away game against the European powerhouse Croatia was actually slaughtered by the opponent 4:1!

After four rounds of matches, the England team, which was full of superstars and was called the strongest in history by the media, ranked fourth after Russia, Croatia and Israel with 2 wins and 2 losses in 4 games and 6 points!

But even in such a situation, the pig-headed McLaren insisted on not using Beckham, the assist king of this season's La Liga. It was really intolerable!

After communicating with his favorite player Beckham, the self-willed Li Tongfan finally began to declare war and speak out for his disciples. This sudden attack caught McLaren off guard and started an unreasonable scolding war. How could McLaren be a match for the crazy Li? What's more, Lao Li still occupied the moral high ground this time!

Of course, Lao Li had to endure for more than a month before he attacked McLaren, just to wait for the English team to be beaten to its original form by the opponent's goal, so as to gain public support and exert the greatest pressure, otherwise it would only cause trouble for Beckham!

Interestingly, the extremely protective domestic media in England did not hesitate to stand in the same trench with the "outsider" madman Lee this time, launching a nationwide attack on McLaren, and has been asking the British pig to remove McLaren from his position as head coach!

Unfortunately, the British pig seems to be more face-saving than McLaren. Officials claimed that the team is still in the running-in period and qualifying for the European Cup qualifiers is not a problem. They expressed regret for Beckham's failure to be selected and begged the public to support the work of local coach Mr. McLaren in the national team!

This is a typical case of sticking your head in your crotch and deceiving yourself with world peace!

On October 18, before the match between Real Madrid and Shakhtar Donetsk, Li Tongfan saw that the fuse of public opinion had been ignited, and immediately withdrew from the "anti-McLaren and support-Belbum storm" and concentrated on deploying the team's preparations!

At 19:45 local time in Ukraine, the game officially started. The black judge of the game was Peter-Warton, a 43-year-old middle-aged man from England!

The miners got the kick-off right, and Raul, the captain of Real Madrid who replaced Van Nistelrooy in the starting lineup, picked the goal on the downwind side!

The starting lineup arranged by Li Tongfan was changed. Cicinho replaced Ramos who had injured his thigh in the back line. The other three were the bald handsome Cannavaro, the 1.94-meter-tall Croatian Joel Luka, and the little hammer Marcelo who shaved off the Buddha's hairstyle and returned to a bald head!

Bessie, who was strongly supported by Lao Li before the game, returned to the main force to control the team's rhythm. The front midfielder was absent due to Gu Shuai's injury, and another Croatian Modric started. The two wings were the most original black and white evil spirits Reyes and Robinho. Juan Mata, who had physical problems in consecutive games, sat on the bench!

On the forward line, the ring king Raul, who returned from injury and recovered his form, partnered with the alien fat man Ronaldo. The king of the small penalty area Van Nistelrooy and the Argentine rookie Higuain sat on the bench!

After the game started, the miners, who had the advantage of home court, were not afraid of death and launched an attack against Real Madrid. For a while, they really created a lot of opportunities for them, especially the midfielder Elano, whose good physical fitness and large-area defense were fully demonstrated. Several long shots in front of the penalty area were quite threatening!

Ziglinski, the pillar of the miners' defense, also performed very well in the game. The tall and long-legged captain of the miners has very flexible steps and his frontal defense ability is not inferior to that of Croatian Joel Luka. He firmly defended Ronaldo in several confrontations with the alien fat man. The Brazilian striker twisted his coquettish fat butt several times and failed to break through one-on-one!

Elano and Ziglinski are both "rising stars" who have become famous recently. If they want to win the attention and favor of major European clubs, relying solely on the outstanding performance of the Ukrainian domestic league is not very convincing. Only the European Champions League can provide them with a stage for performance, especially against Real Madrid, a top team in European football, which is the best opportunity to prove themselves!

And such opportunities only happen twice a season.

Therefore, there is no need to get excited, and the performance of the two is much more exciting than a rooster in heat!

But someone is not worried at all. Although Elano and Ziglinski are excellent, there are a lot of players "as good as them" in the Real Madrid first team. To use a phrase that has been said by countless people, that is: football is an eleven-person sport. No matter how strong the individual ability is, it is just a small dish in front of a strong team!

What makes Lao Li a little confused is the tactical arrangement of Shakhtar Donetsk coach Mircea Lucescu!

It's actually a counterattack?

Li Tongfan stood on the sidelines and watched the Ukrainian miners who were playing happily and excitedly. He couldn't help but glanced at the "miner" Mircea Lucescu, wondering: I really don't know what this Romanian old man who once led the Namo Club in Bucharest to dominate the Romanian league thinks. Does he really think that he can defeat Real Madrid led by "the great madman Li" by relying on the insignificant home advantage and a group of unknown people who make a living in the second-tier European league?

Rijkaard's "Dream Team II" thought so, but failed...

Flores' Bats also did so, and collapsed...

Although the law of "you will die if you attack Real Madrid" has just been established in Spain, does the miners coach Mircea Lucescu think that the law will be invalid when he goes abroad?

In fact, how could Lao Li know the bitterness in the heart of "mine owner" Mircea Lucescu? You will die if you attack, but can you win by defending? The defense of the Premier League giant Chelsea is solid, and the tactics of the madman Mourinho are exquisite, but what is the result?

Aren't they killed by the crazy Real Madrid at home without any temper?

It's going to die anyway, so it's better to die heroically. There is a saying that the brave wins when they meet on a narrow road. Maybe an unexpected attack can fight for a ray of hope!

Mircea Lucescu is now a dumb person eating bitter herbs, and only he knows the bitterness! You have to swallow your anger, because the old man is only coaching a third-rate club where the total value of all the players is not as good as the value of a random substitute player.

The situation on the field showed that Li Tongfan's boasting was not without reason. As soon as the miners finished their opening three-pronged attack, Real Madrid quickly reversed the situation under the coordination of Beckham and Modric, one old and one young, one in front and one behind, and the game completely entered the course of the Galacticos!

In the 25th minute of the game, Shakhtar Donetsk made a mistake in the frontcourt coordination, and Real Madrid's right back Cicinho seized the opportunity to rush all the way. After passing two people, he crossed to the front of the Shakhtar penalty arc. After the Brazilian and the front midfielder Modric played a wonderful two-on-one coordination, the central defender was about to break into the penalty area, but was tackled to the ground by another central defender Leonardo of the Shakhtar...

Force~~~

The English black judge decisively stopped the game, rewarded Leonardo with a yellow sapphire war card, and awarded Real Madrid a direct free kick about 30 meters away from the goal!

This is the opportunity for "Crescent Moon Scimitar" Beckham!

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