Football Modifier

The battle between young commanders!

This is the tone set by the media for Chelsea’s away trip to Real Madrid in Group A of the UEFA Champions League on September 13!

43-year-old Jose Mourinho and 22-year-old Li Tongfan, although there is a 21-year age difference, they are both rare young men in the field of football coaches!

For the media, Madman Mu’s big mouth that others can never predict what he will say next moment is priceless. For them who like to create all kinds of alarmist news, every word and deed of Madman is a guarantee for newspapers. A best-selling brand!

And now, another madman Li appears who is no less powerful than a madman!

The world is more lively!

Crazy Li's arrogant words and deeds were fully reflected in less than three months of coaching Real Madrid. The column "Dissatisfaction with Dictatorship" set up by Li Tongfan in Marca is like a news-making machine, so much so that there is such a "law" circulating in the Madrid media circle: If a sports journalist does not read Li Tongfan's column ten times a day, If he has memorized it several times and knows it by heart, then he is definitely not a professional football reporter!

Nowadays, when lunatics and madmen come together, this will definitely be an event as big as Mars hitting the earth!

Media personnel with adrenaline-fueled rushes gathered at the Bernabeu Stadium where Madrid Sports City and Chelsea held pre-match training. They held up cards with various slogans like a demonstration and demanded that Mourinho and Lee Tong-beom be interviewed!

"Protest, we have the right to know and the right to interview..." A strange uncle with glasses and a beard was jumping up and down behind the barbed wire!

"Strongly requesting an interview with Li Tongfan and handing over Li Tongfan..." A blond beauty in a cool summer dress spoke righteously and kicked the barbed wire with her bright red high heels!

"Hand over Li Tongfan... hand over Li Tongfan..."

"We want to interview...we want to interview..."

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Madrid Sports City!

Head coach Lee Tong-beom’s office!

Alex, Calderon's female translator, was smiling coquettishly and conveying the President's wishes to Lao Li, who had a "murderous" look on his face: "Dear Li, the President hopes that you can take the time to communicate with friends from the media. My thoughts on the game, it’s related to the club’s image!”

Calderon, sir, are you really mentally retarded?

After hearing this, Li Tongfan couldn't help but curse: How do you share your thoughts about the game with the media? How can those bunch of wordsmiths who only know how to show off their rotten literary talents feel about the competition? Is it true that you want to find a legitimate excuse to arrange this coach?

Seeing that the lawyer chairman, who was obsessed with fame and money, "sold out" himself without hesitation for the sake of his reputation in the press, Li Tongfan now felt an inhuman resentment that his little daughter-in-law had entrusted to him!

"Okay, I agree to hold a press conference!" Lao Li replied through gritted teeth: "But it only takes fifteen minutes."

For the sake of the "harmony" of the club, since the chairman has raised the issue to the level of "Real Madrid Club's image", it's okay to give him some face. On the other hand, if we continue to adopt an attitude of non-violence and non-cooperation, the unscrupulous media will come up with some sensational stories to vilify us before we know it!

"No problem," Alex said with a bright look, "The press conference will be held at exactly three o'clock in the afternoon. I hope you will attend on time!"

…

At 15:00 local time in Spain, the press conference was officially held in the Real Madrid press conference hall.

When Li Tongfan walked into the hall wearing a tight suit and leather shoes, and wearing Super Tyrannosaurus sunglasses, everyone was stunned: Could it be that the future warrior has arrived?

Blah blah blah...

The flash of the camera is like white thunderbolts shining all over the sky, one after another, and the black microphone is like the barrel of the M5 sniper rifle handed over. If you don't say something, this group of people will be more paranoid than an old professor of archeology. If the reporters are satisfied with something, then wait for the citizens of Madrid to read about your scandals and affairs in the three-page tabloid the next day...

After Li Tongfan sat down, reporters began to eagerly throw out the sweet bait they had prepared:

"Many Real Madrid fans feel that you can easily defeat Mourinho's Chelsea at home," a reporter from STAR newspaper took the lead: "What do you think of this game?"

"Mourinho and you are both handsome and handsome young coaches with outstanding reputations," the strange uncle of Shooting Magazine seduced Lao Li seductively: "What do you think of Mourinho?"

"Didier Drogba thinks they can easily win a planned victory at the Bernabeu tomorrow night. Do you agree with his view?" The reporter from L'Equipe began to stir up discord!

…

Li Tongfan sat on the rostrum, facing the ferocious prostitutes who were eager to pounce on them and take a few bites. He smiled slightly, took out a piece of manuscript paper from his pocket, shook it out, and read into the microphone: " Mourinho is a great coach, Real Madrid is a great club, and tomorrow's game will be a tough game for both sides..."

The reporters were dumbfounded!

While Li Tongfan was reading, he was secretly amused in his heart: Do you want me to stumble? Wow haha, you underestimate this head coach! I just want to use your mouth to show weakness to Marshal Mu. I hope that this crazy Portuguese who dares to give the middle finger to God will capsize in the gutter due to his carelessness!

