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Chapter 584 Meng Hei Pig Beats Mandarin Ducks with a Stick (33)

There are five magical girls in total.

The person who revealed their relationship is the exclusive owner of Ice Sapphire, and the image color is blue Shirayuki. The actor's real name is Qiu Xia. She has just turned twelve this year and is in sixth grade at Jiangchuan Elementary School.

Looks pretty cute!

Judging from Mengzi's professional vision, as long as the little girl does not become disabled, she will definitely become a otaku goddess in the future and charm thousands of young people.

Unfortunately, his temper is very weird.

No matter how he tried to persuade him, the little girl always lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, unmoved.

Hei...Mr. Meng, let me do it!

Seeing that Mr. Meng's persuasion was ineffective, Sister Yun, as the manager, took the initiative to ask Ying: Maybe you are too fierce and scared her...

Am I too fierce?

Meng Lang lowered his head and glanced at the alienated girl on the coat, and said angrily: Stop talking about your dirty talk! The alienated girl is very fierce, what does it have to do with me?

Sister Yun: ...

Who is driving?

You are so good in front of children! He is indeed a cancer in the business world and the king of black pigs!

While the two were bickering, an inaudible chuckle came from the side. Meng Lang and Sister Yun looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

She laughed!

This proves that communication is possible.

Sister Yun, do you have a photo of that boy?

some!

Sister Yun took out her phone, rummaged through the photo album to find the corresponding photo, and then handed the phone to Meng Lang.

Meng Lang took the phone with his right hand, touched his chin with his left hand and looked at the photo, muttering to himself: This is too ugly, not as handsome as when I was a kid!

You're talking nonsense!

When the little girl heard this, she couldn't help raising her head and retorted: Don't you feel ashamed to wantonly slander a person's appearance behind his back?

She is indeed a girl with high IQ!

but……

Who is Mengzi? If he was silenced by a little girl, how could he still hang out in Jiangchuan from now on?

I'm telling the truth!

Meng Lang's eyes were clear, and he covered his chest with his right hand and said, My father has taught me since I was a child not to lie. Every word I say must be worthy of my conscience.

Forehead……

Qiu Xia had never experienced such a battle. Although she was very smart, she was still a twelve-year-old girl. She did not expect Mengzi to answer like this.

I don't believe it! You're lying!

Here! These are the photos of me when I was a child. Compare them and see who is more handsome?

He's more handsome!

The little girl pointed at the photo of her little boyfriend and said confidently.

Meng Lang shook his head.

There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand readers. Aesthetics is a subjective view. In order to draw objective conclusions as much as possible, we should ask other people!

Sister Yun, what do you think?

Under the threat of Black Pig's salary warning look, Sister Yun decisively chose Meng Lang and praised sincerely: Yes, Mr. Meng was more handsome when he was a child!

If you are not convinced, then I will post these two photos to the company group and let everyone vote?

No……

The little girl rolled her eyes at Mengzi and hummed: You are the most handsome, okay? No matter what you say, I like him anyway.

What do you like about him?

Mengzi slapped the table and scolded: I'm more handsome than him, have better grades than him, have more money than him, be more humorous than him, and be more considerate than him... Please look me in the eyes and answer my questions, you What do you like about him?

I……

Qiu Xia, who was in a panic, couldn't think of anything that made her boyfriend better than Mr. Meng for a while when faced with this series of questioning.

etc!

I like that he's young!

puff……

Mr. Meng? Mr. Meng, what's wrong with you!

Sister Yun was startled, and quickly helped Mengzi, who was seriously injured, and asked eagerly: Are you okay? Do you want to call 120?

I'm fine!

The strong Mengzi has learned to cover up his sadness with a smile. He waved his hand, suppressed his anger and continued to ask: You keep saying you like me, but do you know what like means?

I don't understand!

But I think you don't understand either!

joke!

Jiangchuan Overlord doesn’t know what it means to like? It is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.

Meng Lang raised his cell phone high, flipped out a page of chat history with Taomi, and vowed: Did you sleep? Did you sleep! Did you eat? Eat! Happy New Year! Happy!

There is not a single word of like in the whole text, but the tacit understanding between the lines reflects love everywhere. Let me tell you, this is true love!

Is this possible?

Sister Yun's expression was very stiff. She never expected that Heizhu's definition of liking could be so weird.

She glanced at Qiu Xia and was stunned.

Damn it!

Can this also match brain waves?

What kind of genius is Black Pig? Why can this match the little girl's brainwaves and successfully convince her?

I don't know what you usually talk about, but it must be very nagging. You want to tell each other everything you see, hear, and even smell. We talk for hours and can't bear to say goodbye!

The little girl said nothing, but her thoughtful expression told Mengzi that he had guessed it right!

So, Mengzi struck while the iron was hot: Having this kind of chatting proves that you don't really like him, but you've just been alone for too long, and it's hard to find a friend worth talking to.

Believe me! A real couple's chat must be like the one I showed. It's concise and concise! If you chat once a day, that's the real love.

As for why? Do you know that a poem can make people feel connected? Even if she and I only speak one sentence a day, even if we are thousands of miles apart, she can feel my thousands of words...

I see!

The little girl stood up, looked up at Mengzi and said, I will use your way to prove that we really like each other.

no problem!

Meng Lang said with a smile on his face: As long as it is true love, Uncle Meng will only bless you and will not beat you up!

Sister Yun's expression was distorted.

She listened here for half an hour, and after being baptized by the black pig, she felt that her outlook on life, values, and love had been impacted, and she suspected that her relationship with her husband was not that strong.

After sending these two away, Meng Lang didn't receive any feedback from Sister Yun for several days. He thought he had failed in brainwashing.

Fortunately, Tao Mi knew the inside story.

Don't ask, they've already been separated!

Tao Mi asked curiously: Children of this age are very stubborn. What on earth did you say that it worked so quickly?

Of course it's the truth of love!

Mengzi put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly: I have a lot of experience in puppy love. It's just a small problem to break up a young couple!

Oh, is it so?

Tao Mipi said with a smile: So, you are very powerful?

Of course, I...ow!

Before he finished speaking, Meng Lang was kicked hard by Tao Mi. By the time he came to his senses, Tao Mi had already left with her bag.

what the hell?

Meng Lang rubbed his sore knees, wrinkled his nose and eyebrows and said, That happened so many years ago. Are you jealous? Are you still kicking me?

That's too much!

I won’t say good night to her tonight!

We reunited with old friends, and we originally planned to have a good meal in a restaurant, and then go to sing and wash our feet. Suddenly I remembered that I still owe one more update, so I went home silently...