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Chapter 633 The fewer abdominal muscles, the better the sales!
Urban legends have a huge impact!
Many people, even if they have never been to PD Paradise and PD Building, have heard such rumors on the Internet.
Among them, the couple's curse is the most famous.
Not only Jiangchuan Land, but also Paris Land and Kyoto Land have similar rumors leaked. Although the versions of the rumors are different, the end result is the same.
Nine out of ten couples who have been to PD Paradise have broken up! There are one or two pairs of true love left, and even God can't bear to break them up, but instead blesses them...
There are many tourists who believe in the legend.
But the strange thing is that despite the existence of the couple's curse, the number of couples visiting PD Park has not decreased, but has increased. There is a sense of preferring to go to the tiger mountain when you know there are tigers in the mountain.
Why is this?
Meng Lang analyzed that the reason for this phenomenon may be related to love will lower IQ.
Couples in love are generally blind. They firmly believe that they are true love, and even God cannot bear to break them apart. How can they be affected by the curse?
As a friend, when you kindly persuade him: Don't go! This place is very evil, 90% of couples break up...
Then I must be the remaining 10%!
You don’t let me go, but I insist on going!
If you don't break up after going there, wouldn't it prove that your love is true love in disguise?
Well, Uncle Meng supports you!
If you don’t come to PD Paradise, how can you know if it’s true love? Regardless of whether they break up or not, Uncle Meng has earned a fortune from the tickets...
Love is blind, but Mengzi wakes up with a smile.
A strange urban legend suddenly appeared, making PD Park a must-go check-in destination for couples, and the revenue from ticket and peripheral items skyrocketed. Every time he thought about this, Meng Lang would smile from ear to ear.
Support, must support!
In order to make the couple's curse more famous, he asked Ma Teng to hire a group of literary and talented sailors. Every day on major social networking sites, I post updates about my history of blood and tears, I went to PD Paradise once and broke up when I got home.
You must add a sentence at the end:
Thanks to going to PD Paradise, I can see clearly the true face of this scumbag! Brothers/sisters, you must go to PD Paradise when you are in love!
Okay, it's really well written!
Meng Lang patted his thigh and praised: This group of navy troops is awesome. They deserve top-notch service at 100 yuan/day, which is several grades higher than 5 cents/piece!
Are these all fake?
Tao Mi, whose eyes were reddened by the Navy Story, raised his head and asked, Aren't you telling real people? How come you became a Navy Marine?
It must be fake!
Meng Lang said disdainfully: Such a boring urban legend, wouldn't anyone really believe it? No way?
Then please explain why so many couples break up after going to PD Paradise?
A blinding leaf!
Meng Lang explained: Let me ask you, do you know how high the divorce rate is in our country? How many of the ten couples will end up happily?
Forehead……
Tao Mi blinked and suddenly realized: I understand! You mean, those couples who break up will eventually break up even if they don't go to PD Paradise?
That's right!
Whether there is a PD paradise or not, the breakup rate for couples is ridiculously high. This is like saying that people who drink tap water will 100% die. It's pure nonsense.
I can rest assured that!
I saw Taomi let out a long sigh of relief, took out two wrinkled park tickets from his pocket, smiled slightly and said: I left early that day and didn't play many activities. Are you free to accompany me this Friday?
rash:……
What should I do? Can I refuse?
…
True fragrance is the essence of being human.
Meng Lang, who kept saying that urban legends were false, but in the end was too afraid to verify them, was so sweet.
The players who previously boycotted and protested the leather swimsuit and shouted You take the initiative, you take the initiative, I buy it and I lose are really cool.
The PD Alliance has updated a new version.
A new summer swimsuit-themed skin is online, and its design of human body and transformer has amazed the majority of players and received unanimous praise!
The skin sold millions of sets for the first time!
From now on, the skins of all PD League leather heroes will be divided into two different series.
One is the form skin!
For example, Ultraman Tiga's basic skin is a composite form, and the air, power, dark and other forms are made into different form skins.
The other one is human skin!
Dagu will wear a series of swimwear, suits, jeans and costumes to create a new skin product line.
This perfectly solves the embarrassing situation where new skins for human heroes are released every month, while leather heroes cannot get a new skin for half a year.
Everyone is happy!
For PD Games, the skin product line means a lifeline, and Mr. Meng will not let them off lightly if they cannot make money. For players, it is still within the acceptable range for human beings or shapeshifters to wear weird clothes.
Among the many swimsuit skins released in the new version, the first-generation Ultraman has attracted much attention.
Is Uncle Meng in such good shape?
Eight pack abs, too exaggerated...
Players complained about the designer, wondering how much benefit he received from Mr. Meng to create the extremely exaggerated eight-pack abs?
The designer is very unfair!
He confessed on Weibo that he had not received any benefits. The real reason is that he received an indescribable threat and acted against his conscience.
This statement is very credible.
Players who believe that the designer will not lie despise the indescribable people and claim: If you don't shave your abs, you won't buy the skin!
Then, skin sales tanked.
A report submitted by PD Games CEO Chen showed that the first-generation Ultraman’s swimsuit skin had very poor sales because its abdominal muscles were too exaggerated.
On one side is money, on the other side is image?
Meng Lang picked up a bouquet of flowers and drew lots in the office. Considering that this bouquet of flowers only had five petals, he hesitated for a long time and finally decided to count the money first and then the image.
The result is clear at a glance, money is more important!
Peel it...
Okay, Mr. Meng!
The approved designer chopped off two abs with one knife. The player nodded approvingly, and sales increased slightly.
One more chop and sales increased significantly!
After cutting off a piece of abdominal muscle, the skin ranked at the top of the best-selling list. Players showed a satisfied smile and opened their wallets to buy like crazy.
really……
The fewer abs you have, the better the sales.
When Mr. Meng only has one abdominal muscle left, he will be invincible! Looking at the entire PD League, no one is more popular than him.
Of course, appearance is inversely proportional to sales.
Mr. Meng, who has eight-pack abs, can barely catch the eye. When there is only one abdominal muscle left and you are still wearing beach shorts, the image is really hard to describe!
perhaps……
Players who use this set of skins to compete are not doing it to be eye-catching, but to disgust their opponents and affect their operations, right?
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