"Mourinho's achievements are enough for all the head coaches to look up to. I am his crazy fan..." Li Tongfan continued to perform on the rostrum: "Chelsea is invincible, Real Madrid is invincible, Chelsea's defense is solid, Real Madrid Impregnable, Chelsea is majestic, Madrid is majestic..."

The reporters vomited blood!

This is not a press conference. It is simply a speech by this shameless man named Li Tongfan! Even if reporters don't come to the press conference, they can write what Lao Li said by thinking with their own toes...

Someone has already stared hard at Real Madrid's young coach and started to leave...

When Li Tongfan finished reading the manuscript happily, he looked up and found that only Ruben, a reporter from "Marca" and a young intern reporter from "As" were left with their heads down and snoring. There were hundreds of other reporters. He had already disappeared without a trace, and the news hall, which was extremely crowded just now, was empty and echoing...

Haha, a lustful smile appeared on the corner of Li Tongfan's mouth: Let you bother the labor and management, and the labor and management will annoy you to death first...

The female translator Alex looked at Li Tongfan with widened eyes, as if looking at a ghost. She had seen a lot of shameless people, but this was the first time she had seen such a shameless one!

…

Different from Li Tongfan's active display of weakness, Mourinho upheld his true nature as a madman when interviewed by reporters. The major media got what they wanted from Madman Mu:

Daily Mirror: Mourinho thinks Lee Tong-bum is very, very young, but that’s all;

"Kicker" magazine: Real Madrid is just an insignificant episode on Mourinho's road to winning the Champions League. The madman vows to win the Big Ear Cup for the second time;

"The Sun": Real Madrid coach Li Tongfan is actually a fan of Mourinho. Jose is confident that the final score will be 0:3;

"Star": Li Tongfan believes that Drogba can score a goal at the Bernabeu night, and the Galaxy's defensive system will face a serious challenge from the Cote d'Ivoire Warcraft;

…

Regardless of whether the above are the actual words of Mu Mu, or whether the reporters are making trouble, in short, for the Real Madrid players, the small flame of anger in their hearts has been ignited, and the young ladies are gearing up one by one, vowing to make the crazy uncle pay the price , and at the same time, we should also let our head coach Li Tongfan, who has "seriously low self-confidence", see clearly the strength of his players, lest this "soft-headed" guy continue to "grow other people's ambitions and destroy his own prestige"...

Li Tongfan stood on the sidelines of the training ground and watched the Hammers on the court working hard. He smiled sinisterly in his heart. The expected goal had been achieved. He was not showing weakness because he was afraid of Chelsea. On the one hand, he was trying to impress the madman with high ambitions. The uncle feels contempt, but on the other hand, it is just to provoke these hammers!

You must know that the next game is different from the game against Barcelona on September 9. The atmosphere of the Spanish Clasico never needs to be mobilized. Every Real Madrid player understands what mentality he should play with, but facing someone from another England Chelsea, the Super League team, may have weakened a bit in their hearts, so Lao Li must use some strong medicine. This is a very childish psychological warfare, but it is just right to use it as Lao Li. …

Of course, the Chelsea coach's arrogant remarks are also a kind of psychological warfare. In Madman Mu's view, the younger a person is, the more he cares about what his peers think of him. As long as the young Real Madrid coach is stirred into a crater that is about to erupt, he will be so eager. Li Tongbeom, who has proven himself, will definitely attack at all costs to score goals, and for Chelsea, the thing they are not afraid of the most is attacking...

Two cunning foxes, one old and one small!

When Li Tongfan returned to the office, he suddenly remembered another thing, so he picked up a pen and drafted another article, and quickly sent it to his "own man", reporter Ruben Tongxiao, asking him to arrange for it to be published in "Marca" as soon as possible. "Specialized in Treating All Dissatisfaction" column, and agreed to be reprinted by major media...

The "meat and bones" thrown out by Lao Li were quickly divided up by the swarming media, and soon everyone saw such an article with "sinister intentions":

"Real Madrid head coach Li Tongfan said that there is a great fighter in the Blues camp who deserves his respect, and that is Ukrainian Shevchenko. The ability and professionalism of nuclear warheads are a role model for every player. With such a combination of players To be in the starting lineup - if I were Mourinho..."

Divorce plan!

There is only one positive center position in Mu Kuangren's 4-3-3 system. Who will be the starter between Warcraft and Nuclear Warhead?

I heard that Chelsea's wealthy owner Roman Abramovich is very fond of the Ukrainian nuclear warhead, but the crazy uncle... doesn't seem to be too cold!

The human heart is the most delicate thing. Plant a small seed and it will soon bear fruits that you can't expect!

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Disappointing the bosses, we still need to pave the way for today! I will start writing about the competition tomorrow, and there should be more updates, but Xiaodao strongly recommends that you watch it around ten o'clock in the evening!